• Kuroko: *phone starts ringing*
  • Aomine, looking to see who's calling: Lmao, you still call your dad “daddy”?
  • Kuroko, answering the phone and making direct eye contact with Aomine: Hello Akashi-kun.
  • Aomine: *chokes on drink*
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Kuroko’s a Disney Princess.  

 (This probably been used several times.. but I still had to.)

  • Akashi, to the GOM: Alright, listen up you little shits.
  • Akashi: Not you, Tetsuya. You're an angel and we're glad you're here.
  • Kuroko: Daddy, can you pass me the salt?
  • Akashi: *reaches for the salt*
  • Aomine, at the same time: *reaches for the salt*
  • Kagami, at the same time: *reaches for the salt*
  • Kise: And so it begins.
  • Midorima: I’m surprised no one threw me across the table this time.
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Happy (very late) White Day, my Kuroko @chocoletoart !!

aah, I’m really sorry that I’m really late due to my condition but hey, I hope you like it as much as I love your gift!💖

  • Akashi: I don’t have a favorite friend. How could you even think that? All of my friends are of totally equal importance and worth.
  • Midorima: It’s Kuroko, isn’t it?
  • Akashi: I can’t help it, he has those “love me tender” eyes and I’m weak.