Akashi (to other GOM): Yo, listen to my waifu, he has announcement to make. *sparkling with pride*
*GOM didn’t listen or worse, fell asleep during Kuroko’s speech
[*gasp* The nerve!]*
Akashi: Prepare for my divine punishment!
*The whole school chased after the other GOM and basically went into chaos*
Akashi (to Kuroko): Waifu, let’s have lunch together in a corner where no one will bother us.
*Screaming + animal noises passed by*
Kuroko: Akashi-kun, the school awfully quiet today, ne?