Bokuto and his (bad) puns
  • Bokuto:Did you know that a bicycle can't stand on it's own?
  • Akaashi:Yes beca-
  • Akaashi:. . .
  • Akaashi:I'm transferring to Karasuno
  • Bokuto:I've been to the dentist many times
  • Tsukki:NO STOP-
  • Bokuto:That I know the drill
  • Bokuto:Hey bro, I've got a question
  • Kuroo:What is it?
  • Bokuto:If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
  • Kuroo:. . .
  • Bokuto:. . .
  • Kuroo:Bro I love you, but no, just no

Anon said: hi :00 can I get akaashi, iwaizumi, and maybe goshiki if that’s alright with you!! reacting to their S/O having a silly fear of birds?? eeee like they get scared when one flies overhead or lands nearby?? does that make sense :0 English isn’t my first language so sorry if it doesn’t

This makes perfect sense dont worry about it! I’m actually going to use two of my experiences with birds for this lmao

Iwaizumi Hajime 

“Ah, it feels so nice to be at the beach.” Hajime says stretching his limbs out as he looks up at the sky. You were also sat on your town clutching your knees to your chest continuously looking around at the seagulls that flew and walked around you. “We came here to relax and you dont seem to be doing any relaxing (Y/N).” He says looking over at you. 

“Beaches aren’t really my thing.” You lie, you loved the beach. Seashells, the ocean, sandcastles, You just hated seagulls. You had a bit of a fear of the bird but you felt way too embarrassed to tell your boyfriend about it.

“We could have went somewhere else you know.” He says and you shug. 

“You were really excited to come to the beach, I didn’t want to ruin that Hajime.” You mumble getting a small snack from the beach bag you had everything in. 

“But the point was to do something we both enjoyed. If you didn’t like the beach you should have told me, your opinion matters (Y/N).” He says and you immediately freeze seeing that the white bird had landed a few feet away from you and was looking at you. No, no, no. You thought clutching onto the sandwich bag as the bird came near you. 

“No!” You yelled standing up quickly throwing your sandals at the bird to get it to go away. “Hajime!” You whine tears forming in your eyes. “Get it away from me.” You continue as Iwaizumi stands up and shoos the bird away. He looks at your teary eyed figure and walks up to you placing a hand on your cheek.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were scared?” He asks wiping away your fallen tears. 

“Because it is silly.” You mumble sniffing a bit as he gave you a reassuring smile.

“It’s not silly, it’s your serious fear and we can leave if you want too.” He says.

“But we came all the way here.” You say and he shrugs. 

“(Y/N), I dont care. I enjoy everything that we do together.”

Akaashi Keiji (For this one we are going to pretend that Keiji has a car)

“Keiji I have to go to work soon.” You pull your boyfriend aside while the two of you were at small gathering. 

“Oh okay, we can get going then. Bokuto-san, me and (Y/N) are leaving.” He calls out and Bokuto gives him a thumbs up.

“Okay, thanks for coming.” Bokuto says as Akaashi’s hand intertwines with yours and you leave the small apartment. 

“Sorry we had to leave early, you were my ride here and I have to be at work in thirty minutes.” You say as the two of you walk outside, sunlight hitting your skin.

“It’s okay, it was a little dull anyway.” He says and you chuckle as you walk to his car. You let his hand go to make your way to the other side until you stop in your tracks seeing something hit the window of his car.

“Keiji their is a bird in your car!” You exclaim backing away slowly from the vehicle. 

“Oh my god there is!” He says opening the door to let the small brown bird fly out. It lands on the roof of his car and then flies away. 

“It shit in my car, and why didn’t you open any doors or anything?” He asked and your cheeks turned bright red. “(Y/N)?”

“I’m scared of birds okay!” You exclaim embarrassment filling your body.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” He asked and you shrugged.

“It’s a stupid fear.” You mumbled and he shrugged.

“Well we are all scared of something, I just wish you would have told me about it.”

Goshiki Tsutomu 

“Eh (Y/N), why did you stop walking we are going to be late for school.” Tsutomu says. 

“A really big bird just flew overhead.” You say eyes widened with fear as your boyfriend’s head tilts to the side.

“So, it’s just a bird.”He says pulling your paralyzed figure along the path. Your cheeks flushed with a shade of pink, you never told him you had a fear of birds thinking it was way to silly of a fear to share. You almost jumped on the boy as another flew over the both of you. “(Y/N)! Why are you acting like this?” He asks as tears filled your eyes. You looked away from him but his eyes widened.

“I’m scared of birds Tsutomu.” You sniffle wiping at your tears with the end of your jacket. 

“(Y/N), why didn’t you tell me?” He asks taking your hands in his.

“Because it’s stupid!” You exclaim. “It’s a stupid fear.” You muttered as he rubbed the top of your hands supportingly.

“You could have told me, I’m not going to make fun of you. I’m your boyfriend, if anything I’ll protect you from the birds!” He says proudly putting a hand over his chest. You couldn’t help but smile at his kindness. “All of the birds can fight me!” He continues as the two of you begin to walk again. 

“All of them?” You ask and he nods.

“All of them, at one time. I could take them.” He says and you laughed lightly. The two of you held hands while walking down the path. 

“Thank you for not laughing at me.” You mutter and he kisses the side of your head.

“I would never make fun of you for your fear, what kind of person does that?” He asks, seriousness taking over his tone. 

“I love you Tsutomu.” You say and he smiles widely.

“I love you too!”

Bokuto probably has a pair of owl uggs that he wears before and after practices, and the rest of the team absolutely hates them. And Akaashi has tried to burn them on several occasions but Bokuto always keeps a close eye on his favorite shoes. He calls them his “hootie booties”

Akaashi calls them a mistake