omfg guys so my parents are against soda unless we’re hosting a dinner party or something cause then they have to pretend to be all nice and stuff (they fool everyone) and i just found a can of soda in the downstairs fridge with a bunch of other dinner-party-drinks that I’m forbidden from touching but neither of my parents are home and i’m just sitting here sipping on sprite and this voice in my head is going

you little rebel, you

and I’m just like

like no joke this is the closest i will ever come to a convicted felony