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⇁ dick n’ go (m)

Originally posted by is-your-mac-fully-loaded

pairing⇁Seokjin x Reader

 genre⇁smut, crack || shopping for dicc!au

warnings⇁male objectification, superficiality, fuckgirl!reader, dirty talk, and cocky!jin if that isn’t your thing

word count⇁12.8k 

After trooping through a series of horrendous first dates and mediocre hookups, you were convinced you would never find a man capable of satisfying your needs. Your friend recommends you try a slightly unconventional method to remedy your bad luck.  

alternatively: seokjin has a five star dick and you decide to give it a go

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Romance Novel Tropes

Send one for our muses to be caught in one of these tropes. (Some can be combined!)

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  • Accidental pregnancy
  • Alpha hero
  • Amnesia
  • Arranged marriage
  • Athlete
  • Best friend’s sibling
  • Billionaire
  • Blackmail
  • Class warfare
  • Cowboy
  • Disguise
  • Enemies to lovers
  • Fairytale
  • Fake engagement
  • Fish out of water
  • Fling
  • Friends to lovers
  • Forbidden love
  • Jilted bride
  • Kidnapped
  • Law enforcement
  • Love triangle
  • Maid
  • Mail-order bride/Craigslist Date
  • Marriage of convenience
  • Matchmaker
  • Military
  • Mistaken identity
  • Office romance
  • On the road
  • On the rocks
  • Opposites attract
  • Orphan
  • Parent/childcare worker
  • Performer
  • Playboy
  • Politics
  • Protector
  • Redemption
  • Return to hometown
  • Reunion
  • Revenge
  • Royalty
  • Runaway bride/groom
  • Scars
  • Secret baby
  • Secret/lost heir
  • Sex worker with a heart of gold
  • Stranded
  • Sudden baby
  • Time travel
  • Tortured hero(ine)
  • The terrible wingman
  • Ugly duckling
  • Unrequited love
  • Virgin
  • Widow(er
  • (Wo)man in peril

Tea time~ 

On Kei’s mug: You are amazing
On Tadashi’s: I know

Tadashi is always the one buying new mugs for friends, but this time Kei found a set of two mugs and surprised Tadashi with them. Tadashi is a little bit embarrassed over his mug and very happy for the gift. 

  • Hunk: Hey, Keith, do you have any hobbies?
  • Keith: Swimming..
  • Hunk: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
  • Keith: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Hiyaa lovelies! It’s been a while since I’ve first posted and announced my first ever FAVES! Now I’m back with a new faves. But this one is a little bit different than my first faves. EVERYONE CHOSEN in this will all be added to my queue group too! So this is my faves + first ever QUEUE GROUP! I’m super excited to do this again! And this is also as a celebration of me reaching over 40K+ followers (thank you so much guys ily so much) *throws confetti* 

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Six: Today has the makings of a lovely day!

River: Really?

Six: Mm, we could, you know, go for a walk along the beach later…

River: We could…

Six: And I spy a little store selling ices at the end of the pier!

River: Oh yes!

Six: We could, um, dream… a little…

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I’m not okay with how adorable these two were in The Diary of River Song, not in the slightest. What did I do to deserve a scene where Six and River have tea together and he bashfully proposes a date inside her dreams? What did I do to deserve any of the Six/River scenes? (I know they had to save the world ‘n all… I kinda wish they had been able to dream together I’m so schmaltzy…)

Just Friends aka yay ship wars!!1!1! But let’s talk real stuff.

What the heck is the spellbook doing back home??? Did Star just find it in the living room? because there’s no SPACE OR TIME to rescue it in the previous 3 episodes (!!)
Then nobody can tell me this isn’t Toffee’s plan for the finale, c’mon. But: 1) is Glossaryck with it too? - probably 2) Is he going to tell Star about Toffee? - 99% he’s not 3) WTF Glossaryck, please

Yeah, Marco… same here.

aveyondfan  asked:

So, I was looking back at the emoji prophesy, and I think I figured a lot of it out: First line: Bottles (Drunk!Chara) (🍺❤️) fell through the manhole (🕳) and onto the Tv (📺) which went caput AKA destroyed/blown up (💥). Yay? (🎉)
Second line: Soon (🔜)Mettaton (👻) and Papyrus (💀) will go on a date (❤️) ….dunno what else.
(1)

Good so far except the last part wasn’t referring to Papyton but good guess.
-TQ

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Garasu no Hanazono - NozoEli

11 days until µ’s Final Love Live!

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