aka the sass master

Boruto Episode 2

So that kid with the headscarf says it’s only 10 years since the war. Since Naruto and Hinata got together 2 years after the war and got married a few months later…if they had boruto right away that would make him and his classmates just seven years old?!?

There’s no way this is a full five years before the movie.

Also, can Inojin get his own show?

And poor Shikadai - he’s gonna be stuck on a team with both Inojin and Chocho aka the sass masters.

anonymous asked:

heyo i keep seeing your posts about the kingsman movie and i was wondering if you could quick explain the best things about it cause it looks pretty cool and i'm considering watching it! only if you want to ofc

oh boy you have come to the right person i am currently shoving the first movie up my ass as we speak

basically. i would die for this movie. if captain america: the winter soldier didn’t exist, kingsman the secret service would be the best movie ever made. other than, like, wonder woman, but wonder woman doesn’t count in this argument.

so. kingsman. take james bond, remove the annoying misogyny, replace with taron “twink bottom” egerton, add in colin firth somehow pulling off sugar daddy-kill me with your fucking legs-badass spy man, sass master mom aka merlin, and a magnificent lady spy named roxy who would be my wife except she’s a lesbian and i love her too much to be a dick about it. add in the best fight scenes you can imagine. 

i mean. it’s colin firth, dapper as Fuck, murdering the entire westboro baptist church. if i hadn’t been sitting next to my dad in a theatre the first time i saw that movie, i would have had the best nut of my life right then. 

if this is the only thing you see in this movie, please. you will not regret clicking this link i’ve already clicked on it myself. i am crying tears of joy. 

also, roxy and twink mcgee (eggsy, the main character, lmao) have literally no heterosexuality between them. none. it’s mlm and wlw solidarity and i love it. 

also the sequel involves texans and some guy straight people wanna fuck, so like. lassos, and shit. and it also comes out on my dad’s birthday and my gay ass is 100% going to go see it, with or without him. (probably without him. i don’t want to risk screaming in a theatre)

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#Continuation Chapter 1

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First of all I would love to thank you all for the amazing feedbacks and kind words! You guys are amazing, and it fires me up to keep on going in this fancomic (I already drafted RaphaelxReader so stay tuned 😉)

Anyway, here’s our sass master, SASSONARDO aka Leonardo. I got this amazing nickname from my wonderful pal @spiritual-speckled-kitty *winks at y'all*

Behold Chrysocolla, a fusion between my Blue Topaz and @pearl-likes-pi ’s Beryl the Barrel! Even before I had the guts to make a tumblr and post my art I’ve followed (stalked) MKAtwood. Her edits are just so great and she’s skilled and I’m such a HUGE fan. Besides, we’re both blonde interns who like Legend of Korra and have Pearl as a favorite character. So this fusion was totally inevitable. Obviously. (OMG MCKENZIE IF YOU SEE THIS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOUR EDITING IS MY DREAM)
Anyway, this is Chrysocolla, aka Chryssie, aka Sass Master ™. Since she combines wisdom with enthusiasm I thought a schoolgirl look would be best. Chryssie is very stable and a total joy to be around. She’s endlessly curious and loves being herself. She’s also the comeback princess.
Her weapon is a bow that shoots mist arrows. The mist is made of a gas that makes vision hazy and if you hit the target’s eye it blinds them temporarily. This plus her enhanced awareness makes her bomb in a team. The CGs love having her around. Pearl just LOVES her, of course, and they’re fast friends. She’s Connie’s pal too.
Vive Steven Universe and RIP Pearl’s secret rap career, a good meme that served us well.

When Calum aka Sass Master lets the fans sing the first verse of Amnesia. 5SOS - ROWYSO Tour 7/21/15 at Concord, CA.

Preference #1 (Kids)

Taylor:

Arion Caniff 

Shawn: 

Avery Mendes

Hayes: 

Michael Grier

Jack J:

Jackilyn Ray Johnson (aka Sass Master 3000)

Carter:

Brooklyn Reynolds

Matthew: 

Danielle Espinosa

Jack G: 

Michelle Gilinsky

Cameron:

Christopher Hamilton Dallas

Nash: 

Isabella Grier 

Aaron:

Audree Carpenter 

(Credit to Owners of Photos) And sorry if it sucks. It’s my first preference EVER, so… do you guys like it? Hate it? Should I do more? Or nah? Let me know!