aka the most precious boy ever

Just my own ModernHam Headcanons

Alexander:
-hates his glasses and only wears them when he’s at home.
-Literally has seven tumblr blogs
-He definitely only writes in pen because losers erase their mistakes winners just write over them
-Loud Bisexual

Eliza:
-The most down-to-earth beauty
-She spends half her time at animal shelters
-She has a koala sweater
-Seriously frustrated bisexual

Angelica:
-Cool ass mom friend
-She has the wisdom of a owl but the bluntness of a child
-She works at Starbucks and as an assistant because free coffee
-Lesbian with no money

Peggy:
-Precious smol alien girl
-She is really great at dancing
-She and Herc hang out a lot
-Totally dating the hottest babe ever aka Theodosia

John:
-Space boy who knows every line to every Pixar movie created
-NICKLEBACK
-“Who tf ate my goldfish CRACKERS I was saving those for MOVIE NIGHT”
-Gay man looking for a hand to hold

Herc:
-Memelord of the dead 2016 memes
-Ships everybody together and literally cries when he sees someone do something cute
-Big strong boy who needs a hunk like Laf

Lafayette:
-“Want me to tell you to kiss my ass in french”
-Bisexual ready to mingle and share pringles
-Lafayette is a tol child with nice abs and a gr8 way of telling people they matter
-Nonbinary they/them pron.

Aaron:
-Quiet but definitely unable to be able to shut up if he likes you a lot
-Nonbinary soldier who doesnt care what pronouns people give him just as long as they know he’s not a boy or a girl
-Has the cutest fashion but people were too intimidated by his resting bitch face to really approach and comment on it

Thomas:
-“My hair could engulf you but I’m holding it back”
-Guess who can do magic tricks this guy
-He steals pens and shoved them into his hair (namely Alexander’s) and sometimes forgets about them
-Genderfluid bird guy

Madison:
-Not on the internet wtf is even a tumblr
-He and Aaron go to ballet classes together
-This boy is A+ at makeup his eyeliner will kill you
-Flustered ace with a nice bod

OKAY HERE ARE ALL THE GROUPS I STAN + MY BIASES BC PEOPLE HAVE ASKED

ult bias:
KIM!!! MINSUNG!!!! MY PRECIOUS ACE SUNSHINE WHO I WILL PROTECT WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE (prev. Kim Hansol, ex-topp dogg)

ult bias group(s):
SHINee and ASTRO my babies!!!


BTS: Jimin tHE SQUISH/Yoongi

GOT7: ACTOR PARK JINYOUNG

SEVENTEEN: Jihoon the smol

Toppdogg: B-Joo!!

Monsta X: listen,,,,, i love Wonho the Bun more than i love myself

BLACKPINK: Lisa !!!

BIGBANG: GD goddamn!!! this boy!!!

Day6: Dowoon/Young K sassy softies

U-Kiss: Kiseop aka literally the most beautiful human to ever exist (used to be Kevin too but :-(((( sad times)

f(x): Amber MY WIFE

ASTRO: literally i do not have a bias in this sunshine group

SHINee: tbh it changes literally every day because i love all those boys i cannot handle

B.A.P: B A N G Y O N G G U K

NCT 127: WinWin/Yuta/Taeyong pls

NCT U: Ten!!!

NCT Dream: Chenle my tiny baby

K.A.R.D: J.Seph

BtoB: Ilhoon!! my boy???

Pentagon: E'Dawn that,,, strange bean i luv

Red Velvet: Wendy my love

VIXX: L E O THE SHY BBY

Wanna One: DAEHWI !!!!! the boy is only older than me by like 7 months wtf is this ?!???

M.O.N.T: BITSAEON PLS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH he also read out my comment on one of his insta lives saying he sang beautifully and he got all shy and was like ‘thank you!!!’ with this huge smile he’s such a cutie

IMFACT: Sang!!!!!!! my baby awe

KNK: Seungjun !! i love him a lot he’s such a smol tall bean

EXO: asgdjf probably Xiumin babe or Baek OR YIXING IF IM BEING ENTIRELY HONEST

4Minute: Hyuna!!!!

HIGHLIGHT: Yoseob

WINNER: ???

A.C.E: ???

AKMU: ???

iKON: Hanbin nd teddy bear Bobby !!

Nu'est: ???

Seven O'Clock: ???

B.I.G: ???

UP10ION: ???

MYTEEN: ???

Jeon Jungkook

Jeongguk is one of the most precious people I have ever had the chance of seeing. Not in real life because I’m a salty international ARMY but I’m always supporting them through a screen.

ANYWAY:

1) Jeongguk cares a lot about ARMY and I’ve seen a few people complaining about him- aka saying that he doesn’t care just because he doesn’t post on social media and it just grinds my gears. Like: come on now, Darling, get your mind together. He cares so much and wishes he could communicate with more fans which is why he’s learning more languages like Japanese and English. He’s trying. He adores ARMYs and you can fight me if you think otherwise.

Originally posted by iweedu

2) Not only does he care for ARMYs but he cares a lot about his Hyungs. Jeongguk cried because of the challenges they had gone through. He dedicated a whole song to them and to see people telling him that he doesn’t care because he has more lines or more screen time must hurt him sometimes. He tried his hardest to show that he cares because he’s not good with his words and he’s admitted that before. He cares so much about his band members- so much that their pain is his. If you think he doesn’t care, I really don’t know what else to say.

Originally posted by chaisyub

3) He is literally so precious. This boy said he wanted to touch people with his voice. He was extremely shy and hardly reached out to people when he first came to Seoul. He would wait until the other members were asleep to take a shower. He used to hide his laughter. He’s admitted to letting Tae cuddle him because it makes Tae feel better. He is such a sweet baby that it makes me feel warm inside because he is literally one of the most precious human beings I have ever seen.

Originally posted by taesscripts

4) This man has idols and sticks to them. He’s always loved G-Dragon, IU, Iron Man, etc. He’s got a childlike attitude when it comes to idols. He’s impersonated G-Dragon and Iron Man. The man has got an Iron Man phone case and Iron Man socks and for some reason, I think it’s cute. He seems genuinely excited when he is talking about his idols, and whenever he talks about them, he seems to really care. He’s really inspired by his idols and that’s just amazing.

Originally posted by nnochu

5) Finally, he has grown so much. From the 16 year old boy that debuted in 2013 with the ‘Bad Boy’ image on stage and the shy personality off stage, to the now legal man that is here in 2017 with the new found confidence and the natural talent on stage… He is here with us and frankly I wouldn’t have it any other way. He is our (not literally*) Kookie. It wouldn’t be Bangtan without him.

Originally posted by charrytommoto

*By no means when I say ‘our’ do I mean that literally. He can date whoever he wants and do whatever he wants. It’s not our business. Their private life should stay private.

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Kim Jiwon

I have adored you from the moment you began existing in my world. 

To the precious boy who have brought joy, tears and love in my once monotonous life; To the wonderful being with the smile of a child, the heart of an angel and the perseverance of a true dreamer; To the most beautiful person I have ever laid my eyes on, I wish you every happiness the world has to offer.

Happy birthday, Kim Jiwon aka Bobby.