Okay I am really sick and tired of people complaining about how mean Lance is to Keith, and I’m here to remind you that Keith is just as willing of a participant in their banters! Not to mention, Keith says mean things to Lance without being provoked either! For example
“We could toss out some nonessential weight” said to Lance specifically in the first episode
“YOU ARE THE WORST PILOT EVER”
purposely misleading Lance in the invisible maze.
“I’M NOT SCARED!!!” as he does the same thing as Lance, and also goes faster because he wants in to the competition too
“What’s that? I-I can’t hear you, you’re cutting off!” aka Keith being a little shit for fun
“The amount of information in your brain could be stored in a paper airplane” Keith insults Lance without provocation. Hell, Lance didn’t even talk to Keith thus far in that scenario, it was Keith that initiated the banter
The entirety of the elevator/pool scene. Keith was rude to Lance when Lance didn’t do anything
Also have you guys seen teenage boys bantering? That’s what they do. There’s really no real venom to their words. Not to mention Keith and Lance have many instances of getting along well. Plus Keith is pretty rude to everyone at one point. He says a lot of mean things to Pidge as well.
Plus, Lance also engages in similar banter with Hunk and Pidge. Pidge makes waaay more cruel remarks to Lance and everyone else yet I don’t see y’all hating on her. Only being happy at how “sassy” she is. Stop right there. Enough with the colourism. If you’re gonna blame Lance for being mean to Keith, you also better blame Keith and Pidge for being mean to Lance as well.
@disteal Hi, Welcome to Chili’s Roadhouse Grill. Home of the peanut shells and sugar rimmed mason jars!
Tbh Genji brings Hanzo here and then Hanzo meets cute actual cowboy waiter Jesse McCree. And the friendly neighborhood little shit (aka genji) keeps trying to get them together throughout the night.
Cradle Songs ☼ a mix for the Outsider, and for the Void
× New Model Army || Horrors Of The Deep
× Shriekback || You Can Hear The Room
× Piano Magic || Beneath Below
× Isis || Voices
× The Legendary Pink Dots || All Souls’ Rising
× Angels Of Light || Sybil The Spider Consumes Himself
× The Tear Garden || Swallowed By The Sea
× All Them Witches || Coils And Magnets
× Ritual Howls || Loss
"thor is so gay for loki like he pushed aside his real blood brother for this green parasite" WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????????
(sorry for the late response – i felt like this needed visual aids)
OKAY SO this is after the whole siege thing happened and the lokester died. thor basically went around asgard fucking moping about how much he missed his brother to anyone who would stick around long enough
one of those people was his actual flesh and blood brother, balder
followed by ACTUAL FLESH AND BLOOD BROTHER WHO DIDN’T BRING ON THE FALL OF ASGARD AKA BALDER going, ‘um thor asgard is in ruins because of that little shit and bringing him back would be hella bad SO DON’T DO THE THING’
so yeah, then thor goes and does the fucking thing
well then thor (LOOKING GOOD AF THO I MEAN)
manages to find loki on earth, in paris, in the body of another little shit, a street kid named ‘serrure’ (french for lock), and chases him down and when he finally catches up to the kid thor tells him who he really is and that he’s come to bring him home (in this gay af speech about how even though he’s been a total shit in the past thor can’t imagine his life without him and he misses him a fucking lot okay???)
and loki has THE AMNESIA but they do some magicky stuff and touch thor’s hammer together (hur hur, but not really, this is a kid’s show so really it’s just mjolnir) and KRAKADOOM! loki suddenly remembers who he is, at least a little bit, and they go back to asgard where thor apparently has no idea how to carry a kid and slings loki around like a sack of potatoes
and everybody sees him with loki (WHO’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD FINALLY) and the consensus is pretty much “JFC THOR HONESTLY?”
and thor is basically like, “yeah i brought my boyfriend brother back and nobody gets to say anything about it ever okay? okay.”
and then they flew off into the sunset together and nothing bad ever happened again ever*
(*except for everything and it was horrible and sad and a lot of us cried)
i got longwinded but yeah thor basically pushed his real blood brother aside to bring back this green menace
(BUT LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS LITTLE RASCAL IS <33333)
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Title:Bend Me Backwards (But Text Me After) Author: OmegaZandie Rating: Mature Length: 5–10k words Genre: Pining, Humor, Smut Summary: “Can you believe some desperate asshole wrote his number on the toilet wall?” “You should text them.”
Title:Come Home and Fuck Me, Daddy (Fuck Yourself) Author: Untested_Waters Rating: Explicit Length: 5–10k words Genre: Smut Summary: Jungkook receives a naughty photo of his boyfriend during class. He covers up his panic with filthy words and dirty promises. AKA: Park Jimin is a horny little shit who can’t wait patiently like a good boy for his boyfriend to come home.
Title:Litany of Dreams Author: polymaknaes Rating: Mature Length: 10–15k words Genre: Slow Burn, Romance, Smut Summary: Jeongguk has been places, been different things: an angsty teenager, a hopeful student, a worn-out adult. Jimin comes in on a mundane Friday night, in the most unexpected way, and together—they create magic. (or: a study of intimacy)
Title:On the Edge Author: pjungkook Rating: Explicit Length: 5–10k words Genre: Smut, Fluff Summary: Jeon Jungkook knew more ways to go through a ‘welcome home’ party when Park Jimin wasn’t sending him inappropriate pictures in the middle of dinner.
Title:Wish You Were Here Author: Nochucomethru Rating: Mature Length: 20–25k words Genre: Fluff, Smut Summary: Jungkook clicked on his picture. And wow. Taehyung was right for once. The dude was gorgeous. His name was Jimin. He was Korean, like them and he had a really pretty smile. Pretty enough that Jungkook actually felt nervous. “He’s really cute. What do I say?” Jungkook asked.
**BONUS: SKYPE SEX**
Title:Digital Author: empressium Rating: Explicit Length: 5–10k words Genre: Smut Summary: Jungkook thanks the heavens for skype and phones – the future is now.