Authors Notes;Enjoy! I’m soo terribly sorry it’s so late! Hope it’s what you wanted!! 😊 Also this is a rlly rlly long post with lots of facts and photos so um ye…have fun. Tbh all this post does is just prove what a big ‘ol piece of trash i am because 95% of these facts were from memory, I typed all dis shit out guys…im fuckin dead now. These are all facts from websites that I remember, certain nicknames are not necessarily what I call them but some dso. kbye 😊 x
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I’m planning on brushing up on my writing, so whichever side wins will get a Sport x Reader fic or a Robbie x Reader fic and I’ll post it here!! (And yes, you can both like AND reblog. If the likes and reblogs are the same or close in numbers, I’ll just write both fics lmao).
really wondering how Yondu even could pull that “We will eat ya”-joke off for so many years. The whole crew would
have to play along for it to work long enough that the little Terran boy really
became scared of it.
that Yondu got the idea from Peter himself, since the boy probably was scared
to death and had seen movies or heard stories where aliens eat humans, and
Yondu found the question “Are… are you
going to eat me?” so hilarious that he just rolled with it and was all like
“Sure, boy, if ya don’t do as I say, I
will do that.”
Peter got to meet the rest of the crew, this could quickly become awkward and
Yondu would have to think fast – the threat is not only funny, but it actually
helps keeping the curious, reckless child in line, and he doesn’t want to lose
that tool yet.
So one day
Yondu just warns Peter that he should steer clear of the rest of the crew (can’t
let the boy get into trouble when Yondu isn’t there to watch over him) and
tells him in all seriousness that “Those
boys of mine will eat ya, ya better stay with me, Quill”.
who’s standing next to them, stares at Yondu, “Uh, Capt’n, I don’t think that
the boys woulda eat…”
glares at him.
Ooooh, right, yeah, they are… gunna eat ye, boy. Better stay away.”
“Ya heard ‘im,
scratches the back of his neck where he is standing a few feet away, wondering
if that is really a good idea. Peter is pale as a ghost and yet looks more
fierce and determined to not get
eaten than really scared of the thought.
probably won’t turn out as a good idea, not at all.