aka my favorite line

THIS IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY THE WORST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

sometimes i forget that some people don’t find the NW storyline interesting

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AKA my favorite Whose Line of all the Whose Lines

warning: may lead to uncontrollable giggling and and inability to deal with life

seahorsemoji  asked:

I NEED A REALLY REALLY GOOD SWAN QUEEN FANFIC TO READ CAN YOU HELP ME OUT BAE????

OKAY I’M LIKE SUPER EXCITED YOU ASKED THIS

The Secret’s in the Telling - pyrophoric (aka my favorite fic of all time)

A Fine Line - hunnyfresh

A Trail of Destruction - starsthatburn

A Twist of Fate - Chrmdpoet

Addict Fic - fictorium

Beyond the Walls (I Saw a Prince) - coalitiongirl

Double Trouble - sea-ess-eye

Every Dog Has Its Day - unicyclehippo

Henry’s Gift - hunnyfresh

Nothing Comes from Nothing - parakitty

Of Love and Loathing - Sapphire Smoke 

Transgressions of the Heart - Sapphire Smoke (sequel to Of Love and Loathing)

Operation Wings - Alaska829Snow

Popcorn Love - Chrmdpoet

Safe - SgtMac

Real - SgtMac (sequel to Safe)

Static - hunnyfresh

The Staircase - redcharcoal

The Visit - sea-ess-eye

What Lies Beneath - Chrmdpoet

Who Needs Shelter - deemn

You never called me back,” he said. “I called you so many times and you never called me back.”
Magnus looked at Alec as if he’d lost his mind. “Your city is under attack,” he said. “The wards have been broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven’t called you?”
Alec set his jaw in a stubborn line. “I want to know why you haven’t called me back.”
Magnus threw his hands up in the air in a gesture of utter exasperation. Alec noted with interest that when he did it, a few sparks escaped from his fingertips, like fireflies escaping from a jar. “You’re an idiot.”
“Is that why you haven’t called me? Because I’m an idiot?”
“No.” Magnus strode toward him. “I didn’t call you because I’m tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I’m tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do.”
“You love me?”
“You stupid Nephilim,” Magnus said patiently. “Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!
—  City of Glass by Cassandra Clare (aka some of my favorite lines in the entire series)
Reign rant!!

Don’t get me wrong..i do love Bash..But i can’t help but feel his character revolves around Mary too much!!

And as of right now he’s done fucked up in book!

Never mind the fact that Bash was a frary shipper..I REPEAT A FRARY SHIPPER!!

He saw this look Francis gave Mary


NOT to mention that he basically risked his life.So that Mary wouldn’t be forced to marry Tomas.As in Mary+Francis=Happy ever after

If no one recall’s this then,We’re obviously not watching the same show.But i’ll show it to you anyway..

Flash back time*

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Mary will stay as in stay with Francis!

I actually loved the brotherly bond with between Bash and Francis.I loved their little jabs at each other such as..

Especially this..

BUT the minute this happens..

Instead of stopping it.Not only because Mary was i don’t know DRUNK! and she’s his dearest brothers Fiancee

Remember?

And i’ll be honest i waited for Bash to think things through.But instead he does this..


And us frary shippers are all like..

The thing that kills me is that Francis gave both Mary and Bash a chance to be honest.Especially Bash.Francis even tested him to see if he would fess up in “Chosen”

Now i do believe Francis would’ve been upset whether Bash fessed up then or later on as he choose.Wait a minute….he never did!! MARY did,I’ll let her off the hook because she was drunk and felt bad about it as soon as it happened. I also believed that their fight could of been preventable Olivia did not have anywhere else to stay.And even though they had their past i don’t blame Francis for not shipping her off.It is because of what they did as a couple that got her in a awful position.I felt like Mary was honestly threatened by Olivia because she had some points.. Yes Mary and Francis was all lovey dovey in the beginning of the episode BUT Mary knew that they still had a lot to work on.Think about it..they just started to establish a real relationship between each other.Mary knows of Francis and his history with women and putting his country before her or anyone for that matter.So when your first love comes into play,Your kinda gonna be worried whether your a normal girl or Mary Queen of Scots… just because she’s a queen does not mean she cannot have her insecurities. Now back to Bash… What i don’t like about him is he went from

To…

She’s mine now! Again the frary fandom

Like…what??? How do you even… Ok we all knew Bash had a thing for Mary the moment he saw her “Dancing” But that was before his brother asked him to stay away from his fiancee. Now here’s the problem i have with “love triangles” i feel that they only divide a fandom apart.And is it a crime for a women to actually know who she wants..i mean it makes us women look pathetic! like we can’t stick to one guy no matter how good they are for us we’re eventually hormonal,Naive,Confused,Bitches.. Another thing.. i have noticed in many other shows i’ve watched including this one is they make you sympathize with the wrong character with some kind of reverse sociology.Like we all know Bash is the bastard..will never have any kind of rights to throne..oooooh.Bash risk’s his life..not Francis.Bash was thrown into a prison in “1x07” not Francis.And it just makes Francis look like the “background guy” because he has it all,Because he’s crowned prince,Because he has Mary,France,Scotland and now England.(or should i say soon will have Scotland And England)But what some fail to realize is it’s Francis that gets the short end of the stick here.Not Bash.Bash was always happy with his title.Not only is he the king’s favorite but he is in the castles good graces.Has access to money,Has freedom to do whatever his wish’s,And can still marry anyone just not a royal.Francis on the other hand was born into a family he didn’t ask for..Two broken parents who cannot stand one another.His father sleeping with whomever he want’s and his mother with her scheming to “Protect him”.He has no kind of freedom,Has to be kept under lock and key,See’s his father’s favoritism for his brother and still mange’s to love him and establish a strong bond.There is NO role model here for Francis except for Bash,Bash always had his back.Meanwhile a young girl comes that he is forced to marry due to an alliance.Like imagine? having your family breathing down your throats since the minute you can talk.About duty…to a country..it’s a big deal! And Damn it us frary/reign fandom are extremely proud of Francis and his progress.No one can deny the chemistry frary had from episode one.It was Francis that held his position to keep Mary at arms length because it is what he is taught! not because he wants to.But it is Mary that helps him see that the castle he’s been living in is more corrupted then he thought.With her he becomes the person that he wants to be.Decides that he CAN love his wife and serve his country. I love that he has certain characteristics of both his parents but aren’t exactly like them.Strong politician/leader like his father,Head strong, and of course has his scheming (in a good way) like his mother and would do anything for those he loves. I’m teamFrancis all the way..Words cannot describe the love i have for him.I love him because he demonstrates that he is human.Though he was born to be king and built to be strong.He has his moments like everyone does.I admire his growth the love he develops for Mary and the new feelings that come along with it.Anger,Betrayal,Jealously,Love. Now back to the whole sibling rivalry.. The thing about Bash that kills me is that he still decides to pursue Mary..not only betraying his brother’s trust but double crossing him over a girl.Bash out of all people know how important Mary is to him and how far Francis has come to be with Mary.We all knew Francis was a man whore…

I mean just look at him So what i don’t understand is if you know your brother and his ways before Mary.And now that she’s here and he’s come such a long way..why screw that up for him?

And then there’s me…plus the whole fandom

Now the whole thing that happened in 1x08 just broke the whole fandom..

like poor Francis i will never get over his face here..

Meanwhile Bash…

Creeping on his women…

And after their captured here comes my oh so perfect baby who’s heart broken…

I’m sorry did he just say is MY BROTHER hurt??? ahshshshshshsh Wait… I’m not done..

And there goes Mary trying to be superwomen…

Like noooo Mary you’re killing him!! How can you say no to this man???!!????

Is it horrible that i enjoyed this..?

And this..

I’m sorry Bash deserved it and Francis needed to let off some steam.I know that Bash was with Mary because he had to leave himself and because he felt that she needed his protection.But it doesn’t change the fact that he still had eyes for Mary after his brother asked him to stay away! But i will say that i’m happy that Bash said this..

Glad to hear it babe..glad to hear it..Even though he clearly said this in 1x08 My favorite part of 1x09

AKA..

Bottom line i’m very happy of how Francis handled it all.He left with his dignity and got the hell out! Do i think he has some plans?

This is Queen Catherine’s son we are talking about peeps! In conclusion i’m happy that we get to see Francis have his freedom for once (if the writers have that plan) and i’m also excited to see Mary and Bash’s brilliant idea to just fail..j/k i’m honestly happy that the roles are reversed.I hope that the brothers can have an understanding of one another.Especially Bash i know he never wanted to be king but now he will see what Francis had to deal with all his life.Hopefully when everything is switched back maybe the brothers can have a higher respect for one another.Even though their relationship will never be the same.I’m happy to see the struggles the characters will have to face and of course Francis’s brilliant to plan to get his crown back duh!!! it’s gonna be good… anyhow i’m done with my little rant.To whomever read this ridiculous long idk what to call it.I love you! feel free to hit the inbox!