Arthur, the King of Camelot aka clotpole aka prat aka dollophead aka cabbage/turnip-head aka simpleton,
and Merlin aka Emrys aka Dragoon the Great aka the Last Dragonlord aka idiot, wish you a Merry, Merry Christmas!
I love that Hannibal thinks he’s some kind of elevated serial killer or w/e but in reality he’s still a loser who keeps all his murder shit in his creepy badly lit basement with like hanging plastic sheets everywhere goddamnit Hannibal you’re a fuckin horror movie cliche
Am I the only one that wants to see Zoro’s reaction, like what if he found out what Sanji did, we know Zoro didn’t want Luffy to welcome back Usopp unless Usopp apologized, but since Zoro himself did say “forget that idiot(aka Sanji)” would he even agree to accept Sanji back in the crew after what he did to Luffy, I have a feeling that Nami’s going to spill what happened. But also we have to think this is a different scenario we have, Usopp challenged Luffy, Sanji was basically doing the same thing Nami did when she was with the Arlong pirates. Another thing to add is Zoro was going to fight Nami, if it weren’t Sanji butting in to protect her. And I’m not saying Zoro and Sanji hate each other but Zoro has this tendency to “protect” Luffy sort of, for example when Bon Chan hit Luffy to copy his face, Zoro’s reaction as soon as luffy got hit was to pull out his swords, when they were versus Bellamy at the bar, same thing Zoro was ready to attack Bellamy. And don’t even get me started on Thriller Bark. Maybe that’s why Oda didn’t put Zoro in the gang, because probably if Zoro was there even if Luffy said don’t fight, Zoro would probably flip and fight anyways… but idk, it’s just a theory haha 😅
Also i added some rare pairs, plz don’t be mad.Also shoutout to @dontfightpatrickstump for the info for the weddings .
“Who would have thought I would be here mate…"A man
said while adjusting his bow tie. He was little annoyed with his prosthetic leg
but she instead. He couldn’t say no to her when she puts her puppy face.
"I thought you were going to die by one of your stupid
explosion.” A large man wearing a gas mask said.
Jamison Fawkes also known as Junkrat was getting married. Who
would have thought? The lucky girl is Mei-Ling Zhou a Chinese climatologist who
wants to save the environment. Mako Rutledge now known as Roadhog couldn’t care
less on what was Junkrat doing as long as he gets his cut from the treasure.
“Did I told you how beautiful she looks mate? ” he
asked his friend… If you can call him that.
“ Yes, you couldn’t stop talking about her ever since you
saw her. I had to literally punch you to shut you up.” Roadhog said
“Oh yeeeeaaah! Those were the good times….” Junkrat
said like he was going over a nostalgic trip.
“Now for better times! ” He said excited.
“Yeah, sure…” Roadhog is certain they will broke up
a week after the weeding, tops.
Mean while across the other room Mei was getting ready with her red
dress with a little help with Tracer, Zarya, Satya and Fareeha. Satya was the
one who made the dress. Tracer and Zarya were there because she needed some
mental support .Fareeha was there so she could the voice of reason for her
perfectionist girlfriend .She didn’t made any effect whatsoever.
“Alright checking just to be sure…. ”
“ Satya you looked over it for the 7th time!It’s
perfect.” Fareeha said clearly annoyed.
Mei didn’t say a thing because she has worked with Satya before
and what she found out is that the only person that could break her ridicules
symmetric system was her fiance Fareeha. Not completely it looks like.
“I will check it this last time I promise.” Mei was a
little bit relaxed because of her work with Satya she know she could trust her
“I are you sure you are certain with this?” Zarya
“Oh my God. ” Tracer whispered. Zarya heard and turned
towards her.“ What is it? ” She was getting angry, and nobody wants
that so Mei acted quickly. She turned
Zarya’s head towards her. The chair is useful in more ways.
“Zarya, I already told you on the day on the day he asked
me out, on the every date I went with him, on the day he proposed to him,
and every day since then I’m certain.”
Zarya didn’t believe that, but she would suck it up for her.
Like she does every day.
“Knock, Knock. ”
“ Who’s there? ” Mei said.
“ Roadhog. ”
“ Roadhog who?"Tracer said.
"Really? "He said.
” It’s fine come in. “ Satya said.
"The broom is pissing me off and I won’t stand him for
“ Well the braid isn’t ready yet so you wait. ” Zarya
practically threatening said and looked in the eye holes of his mask.
“ Well, I will drag her if that’s what it will take to end
this.” The tension grew higher. Then Fareeha instinctively stood between
them and broke them apart.
“ Okay, that’s enough from both of you. ”
“Ahem” He made a fake cough to get their attention.
“Genji, why are you in McCree’s clothes?” Tracer asked
“Well I am trying a new look and the broom send me to tell
you he is ready and he is waiting .”
“Well let’s end this already. ” Roadhog offered his
hand to Mei.
“ I will walk Mei to the…ahhhhm ” Zarya’s English
wasn’t her strong side and her.
“ The altar, Zarya.” Satya said.
“Da, altar.” You could notice her blushing
“Mako, let her do it. For me? ” Roadhog would usually
break his or her face if they have mentioned his real name or surname, but Mei was an exception. Even he doesn’t know
“Fine, just hurry up.” Then he left for the altar.
“Well isn’t he cherry?” Fareeha said.
“He is just a big softy inside ."Mei said in defensive.
"Are you sure it isn’t the fat?” Zarya said.
“Wow rude! ” Tracer said but didn’t made any effect.
While she was walking towards the altar, she could see all the
little things. The way to the altar was, you could say, “marked” with
a red carpet.
On the each side there were chair planned by 2 x 5 system. There wasn’t any
plan of sitting just one thing was certain. Soldier 76 and Reaper should be on
Mei wasn’t so sure about Reaper on her wedding but Junkrat and
Lucio were insisting. While Mei and Zarya were walking towards the altar Mei
has only focused on her soon-to-be husband. She didn’t noticed or didn’t care
who sat with who, who was arguing with who. All she cared was Jamison and their
Their wedding wasn't a regular one to say at least. There
were a lot of compromises.She keeps the red dress but there will be a party
after the weeding. The priest being Winston was starters (It was him or
Zenyatta). And there was a surprise that Junkrat mentioned a couple of times.
Since then Roadhog brought a fire extinguisher on the wedding. Just in case.Mei
and Junkrat were shined by the moonlight from above their head.
“Is the happy couple ready?” Winston said trying to
sound less nervous as possible. It could pass.
“As ready as I will ever be.”
“Yeah, what she said.”
“Okay then let’s begin."Winston brought a book that
contains every step of the wedding. "Dearly beloved…”
“Can we skip to the "now your married” part?
“ Junkrat cut him off. Zarya made a silent laugh and thought in Russian
-There is no way she is going to marry this guy-
"Yeah Winston please let’s just get married.” Mei
said. She could feel the stare of everyone. All she cared was that they finish
this nonsense and start their life together. “That’s my girl!”
“Well if it is the brides wish… Now i pronounce you
husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. "Winston finally relaxed knowing
the pressure is gone.
The party wasn’t that much extra. People were just enjoying
their ridiculously rare free time with their special one and celebrating Mei’s
and Junkrat’s marriage.
Lucio was obviously the DJ and he played the music with Reaper
by his side. Weirdly enough they have a similar taste in music. McCree ,who was
wearing Genji’s old clothes (don’t ask how he got them), and Genji were hanging
out with Mercy, who was with D.va, and Hanzo, who was with Widowmaker. They
didn’t wanted to come without a date so they come together. D.va calls them the
"Nothing to lose” couple.
Zenyatta and Bastion were talking to each other near the drinks.
Zenyatta understood Bastion and they would always have a long, probably a
philosophical, conversation whenever they had a chance. There was also Zarya
and Roadhog. Roadhog wanted to keep an eye on her to make sure there wasn’t any
drama. Sombra was with what she called the “Lesbian” group, which was
made of Fareeha, Satya, Tracer, Emily and Winston.Also she was drunk because
„the blond bitch“ ,as she liked to call Mercy that (she was drunk and nobody wanted a drama) took her nerdy
girlfriend . Torbjon and Reindhart had other jobs to do so they had to left
pretty soon. Jack and Ana left so they could avoid the drama with Reaper. Ana
didn’t mind but she couldn’t say the same thing with Jack. Also she knew if
Jack gets drunk he would flirt on Gabe all night long.Mei and Junkrat were just
„How did these 2 even meat?“ Hanzo said trying to start a conversation.
„I have personally seen Junkrat flirting
and after that I know that even Reaper with his outfit had a better chance then
„Well ..“ Mcree was hesitating.“ It is an embarassing story so
…Why not ?“ It took him 2 seconds tops
to think about it.“Mei was going to get some ice cream then she spotted them
robing the ice cream truck .“ He giggled .“She was so pissed that she froze
them with her gun her little robot.And here is the best part .After she froze
them she took a picture of them and we still have the picture in the base.“
D.va left a giggle ,Mercy laughed a bit ,Genji just stared at Mcree and Hanzo
and Widowmaker just stood there akwardly and confused .
Nobody noticed but Mei
and Junkrat have left the dance floor. Roadhog was too busy getting Zarya drunk
so he could have some chance at having some god damn peace.When he noticed he
thought of all of the possible outcomes.
They were back the altar and there was just them and silence and
they enjoyed it.
„Well James what is the suprise?“ she said with her arms around
„This .“ he showed somthing that looks like a switch.
„Well lets see it.“She kissed him.She has learned to trust him
ever since she started to date him.He pressed the switch and the bombs below
them exploded and brought them so high until they landed in a flying
helicopter. In there were 2 mercenaries hired by Reaper.Mei’s body was pumping
„That was awsome!!!“ Mei said and gave him a big kiss. She had a
smile the rivals Junkrats when she goes on these sort of trips.
„Thats my wife.“ He pointed to her.They couldn’t care less .
„Were does the young couple want to go?“ The pilot was having
fun he didn’t care what his collueges think.
„Who about Bahamas?“ Mei asked.
„Anything for the bride .“ He had a bright smile and did as was