aka dimples

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i mobstucked

i call this one ‘Ritsu has a sweet tooth and makes massive mistakes’

Larry: Secret Love Song
  • Harry: Hey babe, is Jason Derulo your secret pseudonym?
  • Louis: What are you on about?
  • Harry: That song by little mix. Secret love song. Written by Jason Derulo AKA Louis Tomlinson.
  • Louis: You KNOW Jason Derulo you knob. I didn’t write that song. I’m sorry love.
  • Harry: Sure. And you’re 5’9, a vagina enthusiast and hate it when I grab your bum.
  • Louis: Bastard ! And I’m sorry babe but I looked it up, it’s about Derulo and some girl he was seeing who was taken.
  • Harry: No baby. It’s about our little closet.
  • Louis: Harold-
  • Harry: WHY CAN’T YOU HOOOLD ME ON THE STREET.
  • Louis: Babe-
  • Harry: WHY CAN’T I KISS YOU ON THE DAAAANCE FLOOR?
  • Louis: Harry, if you don’t lower your voice right now-
  • Harry: I wish that we could be like that. Why can’t we be like that? Cause I’m yooooours.
  • Louis: Stupid fookin dimples. WHY CAN’T I SAY THAT I’M IN LOVE? I WANNA SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS.

Everyone talks about hockey butts but someone talk to me about hockey (and volleyball and artist) backs! Cause damn! Think about the long lines, expanses of skin to be mapped, shoulders blades and muscles tensing during a workout, slender and defined muscles, those little dips aka dimples of Venus. TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM!!! i absolutely don’t have a thing for backs not at all yes yes i do