aka best friends!

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes

daily reminder that nikolai lantsov, king of ravka, is a nerd who decided that being a (pirate) privateer was the obvious path in life for the king’s second son.

reminder #2: he was just as tough as kaz when he was younger. he had to prove himself to be a good leader, a good fighter, ready to use violence and do so without showing feeling or remorse

reminder #3: he and kaz brekker will probably end up as life-long partners in crime aka best friends because they are so alike, bless them

anonymous asked:

Can you do Sidon, Teba and Kass taking care of their sick S/Os?

Yes I can!!


Sidon

- Immediately knows

- Like his s/o wakes up in the morning and he immediately shoves them back into bed

- “Don’t even think about it. You’re sick.”

- “No I’m no-” loud coughing ensues

- Mother hen mode activated, he’s taken the day off, and is seen running around getting lots of things for his s/o

- They aren’t alone for long, he’s back and by their side within less than ten minutes

- They aren’t allowed to really get up unless they need to go to the restroom, but otherwise it isn’t happening

- He knows they can do things by themselves but starts thinking too much and is like nope

- They may need to talk to him about this

Teba

- He’s less strict, but always has an eye on them

- “My dove, I have placed the blankets beside the bed if you need them.”

- He makes them soup and brings them medicine, that’s all he does. Otherwise, they can do things on their own

- Will do things if they ask him. He’s not unreasonable

- He tends to stick by his s/o and chat with them, even if he’s just filling the air with noise

- His s/o loves his voice so much during these times, it’s soothing and puts them to sleep

- Depending on the day, he might know pretty quickly that his s/o is sick

- Does cute things for his s/o white they’re asleep

Kass

- If they’re out in the open, he gets them to the nearest stable/village pronto

- He knows pretty quickly, having learned his s/o’s habits and body language

- He fusses over them until they have food, water, and they’ve taken some medicine, and isn’t too keen on leaving their side

- He likes to sing to them a lot

- He does lots of things for them, but isn’t as bad as Sidon

- He lets them get out of bed and walk around if they feel like it

- He tries to cuddle them, but his s/o doesn’t let him

- They don’t want him to be sick too!!

- Overall, they do equal amounts of work because Kass wants affection

A Summary of Power Rangers

- Good use of Kanye West songs
- Bumble Bee (transformers reference)
- Original Power Rangers theme
- Altogether good soundtrack
- Alpha the sarcastic droid

Trini - Yellow Ranger (aka unkillable lesbian aka badass dork)
- Hates people
- Casually gay
- Could kill everyone in the room
- Loves with all her heart
- Doesn’t die like wowowow
- Pure
- Loves her new family of misfits
- A real badass angel who deserves kisses from girls

Kimberly - Pink Ranger (aka sinamon roll aka my bi baby)
- Best friends with Yellow
- More than likely bi
- Loyal and friendly
- Awesome hair cutting skills
- Has done bad things but is trying to make up for it
- Cutie pie
- Awesome and brave
- Will fight anyone for her new family (especially Blue)

Zack - Black Ranger (aka edgy emo boi aka a real softie who loves his mom)
- Emo af edge lord
- Sarcastic and reckless
- A sweetheart really who’s not afraid to cry
- Loud but kind
- Loves his lesbian bff
- Takes care of his mother and loves her to bits
- Loves innuendos and being the class clown
- Scared to be left alone but finds a place with his new family

Billy - Blue Ranger (aka badass angel aka pure badass angel who blows shit up)
- On the spectrum and very open about it (thank you Power Rangers for doing that)
- Has an inside joke with Red
- Good and pure and wholesome
- Extremely smart and amazing
- Loves country music.. like really loves it
- Thanks people all the time for being his friend
- Cares deeply about everyone (including his mother)
- The actual human representation of all things good in this world

Jason - Red Ranger (aka likes slapping bad guys aka loves and cares about everyone even cows)
- Has a connection with Beefcake the cow
- Not possibly straight
- Loves Twenty One Pilots
- Selfless and honestly does love his dad even if his dad can be a dick
- Actually pure and tries to help his loved ones
- Best friends with Blue
- Slaps people for his new found family
- Protective and won’t take your shit

Altogether Power Rangers was awesome, wholesome and deserves all the awards. They didn’t kill there lesbian and they were respectful with everybody differences. 100/10 would recommend.

I'm disgusted

I honestly do not understand how Julie and the writers can be so okay with Bonnie’s character going seasons after seasons dealing with loss, torment, and hopelessness. What else does she have to endore for them to finally let her character be? When Elena comes back alive and she dies??
They had her grandma die, her mother and father killed, had her and Jeremy take turns dying to save one another, you had her be stuck in the prison world with Kai who hurt her, you had trapped alone in the prison world by herself where she almost KILLED HERSELF, You have her life linked to her “best friend” that if she wakes up at any point Bonnie DIES, you had Damon aka her best friend leave her and made her feel alone, and all the other things Bonnie endured in the 8 seasons of this show. Yet you have the one guy, the only guy that she really loved who was willing to TURN for her, to have a life with her they really did kill him off.
I don’t see how one can be okay with this?? How are they writing these storylines? They must be in their offices like “hmmmm how can we ruin Bonnie’s character this time? 🙃🙃🙃”
It’s disgusting and Bonnie deserves so much more! She deserves Happiness! She deserves Love!
WHY CAN’T THEY JUST LET HER HAVE THAT?!?!

MEA Spoilers Ahead

Okay so I’m doing a complete Jaal playthrough rn, so I can’t romance Reyes. The upshot is that I found out what happens at the party if you don’t flirt with our favorite badboy. Instead of smooching him, (I shit you not) you punch him in the stomach and he bends over like he’s puking. You say to the guard, “Friend had a bit too much to drink.” After the guard leaves, Reyes says, “Next time, I come up with the plan.”

consider; solangelo high school au where its basically written like one of those really pretty, angsty coming of age novels. nico is outed as gay by some kid at school over the speaker system and everyone gives him shit when he starts dating a “girl”, “melody” solace, aka his best friend, who only he and one other person know is a closeted trans guy

literatureandimmature  asked:

Hcs with Prince Sidon with a particularly cynical s/o? (Like they just don't think they are good enough for anything and usually think the worst case scenario)

This is very much me though that’s why I need this man as my best friend,,

On another note your profile picture is very appealing??? I don’t know why, but I like looking at it


Sidon with a cynical s/o

- He is so confused by this mindset???

- And kind of upset too- How can someone think of theirself like this?? Especially his s/o?!

- Every time he hears these remarks, his heart is broken

- “My love, you are not worthless. Everything is going to turn out okay. Do you trust me? Yes? Good.”

- Is always there for them-need to vent? Hello, Sidon’s here. Worried about future events? He’s going to help you get through them.

- Constantly shouting encouragement to his s/o whenever he sees them

- Offers to get them any help he can, or if he can help them himself, he’s right on it

- Gets them to at least try new things-like cliff-jumping! He’s there to keep them safe, so nothing to worry about!

- Treats every day as a milestone, he’s super proud of his s/o for powering through it

- Tends to compliment his s/o a lot

- Plus all kinds of “I love you”s everywhere

- Overall, best person to date for these kind of things

Gif Coloring Tutorial

So, I got asked by a few people how to color our gifs, and specially hard scenes, such as yellow scenes from Suicide Squad, they can be a pain to color, so here I’m gonna show how to do this kind of coloring:

Basically you’ll need

  • Knowledge on how to make gifs
  • Any version of Photoshop (mine is cs5)

Please note that this a very detailed tutorial so that everyone can do it, including screenshots, so everything is under the cut.

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anonymous asked:

Kissing with revali and sidon:)

Part 2/3 of the Sidonpocalypse (ft. Revali)

I swear I’m going to die kisses are always cute


Revali

- Nerd can’t even kiss so his s/o always has to do the kissing

- He tried once and clonked their head with his beak

- His favorite kind is those light, feathery kisses that leave him wanting more and at the same time he ascends into the heavens because he’s so blessed

- He’s fine if they kiss him in public, but he tries very very hard not to smile or blush

- It never works

- Kisses on the cheek are the killers-he gets all blushy and ruffles up in embarrassment and honestly his s/o adores it

- “Oh hey, (Name), what is iiiiiiiiit…?”

- His brain shuts down when it happens basically

- For some reason he always laughs if they kiss him on the forehead

- When Revali wants a kiss, though, he’ll pull his s/o to his side, not speaking, not looking at them

- They can always tell what he’s trying to convey

Sidon

- He is super super affectionate, so his s/o should expect a lot of kisses from him

- But he loves when his s/o kisses him too

- His kisses are quite normal, but more gentle and sweet, and his s/o is always left in a better mood

- His favorite kisses are when his s/o surprises him and pulls him in for a long lasting kiss

- It doesn’t have to be passionate, he just loves it when his s/o decides to cherish him

- He loves picking his s/o up and kissing them then, just to get a laugh out of them

- His favorite spots are his own lips on the scar on his fin

- It really makes his day

- He often asks when he wants a kiss, but sometimes he’ll just bring them onto his lap

- “(Name), might I trouble you for a kiss?”

- Yes, he also asks his s/o most of the time, he has to be polite after all