Still, first things first. “So, Scotty,” he says. “There was a lot of confusion up on the bridge, down in the transporter room, etc. And yet you found the time to send a shipwide email that read, and I quote, "holy shit enterprise kirk just kissed spock STOP what the fuck STOP anyone who knew about this and didn’t say owes me big time STOP”.
Oh my god I just had a dream where Neil Peart showed up at my house to autograph something and I was really surprised he would do that so I handed him my Rush shirt to sign, and as he was signing it he kept drawing all these other things on it and then we talked for a bit and I when I asked him where the other two were he just said, “oh they’re just old and tired.”