textual reactions to twewy while my internet was Down:
-WHERE IS THE STAGE DUDE oh there he is -i feel like neku’s headphones are part of Why he has such strong psych powers but obviously i have no way of knowing this rn -”he’s done memeing about cough drops” -beat’s “bwaaaah” sound is Excellent -rhyme is literally the most adorable i would Die for her. ive been with shiki for like five days in game and i dont dislike her but ive spent 5 seconds with rhyme and i would die for her -…okay a) im sad about rhyme being erased b) i’m like 99% sure she’s actually fine bc she’s on the fucking cover c) she ‘dies’ on fucking…day four. thanks squeenix for that. thanks. -neku. please. it’s called the fucking reapers game how did you not know you were dead
1- Randy Orton commits arson.
2- Bray Wyatt baptizes himself with the ashes of his dead sister.
3- Xavier Woods says “I’m the only one that blows my girl”.
4- Brock Lesnar: “I don’t give a shit about your kids”.
5- John Cena calls The Miz a “puss”.
6- The name of a segment was actually “Total Bellas Bulls***”
7- Seth Rollins commits arson and probably killed a security guard (trailer of WWE 2k18)
9- “Big E, let’s just keep it PG, you know what’s good. Just don’t get all rated-R, like your boy Xavier Woods”.
10- Big Cass to Seth Rollins: “No matter what you have been telling yourself the past few years… Size does matter”.
11- AJ Styles to The Miz (and Maryse): “After the beating I gave you, I’m surprised you don’t perform with a limp. Or does he, Maryse?”
12- Enzo Amore “naked”.
13- THE JESUS ZIPPER.
14- Rusev to Big Cass: “Your boy has a huge problem.” Enzo Amore (who is “naked”): “I woulnd’t call it a problem.”
15- Randy Orton: “Clearly, Miz, you are an expert with playing with yourself.”
16- Lana “cheats” on her husband seducing Enzo Amore in a hotel room.
17- Roman Reigns almost kills Braun Strowman when crashed an ambulance where Braun was in.
18- Eva Marie has a “wardrobe malfunction”.
19- Sasha to Charlotte: “If it wasn’t for a one night stand you probably wouldn’t be standing here”.
20- The Rock, Lana and Rusev segment on The Rock’s return to Raw (“she’s flexible as hell”).‘
21- Dean Ambrose drops Jericho on a pile of thumbtacks (and then they post a video of the thumbtacks being removed from Chris’ body).
22- Paige to Charlotte referring to Charlotte’s brother who tragically died of a heroin overdose at the age of 25: “Your little baby brother didn’t have much fight in him, did he?”
23- Nikki Bella to Brie Bella: “I wish you died in the womb”.
24- CM Punk bathes himself and The Undertaker in the supposed ashes of Paul Bearer.
25- Kevin Owens says that Tom Phillips’s iPad password is “6969” and that he was “disgusting”.
26- Enzo running into Ric Flair on the way to the hotel room (where he has the intention of sleeping with a married woman) and assuring him he “won’t be SAWFT".
27- The Miz to Renee Young: “My obsession with Dean Ambrose? You’re the one sleeping with him!”
28- Paige licking Natalya’s face in a very sexual way.
“Here’s the truth: friendships between women are often the deepest and most profound love stories, but they are often discussed as if they are ancillary, “bonus” relationships to the truly important ones.” -Emily Rapp
Robert has a soft spot for dogs and when you suggest getting a second dog, he practically carries you out the door and to the shelter. You get a bloodhound named Sherlock. He and Betsey make quite the cryptid hunting team.
Lucien is allergic, so you end up getting a hypoallergenic dog. She’s a Pomeranian and her name is Victoria. Guess who named her.
Briar and Hazel want a big dog and Craig wants something small and gentle. You settled on twin bulldogs named Sugar and Honey. They definitely lives up to their names.
He wants a classic golden retriever. You end up with a golden retriever named Arin and a sheepdog named Danny because you couldn’t say no to Amanda AND a puppy.
One day, a scruffy little terrier wanders up to your porch and Carmensita fell in love with her. You and Mat took her to the vet to vaccinate her and named her Lilac.
Duchess is dog enough for both of you.
Daisy and Amanda convinced you to adopt a scrappy little Labrador puppy named Alexander. He had a notch in his ear from a fight, but he loves Brian.
You get a pitbull mix named Cerberus, but he’s just a sweetheart that likes belly rubs.
Emily: [Brings beer and Brad from the bar] Ladies, this is Brad! A real FBI agent!
JJ: No way!
Garcia: That’s exciting! What’s it like in Quantico?
Brad: It’s, eh, quite impressive!
JJ: What department are you in?
Brad: That’s classified
[winks to Garcia & Emily]
JJ: it must be really tough keeping all those secrets
Brad: It’s a skill like anything else. Carpenters are good at building stuff, measuring. FBI is good at keeping secrets and kicking criminal ass!
Emily: Well, somebody has to do it! Oh, do you have to carry your gun and batch with you everywhere you go?
Emily: Can we see it?
Brad: See what?
Emily: Your badge
Brad: I am sorry, that’s…
Penelope, JJ, Emily: Classified of course
Emily: [takes out her badge] Tell me Brad, does it look anything like this?
JJ: [takes out her badge] Or, uh, this?
Garcia: [takes out her badge] Or maybe this?
[Brad walks away]
Emily Prentiss, Penelope Garcia, Jennifer Jareau. Season 2 Episode 21. Criminal Minds quote of the day.