airport wisdom

Compliments applicable to most women on a flight to Texas:

I love your pearls! No, they don’t look fake at all. Just tell people they came from the world’s largest oyster!

Omg, is that Brighton/ Vera Bradley? You can tell because it’s so understated.

To an older woman: Great turquoise bangles. They’re so age-appropriate!

To a younger woman: I love your North Face fleece! It’ll keep you so cozy against those harsh 70 degree nights this holiday. Oh, you have it in 2 other colors? Tan and cream? How original! Way to blaze your own fashion trail, Carrie Bradshaw!

We Texan ladies are a stylish bunch. I can’t wait to get back to the over-the-top homeland!