Jaime Lyn: DID YOU KNOW THAT GUITARS ARE MADE FROM CAT GUTS? I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL PET YOUR CAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE UNTIL IT LIKES ME AND THEN I’LL RIP IT’S HEAD OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS AND USE ITS GUTS TO MAKE MY VERY OWN TAYLOR SWIFT GUITAR.
Lauren: AND I’LL WEAR YOUR DEAD ASS CAT’S CARCAS LIKE A CROWN. AND KNOW THAT THIS COULD OF BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU JUST SAID I WAS TAYLOR SWIFT’S NUMBER ONE FAN!
Jaime Lyn Beatty and Lauren Lopez, Airport 4 Birds
omg guise at the talk back after Airport 4 Birds last night, someone asked Denise where she learned to twerk and she said, “Well, as a great poet once said… ‘She got it from her mama.’” omg best thing ever