EXO as things I've heard on the bus
- Suho: With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
- Baekhyun: A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
- Chanyeol: Wherever you go, there you are.
- D.O: I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
- Kai: I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
- Sehun: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Xiumin: Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant... So chocolate is a salad.
- Lay: A day without sunshine is, like night.
- Chen: You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.