EXO as things I've heard on the bus
  • Suho: With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
  • Baekhyun: A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
  • Chanyeol: Wherever you go, there you are.
  • D.O: I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
  • Kai: I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
  • Sehun: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Xiumin: Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant... So chocolate is a salad.
  • Lay: A day without sunshine is, like night.
  • Chen: You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

anonymous asked:

This is a huge FUCK you to my supervisors who have no idea what the actual policies are in regards to calling in sick... I called in sick due to my mental health (extremely depressed and feeling suicidal), I told them I had a high fever tho, and they told me that it was my own responsibility to call around to get my shift covered and I had to come in regardless or I'll be a 'no show' and I threw the policy book at them which states that it is not and put my phone on airplane mode and slept.

*claps hands* You are AWESOME for gathering the courage to tell them off! And efficiently so! I really hope you’re feeling better now because the world definitely needs your guts to put asshole supervisors in their place. Please feel free to message me on my personal blog if you need someone to talk to. I seriously admire you right now and want to make sure you’re okay. Get some rest and keep that phone off. -Abby

Loneliness will have you talkin to mufuckas that irritate your soul and fuckin with people who did you dirty....just to fill a void space. Y'all betta start binge watching shit or puttin ya phone on airplane mode
Airplane Mode
  • Airplane Mode
  • Dynamic Duo feat. Lee Joo-Han & Haewon of Winterplay & Simo

DYNAMIC DUO (다이나믹 듀오) feat. LEE JOO-HAN (이주한) & HAEWON (혜원) of WINTERPLAY & SIMO - Airplane Mode 

NOVL Writing Tip #1 by Josh Sundquist

Introducing NOVL Tips - a new video series featuring advice from some of our favorite YA authors! First up is @joshsundquist, author of LOVE AND FIRST SIGHT, and he’ll be sharing some writing tips with us ✍️

Writing is difficult so procrastination is easy. Do your writing first thing, and don’t do anything (anything!) else until you’re finished. 

Don’t look at your texts, don’t go on Twitter, don’t even touch your phone. Actually, turn your phone to airplane mode and close your web browser. Wake up early, eat breakfast and do your writing first thing, before you go to school or work. Make a daily word count goal—500 or 1,000 or 2,000 words, whatever works for you—and don’t do anything else until you’ve hit that goal.

Stay tuned for more tips from Josh, and be sure to check out his newest novel about a blind teenager that gains sight and discovers the visual world has been keeping a secret from him. Read the first chapter now >> 


another day, another tag! this time, i’ve been called upon by @jozhua and @mattelodchikova to do the lockscreen tag…they were slightly different, but either way, you post pics of your lock screen, home screen, and the last song you listened to!

i’ll tag @autumn-sapphic @hocidi @todonarry @atrailof-whispers @bekahsinghaling @thinking-wishful @boyfriend-hoshi @mermaid-kin @etherealyoungjae