the signs and their mythical pets
  • aires: panther with fur made of actual fire, eyes black as coal. teeth drip with lava. can swim through lava and walk through molten earth with no problems.
  • taurus: a raven large enough to fly on, matte black feathers and cold, dull purple eyes. leaves a trail of smoke when it flies.
  • gemini: a white tiger with dark black stripes. silver claws and teeth that can bite/cut through any material. a roar so powerful the earth shakes. a tail almost as long as it's main body.
  • cancer: an elk with antlers made of ice. icicles sharp enough to kill drip down from them. eyes that reflect the ocean. fur that is as cold as snow.
  • leo: a lion actually made of earth. it's fur is like grass, and it's eyes reflect the sun itself. wherever it goes, it spreads life. it's mane sometimes sprouts wildflowers.
  • virgo: a bear made of the night sky. it's fur contains constellations and planets. it's eyes are stars themselves. it is a peaceful, loving creature-until one of it's loved ones are hurt. if that occurs, they have claws sharp enough to rip through rock.
  • libra: a giant bird with transparent feathers that reflect it's environment. eyes that glow red. when it lands, it levels out the ground beneath it.
  • scorpio: a lioness made of shadow. it lurks in caves, afraid to be seen. poison runs through it's veins, deadly enough to kill by contact. large canines, and claws.
  • sagittarius: a wolf that can outrun the wind. pure white fur and deep, sea blue eyes. long, jet black claws and teeth. spends most of it's life fleeing, not fighting.
  • capricorn: a creature with no defined shape nor species. constantly turns from one to the next. they are identified with a scar, an X across their chest, that they contain in every form. iridescent fur/scales/skin.
  • aquarius: a large, dragon-like lizard with matte black scales. eats rocks, and breathes out fire and smoke. spits up lava over it's enemies. creates deserts.
  • pisces: a large sea turtle with a shell comprised of sea ice, to resemble an iceberg. lives in arctic waters. breathes super-cold breath to create more ice. sometimes invites arctic animals such as seals to live on it's shell.
What Each Sign Needs
  • Aries: A war machine and a dildo
  • Taurus: More food. Like seriously. Order a fukin pizza.
  • Gemini: Someone who will actually listen to their blabbering.
  • Cancer: A loyal friend who they can pour their heart out to.
  • Leo: A support group for Uptown Funk taking over their lives
  • Virgo: A room filled with symmetry.
  • Libra: More friends *hook em up*
  • Scorpio: A knife and a convenient dark alley.
  • Sagittarius: A book on how to actually be cool not an adorable dork.
  • Capricorn: A textbook on basic social skills.
  • Aquarius: Lots and lots of pencils for their creative needs. They break too many raging.
  • Pisces: Hugs.
Uncommon words that describe the signs
  • Aries: serein- a fine light rain that falls in the evening hours, evening serenity
  • Taurus: aubade- a love song sung at dawn
  • Gemini: eumoirous- happiness due to being honest and wholesome
  • Cancer: dalliance- a brief love affair
  • Leo: selcouth- unfamiliar, rare, strange, and yet marvelous
  • Virgo: orenda- a force present in everyone that drives them to effect the world
  • Libra: resfeber- the thrill you feel before an adventure
  • Scorpio: eloquence- beauty and persuasion in speech
  • Sagittarius: sempiternal- everlasting, eternal
  • Capricorn: sumptuous- lush, luxurious
  • Aquarius: etherial- extremely delicate and light in a way that seems too perfect for this world, angel like
  • Pisces: elysian- beautiful or inspired, divinely inspired
The Signs as Boyfriends

Aires: The boyfriend who will play wrestle with you and give you little love bites. He loves to tickle you and is always trying so so so hard to impress you. He likes to end fights with making out.

Taurus: The boyfriend who lets you cry into his chest until you’re all better. He is the BEST hugger, loves to stare at your lips and drive you crazy. Will confront anyone he thinks is trying to make a move on you. He will protect you at all costs.

Gemini: The boyfriend who pushes you up against anything and everything to attack you with little kisses. He likes to keep his hand on you most of the time, he wants everyone to know you’re his.

Cancer: The boyfriend who pulls you behind a tree or a corridor and kisses you s l o w l y and makes you melt. He lets you sit on his lap, actually he asks you to.

Leo: The boyfriend who shows you off to everyone: his friends, his parents, and especially onlookers. He is proud of his girlfriend and will kiss her anytime, gets in trouble a lot for PDA. (He just smirks.) Gives you jewelry and expensive gifts all. the. time.

Virgo: The boyfriend who is so gentle, with kisses, words, and actions. He is softer with you than anyone else and it’s clear to see. Except when a guy looks you up and down, he might need to be restrained.

Libra: The boyfriend who acts as a neutralizer. He is always calming down friends in fights, some call him a mediator. And there is nothing more hot than watching him step between two charging guys and pushing them apart. Likes to rub his hands up and down your back when you kiss.

Scorpio: The boyfriend who looks you up and down as you walk by. He makes you feel flustered, and all the girls refer to him as a sex god. They’re right. He likes teasing you with little sexual acts throughout the day to make you need him. Smirking. All. The. Time.

Sagittarius: The boyfriend who is spontaneous and all the girls have a crush on. “Hey, you want to get out of here?” is generally how your dates start. He likes to lay on your chest and touch your collarbones.

Capricorn: The boyfriend who makes you cry with laughter. He’s smart, mature, and has a certain aura to him thats…well, hot. He is a great neck kisser.

Aquarius: The boyfriend who reads to you at night. He likes to be cuddled, climbed on and touched. He has amazing hair.

Pisces: The boyfriend who loves to run his fingers through your hair. He likes tilting your chin up when he kisses you. He is warm, gentle, and understanding. Great with kids and loves animals.

The signs as wikihow articles

Aries: How to Be an Egg on Club Penguin

Taurus: How to Dress Ghost (for Guys)

Gemini: How to Look Goth While Traveling for a Long Time on a Plane

Cancer: How to Find out if Your Girlfriend is Cheating on You (For Sixth Graders)

Leo: How to Live It up Before You’re Twelve

Virgo: How to Get a Girlfriend in Minecraft

Libra: How to Wear Hot Topic Clothes Without Being Called a Poser

Scorpio: How to Cook Lasagna in Your Dishwasher

Sagittarius: How to Find a Sugar Daddy

Capricorn: How to Get Anime Eyes

Aquarius:  How to Act Like a Mermaid at School

Pisces: How to Be Joth

The Signs As Albums from 2015
  • Aries: "Blurryface" by Twenty One Pilots (May 19)
  • Taurus: "Wiped Out!" by The Neighborhood (Oct 30)
  • Gemini: "Future Hearts" by All Time Low (April 7))
  • Cancer: "Made in the A.M." by One Direction (Nov 13)
  • Leo: "Sounds Good Feels Good" by 5SOS (Oct 23)
  • Virgo: "25" by Adele (Nov 20)
  • Libra: "Purpose" by Justin Bieber (Nov 13)
  • Scorpio: "Beauty Behind the Madness" by The Weeknd (Aug 28)
  • Sagittarius: "Badlands" by Halsey (Aug 28)
  • Capricorn: "American Beauty/American Psycho" by Fall Out Boy (Jan 26)
  • Aquarius: "Honeymoon" by Lana Del Rey (Sept 18)
  • Pisces: "Blue Neighborhood" by Troye Sivan (Dec 4)
  • Aires: cigarettes, black hair, hot summer nights, first heartbreak, bruised knuckles.
  • Taurus: vanilla cake, first crush,hazel eyes, drunk laughter.
  • Gemini: texting on your first phone, first flower of spring, getting a C on a test, breaking wood.
  • Cancer: late night walks, drinking tea with your mom, holding hands for the first time, cold winter mornings.
  • Leo: playing with cats, pastel blogs, learning a new language, being asked out by someone you don't like back, high fiving your best friend.
  • Virgo: seeing your breath in winter, sitting by a warm fire with a pet, drinking beer at your first highschool party, crying on a notebook, hugging your first love.
  • Libra: looking through cracked glass, swimming at night, riding your bike down a hill, running with your favorite dog, laying in bed at 2 am.
  • Scorpio: being gently made love to for the first time, scraping your knee when falling, going to the hospital at 5 am, losing a friend, sitting in a car with your family.
  • Sagittarius: heavy breathing, warm blankets, seeing a newborn baby, holding a flower, childhood memories spending time with your siblings.
  • Capricorn: seashells, sandy feet, running as fast as you can, making new friends, changing schools.
  • Aquarius: rainy days, watching your lover sleep, nice clothes, planning your future with your friends.
  • Pisces: sitting on the beach at night with your highschool sweetheart, going to a fair or boardwalk amusement park, early morning snow, riding a school bus, reading a coming-of-age novel.
music tastes of each sign based on people i've met
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>aires:</b> like acoustic happy songs that are v confusing bc of their personality.<p/><b>taurus:</b> their music taste is ????? everything???? you can suggest songs but they've probably heard them already.<p/><b>gemini:</b> it changes constantly, but go ahead and ask.<p/><b>cancer:</b> emotional pop trash.<p/><b>leo:</b> electro-swing and twenty one pilots. that's it.<p/><b>virgo:</b> country and they lowkey dig hardcore bands which sort of has everyone like ?????<p/><b>libra:</b> alternative rap nerds.<p/><b>scorpio:</b> classic rock and 90's boybands, tbh.<p/><b>sagittarius:</b> indie music that makes you want to go exploring or driving off into the sunset.<p/><b>capricorn:</b> cute artsy acoustic music<p/><b>aquarius:</b> you'll probably find them dancing horribly as the bass drops?<p/><b>pisces:</b> agresive piano solos and rock ballads<p/></p><p/></p>
The Signs' Last Thoughts
  • Aires: Mmm watcha say
  • Taurus: Mmm watcha say
  • Gemini: Mmm watcha say
  • Leo: Mmm watcha say
  • Cancer: Mmm watcha say
  • Libra: Mmm watcha say
  • Virgo: Mmm watcha say
  • Scorpio: Mmm watcha say
  • Sagittarius: Mmm watcha say
  • Capricorn: Mmm watcha say
  • Aquarius: Mmm watcha say
  • Pisces: Mmm watcha say
The signs on the bus

Aries: making erotic noises in the backseat
Taurus: eating
Gemini: singing loudly
Cancer: playing games on their ipod
Leo: sharing the hot gossip and yelling at people they hate
Virgo: probably reading
Libra: drawing porn
Scorpio: planning their next murder
Sagittarius: annoying the shit out of everyone
Capricorn: arguing
Aquarius: [screams of terror and frustration]
Pisces: internally monologuing while they listen to music

Horoscopes that are like, true and stuff

Scorpio: You’re a murderer, but a really hot one like the guy from Heathers

Pisces: You give off weirdo flower child vibes but like, cute ones??

Cancer: Probably a mermaid in your past life tbh

Capricorn: You can get stuff done while you cry if you try hard enough

Gemini: You’re totally the cutest freak ever dude

Aires: We know you can talk very loud but maybe chill

Virgo: You’re sign is supposed to be a virgin so why aren’t you

Leo: You know you’re hot and everyone else kinda hates it but whatevs

Aquarius: You’re a space face and probably on drugs but like everyone likes you

Sagittarius: Like, you’re really chill but you also have no chill and you like to bang

Taurus: You can pretend you’re all unfeeling but you have lots of the feels like the frog meme

Libra: Tiny baby child… But in a gang

I don't...
  • I don't know: Libra, Aries, Cancer, Sagittarius
  • I don't care: Capricorn, Scorpio Taurus, Gemini
  • I d- I just don't do anything: Aquarius, Pisces, Virgo, Leo