Okay, I'm looking to get a cockatiel. I've been looking into them for WEEKS now, but I still feel unprepared, and I really want to get some actual first-hand knowledge from a person. I'm really not sure what to ask specifically! ^^; Any tips you'd give me, this being my second bird--after a budgie--and my first cockatiel? (Any knowledge at all would be helpful! from recommended cage size to what might be a good healthy diet!~) Please and thank you~~
hey darling!!! god sorry its taken me forty years to get to my ask, i’ve been so swamped at work IT SUCKS
THIS IS GONNA BE LONG
OKAY, HERE IS THE INFO I CAN GIVE YA FOR A COCKATIEL:
1) ALWAYS ADOPT. i know you see that cute birbo in the pet store window, but please, PLEASE, refrain from purchasing him. there are currently THOUSANDS of homeless birds in north america alone that need you to be their guardian. i know you want to save that baby from the pet store, but doing so continues the cycle. they’ll just replace him and the horror continues.
2) GET THE BIGGEST CAGE YOU CAN AFFORD! do not listen to what the pet store clerk says (lol i worked in a pet store and straight up i would discourage people from birds EVERYDAY and tell them to rescue and that none of our cages are big enough, and they listened and adopted and im surprised the boss didn’t find out and fire me HAHAHHA) i would go to a bird specialty store to find your cage - you want to make sure it is durable enough, the bar spacing is correct (for a cockatiel you want them no more than half an inch space, theyre little and you dont want them to get stuck!!) i suggest powder coated cages, they’re easiest to clean the poop out of!!!!
3) GOOD DIET IS SO IMPORTANT. STAY AWAY FROM SEED!!!! seed despite popular belief is not very good for them. it causes fatty liver disease and can make them ill and shorten their lifespan. (rose is now put on milk thistle-it buffersthe liver, as from the shit sanctuary she was from… god knows what she ate so now im in the process of getting her liver spiffy clean!) a good PELLET DIET is SO, SO SO SO IMPORTANT. and dont be discouraged, it is very hard to change a birb from seed diet to pellet. so you have to change it over gradually and honestly, it can take a year to get that done. rose is picky as hell, but i found a pellet she likes which are the Zupreem fruit pellets. they’re not the healthiest, but they’ll do as now she is eating by herself. i used to have to hand feed her ALL THE TIME like the diva she is.
Here is a list of good pellets!! (from best to ok)
- Goldenfeast Goldenobles (quinoa based instead of corn, i wanna change rose to this when she’s ready!!)
- Harrisons Fine High Potency (start with high potency and then go to adult formula - gives em the nutrients they need for switching. corn based, and not my fav but it is vet reccommended but id say goldenfeast is better as corn aint that great)
- Pretty Bird (fruity and like, kinda okay? its better than zupreem lmfao but its very sweet, and makes their poo colourful)
- Zupreem (available at most pet stores, comes in fruit, veggie, nut, and natural flavours. what Rose eats and its a pretty good food. i believe its corn and soy based, not the best, and there is sugar in it, but its a good starter for your bird as they will most likely eat it because its colourful and sweet!!! from having Rose on a pellet diet - her plumage looks AMAZING)
all those brands come in different size pellets, i would go with the SMALLEST as it is easier for them to eat, and if you mix it with seed it kinda blends in hehe
4) DON’T JUST FEED PELLETS. A birbos diet should be 80% pellets (give or take) and 20% fruits, veggies, grains, and good stuff!!!! making a chop is a good idea, and you can freeze it and take out some everyday for their breakfast/dinner!!! Rose is very picky, and a rescue may be too, but do some research on what good fresh foods are good for birds!!! rose’s fav are zuchinni, peppers, pasta, scrambled egg (shes obsessed with egg) and chinese snow pear!!!
5) LOTS OF TOYS, AND THINGS TO DO!!! PIMP out their cage with dope toys, various perches and material (AVOID SAND ONES, HURTS THEIR TOES. get natural wood, rope (if u know they wont shred and accidentally eat it) and various thicknesses!!!) and im not saying spend a fortune (whcih i have with rose omfg) undyed popsicle sticks are amazing, paper, toilet paper rolls, cardboard etc they LOVE. but also, a good store bought toy is nice too!!! but most you can make from home!! plus i have a store where i have handmade toys, ill be posting more selection too!!
6) BE PATIENT WITH THE BABY! they most likely won’t warm up to you RIGHT AWAY (i mean they might, depends on their personality!) so do not feel discouraged if they dont want to play or cuddle right away. and heck, they may not even like cuddles. they’re as much as individuals as we are as humans. rose is usually attached to my shoulder all day, but some days honestly she just plays by herself and doesn’t want me to play with her HAHAHA. when you bring them home, introduce them to their cage and let them hang inside and get used to it. sit near them and chat and offer some millet and let them come to you. its a whole new world for them, so allow them some time!!!
7) and the most controversial topic… TO CLIP OR NOT TO CLIP? okay, my two cents on clipping goes as written. if it is safer for them in your house, please get their wings properly by an avian vet or an experienced staff memeber at a bird specialty store. clipping them incorrectly can cause balance issues and confidence issues and trust issues. NEVER CLIP THEM YOURSELF AS THEIR OWNER. THEYLL BE PISSED AF. and most likely scared of you. if your house is unsafe -ie people coming in and out, small space, lots of windows, forgetful people that leave windows open, PLEASE CLIP THEM. it will save their life and prevent any deadly accidents.
if you HAVE THE SPACE. and know that they will be safe, and you believe they will be okay, leave them flighted!! it is much easier i must say having smaller birds flighted as they won’t be as cramped in a house as a big bird would be. Rose is flightless as she chews her flight feathers, but they are growing back. and even if they all did, my place is way to small to allow her to fly properly so i would keep her clipped for her safety. also, if there was an emergency - such as a fire - it is much easier to evacuate a flightless bird than a flighted one. i have really bad ocd when it comes to impulsive thinking and i obsess over how i would get rose out in a fire all the time… so keep a pillow case by the cage, and if god forbid that happened, grab your baby, toss em in the pillow case (protects them from smoke inhalation) AND HIGH TALE THEE FUCK OUT OF THERE. and that would be easier if they are clipped… just food for thought.
anyway i hope this helped you and others maybe too!! im sorry this took forever to get to, my lifes been insane. please do TONS OF RESEARCH TOO and look into rescues. if you need any more help let me know my love <3
Ok so this is yet another idea that I will NEVER have time to write (for those that follow my Cross the River one shots, I’m still sorry for inflicting the half finished fics on you haha. But I’m not sorry for inflicting this idea on you
Drunk. Ladynoir. Wedding.wait is ladynoir even technically a word?
It’s quite a few years into the future and Adrien and Marinette are happily revealed and happily married. Everything’s just friggin peachy
One day there is an akuma, a girl who got dumped by a dickhead bf for another girl and then goes on a rampage to show everyone she is ‘good enough.’ After they defeat her, they try to cheer her up
Chat, being Chat, thinks that being a flirt will help boost her self-esteem, bc, you know, getting flirted at by a superhero is an ego boost no matter how sad you are
Lo and behold, it backfires
The girl (lets call her Ada) gets pissed off that Chat is flirting with her right in front of Lady, because “Aren’t you guys like, together??”
Chat backpedals, Lady facepalms. No it’s still not official or public that they’re together (keep work separate from home, yknow what I’m sayin, and besides, it’s unwise to let Hawky know the full extent of how much they care for each other because they don’t want to be emotionally manipulated in battle)
The girl is like “shit I thought you guys were like.. the perfect relationship. Obviously not. If even you aren’t together, then where’s the hope for me…. sighh….” :’(
Ada is so upset that they decide to let her in on a little secret. That in their civilian lives… they are married
Ada is all, :’D omg seriously
(^..^) and >(:-:) are like, yeah, but dont tell anyone. It’s a secret. ((SLAPS YOU WITH HEAVY-HANDED FORESHADOWING)) Hey I know what’ll cheer you up, Ada. Lets go out for drinks!
AND SO MY FRIENDS, that is how Adrien and Mari end up spending a night on the town with a recent akuma victim as Chat and Lady…
about : Tom is away at SDCC while promoting Spider-Man Homecoming. Things start to go downhill as a Facetime call ensues and jealousy arises.
Warnings : a teeny bit sad. drunk tom!
The ID caller showed up on your phone and you grinned, flopping down onto the bed as you answered the call. Tom’s smiling face filled your screen and you giggled, greeting him with a simple ‘hello Thomas’.
“Y/N! It’s crazy here!” Tom shouted, “I’ve never seen anything like this before! There were thousands of people on the panel it was insane!”
“Are you having fun?” You asked, a small yet tired simper reaches your lips.
“Loads! Everyone’s amazing! Laura is here, Jacob is here, Tony is here, oh and Zendaya is here too!” He continued to ramble on about how everyone had secretly arrived to the convention but your heart sank at her name.
Tom was an extremely sweet person, and he was definitely good-looking. Your biggest fear from letting him leave to Atlanta was him finding someone new. What if he found someone else prettier, smarter and better than you? Maybe he was already tired of you.
And it didn’t help that Zendaya was a part of your worry. She was the kind of girl you’d always want to be. She was gorgeous and successful, not to mention extremely talented. You let your insecurity get the best of you sometimes and you would always feel a bit glum whenever you saw them together. However, Tom wasn’t aware that you felt that way.
“Isn’t Zendaya pretty?” you piped up randomly, playing with the hem of your sweatpants.
“Yes, she is. Why?” Tom sounded confused. He looked at something behind the camera and he laughed, slapping his chest.
“Oh, that’s amazing, Z,” he chuckled before looking back at you on the phone, “sorry babe, were you saying something?”
You were about to say something before he interrupted you, laughing again and talking to someone you could only assume was Zendaya. You could hear her laughter too and you flinched, feeling annoyed. Anger and jealousy was already bubbling inside of you. Rolling your eyes, you scoffed at how he was so oblivious to you on the phone as he dropped his phone to his side so all you could see was his pants.
This was the first time in days he had facetimed you, and you felt so put off by how he wasn’t even paying attention to you.
Pissed off, you pressed the end call button hardly, ending the facetime. You put your phone beside you and picked up your laptop, trying to calm yourself down.
It seemed like the world wanted to rub everything in your face when you clicked on a random song on your spotify. Everything I’m Not by The Veronicas came on and you gasped, throwing up your arms in anger.
“Oh, come on!” You yelled at no one in particular.
The song blasted on your speakers and you sighed, letting it play.
Your phone beeped once.
Tom’s face popped up on the screen, indicating a call coming in from him.
You ignored it, letting the ringtone play amongst the loud tunes of The Veronicas.
It stopped for a few seconds before ringing again. This time you decided to decline the call.
A text came in. You peeked.
Tom x : babe, what’s up? u just hung up?
10. 50 pm
Tom x : y/n? Im gonna call u again.
10. 52 pm
Tom x : why did u decline the call?
10. 58 pm
Tom x : did i do something wrong?
11. 05 pm
You snorted, picking up your phone and typing a quick reply.
Me : idk ask zendaya lmao
Me : im gonna sleep. Have fun at comic con.
Just as you were about to put away your phone, it vibrated.
Tom x : I think I know what’s going on. Are you jealous of Z?
Tom x : I hope you know I love you, and that I will never eye another girl that’s not you. I understand how you feel, I get sad whenever I think of all the other boys that are with you everyday. So i dont blame you. But you can trust me love. I promise.
Tom x : z and i are just friends, nothing more babe. Im way too in love with you. Also im sorry if ive been distant. I miss you so much and i havent been able to really talk to you. Ive been very busy with work and everything else i just idk i feel really guilty now.
Tom x : call me back when u wanna talk. Im sorry, i love you. Xx
You sighed, giving in. You could tell he was feeling really crappy about it as you watched a livestream of the convention. Marvel was holding a livestream for the interviews and you saw Tom pop up in the screen when you opened the website.
His eyes were downcast even though he had a small smile on his face. Tom was less energetic and gave the interviewer half-assed answers. He kept crossing and uncrossing his arms and he fidgeted a lot on his feet.
His iPhone was gripped tightly in his hand, and every few seconds he went to check it.
Probably for my reply, you thought.
When the interviewer ended, you saw him walk away from the camera. The interviewer was about to interview Lupita Nyong’o next when another text from Tom came in.
Tom x : love i really am sorry. maybe u went to sleep already. Im sorry. I love you. Goodnight. Xx
“Meh screw it,” you mumbled, pressing the call icon on his contact name.
He picked it up immediately after the third ring.
“Hello?” he said quickly.
“It’s okay,” you sighed, slumping on the bed, “sorry, I just got jealous. I shouldn’t have hung up on you like that.
“It’s just..I miss you so much Tom. And we haven’t facetimed in so long and.. I don’t know I was pretty pissed off by how you weren’t paying attention to me.”
“I know, I know,” you could hear his guilt from across the line, “I’m really sorry. There’s just been a lot going on right now.”
You sighed, “okay, now go and have fun. We can talk more later. I’m not mad at you anymore so don’t worry.”
“Are you sure?”
“Positive, I’ll be fine,” You lied through your teeth, even mustering a fake smile.
Tom hummed, before speaking again, “I’ll call you when you wake up. I love you so much, Y/N. Goodnight, love.”
“Goodnight,” you mumbled back as you hit the ‘end call’.
Grabbing a pillow from the top of the bed, you clutched it tightly into your chest as sobs began to rack through your body. The tears didn’t stop flowing, even after half an hour.
You’d think he would notice that you really weren’t okay.
You missed him so much.
And it already felt like, to you, he was slowly drifting away.
The next morning was horrendous. You woke up to the feel of your soggy pillow and puffy eyes. Rubbing your face, you snuggled further into your duvet.
There was no way you were going out today. Your heart felt the heaviest it had felt in a long time and nothing seemed to motivate you to get out of bed.
You missed him too much.
Making calls to everyone, you apologised for not feeling well and rescheduled everything.
Nothing mattered more than the ache in your heart. If your mind wasn’t in the game, there would be no point in getting into the game in the first place.
You decided to check your notifications and was surprised by the amount of texts Tom had sent in.
Tom x : Good morning, babe. I hope you slept well. I’m out here in San Diego, in some bar. Missing you. 💛
Tom x : I hope you’re not angry anymore. It’s been bothering me the whole day. I’m still sorry.
Tom x : baEb i lpve you si much…….im sorry yoi think i luv zebdaya….i dont… i love you im sorry
Tom x : jacOb says in Drunk! Haha@ he keeps tellinf me that i should go homE
Tom x : i sAid wherE? LonDon? He saiD no You IdioT the Hotel
Tom x : i saiD it aInt HoME UNLESS y/n is wit me
Tom x : jeusu chrisy i lovw you
Tom x : i jusT PUKED I WISH YORE HERE Y/N YOU MAKe me FEEL BETTER
Tom x : I MISS YOUUUY
You stared at the screen, taking it all in.
Tom got drunk last night.
Yet, all his words seemed so sincere. Just before you could exit the chat, a new message came in.
Instead, this was from Harrison.
Haz O : hey y/n, i think you probably read the drunk texts tom has been sending. just want to tell you. tom has been drinking a lot for the past 2 hours. he’s upset, y/n. after he puked on the sidewalk, he cried. he cried about how much he missed you and how he didn’t deserve you. that you lie when you say you’re okay. he said that it would be easier if you both broke up. you could find someone better. so, stop being mad at tom. there’s nothing going on between z and tom. If they did, i would’ve told you. he’s feeling so guilty for no reason.
You felt hot tears gathering at the side of your eyes. He was beating himself up because of your jealousy. Guilt took over you as you fumbled to type out a quick reply. A plan was already forming in your head and although it involved a lot of money, you knew it would help in fixing this problem.
It was probably too reckless and spontaneous, but you had enough of missing Tom and clearly, Tom was sick of missing you too.
You : I’m getting on the next flight to San Diego. Take care of Tom for me. x
OKAY so i spent way too long thinking about this but who cares we’re doing it, a couple of people seemed interested at least n thats reason enough for me lmao
dream daddy if u haven’t seen it is a new game (not released yet) where u play as a dad and date different dads, and i couldn’t stop myself from making a voltron au bc i have no self control, so voltron dream daddy au here we go!
right first up, we got the obvious Dad Shiro™
do i even need to explain?? buff daddy shiro af okay, 10/10, lift me over ur shoulder n carry me dad
then we got mr fancy but actual sweetheart Dad Lance™
baking n cute stuff w his kids? doing sick kickflips? dislikes when people dont get along? fashion hoe & disgusted w cros? LANCE so damn lance
taking his kids out n having fun, doing cute hearts in stuff he makes for people, & being slightly uncomfortable and anxious sometimes? beautiful hunk confirmed
i thought why not just do everyone, so have a Dad Pidge™ (gender regardless, this is just for the au)
intellectual, yup, appreciative of books & book adaptations, check, against “cool dude” vape kids, lmfao pidge aint having ur shit, defo fits
now we got ultimate i dont want to be out-dadded Dad Coran™
ur a fool if u dont think coran’s gonna brag about his kids, he loves all animals, corgis included, & wants to be best dad,, like do u see how much he looks after everyone?? no one can beat this dad
just gonna add this in real quick, but dad lance and dad keith would have such a great dynamic as well, just imagine their interactions, lance is so clean and neat and into his beauty, then u got dirty n rough keith out all night on his cryptid hunts and lookin like a mess
there’s an additional dad that hasn’t been revealed yet, the goth dad, & im still unsure what i’ll do with him at this point but we’ll see lmao
honestly dream daddy just looks so fun and i love that it exists,, plus they seemed to fit the voltron crew pretty well and im weak for aus- this is all i have so far, but feel free to add ur own thoughts or hcs!
I decided to post this because finally Jungkook's “we don’t talk anymore” full cover came out <3 I hope you will enjoy reading this :* p.s. sorry for all the mistakes ;)
Because everybody supposed to be out until the evening performing for some kind of show, you just put your cheeky black thong, that doesnt cover up almost anything, and your‘re oversized band t-shirt. You put your hair in a messy bun, and went to the kitchen for breakfast. When you went down stairs, you rubbed your sleepy eyes, and when you looked up you didnt believe what you saw. Jungkook stood next to the fridge drinking watter from a bottle, watter was dripping down his chin. Jungkook wasnt wearing a shirt, just a sweatpants, through them you could see his morning bulg standing up his pants. His muscular body looked amazing, you didnt realize that you were standing with your mouth open staring at him in silence. Jungkook opened his eyes and when he saw you staring at him he choked on water that he was drinking. „ug-hhh..- ghh-gh.. hey y/n i though i was home alone“. you just stood and coudnt say a word to him, when you caught him staring at your brests, you werent wearing a bra, so your nipples stood up right in front of him. You imeadently turned around and puted your hands on your breasts to cover up. „i thought the same, other vise i woud not stand here in front of you like this…“ you never saw any of the guys without a shirt, because when they finally would came back home from work you already were a sleep, either any guys didnt saw you like this. You were the youngest here, even maknae jungkook were older than you. But you cant lie you always had a crush on jungkook and he had on you, and now after seeing him in his sweatpant with his bulg, and his perfectly build body.. jungkook came closer to you, but not close enough to touch you, leaned down next to your ear. „y/n are you emberesd?“ you could feel his lips almost touching your ear. You imedeantly turn to face him, „NO im not!“ you regreted your actions, because you didnt realize how close he was, your breast touched his bare chest. Jungkooks eyes open wide, because of your unexpected action and friction of your breasts against him, witch turned him on even more. When you realized that, you wanted to run away from him, but jungkooks arms went around your waist and pulled you even closer to him, now you could feel his cock rubbing againts your tight. You regretted every single choice of this morning, that you didnt put your bra, didnt put on pants, and that you chose to put a thong not a normal underwear, because now you could feel a liquor dripping down your thigh. Jungkook noticed a little spot on his gray sweatpants. „y/n i didnt knew i have such an effect on you“ a smirk imedeantly appered on his face. You wanted to push him away, but at the same time you wanted to feel him inside of you so badly. „jungkook what are you doing, please stop, arent you have to be at the concert by the way?“ „i think you misunderstood y/n concert is tomorrow, boys went to our manager just to talk they will come back after a few hours“ „oh god i though its today, otherwise i.. just let me go i need to eat breakfast!“ with a quik move you manage to excape from jungkook arms and went to the cabinet, and took out same spaghetti, jungkook just took out the chair which was under the island in the kitchen and sitted down without taking eyes of you. You leaned down to take a pot from the lowest drawer, and heard jungkook coughing. FUCK i forgot that im wearing a thong. „nice thong i wish i could see this view every single morning y/n“ „YOU PERVERT“ you putted down the pot on the table and you were about to go to your room to change, because you didnt want to be more emberresed that you were now, but jungkook grabbed your arm when you were next to his chair, and quickly placed you on his lap „JEON JUNGKOOK stop what your doing right now“ you tried to escape, but his strong arms was holding you tight next to his chest. Because you were trying to escape, you didnt realise that you brushed your entrance against his cock until then when he let out a small moan. „y/n you cant tease me like this, you cant be wearing this around our house, nobody can see you with it only i can..“ i felt his soft lips touching my neck and bitting it softly, i coudnt resist his cock touching my entrance and his lips on my neck, so i let out a soft moan, imedeantly covering my mouth with one hand. „dont cover up baby, i want to hear you, unlles you want to be punished“ he bitted my neck even harder leaving deep purple marks on it „jungkook no, boys will see them..“ i coudnt talk more without letting another loud moan, and start moving agianst him, to create more friction, to feel his hardness against me. „baby girl you arent so innocent how your acting in front of guys, i didnt thought you are such a naughty one, how you dare to even buy that thong and wear it here in front of my?“ now you felt his one large hand on your breast, and other one on your inner thigh. „please i need to feel you“. „what do you want me to do say clearly, i cant understand baby girl“. „i need to feel your finger inside of my tight pussy“. „as you wish“. He took my shirt imedenatly, and his hand traveled next to my entrance. „take this off“. I lifted my butt a little bit and took off my thong. „so fast baby, you are so impatient arent you?“. I coudnt say a word when i felt his fingers rubbing against my slit, touching every single part possible, but not going deeper. „ babe you have to talk with me unless you aint gonna get anything!“. „fuck jungkook dont tease me!! i need you to put those long ass fingers inside of me!!“. „how rude i wasnt gonna do that but i guess i dont have a choice now…“. he stood up „wrap your legs around me“ without any struggle he went and putted me on the table in front of the large window. „baby girl my sweatpants are wet now, thats your fault, for being so wet for me and sitting on my lap..“ i was about to argue with him, but i felt his two fingers thrusting into me without any warning, i let another loud moan, his fingers started to trust in me even harder, without me realising he putted the third finger, and his other hand went on my folds and started rubbing fast circular motions. „dont you dare to cum baby…“ i coudnt resist the pleasure he was giving and no matter how hard i tried i came on his fingers. „u-m-mm.. im real-ly s-sorry.. i coudnt hold any longer..“. „that was a big mistake baby girl“ he said with a lust and anger in his eyes. Jungkook slided down his pants with his boxers, i coudnt take my eyes off his huge, pulsating, veiny, hard cock standing straight and poking my thight. „you see what you done, and you didnt even wait for me… i need to punish you“. He slapped in me without letting me to adjust to his size, think, blink, breath, or even calm down from my past orgasm. „OHH GOD, JUNGKOOK!!!“. „yeah babe i need everybody to hear you screaming my name, for all of the neighbours to hear how good i‘m fucking you“ he tried to talk as calm as he could, but he was panting, and i could saw a sweat on his forehead. I was already very sensitive from my past orgasm, but he putted, even more pleasure when he placed his mouth on one of my nipple. „ughh jungkook im c-close..“ my voice cracked when he trusted in my with all his force hitting my g spot. „come for my baby girl“ i heard car stopping next to our house, and someone running next to house dors, but i coudnt care less, i coudnt think about anything only about jungkook cock filling me fully, and the feeling he was giving to me. Soon i heard keys locking the front doors, which were in same open space as the kitchen with me on the table with jungkook. „fuck, you said we have a few hours!!!“. Boys ran in the house, because they heard me screaming, and thought something wrong was happening. At that moment when they came in, my second orgasm hit me even harder than the first one. Boys only could see jungkooks back and my legs and arms around him, but they didnt need anything else to understand whats is happening. They started talking over each other. Namjoon: „JUNGKOOK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING??“ . Jin: „hell no this is the table where we are eating!! Couldnt you find a better place to fuck her?“. J-hope: „AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! My innocent eyes!!“. V: „jungkook when did you and y/n gotten so close?“. Suga was the only one calm „guys cant you see they didnt finish yet?“. He turned around all the guys so they won’t be facing us. Jungkook trusted in me a few more times for us to ride our orgasms, and then pulled out of me. He pulled his sweatpants on, and quickly put my shirt on me, pushed away my thong under the table with his foot. He gently helped me to stand on the floor, kissed me on the forehead and turned around to the boys. „i’m sorry jin, i will clean all this up, i though you guys won’t be coming back for at least next few hours“. Boys turned to face us again. I tried to stand behind jungkook, but my legs were too weak to stand by their own, i quickly grabbed the table to help me. Suga: „jeezz man help her to stand after all of what you did to her“. Jungook imedeantly turned around and saw me trying to stand on my shaking legs, he grabbed me on his arms, so i dont have to struggle anymore. He said quetlie in my ear „sorry y/n, i need to clean you up, and at least put same underwear, i dont want guys to stare at you when you are like this“.Jin: „you need to fucking clean all of the mess you two made!!“. Namjoon: „dont worry you can clean all of this later, now go finish everything, and dress up“. Jin: „but..“. Suga: „shut up jin, nobody is eating on that table only you, so that should be your problem“. Jimin: „why only jungkook, has fun and we have to deal with all these performance problems, it’s unfair…“. jungkook was carrying me up stairs in his room when we heard Jimin shouting from the kitchen: „YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE YOU LEFT Y/Ns THONG UNDER THE TABLE, AND YOU DRANK MY FUCKING WATER!“.
PD: Alright, that was excellent kids! You all can have a 10 min break!
Jeno: *drops his smile & pulls out his phone*
Haechan: *takes a deep breath* how many times. how many TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL UR CHINESE ‘HI IM CHENLE HE HE’ ASS TO STFU AND LET ME SPEAK. YALL AINT SHIT WITHOUT ME.
Jisung: *rolls eyes* here we go again….
Chenle: *smiles & says somethin in chinese*
Haechan: bitch what tf did u just say to me????
Renjun: he called u a no good attention seeking cunt that needs to back off before he buys your family & sm
Mark: y'all can u keep it quiet over there? i’m tryna practice for high school rapper
Haechan: boy shut yo ass up no one was talking to you go practice in a washroom stall
Jaemin: *pops out with a smile and some popcorn* hEy guys!!!!! How’s my fav team members doing???
Haechan: *fixes hair* um hello, can someone tell this unknown nugu hoe to get outta here??
Jaemin: Haechan. it’s me.
Haechan: sorry i don’t talk to strangers bye. *stands up* SECURITY WHERE TF ARE U?????
Jaemin: thats a really funny joke but seriously stop Donghyuck, I was just gonna ask if anyone wanted to watch Finding Dory with me?
Haechan: *whispers* this bitch even knows my real name. *shrieks* SECURITY IM GONNA HAVE YALLS ASSES SUED IF YALL DONT POP OUT RIGHTNOW ISTG
Jaemin: Mark cmon u remember me right???
Mark: *smiles* sorry if your a fan you’re gonna have to stay outside, this is against company policy. I can give u half-off at our next fanmeet if you’d like?
Haechan: mARK GETCHO RAMEN BLEACHED ASS FALLIN APART HAIR AWAY FROM THAT DISEASE INFESTED CHILD.
Jaemin: w o w. y'all really gonna play me like that huh?
Chenle: Hi! i’m chenle! he he! You look like this hyung I know but he’s kinda injured right now and needs rest so you couldn’t possibly be him!
Renjun: *says something aggressively in chinese to chenle*
Renjun: *nervously smiles* ha hah um if you’d like to contact us please talk to our manager over there…
Jaemin: *turns around*
Renjun: *knocks him out with a roundhouse kick*
Haechan: finally, thank u renjim, he was really gettin on my nerves
Jeno: *looks up* guys u do realize that was Jaemin who was part of our Chewing Gum promotions right???
Haechan: Jeno go back to looking up turtle porn, no one called on ur ass boo
Chenle: Hi! I’m Chenle! he he! I’m Nct dream’s main vocalist!
Renjun: shut up before haechan whoops ur ass to china
Haechan: it don’t matter ramjam, after all i’m the one carrying this group as USUAL, his hoeass can spout whatever nonsense he wants to. BECAUSE I WON THE FIRST AWARD FOR NCT. ME LEE DONGHYUCK. y'all can roll in mud and eat shit for all i care
Mark: *throws table* i TOLD YALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BUT YALL TRICKASS BABY SHITS CANT EVEN DO THAT FOR FIVE BLOODY SECONDS!!!!!!!!!
Haechan: lol ok who got his spongebob panties in a twist?
Mark: DONGHYUCK ILL NUTKICK U TO PLUTO AND BACK JUST TALK ONE MORE TIME AND CHENLE DON’T EVEN THINK BOUT INTRODUCING UR CHINGCHONG HEHE ASS AND RENJUN TALK SHIT IN CHINESE& ILL SUE YOU. JISUNG UR A FCUKING CUNT BECAUSE U JUST SIT THERE WHEN WE ALL KNOW U DO SATANIC RITUALS TO GUIDE US TO HELL AND JENO- JENO…… u alright tbh
PD: alright boys! we’re on in 5!-
*makeup & hair staff sprint in and fix the boys*
Jisung: *mutters some satan verses*
Renjun: *drags Jaemin and shoves him in a locker*
Haechan: *cracks neck and mutters repeatedly* you’re the queen, everyone else is a peasant
member: park woojin genre(s): fluff, romance, best friend!woojin summary: it was supposed to be your mission to make him cry but somehow it becomes the other way around. (requested - bullet point format) word count: 2.2k
note: dedicated to life ruiner, cute snaggletooth baby park woojin ;; wheezes it’s his birthday today and so what better way to celebrate than to write!! goodness gracious i swear scintilla’s becoming woojin-centric, step aside ong someone’s taking over this damn lane jk jk. oh oh and thank you woojin anon for requesting < 33 it means so much
p.s. y’ALL IM SHOOK I DIDN’T EXPECT GETTING GOING OVER 100 NOTES FOR ‘IN LOCKED WITH YOU’ LIKE WHATDA- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REBLOGS, LIKES AND FOLLOWS ;;; < 33
I'm afraid to blog this bc I don't want Discourse. But I noticed most (not all) of the fans I know who ship Sha//ura are sweet black girls between the ages of 18-25. Meanwhile, most of the antis are bratty 13-15 y/o white kids. Yet they go on about how Sha//ura makes them uncomfortable on a Personal level because they're a minor "just like A//ura"? Pfft y'all couldn't be more different from A//ura so shut up. Just say you're racist & hate the concept of her being desirable to save your breath.
I cant say anything about anties because i honestly interact with them once a month if that , but I will say its funny to see people clammering about Shallura = antiblack while me and a handful of other black girl shippers are continuing to invest in the ship.
I literally had someone send me an article about fandom aging black characters up as if i have not been black my entire fucking life, and part of fandom for over half my fucking life.
As if i have NOT watched fandom scramble to justify their horrible behavior, all while knowing it was only happening because no one cares about black characters.
I mean I get to read post after post about Keith being troubled to the point of making that sacrifice and needing someone to care about him, but no one cares about Allura jumping infront of the bullet four times by now. Who thinks twice about Allura needing to be reminded of how essential she is in their lives?
Its not like i sat through years of HP fanfic writers specifying that the Blaise in their fic was the beautiful delicate fanon Blaise, and not canon black Blaise. Because its totally necessary, even in a fic where Blaise is mentioned once every 5 fucking chapters, readers need to know its not actual Blaise Zabini because canon Blaise confuses them to the point of disgust.
or outrage when animophic characters from mostly black locations are drawn to be black instead of blond because that would make more sense with Nala having blue eyes and Simba’s red hair.
It’s not like I watched horrible shit happen to black characters in tv shows with no sympathy or outcry, but a white girl gets yelled at for being a nuisance and the entire fandom is in the tags screaming for character death.
Or ya know, black women being written out of their love stories and replaced with non-black characters. Because yea, yall love Allura and all that but something about her aint right so lets just literally edit her out of her scenes and give her back story to Lance .
so no, i really dont need to be reminded of how gross fandom can be and you insisting its happening in the context of shallura shipping and not the fandom’s negligence of the character is bull. Plz miss me.
RFA reactions upon finding out MC has sixth sense and has a little ghost clinging to them? And the ghost would always play pranks from innocent ones to rather dangerous things to the MC because he/she became jealous of being close to RFA?
MOD SAERAN HERE :D here a HC i promised C: *sorry if its short im focusing on the giveaway and everything*
OKAY SO this poor muffin is believing the world is against him
WHY IS HIS PRECIOUS PRINCESS GETTING SHIT THROWN AGAINST THEM
GOD WHY ARE YOU HURTING MY LIFE. MY HEART. MY SOUL.
You saw him become really REALLLY FUCKING paranoid
You decided to sit him down and talk to him that you have a ghost that follows you around
He was laughing and he was believing you were joking around
But then you just looked at him and said Stop laughing
He continue laughing until his picture fell
JESUS Christ he became so fucking quiet. He became so quiet that Elizabeth 3rd can fucking walk in and he wouldn’t sneeze
You told him that the ghost doesn’t like him because the ghost is really clingy to you
He literally was ready to talk to the ghost
“OKAY look Mr. Ghost….. I am sorry that I love myself *another picture frame fell* AHHHH OKAY IM SORRY I CAME FROM A FAMILY WHO TORE ME DOWN ALOT I HATED MYSELF OKAY and I can’t control myself sometimes but what I do know MC is the most beautiful person ever. You and me are both lucky to be with such a wonderful person……. I understand you want her to yourself….. but I would love to make a compromise :’).
The ghost was silent probably thinking and shit
“Please…… let’s make this work *cue the tears*
The ghost was good because Zen actually talks to it whenever you are around and you help translate :)
ever since you started to live full time at his place Elizabeth 3rd became paranoid O.O like that cat became bipolar big time. He was really worried that Elizabeth was jealous that another female was getting his attention.
So he decided to control the situation by analyzing every little single thing. One day when he was analyzing by pretending to do his work he swore to JESUS Christ he saw your hair being pulled. He thought he was seeing things till a week later he saw something trying to trip you when you were bringing him some pancakes.
Okay this man was full on suspicious. He went online and looked up “ why are strange things happening to my girlfriend” and he found that you may have a demon ! :O
He was fucking shook
He was ready to call demon busters and shit. He wasn’t gonna let his kitten be haunted by a demon. But he was really nervous because what happens if he is wrong then you are gonna think he is fucking crazy so he decided to ask you…..
“Kitten…… I am…..uhh… worried that someone may be trying to play tricks in you… because I’ve been analyzing that..”
“ Jumin his name is bob the moody ghost and he is just mad at me because I love you .-.”
“Oh um *leans in and whispers* can CAN he he hear everything we do……?”
“ yes Jumin the FUCKING the loving and everything”
“ oh… :O”
“Mr. Moody Ghost, i understand your *cough* implications that you may not like that I’m taking MC away from you but I’m not. MC IS a wonderful person and we can schedule visitations *a lamp fell over* OKAY im SORRY WE can learn how to get along. “
You just laughed because he was trying to make a business deal with bob :’)
He is a keeper :)
OKAY he swore he felt that your body was literally ice
When he tried cuddling with you at night you were cold but when he turned around you were your regular temp O.O #suspicious
So he thinks you are pretending to add some cold weather or something because you don’t want to cuddle with him
So he decided to see what else you do O_O
So he looked at every previous camera security footage and he noticed that a lot of shit was happening to you from like small to big !!?!??
He saw you carrying groceries and he swore he saw your sweater being pulled that made you fall.
When you were trying to cross the street he noticed that a rock magically appeared to make you fall right when a driver was about to hit you
What in the mother of honey Buddha chips is this
He went to church and got holy water and was spreading it everywhere
He was just blessing EVERYTHING
When you got home… you saw him blessing everything and you asked him what’s wrong and he started to cry because he thinks the devil is trying to get you
YOU explained to him that Miss Foxy is mad because you don’t spend time with her because all you do is take care of the family.
He was laughing but then he saw you were serious and he started to crack jokes at the ghost and tried to gain its trust
LOWKEY he knew he should be scared of you but why the fuck not
He had his own demons as well :(
he was playing LOL one day and he noticed that for the past few weeks his computer was becoming really laggy :/
He wanted to cry because how can the love of his love BE BREAKING!!! He literally hugged the computer “ baby…. I I love you so much…. WHAY have I done….. have I not been spending time with you baby??? I’m so sorry…. I will spend more time with you now”
The FUCKING computer started to work perfectly and he was shook
So you let him spend time with LOL while you cooked or did chores around the house but he felt bad so he decided to go to his real life baby C:
That’s when his computer started to buzz again O.O he went closer to it and continue to play and it was working just fine…. he left to help you and the computer started to buzz again
You knew who was playing tricks on him that you had enough because it was starting to affect your relationship
“PATRICIA ENOUGH IS ENOUGH LEAVE YOOSUNG COMPUTER ALONE. WE ARE GOING TO SETTLE THIS NOW.”
Yoosung was !!????!?!?!?? You dragged him to the sofa and you told him everything
“ so that is why I have the scar on my shoulder because Patricia gets jealous when I have a S/O … and she can be really mean :/”
“LOOK PATRICA. I DONT APPRECIATE YOU HURTING OUR MC. YES I SAID OUR. BECAUSE SHE BOTH MEANS ANLOT TO US AND I KNOW OTHERS WILL CALL HER CRAZY BUT I KNOW SHE ISNT. I BELIEVE YOU EXIST PATRICIA NOW PLEASE STOP HURTING HER BECAUSE IF YOU HURT HER I SWEAR I WILL GET A PRIEST HERE AND DO THE EXORCISM… OKAY that may be an extreme but please leave her alone….”
Patrica was shook !!
Like someone standing up to her !!!??
Shit he is a keeper :’$
So she left you alone sometimes
she always knew something was off ever since she met you.
She didnt want to mention it because well THAT WAS GONNA BE RUDE AND JAEHEE AINT GONNA BE RUDE WITH YOU BOOBOO
But she noticed that you were getting gradually sick…… so she thought you had a disease :/
She took you to the doctor and everything was fine so she demanded more test to be done with you and she was a crying mess because you …. You… looked dead :/
She knew she had to do something so she was going to ask jumin for help
The next day… YOU WERE PERFECTLY FINE.
JAEHEE WAS SHOOK LIKE HOW TF DID THIS HAPPEN
You felt awful for lying to your S/O so you decided to tell her the truth fearing what she will say…. So you put your big girl panties and sat her down
“Babe drink this tea…..I I need to talk to you..”
“MC i dont feel comfortable about this ii… iiI DONT UNDERSTAND BABE IM WORRIED BECAUSE YOU YOOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE DYING MC HOW HOW CAN YOU WAKE UP LOOKING ALL BETTER”
“ * grab her hand* look jaehee.. Ive been born with this gift….. I see dead people… and this little boy is attached to me because of my aura and he is a bit… possesive… if i dont pay attention to him 24/7 he likes to play pranks… sometimes involving my health…..
“Baby say something please anythi-”
“HOW CAN I ACCEPT A REASON LIKE THAT. ITS NOT EVEN LOGICAL… HOW CAN SOMETHING THAT LIKES YOU OR ATTACHED TO YOU EVEN HURT YOU… THATS NOT WHAT LOVE OR LIKING IS”
“Jaehee he is here please dont get him mad…”
“LOOK IDK TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT BUT LOOK YOUNG SIR… WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS WRONG… YOU CANT ALWAYS BE ATTACHED BY THE HIP BECAUSE ITS UNHEALTHY… YOU ALMOST KILLED OR IDK WHAT YOU DID TO MC *sobbing* I DONT WANNA LOSE HER SO SO IF I HAVE TO GO TO DRASTIC MEASURES TO STOP YOU THEN SO BE IT”
You saw the ghost start to cry and it ran to you for a hug and it said sorry
Prompt: Hi, can u do a imagine where the reader Bill’s girlfriend’s brother died sometime ago and her and Bill are just sitting somewhere together and she thinks out loud “What’d he think of me if he was here?” Or something like that and Bill answers? Just cute and fluffy thanx love ya!❤
Warning: Death of a family member
(ONE OF MY FAVORITE ROMAN GODFREY QUOTES XD!!!!!)
You sighed as you looked at the calender today. You knew the anniversary day was coming but you weren’t expecting it to be so soon.
You walked away from it and went over to a shelf before going over to the couch to sit down. In your hands was an old scrapbook that was dusty and a little worn from age and use.
You flipped the book open and sure enough the first image you saw was you as a baby with a young boy. Written underneath in messy sharpie was Big Brother and Me.
5 years ago your brother died from brain cancer. It was a quick and painless death but left you and loved ones shattered. He didn’t remember any of you guys or anything.
Eventually he slipped into a coma and finally passed away. You were 20 at the time but yet you cried like a child learning that their dog had to be put down.
Your brother was there for you all the time and had created your love of video games and your tolerance to blood and gore, as well as a few curse words.
Especially when your parents used to fight a lot he’d come and break it up and shove your abusive mother away from your father.
He would always be there to hold you close during your nightmares and protect you from the monsters. He was your knight in shining armor and you were his baby sister.
He’d do anything for you and even let you out makeup on him once.
Now though, he was away.
He was always with you as a spirit and you see him in your dreams but…its so hard not being able to hug him in real life.
You hummed as you looked up to Bill who was standing in front of you concern clear on his face. You realized you had tears streaming down your face and you wiped them away with your sleeve.
Bill sat down beside you and looked to be asking what was wrong when he noticed the photo album. He had met your brother when he was beginning brain surgery.
He was strong and had this protective brother bear side to Bill. But just before he died, the last time Bill has seen him, he said, “Protect her for the rest of her life. Since i couldn’t be there for her. She needs a new knight to be there for her.”
Then a few days later he had passed away.
“Its the 3rd. The anniversary of his death.” You explained closing the book and holding it your aching chest.
“Oh. You wanna go…pay him a visit?”
You nodded and sighed, “Yeah. We’ll stop at the local floral shop first.”
“Of course.” Bill agreed.
You got dressed in warm clothing for the autumn weather and then headed out to the local shop buying your brothers birth flowers before heading out to the cemetery.
Your mother always said you had a strong spiritual connection so you could feel some thing in your gut as you were passing by all the graves.
Like you could feel someone was there.
There was an elder woman talking to her spouse, a little boy playing in a sand box in front of another grave, and a man drinking a beer with his bud.
You finally arrived to your brothers grave that was buried next to an old and thick oak tree that had been there for centuries.
You and Bill sat down on the stone slab bench you had requested facing the granite stone. Flowers were left from other family members as well as a few trinkets.
“Hey big bro.” You said fighting back tears.
“I bet your living the life huh? I brought you some flowers for you. I know they’re pansy and stuff but I dont care you take them.” You said placing them down right up against his stone.
“We’ll never forget you…mom, dad, Uncle Tim, no one will ever forget the things you have done that have our world better. Thanx for being my big brother.” You sighed.
Bill rubbed your arm and you sighed leaning your head against his shoulder.
You couldn’t help but wonder about what if he was still alive?
He would probably still be teasing you about being his baby sister and ruffling your hair and all those brotherly things.
What’d he think of you now?
“He’d say you’ve grown up to be a beautiful young woman who is a princess that can fight her own battles and be badass well wearing a dress.” Bill responded.
You turned to him suprised you had said it out loud and blushed both for the compliment and for how embarassing it was to say that out loud.
Bill smiled and pulled you closer to his shoulder, “Don’t worry he’s watching re over you and smiling down right now.”
Sure enough in the distance you could see a figure that looked awfully similar to your brother watching. “Actually. He might be closer than you think.”
You chuckled and Bill blinked confused.
Ending Notes: UH I NEED A TISSUE IT’S SO SAD BUT SO FLUFFY!!!! UUUUUUG! IM SO SORRY IT’S SO SAAAAD AND BILL IS JUST SO SEXY AND HE’S HOT….I’m just gonna shut up now. Enjoy life and know that your loved ones are never truly gone! =3!
Can I request a bill skarsguard where the reader gets into a car accident Fluff! 😍💓
an imagine where reader is a huge pop star and bill’s long term girlfriend? and she write a song about Bill (maybe catch me by demi lovato that song is so beautiful) and they are so in love and idk
Then: So i started Hemlock, aint so bad. I really like it so far! Can you do Roman x Reader, where the reader is a lil bit chubby and they are dating. She gets along with his sister and Peter very well and he genuinely likes her.
But she over hears people talking about her saying he is only with her to have sex with a chubby girl for laughs so she just avoids him until he practically corners her into telling him why she avoids him?
Summary: You were always late, but now you would never be late again
Word Count: 1117
(Pretend this gif takes place during the night time)
He hadn’t seen you in a year. That’s 12 months, 365 days, 8,760 hours, 525,600 minutes, 31,536,00 seconds. Four seasons without your touch. But you found yourself here: walking amongst the white sea of Bangtan Bombs raised above the heads of thousands of fans in the stadium.
You always arrived late to the concerts. It had always been that way. Hoseok had an idol life, while you had work and studies to deal with. Because of all the things you had to do, you always came late.
You gravitate towards the left side, a seat in the middle of the fifth row was always kept empty. At every concert, he kept that seat open for you. Whenever you had asked why a seat to side and not in the center, he had always claimed that Jimin liked to take center stage. He didn’t want you staring at Jimin the whole time, and that’s why Hoseok loved to move from side to side across the stage. He was always looking for you in the crowd.
Tonight, Hoseok was glistening as he always did. He was Bangtan’s sunshine after all. He always had that bright smile beaming on his face, spreading his warmth to everyone around him. Only you knew his inner turmoils. He had always talked to you about things nobody knew about, not even his members. You were his safe haven, and he was yours.
Y'all wanna hear a story about why me and this bitch here fell out???????? It’s kind of long but full of suspense
Okay listen up. This story long. So I met this white bitch at hooters. I was her waitress! She came in with this old ass big ass black dude. So you know as a hooters girl we have to talk to our customers. So I sit wit them & we get to talkin & she tells me she dances! So I’m like Oh yes bitch me too! Then she tells me this hulking black man is her sugar daddy. & I’m like oh yes bitch my SD at home. I feel it I feel it. So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever. & we exchange numbers!! & we like “next time u dance hum ima come dance wit you!” & they leave.
So THE NEXT DAY I get a text like “BITCH LETS GO TO FLORIDA!” & I’m like huh??? She’s like “I’m going to dance in Florida, let’s go!!” Now I’m skeptical like DAMN bitch we just met and we already taking hoe trips together???? BUT I had went to FL 2 months prior & made 15K. So lowkey I was down. So I was like “okay I’ll go. Who’s all going & when we leaving.” All this bitch says is “be ready by 8” So I call her like “bitch I SAID who’s all going!” & she says “my boyfriend & our room mate & my room mate has a place in Tampa ” So I’m like ok ok ok. I’ll be ready. So I pack my baddest stripper wear & I’m ready. Now my nigga DID NOT want me to go. He was soooooo hurt. So I had to fuck him calm, & then I left.
Now when I got in the car it was a white boy (her bf) & this hulking black guy (NOT the same one). So I texted her on the slick while in the backseat like “another sugar daddy? U got a type bitch!” & THE BLACL DUDE HAD HER DAMN PHONE!!! So he starts laughing & he goes “I’m using her GPS. no I’m not a SD I’ve known her & her dude for 8 years. We all live together..” So I was like “My bad. Who lives in Tampa?” & black dude (still aint told me his name) goes “my fiance” …so tht was it.
Now we on the road. The ride was cool. We all talking. Laughing. Blasting Gucci. I take a nap & wake up in FL…the black guy goes “Ima put y'all in a room then take yall to the club while I go visit my girl. Jarett (her white bf) will be at the room if y'all need a ride after work” ..sounds fair. BUT we don’t pull up to the four seasons bitch. We pull up to a raggedy ass motel. So I said REAL QUICK “I’m not staying here Hun” THERE WERE LITERAL PROSTITUTES STANDING WITH THEIR PIMPS OUTSIDE. I SWEAR TO GOD. I said “I have $. I can get my own room. It’s fine” so jessica (the white bitch) pulls me to the side & is like “we gone be at the club all night. This room for Jarrett not us! dnt even trip” So I was like yea bitch okay. But trust I am NOT laying my head here. So we leave our shit at the motel wit Jarrett & head to the club.
So we working. It was king of slow (it was early Friday night) the club had HELLA rules which I’m not use to (Ima full nude typa bitch). But this club require pasties & boy shorts & all this other shit..whatever. So after making about $800, I was ready to go. She was talking to some dude, tryna talk him out his wallet & they exchanged numbers. So I was like “call ur man. I’m ready!” ..she calls The black dude. I’m like ummm that’s not ur man but okay. So I pull her to the side before he pulled up like “wassup wit ur roommate?” And she was like we’re really close. Before I met Jarrett I was with him. He was taking care of me. I was like OHHH well I don’t need that. “Taking care of Me” in stripper language means that was her pimp. So I was like does Jarrett know? & she goes “of course not” …strike 1.
So then she goes “I didn’t make anything tonight. What u make because he’s gna ask” ..I said “umm that’s not yalls business Jess!” ..chill. So he pulls up & AS SOON as we get in he goes “what y'all make” we said at the same time “nothing” …so he goes damn my girl said she had a bad night too. We finna go pick her up. (His fiance who lives down here) ..we pick her up & he goes “nobody made shit. Y'all wanna trap?” Trap in stripper lingo means trick. So jessica goes “hell yea! U got some clients” im in the back on mute. He was like “u can get some!” So jess is like “yea i need to trap. But jarret is at the room!” & he goes “i wasnt putting yall in thay shit hole tht was for him not y'all"
Im still quiet….we pull up to a nice ass hotel on the other side of town & he goes “ill get the clients together & text yall off this” … He handed her a trap phone. So i am mind blown at this point. . So then we get to the room. Nice as fuck. Just me & jess & i start GOIN OFF. “BITCH U GOT ME FUCKED UP. IM NOT ABOUT TO PLAY WIT U HO. IM GOIN HOME” so she starts cryin & shes like “i didn’t wanna take this trip alone. Please dont leave me. I would be so scared alone” shes fucking sobbing. Im like oooommmmgggggg really?! Now im feeling bad for the ho. She goes “u can just check the guys in, he’s not gna force u to trap” i said “OH BITCH I KNOW HE NOT I KILL DEAD ASS KILL YALL” verbatim. So she cleans herself up & theres a knock at the door…i open the door & some fat white man goes “im here for the white girl”…. So I check his pockets, take his wallet & let him in…they start fucking RIGHT on the bed next to me. It was a fucking mess. A MESS.
So when they finished he gave her $100. I said “jess, u sellin puss for $100???? Pussy is worth thousands. U trippin” she goes “i dont. make the prices. The prices are already discussed before they come in. So i was like bitch no. If u gone do this. Do it right…. So i took some pics of her & put em on backpage. Along with a the trap phone # wit a MINIMUM of $500. The phone starts BLOWIN UP!!! I was like “se bitch. I got u a nigga comin up RIGHT NOW giving $500 for 15 mins” …he comes, i check him they get it in, he leaves. We are doing this ALL NIGHT!!! She fucked about 20 dudes and her sorry ass pimp only sent 3 of them
..so around 6am JARRET CALLS. She answers on speaker & he is going OFF!!!“WHERE TF ARE U & ZOLA?! The club BEEN CLOSED!” she goes “we went 2 another club cus it was slow” So im googling 24h clubs (FL has a few) tryna help her lie & he is NOT having it. Hes LIVID. He goes “if u went home wit a dude ur DEAD!” So he asks to speak to ME?! I was likr maaannn ima end up killin these crazy white niggas tonight. So he starts cursing ME out!!! “Where are yall! I kno she’s lying!! Dont be a ho like her zola!!” I said “i PROMISE you, im not” ..he hangs up on me & that was it. We didnt hear from him for the trst of the night. . We fall asleep.
A fee hours later the black dude (I STILL DONT KNOW HIS NAME) comes up. He’s like “how much u make lastnight” jess goes “5,500” i was like WTF WHY SHE TELLIN THE TRUTH?!?! I pimped her NOT HIM!!!! So he goes “wtf how? Thats good but i only sent u 3 clients” she goes “zola made me a backpage” i was like WOOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW. here we go…. So he goes “u can do my job better than me?” I said “i was just helping her out. Irdc. Ur clients were cheap” he started laughing…. He goes “give me the money” she gave him ALL OF IT. & he goes “thanks zola. U a real one” & throws $500 at me….. I put that shit right in my bra. Tf. & jess goes, what about me? & he said “u owe me rent jess. U haven’t paid in months” i was like damnnnn.
So we leave & head to jarret & the ragedy motel. Cus our shit was there. As we pull up, jarrett chillin outside smoking weed wit some dude. PAY ATTENTION HERE!! We get out & walk up to them & jarrett goes “here they go” the pimp goes “HERE WHO GO LIL NIGGA, WHO DIS?!” Jarrett starts laughing & was like “he was asking me who i was here wit & i said my girl & her friends thats all. Chill out” … The guy jarrett was talkin to laughs & goes “ill catch u later man. Nice meeting u.” & leaves. He was a black guy wit dreads. A FL nigga. So we all go up to the room & the pimp is going OFF on jarrett. “U dont knoe these niggas!! I can’t believe u told him 2 bitches in here!!” & jarret goes “he asked why i was out here mad lastnight. All i said was my girl went to work wit her friend & i aint want her to!” Now the pimp SCREAMING “SO THAT NIGGA KNO ITS MONEY UP HERE NOW?! HELL NO. WE GOTTA GO!! NOW” me and jess are like . So we pack our shit & head out.
We went to a nicer hotel about 20 minutes away. So the pimp was like “zola keep a eye on jarrett!” I was like oh shit he den promoted me to look out & shit…so he leaves (to go back to his fiance at home) & jarret & jess start arguing. He was like “i know u was trappin jess. I saw the backpage add ho” and he shows her a screenshot..i was like OH SHIT. HERE WE GOOOO. So he starts cryin like a bitch. I was like wow. Hes like “i thought u were done wit this. I didnt come to FL for this. U messy”… Then he turns 2 me & goes “this what u came here for zola?!” I said “HELL NA jarret she lowkey set me up. Im not fuckin wit yall after this” He goes “wow u even set up ur friend. U such a ho” so they arguing for hours.
I leave & go down to the pool. I mean, i am in florida ! So MY MAN calls me! I lied & said everything was okay. I didnt want him worrying. I had a nice dinner & then the pimp calls the trap phone. I answer & hes like “since u a maadam & shit, do that shit again tonight. But set up outcalls only cus this hotel 2 nice 2 trap out of” I was like cool. I gotchu. Especially for another $500. So i go up to the room & told jess to get ready. Jarrett goes WTF AGAIN BITCH NO!!!! I said “jarrett calm down. Please” this white nigga starts PUNCHING HIMSELF!!!! Like crazy people do dawg!! I was like OH HELLLL NAWLLL. He goes “if u do this again jess. I will kill myself. I love u 2 much”..I was like this nigga lost in the sauce & his bitch lost in the game. So i said “jarret sit THE FUCK down. Jess come on so i can take some pics it’s already 10oclock. Yall playin” so i make her a fresh ad.
We come out the bathroom (i did her hair & makeup & shit) & jarret goes “everybody knows you a ho now. Fuck u. I wanna go home!” I said HUH? He throws his phone at her and its HER FACEBOOK!!! A status of BOTH ads!!!!! HER MOM IS ON THERE GOIN OFFFFFF in the comments!!! Jessica starts BAWLING!! “Omg. My mom had my daughter this week! How could u!! She on the floor literally breaking down” …i was like . So jessica calls the pimp & tells “JARRETT JUST PUT EVERYTHING ON FACEBOOK. MY WHOLR FAMILY SEES!” The pimp goes “I TOLD ZO TO WATCH HIM!!!” LITERALLY 5 mins later its the pimp BANGING at our door. He comes in wit his fiance this time. & snatches jarrett up by the neck. He wasted NO TIME!! He goes “i should really kill yo ass.” Jarrett is dangling off the ground crying “please dont please” ..lowkey im cryin. The fiance pulls out a handgun yall!!! She goes “u want to bae or what? Fuck him. He did OUR girl so wrong” i was like OH MY FUCKING GOD!
So now jess steps in “shes like please dont. Just beat his ass Z” i was like (oh his name z? Okay. Got it) so he puts him down…. Z goes. Naw i am gone kill his manhood though. . And he sits on the bed next to his fiance…he goes “sit in front of me jarrett”….. He does…still crying. He goes “delete the post. And give me ur phone” …he did..then he goes “come here jess” …i was so lost. His FIANCE unbuckled his pants and jess gets on her knees & starts sucking his dick IN FRONT OF JARRET AND I !!!!!! I was like YOOOOOOOOOO. He then gets up…and starts fucking jess from the back…jarret just sitting there…im standin wit my mouth to the FLOOR!!! The fiance right next to them wit a gun in her lap..i was like damnnnnn…
So then he gets up & says “go clean up jess. U gotta work” He looks at jarret & says “any questions?” Jarret says “i wanna go home” i laughed out loud. I couldnt help it.. & z goes “na. Ima spend the night wit my girl so YOU gone take jess to her outcalls.” I was like DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Thats fucked bro. He goes “zola got the clients & addresses so yall can take her” & him & his fiance leave….the room is silent for the next 30mins. Swear. The first client calls & says he ready….so jarrett takes us. Z left a handgun but told me not to tell them. He slid it to me on the slick. He texted the trap phone like “im trusting u wit my bitch zola. If anything goes left. Use it” i was like WHAT?! NIGGA I CANT!!!
So anyway, jarrett took us to about 4 clients & then the phone was slow. Me & jarrett were in the car together while she was workin so we. Starting haviny deep convo. He really wasnt a bad dude. But he was bipolar. VERY bipolar…so I understood his outburst a little more. So we head back to the hotel & i flget this one last call late af. & the client says “i got 5,000 but i want 2 bitches” i said “oh sorry we. only have 1.” The client goes “well i got 2,000 for 1 but its 4 dudes..& we only do incalls” i was like wow. Whut?? So i text z & told him. He was like “hell yea, tell him come on.” So i set it up. Then last min the client goes “actually; out call is fine” & gives me a address. So we get in the car & head to the address….jess goes “its 4 of them can u just wait in the hall please” i was like bitch iight cmon.
So we head up to the room number they gave & jess knocks. A dude goes “who is it” & she says “incall” the door FLINGS OPEN FAST AS FUCK. AND TWO BIG BLACK DUDES SNATCHED JESS!!!!! Bitch….i ran so got damn fast i couldnt even see straight. I was OUT!!! Fuck that. I run out and THE CAR IS GONE!!! Im screaming “JARRETT!!!JARRETTT!!” This fool gone. So i call him, STILL RUNING & he like “yall done?!” I said “BITCH Z TOLD U TO NEVER LEAVE US!! WHERE ARE U!!” Hes like “im at the gas station. I was thirsty. I though she was gone be a min” Im STILL RUNNING. lmfaooo. Dont know WHERE im going. Im like “they snatched her dude!! COME GET ME. IM CALLIN THE POLICE!!!”
He pulls up a minute later & is like “dont call the police. Call z” i was like “z gone BEAT EVERYBODY ASS!! YOU WASNT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE!” & he’s like “well YOU have the gun. If u call the cops u done too!” I was like shit. U right. So I called z & told him what happened! Z IS LIVID!!! and this deep african accent comes out!! I couldnt even understand him on the phone. I was like maaaannnnn. We dead bro. So z pulls up & is like “let’s go..” I said “ummm ima stay here. Yall go” he goes “IM NOT IN THE MOOD RN. COME TF ON!!!!” So we all go. Me & jarrett on the side of the hall where u cant see & z knocks on the door! ..a man goes “who is it” z goes “where my bitch man?!” Jessica SCREAMS. & the voice says “aint no bitch in here bruh” i was like oh. My. God…z goes “open the door” ….guess who opens the door. THE NIGGA WIT DREADS THAT JARRETT WAS SMOKIN WIT AT THE RUN DOWN MOTEL!!!!!!!!!
I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! So he goes “come in & check.” To z. Z motioned for us to stay hidden. THANK GOD. So he goes in the room & dread head there by himself rn. Z sits on the bed wit his strap out & goes “where she at man?” Dreads goes “well since she wants to steal work frm my girls. She clearly wants to be here wit us….(we still dont see jess) so z goes to the closet and bust the door in & she in there. Tied up. Knocked tf out. Dreads goes "i got 20K for her right now man & all is forgiven” z said “we made more then 20k this weekend alone. Get outta here!” So dreads goes “my dudes downstairs not gone just let u walk out wit her like that” & z said “we’ll see” …mind u i can barely see. Im around the corner. So i just hear everything…
next thing i know i hear some shuffling & a gun goes off..once again I TAKE OFF. But i took off down the hall threw the back!! Jarrett wasnt far behind & then we look behind us & z is runnin too wit jess over his shoulder. He throws jess in the car & hops in the drivers seat! I hopped in wit him & jarret hopped in the other car & we got the fuck ON. Im cryin. I said “wtf happened?!” He goes “that nigga reached for his piece. I shot him in the face man” i was like OHHHMMAAAGAWDDD. We got back to our hotel, packed our shit & checked out.
We went to z and his fiances condo…nice as FUCK by the way.. Jess is up now & she tells us what happend. Apparently they recognized her from the motel & set her up (clearly) & once they snatched her. They told her to trap for them & she said no. So they beat her ass….thats what z interrupted when he knocked so they knocked her out…. I was like…..I REALLY gotta go home yall. Sorry to kill the mood but i cant take nomore of this. Jarrett was like “same” Z’s fiance was in the kitchen counting money dawg. Just like a rich ho. So z was like “everybody get some sleep. I gotta get rid of this” (Talkin about the gun) so he leaves…we all try to get some sleep.
The next morning he comes in wit tickets for me & jarrett. Jarrett goes “im not leaving jess here. Not after last night. She has a daughter & needs to come home” z was like “na we making money” I was like wooooww wit a black eye & busted lip & some FL niggas looking for yall u STILL tryna trap? Crazy. I was like “WELL IM READY!” Jess goes “itll be ok jarrett. I’ll be home in 3 days” jarrett started wit that punching himself shit again…i was like mannn. Here we go. Jarrett goes “come with me or im killing myself” z was like “ugh. Not this shit again. Ill be in the car. Yall 2 hurry up!”
So jarrett is literally breaking down. U ever seen someone hysterically crying? Its intense. & jess tryna calm him. . Im at the door ready. Jarrett randomly stops crying. Instantly. Like some movie shit. & goes “so u arent comin?!” Jess said “no jarrett. I cant” this nigga jarret. RUNS TOWARDS THEIR BALCONY & JUMPS!! I swear to GOD. bible. He fucking jumped. I screamed SO LOUD my heart stopped. Jess runs towards the balcony & this nigga jarrett was hanging. He didn’t fall all the way. He was stuck by his pants. THANK GOD!!!! We were only on the 4th floor but he still wouldve died. It was a good drop. So jess is helping him & i call z lmfaoo. Still crying. I was like “jarrett is stuck. He tried to jump off ur balcony” z was like “WHAT IS WRONG WIT THIS NIGGA!! FAMILIES LIVE HERE BRO WTF”
So z came up, helped get him. Slapped the fuck out of him (literally) & physically guided him to the car…jess comes out & goes. “I swear I didn’t set u up Zola. I never intended for u to trap. Thats why u didnt! I hope we can be friends after” . I looked at her like she wasn’t speaking English & i said “im not gone beat yo ass rn bcus u already in bad shape. But i better not ever see or hear from you again” & she walked away….z LITERALLY buckled jarretts seat belt lmfao. & we went to the airport.. Bare with me. It’s almost over.
When we landed in Detroit my man picked us up. We both looked HORRIBLE. so washed up & tired. My man was like “who is this white boy & wats wrong wit yall” i said “babe. Neither of us r the same. Just tak him 2 his car & tak me home” We drop jarrett off & on the way home i told him everything. He couldnt even speak honestly. Check this out, this the last 4 tweets.
I get a collect call 4 days later from a jail in LAS VEGAS! It’s JESSICA! She goes “we got caught trappin in vegas & we all got arrested” I said “oh. Why u callin me?” She goes “z was wanted for kidnapping 15 underage girls & is linked to 6 murders including FL” I said “Florida? Muder? U have the wrong number!” She screams “ASK JARRETT TO BAIL ME OUT, He wont answer my collect call” I said “JARRETT??? U really have the wrong number” i hung up & called jarrett. He goes “yea i heard. Its on the news. Hes a huge trafficker” I found out later that jessica & his fiance played victim & said they were forced & z who’s name i cant pronounce was a african man & was. Wanted literally everywhere. He got sentenced to life & i hear jess is back in Detroit wit her mom & baby…. And thats the end of that. If u stuck wit that whole story you are hilarious lol.
YOOOOO...SO YES I KNOW IM HORNY/ THIRSTY BITCH BUT LIKE CAN U DO A KIND OF SMUTTY BTS OR SEVENTEEN REACTION TO LIKE THEM SEEING YOU WITH JUST THEIR HOODIE ON AND LIKE NO PANTS. GRACIAS
i aint doing seventeen coz like 13 people ._____.
So enjoy this BTS one bruv ;)
Jin is a literal princess so he’ll love it when you wear his hoodie but he would want to give his baby a reward for being such a beauty but he won’t be one to realise straight away it will take his cute ass a while to even realise you were wearing clothing.
Jin woke up from the sound of the bed creaking. ( I mean it would after last night ). He slowly opened his eyes to see you getting out of bed but slightly struggling. “Princess would you like some help(with that pussy ;O)?”
“It’s okay oppa. I can get out of bed on my known” You said crossing your arms over your chest before attempting to get up again.
“Ahh Jagi” Jin laughing at your attempt of getting up.
Jin picked you up bridal style and took to the bathroom so you could take a shower.
“By the way jagiya you look really good in my hoodie but you won’t be wearing it for long not after i get started with you.”
Okay Jin is so adorable and princess like i felt bad for writing this… thank you
He is probably one to not really care but sometimes his hormones get the better if him so like when he sees you in his hoodie he will frickin be daddy as fuck.
He was fast asleep while you were wide awake and you just stared at him for what seemed like years coz bitch u gotta appreciate that beauty damnnn
You felt really cold and decided instead of just sitting there naked while looking at him you might as well get a shirt on while staring at him coz he gonna get horny once he opens then cute little eyes.
The closest thing to you was his hoodie that he threw off before he started pounding into you last night. You slipped it on and by the time you were done u looked back at YOONGIIII and realised oh shit he was awake.
“Baby why’d you put it on?” Suga said slipping his hand under the hoodie and rubbing your back.
“I was cold and also its comfy…” You said pouting.
“Ah Baby girl i could of warmed your ass right up.” Suga said winking before pulling you on his lap and holding your hand behing your back.
“OPPPPPPAAAAA let me go.” You said trying to escape his tight grip (oh tight ;))) )
“Oh your not going anywhere. How come u look better in my clothes then i do?” Suga whispered in your ear.
“Coz im magic duh” You said before giving him a cute pabo kiss on his nose.
“im magic with that pussy”
ummm okay this gif tho excuse me bitch
Lets all be honest here. He’ll be wide awake before you and would be doing some cute ass shit while he waits for you but he won’t yet realise you were wearing his hoodie until he actually sees your full body but when he does damnnnnn
“jagiya its been an hour…WAKE UP!”
“AHH HOBI LET ME SLEEP”
He would then pull the covers off u and then he’d see the lovely view of ya laying down in there in his large hoodie
“OH JAGIYAA.” He said while raising his eyebrow
“Now i know another way of waking you up… you’ll have fun i promise”
OKAY WHAT IS THIS STAHP IT
okay this boy is basically daddy material so like expect some hard core sex for wearing his hoodie thank u
You’d be up and were just casually on your phone before you felt a pair of arms wrap around you.
“Hey Baby” the only words he would say to already make you wet. (OH YES DADDY)
“oppa what do you want?”
“I want my baby’s pussy wrapped around my dick”
Before you can even say a word he would already be on top of you.
“Your fault for wearing my hoodie, you whole bodies gonna get a punishment for it… isn’t that right baby girl.”
K while i was writing this the only thing i was thinking about what the expensive girl lyrics…
Ah we all know JIMIN as a fucking sex god so he’s gonna be very similar to Namjoon but a bit more fluffy i guess coz he’s also a little squish ball but like it situations like this he’d be one to really love it when you wear his hoodie especially if its short ;)))
He’d be just lying there staring at you for a while you were calmly sleeping he would be rubbing your thigh before slowly going up and finding your underwear (SNEAKY BOY). He would feel the familiar fabric and look down and find his hoodie over your petite figure.
“Jagiya…” He would say calmly while kissing your cheek.
“mmmhmm” You would responding slowly opening your eyes.
“Why you wearing my hoodie?” He would ask while placing his hands under your thighs and pulling you on his lap.
“It’s comfy…” You would respond while placing your head on his shoulder.
In a blink of eye he had his fingers underneath your underwear and rubbing you with his finger.
“Oh jagiya all that sleep was a waste of time wasn’t it your pussy aint gonna get no rest when i slap into it…”
okay excuse you jiminie… what happened to my cute mochiiii
AWWW how can someone turn from squishy to a sex god in under 0.0000000000002 seconds.
Okay this boy will be kinda similar to Jimin but like i feel like he’ll be more fluffy but he would also be really daddy about it so imma do the daddy one because like this is a smut reaction soooooo
Okay lets admit it you’d be up before him and like he would still be sleeping there like a little baby omg just i cantttttttttt
Anyway so your like checking your emails and shit on ya laptop (watching porn ;) ) and you would then feel really cold coz like you sleep naked coz u have to cuddle with TAE since he just lovesssssss to cuddle and you would pick up the hoodie on his floor not realising its his and just like throw it on.
After 5 years he would finally wake up and just stretch over u and just be a little cute boi but then but thennnnnnnnnn he would see how concentrated you were and the way your eyebrows raised up and down while you read to emails and he had already had enough and would just lose control of his hormones but he decided to keep them in since u were busy
BUTTTT THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN he would look at your chest coz like he loves them squishy stuff and he would look at how big it was and would sniff the fabric coz he’s a 4D alien and then look up at you and ask
“jagiya why are u wearing my hoodie? And why do u look so sexy in it? He would say bringing his head up and looking down at you. You would look up innocently and just give him a cute and sexy wink.
“Maybe coz i want you to see..”
“Ahhh Jagiya you don’t know what I wanna do to you do you…”
“I want to pound into u while your wearing my hoodie…”
Now this boi is gonna slap you for wearing his clothes i dont care what anyone says so u already know whats gonna happen when you wear his hoodie…
So like you’d be sneaky and wanna get punished so you would like grab his hoodie and wear it coz like ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
He would be sorta awake but like sorta asleep a mix between both but like he’s a seagull so like he would notice straight awayyyy.
“Jagiya what are you wearing?”
“umm nothing…” you would reply before getting up and running away.
He wouldn’t even bother running after you he would just be shout for you coz like this boi will catch you no matter what because GOLDEN MAKNAE…
Baby girl get back here.”
“if you don’t get back here in 5 seconds im going to spank you.”
“Ahhh you’re gonna get punished.”
“Im gonna make that pussy scream for me… just you wait and see.”
Ah shit okay then kookie stahp it now
Okay so i hope you enjoyed yes it was really messed up but its okay u know its aight.
So, I never realized how poorly written this episode really was until I really looked into it.
Why didn’t the gems talk to Steven about Bismuth? Why didn’t Steven talk about the bubbled gem when he first saw it? Why didn’t bismuth tell the other gems that rose bubbled her? Why didn’t bismuth tell the other gems about the breaking point? Or even mention anything about rose at all? Why didn’t her best friends ask what happened to her?
It’s so annoying to really think about because it just feels like a desperate attempt to pad out the episode, and it’s really out of character for nobody to question how and why bismuth wound up in lions mane, bubbled, for thousands of years
If you think about it Bismuth the episode literally just feels like she turned up out of the blue. They wanted something special for the 100th episode and they just remembered they had a gem bubbled in Lions mane for some reason so might as well address it. The identity of the gem in lions mane had been a mystery for seasons people had already predicted it being a Bismuth so the main question was why she was bubbled in lions mane opposed to the usual setting being the burning room (I think it is called that) so the location of the bubble alone obviously meant that this gem is special ESPECIALLY when the gem was placed amongst items that Rose wanted Steven to see aka the tape so Bismuth was obviously someone Rose wanted Steven to meet.
So why do I believe Bismuth felt like it just came out of the blue? Mainly because like you said Steven didnt even ask about the gem in Lion.. like Steven knows what a bubbled gem is.. it is literally like a person in a hypersleep chamber in a room and not doing or saying anything about it.. to think that Bismuth the episode could of happened seasons ago.. it literally took Steven to accidently bump into the bubble for it to pop meaning if Lion didnt mess with the thunder bird shirt and nothing would of happened that day. When Steven popped the gem in the bubble he said he had made a “HORRIBLE mistake” how did he know popping the gem in there would be deemed as not just a mistake but a horrible mistake without knowing why she was bubbled in the first place not to mention her being placed in a place he was meant to go in the first place. Therefore I don’t think popping her bubble was suppose to be a mistake at all as if it was she would be hidden in a place no one would of went maybe like I dont know the forge.
Anyway its to late and out pops of Bismuth (Hello Bismuth!) And everyone thought she was dead but YAY she wasnt but aint nobody confused about her being in Lions mane you know the Lion Steven found in a desert somewhere you’d think even Pearl would say something I mean she was so happy to see her running up to her screaming her name not to mention this Lion obviously had something to do with Rose as it holds her possessions and also their friend who was a member of the team Rose lead but I guess aint nobody allowed to ask questions.Pearl said Rose said they lost Bismuth at some battle of zig zag and now Bismuth was found in a lions mane doesnt that fly at least one red flag? Bismuth the episode features adorable scenes with Bismuth and the gems chilling and having fun and for some reason Steven is uncomfortable with Bismuth smashing a giant rock and training with the others even though hes been more than impressed with gems with fighting in the pass..
So Bismuth starts talking about Rose like she is an amazing person showing no indication of them having a massive fight in the past at all it all feels like they just added it on at the end to toss Bismuth to the side as they cant handle another gem in the temple. Anyway I aint gonna go on about how wrong it is to have a 14 year old boy who just got out of nappies (diapers) tell a 5000+ year old gem who has experienced war and the Diamonds tyranny what is right and what I mean Rose at least had a say but Steven saying who can use the Breaking point or not? Sit down child. Anyway so the episode ends with everyone agreeing to bubble Bismuth as they cant afford another person using up the electricity bill with everyone being totally okay with bubbling their friend who they apparently care about so god damn much but I guess if you can live 5000+ years without her you can live without her forever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯… gosh id hate to have friends like the CGs. Not even an attempt of you know talking to her or anything.. the crystal gems literally felt like NPC’s in this episode waiting for whatever Steven does next without any opinions whatsoever they might as well been on a mission this ep. So if they really wanted to pull of the whole random gem pops outta nowhere idea at least dont show her prior to the episode and Steven saying nothing about it. It would of made sense if Bismuth just turned up to the temple with a pizza saying “pizza delivery!”