I used to get really angry about ship wars but now they’re my source of amusement.
Like, really… If you don’t like what I ship, don’t follow me and just scroll past my post that is IRRELEVANT, and I repeat for the sake of your thick skull, IRRELEVANT to you. I post what I post, I ship what I ship so get it through to your tiny brain that I. Do. Not. Care. For. Your. Shit. You wanna start a fight? Sure. Go ahead, but remember, I’m 153cm of pure “Not giving a shit but still going to kick your arse”. (And by kick your arse, I literally mean kick your arse onto the ground)
Simpletons, it’s not a trick question or any form of trickery, magic, etc. You just need to stay in your fandom and stay out of any you don’t like, yes? Alright.
This is not directed at my loyal and totally awesome-sauce followers who don’t care what I ship/also ship what I ship. It is directed to my haters.
i would cook for you and feed you, treat you like a king, my king. I would put small kisses all over your body, telling how much i love you. I would sing for you to sleep everynight and cuddle you, i just love you
WHO YOU ARE???????? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME????????
You so romantic and sweet and alkdjslkfhdkslfhdlsfhdlfh I CAN’T