aight i see u

I get sad when I see Latinas wit white boyfriends like…aight, I guess u prefer celebrating George Washington’s birthday instead of cooking carne asada on a Sunday with a latino, to each their own 😞.

what i think when i see the members: updated version

Taeil: “aight… i kno that u r thicc and all… but… i still want to hug u and wrap u in a blanket… and laugh at all your weird jokes…”

Hansol: “oh hey hanso–*gets whiplash from seeing him Not With Blonde Hair™* *also wonders what his favorite kind of coffee is since he seems to like it so much* *sees him out there livin the high life* :’]”

Johnny: “the nicest, softest palm tree–truly. A GIANT DORKY MEME. is probably made of marshmallows, melted chocolate and some sprinkles for good measure”

Taeyong: “FLUFFY PINK KITTY!!! MEME CHILD!!! THE CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1 NEEDS HUGS!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!1!”

Yuta: “*deep breath* hAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?? THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH?? HAVE YOU HEARD HIS VOICE?? WITNESSED PERFECTION ITSELF??”

Kun: “this guy needs to have a photography collab with ty track, jeno and ten. then they can take lots of literally perfect pictures and sell them all and make a whole ton of money, which they can then use to finally go to chicago for a season of nct life like they all keep talking about”

Doyoung: “soft bunny. also a salty bunny. a very cute bunny. nice bunny. smart bunny! savage bunny! the best bunny!!”

Ten: “HOW. IN THE WORLD. ARE THERE SO MANY PREDEBUT MEMES OF YOU. IS THIS A RECORD??? NEW THINGS KEEP SURFACING EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND I SWEAR–”

Jaehyun: “;^; the sweetest, nicest, most talented bread boi T^T such a cute bean :’’’] bUT. IS ALSO A MEME. ILL GO TO NEPTUNE WITH YOU JEFF!!”

Winwin: “aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WINWIN WINWIN WINWIN WINIWIN /WINWIN/ AAAAAAAAAA HES SO CUTE HES SO BEAUTIFUL AND LOWKEY WEIRD AND SUPER COOL AND FLIPPY AND FLEXIBLE I LOVE WINWIN DO YOU LOVE WINWIN?? WINWIN FOR THE WIN!!!!”

Jungwoo: “MY SON!! I WILL ADOPT THIS CHILD ONE DAY!!”

Yukhei: “it should not be allowed for anyone to be that squishy-looking, whilst also being THAT FUCKING TALL. THE FUCK??”

Mark: “your hair is so fluffy and your eyes are so big and sparkly and youre just so cute but i know you really just want to be cool and you ARE actually really cool and youre also so dedicated and hardworking and youre lowkey an inspiration and i wish i could one day personally say thank you because i think youre really great and i adore you to bits and pieces and i kinda want to know if you still dont know how to cook eggs and also how many cups of coffee did you drink before the cherry bomb mv shooting??”

Renjun: “*sobbing* i will give you icecream… a million moomin plushies… aNYTHING… just pLS… LET ME LIVE…. YOUR VOICE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL….. I CANT HANDLE IT D’:”

Jeno: “u, my dude, have some really pretty eyelashes. AND SOME LIT DANCE SKILLZ™. im glad u think ur funny now. bc its true”

Haechan: “*banging pots and pans together* ATTENTION! DID YOU KNOW THAT HAECHAN IS ADORABLE, BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, A SPECTACULAR SINGER, AN AMAZING DANCER, HAS A HEART OF GOLD, IS HELLA RELATABLE, AND REALLY FREAKIN FUNNY??!!”

Jaemin: “*jams sadly to chewing gum* i eagerly await the day you make your reappearance, young whippersnapper”

Chenle: “ALL HAIL LORD CHENLE, EMPEROR OF THE DOLPHINS, PRESIDENT OF SUNSHINE, KING OF RAMEN, HEIR TO THE KINGDOM OF CUTENESS”

Jisung: “THE CUTEST, BLUEST, BESTEST, SNARKIEST, MOST PRECIOUS AND AMAZING DUCKY EVER!!”

life updates

Originally posted by funnycas

hi internet!!!!!! remember me?? i’ve been back from my job for a coupla weeks, getting my shit together and remembering how technology works. i’m currently (procrastinating) packing to go back for my LAST YEAR of college! the semester starts up two days from now. i’m going to do my darnedest to get another chapter of the HS AU up sometime soon (soon is such a wonderfully vague word)- i swear i haven’t forgotten it! (idk if anybody still cares???) i’m still on hiatus because OMG THESIS AND INTERNSHIP AND JOB SEARCH AND CLASSES but hopefully i’ll be around a bit more! hope y’all are doing swell! <3 <3 <3

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~o.O.o~

TOKEN: “Dude. What are you doing.”

CRAIG: “Eating gummy bears, the fuck does it look like I’m doing you dingus.”

TOKEN: “Right…”

TOKEN: “You…see no problems with the bears….???”

CRAIG: “They tasted…bad. But I’m hungry, so who cares haha.”

TOKEN: “I expected this from anyone except you.”

CRAIG: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean.”

TOKEN: “Those are Vodka Gummy Bears dude. How the hell do you not notice that.”

CRAIG: “Shit. Haha, whoooopsie.”

TOKEN: “Christ, everyone is going to have a field day when they find out The Craig Tucker is drunk.”

CRAIG: “I’m not drunk you tit.”

TOKEN: “Walk in a straight line.”

CRAIG: “….”

CRAIG: “….Nah. Not today mom.”

CRAIG: “I’m just gonna give these to you. Hahaha….”

CRAIG: “Along with like, drowning your entire water supply.”

TOKEN: “I give that jackass ten minutes.”

TOKEN:One. I give him one minute before he breaks his own arm.”

[[ TO BE CONTINUED… ]]

anonymous asked:

bitch i have asthma u can't be playing with my heart like this @ pb... can i just fucking date maxwell just let me fucking date him i'm tired

when adelaide really said that shit to our faces.. i’m not even a maxwell shipper but i felt that dig in my soul… like really adelaide?? ur just gonna play us like that??? aight sis i see u… watch urself henny.. i know where u live… bc i am currently there. where u live also

lolaccla  asked:

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damn baby aight i see u ;)))) 

so i just bought cole swindell’s album and there’s this song on it about his girlfriend leaving him with the line “i got a dozen roses if she comes back home and a six pack if she don’t” and i know it’s so country and y'all are probably gonna make fun of me but just bear with me because STACKSON

because like, okay. stiles and jackson fight like no couple has ever fought. they scream and cry and break things and push and shove each other and none of their friends know how they stay together through them because they’re honestly so bad they’re scary.

BUT, those aren’t even the bad ones. the bad ones are the quiet ones, cold and calculating, when they know exactly what to say to tear the other one to pieces. they’ve only had one of them before this, and stiles had thrown the adoption in jackson’s face and they hadn’t even been able to look at each other for weeks.

and now it happened again, and jackson played the claudia card, and he knew he fucked up. and stiles hadn’t even said a word, just left the apartment, and now jackson has no idea where he went or if he’s coming back (because he wouldn’t blame him if he didn’t honestly) so he goes out and buys a dozen roses and a six pack of cheap beer and he sits on the couch all night long, waiting for stiles to come back. and after he downs all the beer and it’s 3:00 in the morning he passes out wanting to die because he knows he lost the best thing he ever had.

but then at 7:00 AM, he hears the door opening and he bolts up and it’s stiles, and he has bags under his eyes like he hasn’t slept all night and all he says is “you’re a fucking asshole.”

and jackson just says “yeah, i know. i’m glad you’re back,” and he pulls stiles in close and hugs him tight and promises him from now on they’ll stick to throwing things at each other when they fight.

4

Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored.
 I’m the girl you’d die for. 
I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out. 
‘Cause that’s what young love is all about. 
So pull me closer, and kiss me hard.
I’m gonna pop your bubblegum heart. 
I’m miss sugar pink liquor, liquor lips. 
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss.

Nintendo: twilight princess hd

my brain and heart: you already have that, you don’t need it.

Nintendo: it comes with a wolf link figure.

my heart: aight i see you Nintendo, maybe ima get that

my brain: no, you don’t need that.

Nintendo: you can carry over data to the zelda wii u game

my brain and my heart: aight i see you Nintendo, ima get that