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My first attempt at Clexa crack

Edit: since this post has gotten way more attention than I was anticipating I feel the need to say this: the ‘High five Indra’ is completely stolen!! But it’s so good, I think it should be a thing.
  • peter: hey karen... do you think i'm handsome... i know you're just an artificial intelligence and don't really care... but if you were a human person you would think i'm cute right?
  • karen: of course, peter
  • karen 10 minutes later, giving tony a mission report: and then he began crying, he was straight up sobbing and i felt bad for him but snot and spit and god knows what else was running down his face and i wanted to throw up
The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is the lawgiver. No playwright, no stage director, no emperor, however powerful, has ever exercised such absolute authority to arrange a stage or field of battle and to command such unswervingly dutiful actors or troops.
—  Joseph Weizenbaum
We stay up late and we blast our music and drink vodka and do drugs and laugh and cry and have the best time because we are the sick generation. Intoxicated by love and desperate for danger. We belong to nobody. We break hearts and we get our hearts broken. We are the kids your parents warned you about.
—  Ais