AU Where Geoff Slowly But Surely Becomes Dad Of The Crew
Like It Starts One Day When He Gets Michael A New Gun Or Car Or Something And Without Thinking Michael’s Like “Oh Sweet Thanks Dad” And Geoff’s Just “What” So Michael Just “What” And Immediately Leaves To Escape The Situation.
And At First He Doesn’t Think Much Of It, Just A Flub Like They All Do, Nothing Worth Noting, Until Gavin Calls Him Dad One Day And He Just Stops Like “What The Fuck Did You Just Call Me?” “Dad!” “I’m Not Your Father Dumbass” “Aw But Michael Got To Call You Dad That’s Not Fair! You Can’t Have Favourites!” And Michael Runs In From The Other Room Like “You Little PRICK” And Chases Gavin Off For Pointing It Out And Geoff’s Just Left Standing There Confused.
The Next Time Gavin Tries To Get Away With Calling Him Dad It’s Over Earpieces During A Heist And Geoff Quietly Hisses “Fucking Stop Calling Me That” And After A Moment Of Gavin Giggling Ray Comes On Like “So Can I Call You Papa Instead Or…?” And Geoff Nearly Blows Their Cover Loudly Insisting That He Cannot.
A While After Jeremy Joins He And Geoff Are Driving To Get Masks For A Heist And Laughing About Something, As They Approach The Mask Store Geoff’s Like “Alright, Everybody Calm Down” And Jeremy’s Just Immediately “Sorry Dad”. And At First Geoff’s Just Dumbfounded For A Second But Then He’s Like “Fucking- Did Gavin Tell You To Call Me That?” And Jeremy’s Just “What? No, Wait Gavin Calls You Dad?” And Geoff’s Like “No He-” And Ray Pipes Up From The Backseat “I’ve Been Using Pop Pop Is That Better?” And Geoff’s Like “NoI’m Not Your Fucking Father!!”.
The Lads Are Caught Messing Around On His Yacht Again (Probably With Rocket Launchers, Thanks Ryan) And He Turns To Jack Like “You Said You Were Watching Them, Can’t You Keep Them Under Control For Five Minutes??” And Jack Just Crosses Her Arms Like “They’re Your Kids Too Y’know!” And Geoff’s Just “I- THEY’RE NOT MY KIDS”. When They Finally Get The Lads Reeled In Again Geoff’s So Frustrated He Just Points Them To The Penthouse And Deadpans “Go To Your Rooms.”.
Afterwards He Flops Down On The Couch With A Bottle Of Whisky To Unwind And Notices Ryan Out Of The Corner Of His Eye, Sitting On The Other End Of The Couch And Grinning At Him.
Matt: Step aside, those are my asks! Tom: Rude Matt: Yes! I’m a very direct and sincere person and i hate lies Matt: I also care a lot about my aspect! Taking care of yourself is very important! Matt: I love painting my nails and I even managed to paint Tom’s so I think I deserve a reward Matt: All the beauty you see is natural, I don’t wear make-up, I don’t want to cover my BEAUTIFUL face! I do love me some mascara though Matt: As for the hair, I wash it with a good shampoo that doesn’t damage it and then put condicioner, and I rinse it with cold water Matt: I use a little hair gel to style it and done!
-tall and kinda creepy but overall pretty chill if you leave them alone -mysterious and dangerous at first but after seeing 3 more times, you’re more annoyed if anything -screams and runs away when you make eye contact with them -attacks you when you get too close to their personal space -wears black all the time -picks up trash and keeps it cuz it’s neat -shows up in a dark corner of your house, disappears when you try to look for them -probably worships a dragon from another dimension
oh shit waddup !! So i can’t remember the exact day but it’s been a year since i first started roleplaying as Ren on this shit show of a site ( give or take a few days ) & let me tell you– it has been an e x p e r i a n c e. I could go on for hours about how much she’s grown but I’m sure no one wants to read that so I will spare you ( also I don’t want to relive my past mistakes ). But after one year & remaking 52 times, I’m still here tormenting the rp community with my asshole of a muse. And you all let me. Honestly, the REAL mvp here is you guys. I know a year is not very long for some of you ‘ old - timers ’ ( wink wonk ilu ) but holy shit to think that some of you have been putting up with my shit for over365 days is a miracle in itself. There were some not-so-great & pretty bad situations but the good times outweigh it in all honesty. I’ve met some incredible people through this site that shared in the experience & supported me so what more could I ask for ? OKAY I’m going to stop myself now before i get real gay & start crying so let’s just get into the part where I call out those dorks that made my first year of roleplaying a wonderful experience, shall we ?
Ah, it feels like forever since I posted any art. I feel I may have gotten a tad rusty. I made this to thank @princess-sakura-serenity for dubbing my entire Cinderella AU. She had plans to print the image (without the background) on t-shirts. The characters are OCs created by her and her boyfriend, Isamu.