ahhhh-he-looked-so-cute-in-this-hair!!

  • teacher: ok class write a 500 word essay about something that makes the world better.
  • me: Patrick stump makes the world better. He is such a sweetheart. he stands up for joe and andy and pete and he feels like he gets too much fame by himself and he’s such a sweet little man and he rarely curses and when he does it feels like the world is exploding and he can speak french and he is so cute his family is so cute his little boy declan is probably the reason i cry myself to sleep every night and patrick’s rANGE it is so amazing he is so unique and his smILE THE SIDE SMILE AHHHH and his fedora and how his hair looks like a bird nest when he takes it off and he is such a cUTIE AND HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH PETE COULD SAVE THE UNIVERSE WHEN IT IS CRUMBLING AND WHEN PATRICK AND JOE GET IN THE ZONE ON STAGE AND START PLAYING GUITAR TOGETHER AND WHEN PATRICK AND ANDY SMILE THEY’RE LITERAL RAYS OF SUNSHINE AND PATRICK STUMP IS SUCH A BABY MUFFIN I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW LUCKY I AM TO BE ALIVE TO WITNESS THE END OF FALL OUT BOY’S HIATUS, AND PATRICK STUMPS SOLO CAREER, AND HOW HAPPY ALL THEIR FANS WERE WHEN THEY HAD THEIR COMEBACK TOUR AND PATRICK STUMPS BINGO HAT AND HIS HANDS HOLY FLUBBER THEY ARE ADORABLE I WANT HIM TO STRANGLE ME I FEEL LIKE IF I EVER MET HIM I WOULD VOMIT ALL OVER HIM AND THEN I WOULD WANT TO REDO MY WHOLE LIFE OH MY GOD PATRICK FUCKING STUMP I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT NOP MATTER WHAT HE GOES THROUGH PEOPLE ARE THERE FOR HIM AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES PEOPLE CALL HIS MUSIC “STUPID” OR TELL HIM THAT HIS VOCALS ARE COVERED UP WITH SYNCHRONIZED BEATS THAT I’M ALWAYS HERE FOR HIM I SWEAR IF PATRICK STUMP POSTED A FROWNY FACE ON TWITTER THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD GO TO THE GREATEST EXTENTS TO GET HIM SMILING AGAIN BECAUSE EHIS SMILE IS LITERAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS AND LITTLE FLUFFY BUNNIES AND WARM COFFEE CAKE AND SUNRISES OVER THE BEACH AND COLD ICE CREAM DRIPPING DOWN YOUR HANDS ON A HOT EVENING AND ALL THINGS FULL OF BEAUTY AND I SWEAR ON M Y LIFE IF ANYONE EVER DOES ANYTHIGN MEAN TO PATRICK STUMP THAT MAKES HIM REGRET ANY OF HIS LIFE DECISIONS I WILL PERSONALLY REENACT THAT SCENE FROM ALICE AND WONDERLAND WHERE THE QUEEN GETS HER HEAD CUT OFF EXCEPT BESIDES THE QUEEN THE MEAN PERSON WILL GET THEIR HEAD CUT OFF BECAUSE THE LAST THING PATRICK STUMP NEEDS IN HIS LIFE IS HATE. In conclusion, Patrick Martin Vaughn Stumph, at age 31, born on April 27th, 1984 in Illinois, is one of the main reasons that the sun still shines, birds still sing their melodious tunes, and people still get up every mornng and go through their sleepless routines. Patrick Martin Vaughn Stump makes the entire world better by simply living.