“Lawrence, Kansas 22 years ago” I AM CRY ALREADY.
“Goodnight, Sammy” “It’s okay, Sammy” I hate everything.
God, my heart is breaking. For Mary. For John. For Dean. For Sam. Ugh.
BABY VOICE. BABY HAIR. BABY FACE.
AHHH JESS. “Crash and burn” NOOOOO.
Dean you are not stealthy. Get it together, child.
Man I am so glad Dean doesn’t stay this douchy. Layers are important.
“Dad’s on a hunting trip, and he hasn’t been home in a few days.” SO DRAMA.
Geez EXPOSITION. This is terrible. I love it.
I like how when Constance first gets in the car, you can’t see her through the window, but then when they drive away you can see her through the window.
I HATE THAT FUCKING BIRD. AND JESUS SHE’S IN THE BACK SEAT AND I’VE SEEN THIS 500000000 TIMES AND IT’S NEVER NOT TERRIFYING.
“YOU AND DAD STILL RUNNING CREDIT CARD SCAMS?” Yell it, why don’t you, Sammy.
I love mullet rock, and no one can stop me.
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.” Best line in the episode, really.
Sam’s vogue face brings me joy,
BITCH FACE NUMBER 1!
Am I the only one who thinks that invoking Mulder and Scully’s names brought SPN good luck?
FIRST SCENE FILMED. Dean calling Sam a control freak. HA.
“This is not going to be my life” Oh Sam, baby. Why must you hurt me.
They both just DOVE off the bridge, how the hell did Sam grab onto something?
“Salt, cats eye shells, he was worried.” Babies don’t even know. Also, why are the cats eye shells never mentioned again?
“Jerk”, “Bitch” YEAAAAAASSSSSSS.
“I love you.” The last words Jess ever says to Sam. I am cry.
“My boobs” So fucking funny Dean. We’re all really impressed.
Way to upset the widower for literally NO reason, Sam.
John’s journal. Woot.
Okay Constance appearing in the car behind Sam scares me shitless every damn time.
NOT BABY. YOU HURT BABY. WHY.
I am NOT here for creepy children. “You’ve come home to us, mommy.” NOPE. The music was pretty sweet there. Intense. But the toilet noise at the end there made me giggle.
“If you screwed up my car, I’ll kill you.” Oh Dean. Then the headlight is out. And yet Sam is alive. I feel like this is an accurate representation of their relationship.
This is the first time the boys ever hunted by themselves, together. Quite the beginning.
NO JESS. Dean’s face. Now he knows what it was like. This hurts.
“We got work to do.” Why did no one else notice their arsenal of a trunk?
Back in 2005, I started seeing these previews on the WB for this new scary show that was coming on in September. I decided to watch it. So on premiere night, I sat in my room in front of a 12" tv screen, and watched the whole episode. I spent the whole thing covering half my face out of fear. And I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT. (Despite Kripke’s writing, which is only so-so, if I’m being nice.) The episode did manage to suck me in. I loved the Winchesters. Still do. It quickly became my favorite show. Still is.