*In the Missions Room*

Kakashi: How many?

Iruka: Kakashi!

Kakashi: How many dicks have you sucked?

Iruka: Let it go!

Kakashi: How many?

Iruka: All right! Shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

Kakashi: This is different! This is important! How many?…Well?

Iruka: Um… something like 36.


Iruka: Lower your voice.

Kakashi: Wait, what is that anyway, “something like 36?” Does that include me?

Iruka: Um… 37.

Kakashi: I’M 37!?

Iruka: I’m going to class.

Kakashi: Oh, my God. [Ninja walks up to missions desk] 37! My boyfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Ninja: In a row?

anonymous asked:

Imagine if Vernons nudes were sent to Jack 😏

Oh my God, I love the idea of Vernon and Jack exchanging nudes. Imagine Vernon had gone out drinking and he gets back to his apartment, wiggling out his jeans and Jack texts him. 

saw your snaps. Looks like you had fun ;)’ 

And Vernon licks hips lips and he’s buzzed and so attracted to Jack, and he whips off his shirt and snaps a pic of himself looking cute in bed, and he sends it off before he can chicken out. 

Jack takes a few minutes to text back, the minutes in which Vernon’s heart is going to explode. Jack finally texts back and Vernon snatches his phone up. 

Knew you were the type to show me your pretty little tits.’ 

Vernon flushes and taps out a text, heart so fast in his chest. 

You could get more if you’re lucky.’ 

Jack’s reply is faster now, ‘I’m Irish, mate. Of course I’m lucky.’ 

And Vernon laughs and then pushes his shorts down a little to show off the V leading to his dick and he snaps a pic and sends that off too. 

anonymous asked:

How would Shunsui and Jushiro react to seeing their s/o's scars for the first time? Like if they got into a lot of fights and have scars on their torso and such. I have scars from surgery and I feel like they'd be sweet lil beans that kiss them ahhhhh

Oh my goodness! They totally would because they’re absolute sweethearts like that. Ahh, I love them both so much 💜

Shunsui Kyoraku

Shunsui has also accumulated quite a few scars himself over the years on his chest and torso and throughout his body, although it can be difficult to catch sometimes since it’s covered by his unruly body hair. But there’s a chance that you two may have matching scars, and once you show him yours there’s a moment where he’ll be silent because he didn’t expect such a beautiful person like yourself to be covered in scars. Shunsui’s lips then tug into a small smile and he’ll say something along the lines of, “Funny, I have the exact same scar in the exact same place as well,” while he undresses slightly to show you his scar(s).

Jushiro Ukitake

Ukitake loves the fact that you were brave enough to show him your scars because he knows that it can cause some anxiety to submerge when you’re showing someone the vulnerable parts of yourself you don’t want others to see. After observing the scars on your torso, Ukitake will give you this look asking permission if he could touch it before he does anything, and once you’d given him your approval to do so, he’s very gentle and delicate when he runs his fingers along your skin. Ukitake will also murmur something such as, “Scar or no scar, you’re still the most beautiful person I know.” 


thank you so much for requesting!! this is so adorable im crying i dont really feel like I did it justice tbh it’s just a super cute request with my favourites from both the original trilogy and the sequel trilogy ahh i love them both so much

sorry to turn this into Headcanon Hour but I’m thinking about these two and I’m just emotional about them honestly!! I feel like Luke has a lot of stories in his life that people wanna hear because his life has been pretty wild as we all know, but mostly people just wanna hear about death and destruction stuff and the death star and war etc, but Finn is one of the few people who will just sit with him while he knits and listen to the stories that make luke happy to think about like all the fun things he and the other pilots did, stories about him and his husband, pranks the squadron pulled and all that fun stuff