Kim Yugyeom - this could go two ways - cute lil baby who gets all shy - also gigantic meme - or uh - uhHhHHhHH - maknae grinds a lot so I’ll leave that to ur imagination - I mean u saw him on hit the stage - going to costume stores around halloween and trying to scare each other w/ the masks - and then he bumps into one of the racks and everything falls - clumsy boy - he likes to act like he’s bad - and inwardly screams when you get all shy - and sometimes you’ll play along and he panics like nonono what r u dOING WHAT - complimenting you could go like: - scenario 1: “Ahhh Y/N you look so cute look @ u!!!” - scenario 2: “Yugyeom, how does this look?” - “Huh? Oh uh- yeye u look good- I mean nice?? Great! Yes u look great!” - walks away - scenario 3: “Jagi that dress looks really nice ;) it fits u ;)” - “Ahh do u really think so?? Because I think it’d look better on the floor” - “w-what uh,, i uh,, y es no i wHAT” - random singing at any given time - random dancing - legit he’ll start singing something and you kinda start singing along and then it’s just the two of you sitting lazily on the couch, off-key and everything - shopping kart races in the grocery store parking lot - Suddenly a wild Jinyoung appears - you’ll get videos of him torturing ur boy - “what are you gonna do about it Y/N??? hm?? nOTHING” - little does he know that you’ve already put vaseline on his door knobs - tbh you’ll get videos from all the boys of him being a meme - speaking of the boys, you’re at war w/ them -they legit have lil meetings to try to prank/scare you but you’re always a step ahead - back hugs - hand holding - tall baby - rests his chin on your head/shoulder - pecks on the cheek in public - soft kisses when you’re alone - probably holds your hand when you kiss - flowers just because ur so cute - piggyback rides - teasing each other nonstop - playing Mario Kart together - wrestling and messing around all the time - making him get things from high shelves for you - the face he makes when he’s like embarrassed where he closes his eyes and just kinda silently laughs and cUTE - you probably have to say I love you first - the first time you tell him you love him he’s really shocked and is like “???? what???” - “are you sure????” - he’s in such disbelief but he’s so happy - vv blushy - his fluffy hair - playing with said fLUFFY HAIR - He’s ur boy u gotta love and protect him - sitting in on his dacne practices - but when you do he’s lowkey nervous and just wants to impress you - but you’re supportive no matter what and it makes his large body all warm and fuzzy inside
alone, you sat in your room pondering about why you felt so weird and uncomfortable. especially in your own home.
your brother, who was four years younger than you was downstairs playing on the game system that you bought him earlier in the year. not only was it him downstairs, but also his friend..mark.
you hated to admit to yourself but, you had developed a crush. a crush on mark, who was the same age as your brother. they’ve been friends for about six years now so, you knew that liking him wasn’t gonna be just a phase. you knew and experienced too much. he’s a great person.
you usually dated older guys but it was something about him that caught your eye. from the way that he dressed to the way that he talked. he spoke with intelligence and owned up to his mistakes. those were things that you looked for in a significant other.
“um y/n?” your thoughts were interrupted by a familiar voice. you turned around to see who the voice belonged to and just as you thought, it was mark. he stood at the doorway, with his hands in his pockets.
“yeah?” you sat down at the edge of your bed and tried your best to keep your composure.
“b/n told me to ask you if he could eat the pizza that’s in the refrigerater…” he flicked his tongue at the roof of his mouth which made your hormones run wild.
“tell him that he can eat the pizza but, he’s gonna take me to the pizzeria to make up for it.”
“al…right.” mark said before disappearing down the stairs.
you hummed, thinking that he was being a little too suspense. so, you headed downstairs to the kitchen to see what was up.
“mark!” you shouted, with your eyes shot wide and mouth in the shape of an o.
mark lied to you. he was standing at the island, destroying the pizza that you thought your brother was supposed to eat. sometimes he did little kid stuff like this, but because you had a crush on him, you’d always let him slide.
“what happened this time?!” your brother came running in, his curiosity was at a high.
“mark told me that you wanted to eat that pizza but it seems like he lied using your name.” you paused and let out the little laugh that you were holding. “mark, if you wanted the pizza you could’ve just asked for yourself. don’t lie to me again.”
the 17 year old boy nodded. “alright my bad y/n, i won’t do it again.”
“hug.” your annoying brother ordered you two. besides you, he also knew about your feelings towards mark. how did he find out? he was ease dropping your conversation with your friend. he confronted you about it and you confirmed although you didn’t want to. it wouldn’t have made any difference though, he heard you say it.
mark spread his arms wide and just stopped there, waiting for you to embrace with him. slowly, you came closer and wrapped your arms around his skinny figure.
‘damn you smell good.’ you thought. neither of you were even aware of how tight you were hugging until your brother broke you two up.
“okay enough of that. mark, come on so i can beat your ass in 2k before we leave.” he said, while walking back to the living area.
“language.” you said although he never listened.
“you can’t beat me but let’s go.” mark glanced over at you before grabbing his plate and following.
you brushed what had just happened off and decided on sitting in the room with them. not for mark but just because you wanted to…
as expected a few glances were exchanged between you and mark. if you didn’t know any better, you’d think that he had a little something for you too but…you were sure that he only liked girls his age or younger.
“alright bro you ready to go?” your brother stood up and let out a dramatic sigh.
“ahh see now you wanna go when i! beat! you..” mark followed and responded even more dramatically.
your brother scoffed and turned off the game system. he got his bag and put it over his shoulder before coming over to you and kissing your forehead.
“bye sis.” he laughed at his action and your response.
“yeah yeah hurry up and get to the house.” you wiped your forehead and shooed him away.
mark on the other hand, stood back for a minute. obviously needing to tell you something. you could tell by his body language that he was again, nervous. “hey y/n..about that hug…what was that?”
you hesitated a little but remained calm. “um it was nothing…just a hug?”
“okay. bye y/n.” he huffed as if he was frustrated or annoyed and left out of the house.
you relocated on the couch that sat in front of your tv and turned to a movie on netflix. at times like this, you’d often wish that you had someone next to you…to cuddle with. your relationships usually didn’t work out because you made bad choices. it was a fact that you were usually desperate for affection, so you’d give almost any guy a chance to date you.
but usually, you wouldn’t date the guy but instead you’ll be friends with benefits excluding the sex. you just wanted to feel loved and not just by your family.
of course mark was on your mind. he was almost always your mind when he wasn’t around. things that never left your mind always had to do with him.
what would it look like dating a younger boy?
would your brother even accept it?
are you the female version of tyga?
does he even like you back?
these were the questions that always ran through your mind.
* you were awaken by your ringing phone at about three in the morning. while rubbing your sleepy eyes and looking at the phone screen, you saw that it was mark.
“what the f-…hello?” you accidentally hit answer.
“y/n are you up?” mark spoke in a sleepy tone, obviously he either stayed up late or he had just woken up.
“i am now? why are you calling me? it’s early as shit don’t you think?” you asked.
he chuckled a little. “i had a dream..about you.”
your eyes went wide out of confused shock. you bit down on your lip and thought about what to say. “umm okay..what did you dream?”
the line went silent for a whole minute, you were about to hang up until mark finally responded. “i took you on a date.” he chuckled again.
“wait, why? what?” you had to act as if you weren’t the happiest in the world. you sat up, removing the phone from your ear and putting it on speaker.
“i. took. y/n. which. is. you. on. a. date.” he said slowly and sarcastically.
you pursed your lips together and furrowed your eyebrows. “okay..? you know, you shouldn’t be dreaming of me… that’s illegal.” you replied, also in a sarcastic tone. you sighed, thinking of what you had just said.
it’s not right.
“y/n, i know that i’ll never get you but can i at least take you to the pizzeria to make up for that pizza? and it’s not like a date i swear..” he basically let you know that he liked you.
“i’m four years older than you m-”
“but i know that you like me just as much as i like you. plus, i’m legal in a few months… please y/n it’s not like im asking to date you yet.” he cut you off.
“okay, but you’re telling b/n about this.” you yawned.
“okay, i’ll see you later.” he replied before hanging up, not even giving you time to reply.
“what was this call?” you just stared at your phone in disbelief.
* you had just finished showering, fixing up your hair, and putting on your shoes. mark was supposed to be over at any moment now.
your brother was here, getting on your nerves as always. “why you all dressed up?”
“you’ll find out.” you gave him a fake smile and sat down at the island.
a few minutes had passed when mark had finally got here. your brother was so curious to see who was at the door so, he stopped you from answering it and answered himself.
“mark?” he scrunched up his face. “why is everyone all dressed up except for me? what is this? wait…”
mark let himself in and sighed, looking at your brother. he was actually pretty nervous, what he was about to say could possibly end their friendship. or if he was okay with this, their relationship would probably become weird.
“i’m taking y/n to the pizzeria to make up for that pizza i ate. it’s not what you think.” mark said.
“y'all cute.” your brother said before he plopped down on the couch and put all of his attention on the television.
you sighed in relief, thanking god that nothing bad happened. you turned to mark. “alright let’s go.”
* once you two got to the pizzeria, mark started to be a flirt which took you by surprise. he’d poke your thigh underneath the table, stare at you in awe while you ate, and randomly compliment you. you didn’t complain though.
“mark why are you acting up?” you giggled, taking a sip of your drink.
“y/n i like you. a lot.”
you almost choked. hearing your crush say that they like you back was like music to your ears. although you were older that him, you felt as if you needed to respond.. respond with the truth.
“i like you too. a lot.” you looked down, hiding your blushing face.
you didn’t see but, mark’s eyes shot open wide. he had felt the same exact way that you felt once he let you know how he felt.
“so what does this mean?” he asked.
“it means that we like each other i guess.” you responded, in a sarcastic tone.
“no seriously y/n. i don’t care about age. especially not now since i’ll be 18 in a couple of months. why are you playing hard to get?” he pouted.
you knew that he was being as serious as a heart attack but you just didn’t know what to do. “i don’t know mark.”
mark shook his head and got up, leaving to pay. you sat there, thinking. maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. it wasn’t like you were ten years older than him, it was nothing but a four year gap.
he came back after an additional five minutes, holding his hand out to you. “y/n..”
you hesitantly gave him your hand. he guided you out of the restaurant, and to his car where you two talked.
“wait for me.” he exhorted you which only made you bite down on your lip, and quickly decide on whether to say yes or no. two minutes, it took you two minutes to come down to a decision.
“i will wait for you.” you finally said.
“yes!” he accidentally shouted, showing you how excited he was. “oh my bad.” he tried playing it smooth but you were already laughing your ass off.
he started the engine to his car, and placed his right hand on your thigh. obviously you liked it but you didn’t want him to get any ideas. just because you two would be officially dating in a couple of months did not mean that he could continue to touch you the way that he was touching you. you were gonna have to be ‘petty’.
“hey mark?” you paused and slid your hand under his. “i hope that you’re enjoying this cause you’re not gonna be able to do anything such as touching me in intimate ways like this until you’re 18.”
as expected, he scoffed at you. he intertwined his fingers with yours and spoke, “you’re cute y/n. but i don’t think i’ll be able to keep my hands off of you. now that i know you’re mine.”
“god mark. that sounds promising.” you bit down on your lip and smiled at him.
“see.” he laughed.
you couldn’t wait until these couple of months were up. it was about to get wild.
“They’re reckless, untrustworthy,” Mark tells him with an edge to his voice, like he’s accusing all of humanity of an unforgivable crime. “Humans have no higher purpose but to search aimlessly for one, and in pursuit of that purpose, they create chaos.”
Jack holds up a hand.
“We’re in a fucking dressing room and I’m trying to go shopping,” he says as plainly as possible. “All I want to do is buy jeans, not subscribe to your issue of Misanthropy Weekly. Either tell me what your issue is in plain words or get out.”
Tbh this little scene made me snicker to myself for the better part of the day. This fic is pretty good ahh. The Googleplier/Jacksepticeye thing is pretty interesting, albeit pretty weird, BUT I LIKE WEIRD SO IT WORKS OUT.
I guess im a kinky motherfucker for enjoying it but lmao i dont really care the fic is really good, i like the character dynamics OKAY
i just kinda liked to imagine his eyes lighting up red a little while he was being intense idk.
Mark: he would be really shy about it since you two weren´t close at all and he would even tell you that he was fine but you would insist since he was shivering.
¨Thank you, I´m mark, what´s your name?¨
Haechan: he would be actually really surprised that you gave him your coat since it was really cold and you two weren´t close , but he would be really thankful since now he wasn´t cold at all.
¨Thanks a lot, y/n¨
Renjun: Like mark he would be shy about the fact that you gave him your coat and you were only wearing a skirt with a long sleeve shirt so he was actually worried that you would catch a cold.
¨Thanks but won´t you feel cold now?¨
Jeno: He wouldn´t be that shy about it and would actually thank you and start talking to you, and when he noticed that you tried to get your hands warm by rubbing them he would ask you.
¨since I am wearing you coat, I think we can both share it¨eye smile
Jaemin: Since by that time of christmas he was still kind of sick and you noticed that he was sneezing you offered him your coat he would reject you at first by the fact that you might get cold but when you told him it was fine he would wear it.
¨ahh, so much better, thank you¨
Chenle: As the fact that he is still young he would get really shy and flustered, and the members would tease him because of it.
¨thank you for the coat, noona¨
Jisung: you saw him moving side to side trying to get a little warm by the body movement so when you aproached him and putted your coat on his shoulders he would be really shook.
Ahhhhh sorry I have been away again - plz don’t hate me I had coursework due :( Thank you to the person who requested this and feel free to send in your own requests and I will try my best to do them. Have a great day - Em xx
Taeil: Taeil would be pretty calm. He would have been sending you hints beforehand just to make sure he had a good idea of your feelings for him. “Hey um y/n would you like to come grab coffee with me sometime? On like a date or something?” If you agreed he would give you a smile. “Because I kind of like you a lot and it would have killed me if you had said no.”
Johnny: Johnny would try to ask you as confidently as possible regardless of if he felt nervous on the inside. He would be straight with you. “So I have had something for a while and haven’t said it. I like you y/n your pretty and nice and almost a better dancer than me, almost. And you don’t need to reply I just needed to say.”
Taeyong: Taeyong would be very nervous about telling you. He would think you were too good for him and had little faith that you liked him back but he liked you so much he figured it was worth a shot. “Ahh umm so I think your pretty cute and you make me laugh and ahh I don’t know how to explain how much I like you but just know it’s a lot,“
Yuta: Yuta would have waited to see if any of your friends could give him information. Once someone had hinted at your feelings for him too he would walk up to you with a big smile. "So we are both friends and we have a lot of good times together, you like hanging out with me right? Well, I was thinking that we should be more than just friends who hang out because I kinda like you.”
Doyoung: He is quite charismatic because of his killer MC skills of course. He would be more than extra. He would get like a balloon with a message in it for you so you had to pop the balloon to get it. “Your pretty cool y/n. Actually more than cool.” He would say picking the note from the floor for you. As you looked up from reading it he would make a heart for you (like in the gif ;)) but then die slightly from the cringe. “I may not have been able to control the confession but everything I said about how great you are was true.”
Jaehyun: Jaehyun would ask you to meet him once he had got his courage to confess. He would sit down opposite you and try to be as genuine as possible without any of the theatrics. “You don’t need to tell me anything y/n I just need to say that your great and I really like you. If you don’t like me we can just be friends and that’s fine because you mean a lot to me and I want you to know that. But you may also crush my soul, but it’s fine. Jeffrey can handle it.”
Winwin: Winwin would be really shy about expressing his feelings but if the moment arose he would just go for it. "I don’t always have the chance to express myself correctly but when it comes to you I feel I need to. I want us to be on the same page even if you don’t share my feelings. I just need you to know that I love you a lot and I always have ever since you tripped over when we first met.
Mark: Mark wouldn’t quite know what But if you were talking and the subject came up he would take his moment. “So I hadn’t planned this but now you are talking about the subject I will tell you honestly I really like you y/n. So if you feel the same meet me at the movies tomorrow at eight if not I understand. Also if you can’t make the date text me. Because I have to leave, I’m so nervous now I might cry. Hopefully, you would run after him and make sure he didn’t cry of nervousness. Not that he would actually cry, I doubt that.
Haechan: Haechan likes to joke so he would make it funny to hide any nervous jitters. “So I have an issue y/n. Whenever I see you my heart stops and I fall to the floor. It’s becoming a serious issue. You’re killing me and I think the only way to save me is for you to tell me that you like me too. I mean who wouldn’t I’m it’s true visual.”
requested: Hi! I read your Tae scenario and loved it! I wanted to request a Jungkook rainy day type of fluff? Lol like he and his gf just stay in on a rainy day and chillax and play around 😃
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*squish squeak squish squeak*
Your shoes were sopping wet and the inevitable noise coming from them was agitating you even more as you walked down the hallway to your apartment. You reached into your bag trying to find your key to finally get inside and relax, but the sudden pool of water you felt at the bottom distracted you. “UGH OH MY GOD.” You yelled.
Jungkook was on the other side of the door, sitting on your couch and playing video games. He jumped at the sudden screams coming from outside the apartment and dropped his controller. Gosh he was startled, not many people yell so loud in apartment buildings. His eyes opened wide once recognizing your voice and ran to open the door and check if you were alright. You weren’t one to be so disruptive.
In a matter of seconds after you let out your anger verbally the door in front of you swung open and your boyfriend with wide eyes started questioning you immediately. “Y/n! What’s wrong?! Why’d you yell? Why are you soaking wet?!? Did someone do this to you? Why-” You let out a sigh as he was speaking. He calmed down and quieted himself. “No, I’m ok Jungkook.” You responded You stepped forward and he stepped aside to let you into your shared apartment. Jungkook, still watching you wanting to know why you were in this state, stood silently. His eyes following your figure as you walked straight into the kitchen and to the sink. First, you took off your shoes. Wet shoes was one of your most hated feelings. After dumping the water out of them you did the same to your purse, after plugging the drain so nothing falls down the pipe. Damn. That’s all that was running through Jungkooks mind. How the hell is so much water coming out? He didn’t know that was scientifically possible. Finally, you ringed out your hair, bent over the sink so you wouldn’t ruin your wood floors.
“…so?” He questioned
“I wanted to walk to the food market today since we needed more produce and the weather seemed so nice. I was half way there, and you know how far it is, when it started raining so hard. It didn’t even look like it would rain. It’s like the grey clouds appeared out of no where!” You huffed. He went a few seconds without showing response. “It’s raining?” He asked confused.
You walked over to the window and swung open the curtains. He always closed them when he was gaming, it was his cave in a way. “Jungkook, it’s pouring.” He was appalled at the sight of the harsh amount of droplets being let down from the sky.
You proceeded to the bedroom to get changed into dry clothes. And warm ones. You were freezing by now.
He followed you a few feet behind, “yes, I do know how far it is, we always take the subway, why would you walk there baby?”
“I didn’t think it would rain and I wanted to be outside so I didn’t mind the distance..” you sulked and pulled off all your wet clothes clinging to your skin.
Jungkook left you to yourself for privacy while doing so. He yelled down the hall as he was almost back in the living room, “do you want hot tea or anything?”
“No it’s ok babe I’ll make it,” you hollered back.
A few minutes later, you exited your room with your pajamas on… even if it was only 2 pm. The coziest pants you could find and a soft t shirt (which happened to be Jungkooks but he let you claim it as yours a long time ago. He thought it was cute on you) and some fuzzy socks. You boiled the water in the electric kettle on the kitchen counter and made your way to the couch where jungkook continued his game. He was sitting with his legs apart, leaning forward when all of a sudden you blocked his vision and knelt down to make your next action easier. You then scooted in between his legs. There wasn’t much room on the couch between his thighs but you didn’t care because the only thing you wanted right now was the warmth of his body enveloping around your frame. Bringing your knees up to your chest you cozied into his torso and he scooted backward so you would have more room. The contact of soft skin from his lips on the nape of your neck made you even more at ease. You leaned your head back onto his shoulder so you wouldn’t block his view. He nuzzled into your neck once again, not leaving his eyes from the screen. “Who are you playing with” you asked
“Yugyeom, Bam Bam, Tae and Hongbin. Heechul left before you got home.”
“Why don’t you have your headset on then?”
“Because I’m with you y/n. I’m gonna get off once this match ends so I can cuddle my babygirl.” He said and he sent little pecks up to your ear while he was still nuzzled against you. Affection like this always made you giggle, it was such a precious thing. And he loved your giggles, so he only continued.
He put down his controller on the cushion next to him and snakes his arms around your stomach to give you a little bear hug.
“Ahhh,” you frowned. The water was ready to be poured. Why couldn’t it have waited a little longer. You just wanted to stay in your boyfriends arms. “I don’t wanna get up” you whined, “but I really want tea,”
“I have a solution.” He held your waist and guided you to stand up while he did the same. Once standing, he turned you around so you were facing each other, only a few inches apart.
“Jump.” He said
“Jump on me, I’ll carry you over.”
You did as he said, jumping onto his torso, latching your arms around his neck and your legs around his back. Like a piggy back ride, only in front. He place one hand on your lower back and one under your butt for support. As he walked over to the kitchen and grabbed a mug out of the cabinet, he requested, “tell me what to do, you just hang on to me jagi.”
“Yes sir.” You playfully responded to his stern spoken words.
After telling him what tea bags to use, how much honey and milk you liked, he carried the cup of tea back to the living room and you sprung off of him landing on the couch flopping at the impact. He chuckled. “Aww your game ended. Sorry Jungkook.” You said sitting up. “It’s alright, I like you better.” He winked. He sat down next to you and put on the TV. Subconiously he raised the glass with your tea and put it to his lips. “Yah!! That’s mine!” You sounded like a little kid. So smol and cute when your angry. You reached for the cup but being the teaser your boyfriend was, he leaned far away from you and held the tea up in the air. There was no way you could reach it. That little meanie always teasing you. “Jungooook-ahh” your voice was raised and eyebrows furrowed. He gave you his signature bunny smile, all his teeth showing. You felt the warmth spread through your body. Every time he smiled like that you just fell more in love w him. You forgot all about the tea, only able to remember what a blessing this life was, how much things like this meant to you. How much he meant to you. In only what felt like a second to him you wrapped your arms around him and put your head in his chest. The scent of him made you try to snuggle into his chest more. Just a moment ago you were “mad” at him. You had your nose scrunched and you just wanted your tea. Now you couldn’t be closer to him. It psychically wasn’t possible. He was puzzled. But he didn’t mind it. He loved it actually. He softly placed the mug down on the coffee table and leaned back to the right so you two could lay down. He pulled you up closer to his face and you poked your head up to look at him, hands resting on his chest. He was looking back at you.
“Fuck I’m so in love with you.” He cheekily smiled. “Well it’d kinda be awkward if you didn’t considering we live together.” You teased
He chuckled at your words before responding, “yeah yeah but seriously, I’m so incredibly lucky to have you. I love you y/n. So much.”
“I love you too jungkook.” You softly said back.
He pulled his head up to kiss your forehead before you both put your heads down. His was on the arm rest of the sofa and yours was right under his collarbones. His heart was right under you. You could hear the steady beat of his body and it made your life comfortable. He hand his hands towards the curve of your back and would draw insignificant patterns with his fingers from time to time. It all put you in a trance.
It felt like a dream, and maybe it was, but you didn’t want to wake up from it yet.
You were tired. Being so tense earlier and walking all that way in the rain exhausted you. Sleepy was how you felt. And sleepy you looked.
“Go to sleep baby” he whispered to you
“Will you meet me in my dreams? I don’t wanna fall asleep yet if I stop getting to look at your face right now.” You said, sounding like a little kid because of your half awake state. You said such cheesy things when tired.
He smiled to himself, “yes. I’ll never leave your side. Now rest my love. Sweet dreams.”
And with the melody that came naturally through his voice, you closed your eyes, took one last deep inhale, and by the time the last of it was over you were sleeping soundly. And he soon followed you. As your minds connected in dream land your heart beats connected on the couch. Your own essences of time synchronizing, making everything feel more secure and as if your love would never fade away.
This life. It was made for you two to share. So share it you shall.
“Silence! You know the penalty if you fail.” “I’ll share a secret with you. This is no ordinary ____, it’s a magic wishing ____.” “One bite, and all your dreams will come true.” “Now, make a wish, and take a bite.” “I’ll fix ya! I’ll crush your bones!” “All alone, my pet?”
“There! This will be your home - where I can find you always!” “You will make lots of money… For me!” “QUIET! Shut up before I *knock* you silly!”
“Well, I see no reason why you can’t go… if you get all your work done.” “Get up. Quick, this instant! We haven’t a moment to lose!” “You clumsy little fool!” “Oh. Well, don’t just stand there. Bring up the breakfast trays at once, and hurry!” “Hold your tongue! Now, it seems we have time on our hands.” “Wouldn’t you prefer to eat when all the work is done?” “What on earth have you’ve been doing?” “It would be an insult to take you to the palace dressed in these old rags.” “I forbid you to do this!” “How charming, how perfectly charming.” “Why? Because YOU are *young*, and *innocent*, and *good*, and I…” “And so, I lived unhappily ever after.”
Queen of Hearts/Red Queen
“I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?” “Your way? All ways here are my ways!” Curtsy while you’re thinking. It saves time.” “How would you like to have your head hacked off?” “Never mind him/her. (S)he’s mad.” “It is far better to be feared than loved.”
“Thank you, me dear, you’ve been most helpful.” “So passes on a worthy opponent.” “Good, then let’s have at it!” “And that’s why I asked you over, my dear.” “A jealous female can be tricked into anything.” “Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.”
“Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you - you, the destined hero(ine) of a charming fairy tale come true.” “Oh, they’re hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.” “Touch the spindle. Touch it I say!” “You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. Well, here’s your precious *(prince)ss*!” “Are you sure you searched everywhere?” “I must say, I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.” “Oh dear! What an awkward situation.” “This curse will last till the end of time! No power on ____ can change it!” “I like you begging. Do it again.”
“You can’t possibly afford to keep them. You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves.” “Come now, I’m being more than generous.” “Do as you like with them! Drown them!” “But I warn you, ____, we’re through. I’m through with all of you! I’ll get even. Just wait.” “I’ve got no time to argue. I tell you, it’s got to be done tonight!” So they thought they could outwit ____?” “What kind of sycophant are you?” “We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.” “Darling, red isn’t your color.” “Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs.” “My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.”
“Now, first of all, if you don’t mind, I’ll make the rules.” “Sounds like someone’s sick. How lovely.” “So, my boy/girl, I’m afraid I’ll have to destroy you.” “Yeah, I-I’ll give you a sporting chance. I’m mad about games, you know.” “And (s)he must see something good in you.”
“I can’t be bothered with that, I have no time for that nonesense.” “Perhaps. But at the moment I’m searching for a ____.” “Why should you run? Is it possible that you don’t know who I am? Precisely. And you should know that everyone runs from ____.” “Ah, you have spirit for one so small.” “Now, I’m going to close my eyes and count to ten. It makes the chase more interesting… for me.” “Does my face not remind you of what grown man can do?” “All I ask for is one thing and you denied me. Well that ends now.”
“You’re going to ____ if it’s the last thing I do.”
Sheriff of Nottingham
Now, take it easy, ____, I’m just doing my duty. Listen, ____, you’re mighty preachy and you’re gonna preach your neck right into a hangman’s noose.
“____, with you around, who needs a court jester?” “You’re never around when I need you!” “I told you never to mention ____’s name!” “Get out of that if you can.” “I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!” “My dear, emotional lady, why should I?” “Young love, your pleads have not fallen upon a heart of stone. But traitors must die!” “This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. Heh-heh-heh. Power.” “Stop sniveling and hold still.”
“You must gain their confidence… make them like you.” “Now, I’m going to let bygones be bygones. Do you know what would make Auntie/Uncle ____ very happy?” “Of course, you have. But we must try harder, mustn’t we?” “Adopted? What makes you think anyone would want a homely little girl/boy like you?” “Not until you get the diamond!”
“Watch it, that thing’s loaded.” “____, get back in there before I break your other leg.”
The Horned King
“You’ve interfered for the last time!” “Perhaps it would interest you to see what fate has in store for you.”
“Oh, my dear ____. I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.” “You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise.” “Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to use them all.” “You should have chosen your friends more carefully.” “All will bow before me!”
“Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, ____.” “So, ____. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make ____ happy?” “If you don’t have my money…” “Now, I lent you some money, and I don’t see it. Do you know what happens when I don’t see my money, ____?”
“So much for true love!” “My dear, sweet child. That’s what I do. It’s what I live for, to help unfortunate ___, like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to.” “It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man.” “Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven’t discussed the subject of payment. You can’t get something for nothing, you know.”
“It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*…” “How can you read this? There’s no pictures!” “This is the day your dreams come true.” “Say you’ll marry me.” “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had *feelings* for this monster.” “It’s over, ____! ____ is mine!”
“You will order ____ to marry me.” “____ *will* marry me!” “You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.” “I am your master now! “Trust me, my friend. You’ll get what’s coming to you.”
“Life’s not fair, is it?” “And you… shall never see the light of another day.” “Ahh, so you haven’t told them your little secret.” “Oh, no, ____. Perhaps *you* shouldn’t turn your back on *me*.” “Well, I suppose you’d have found out sooner or later, you being so clever and all.” “And remember… it’s our little secret.” “Oooh… I quiver with *fear*…” “I’m *surrounded* by idiots.” “Run. Run away, and never return.”
“I’ll have your head for this!” “How dare you!” “Well, I’ll just have to take it/you by force then, won’t I?” “This is my land!” “I make the laws here!” “That’s what guns are for.” “A mans not a man unless he knows how to shoot.”
“How dare you defy me!” “Mark my words, —, you will pay for this insolence.” “Look at that disgusting display.” “I know you helped him/her escape.” “You idiot! That wasn’t kindness, it was cunning!” “Dear boy/girl, whomever are you talking to?” “I think… you’re hiding something.” “I’ll find her/him. I’ll find her/him if I burn down all of ____!” “And this my thanks for taking you in and raising you as my son/daughter?” “These people are traitors, and must be made examples of.” “I can save you from the flames of this world, and the next. Choose me, or the fire.” “You’ve chosen a magnificent prison, but it is a prison nonetheless. Set one foot outside, and you’re mine.” “You don’t know what it’s like out there. I do. I do.”
“So you took care of him, huh? “Dead as a doornail.” Weren’t those your *exact* words?” “Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.” “I need somebody who can… handle him/her as a (wo)man.” “Well, you know, that’s good because that’s what got you into this jam in the first place, isn’t it?” “You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend/girlfriend’s life. And how does this creep/bitch thank you? By running off with some babe.” “(S)he hurt you real bad, didn’t (s)he, ___? Huh?” “We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.” “____, ____, ____, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? I own you!” “____, listen. Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!” “I can’t believe you’re getting all worked up over some “guy/chick.”” “Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn’t it just peachy?” “____, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-____. What exactly happened here?”
“I tire of your arrogance, ____. Bow to me!” “Looks like you’re all out of ideas.” “You took away my victory!”
“Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a (wo)man.” “Why? For 300 pounds sterling a head.” “Actually, I have you to thank, old boy/girl. Couldn’t have done it without you.”
“Excellent. A few drops in his/her drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and (s)he will be dead before dessert.” “Just think of it as you’re being let go, that your life’s going in a different direction, that your body’s part of a permanent outplacement.” “I know. It’s called a “cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.” “It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has… what was it again?” “Take him/her out of town and finish the job now!” “Why do we even *have* that lever?” “____! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing! It’s like I’m talking to a monkey.” “Fired? W-W-What do you mean, “fired”?” “Why, I practically raised him/her.” “That is the last time we take directions from a ____.” “This had better be good!” “_____ is dead, right? Tell me ____’s dead. I need to hear these words.”
“What’s to know? It’s big, it’s shiny, it’s gonna make us all rich.” “It’s called natural selection. We’re just helping it along.” “Looks like all our chances for survival rest with you, ____.” “Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us. Now, I’m going to count to ten, and you’re going to tell me where the crystal is. One, two, nine…” “I love it when I win.” “I consider myself an even tempered (wo)man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.”
“____ should learn to mind their own business.” “Maybe your ears don’t work so well.” “The girl was sniffing about.” “It’s that boy/girl. Methinks you have a soft spot for him/her.” “I say we kill ‘em all now.”
Oogie Boogie Man
“Well well well. What have we here?” “So you’re the one everybody’s talking about?” “It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”
“Gotta hand it to you, ____. When you dream, you dream big.” “Don’t you disrespect me, little man/lady!” “You’re in my world now, not your world.” “Y'all should have taken my deal.”
“Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful/handsome young lady/man. Oh look, you’re here too.” “I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year.” “YOU are not leaving this tower! EVER!” “Great. Now I’M the bad guy.” “____, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it’s very annoying!” “Dear, this whole romance that you’ve invented just proves you’re too naive to be here.” “Why would (s)he like you? Come on now, really. Look at you! You think that (s)he’s impressed?” “Please speak up, ____. You know how I hate the mumbling…” “Oh, ____, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?” “Everything I did was to protect YOU.” “Where will you go? (S)he won’t be there for you.” “Now, now, it’s all right. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be.” “You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.” “The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!”
“Sad as it is, ____ can not be allowed to ____.” “I’m not against her/him! I’m trying to *protect* her/him!” “Welcome to the boss level!”
“Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?” “Oh, ____. If only there was someone out there who loved you.” “I, on the other hand, am the hero who’s going to save ____ from destruction.”
“It’s still my word against yours.” “It really is too bad, I… I did like you!” “I framed ____; I can frame you too!”
Warning: My Safe
Haven is not 100% the same as the Nicholas Sparks one. I changed a few
things. I took out the dead wife as a friend because that just kinda
didn’t make sense to me in this. Just a heads up.
A/N: Let me know if you want to be tagged.
As Steve pulls into your drive you unbuckle, looking back at
a sleep Sarah and James who was playing on his phone.
hello~ I love your blog so much?? you write everyone so accurately and
realistically! if its not too much to ask, could you please write one
where you always see WinWin walking his dog around campus and always ask
to pet it?? I’m sorry this is so random, but thank you in advance^^
You really like that time of day when the cute boy with the fluffy Chow comes and meets you.
Hello! Long time no post ahh :| I’ve been insanely busy with assignments (even though I’ve only been at school for two weeks) but I couldn’t resist writing this imagine.
Feedback is greatly appreciated. I love to see what you all think of my writing :) It helps me improve which means better imagines woo! Also, feel free to request or just drop by my ask box for a chat :))
(Also I’m well aware that this is insanely short but its like 10:30pm and I should be asleep oops :’) )
Enjoy this short little drabble, requested by the lovely anon above ^
Warnings: None :D
Saturday was most definitely his favourite day of the week. There were never any meetings he had to attend, no videos had to be uploaded, and, most importantly, she had the day off work.
It was just them.
Blackbirds and wrens began chirping their dawn songs outside, perching themselves on the branch which hung just under his window. Despite the curtains in the room being shut, the early morning rays of sun streamed into the room, coaxing the young man out of the dreamland he was in.
Phil unplugged his phone from the charging port and turned it on to check the time. A small groan of annoyance escaped his lips as he saw that it was barely even ten o’clock. He slid on his glasses and rolled over, coming face to face with a halo of shiny hair. A smile crossed his face as he watched her peaceful form, her chest rising and falling softly with each breath.
Despite being fast asleep, she must’ve sensed that someone was watching her as she began to mumble nonsense under her breath; this made Phil chuckle softly. She stretched for a few moments before rolling onto her right side, coming face to face with the smiling man.
‘Good morning, little one.’
She squeezed her closed eyes tightly and let out a rather irritated grumble. (Y/N) obviously wanted more sleep, but she couldn’t be bothered turning back over onto her side again. Instead, she scooted closer to Phil and buried her face in his chest, wrapping the duvet tighter around themselves to keep warm.
Phil chuckled at her childishness before pulling her closer, his lips planting a delicate kiss on her neck.
‘You’re exactly like Dan,’ he mumbled with an amused shake of his head as she squirmed slightly in his arms. Phil had no idea why they both hated the feeling of something touching their necks; it confused the heck out of him. But, deep down, (Y/N) had a soft spot for his tiny butterfly kisses.
Phil’s left hand made its way to her scalp, slowly massaging the top of her head as he closed his eyes. She snuggled her face into his chest even more, letting the soothing scratching of his fingertips relax her. He merely smiled at her calmness, enjoying the feeling of her silky hair running through his hands.
They both knew that they had to get up soon; Phil was planning on filming a video with Dan later on. But, for now, they could just enjoy laying there and being in each other’s arms without anyone there to disturb them.
In wtnv it always seems that Carlos is the sensible and mature one and Cecil is the silly fan girl in there relationship . But In reality I think that half the time Cecil comes home to find Carlos doing something weird, Like trying to balance stuff on top of etchother or having one sided conversations with inanimate objects.
Or planing out conversation out loud.
Once he came home to find Carlos laying on his back on the sofa with his arms in the air holding a spoon making silly airplane noises.
Cecil would watch for a little wile just falling I love with him all the more.
After a bit he would pipe In saying ‘whatcha doing"
Carlos would jump blushing furiously trying to play whatever he was doing as something normal.
He would always answer. “ ahh science? Yea I’m doing science ”
Cecil would just smile fondly at his perfect man coming over for kisses and cuddles. With an affectionate “oh your so clever. All that science must be tiering . You better come snuggle with me I don’t want you overworking yourself.
Carlos would smile too. He liked being the little spoon. It was worm and he got to trace all the markings of Cecil’s tattoos .