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Star vs The Forces of Evil Wholesome Week Day3: “Culture Clash/Enrichment”

I’m a little late with this one, but here it is!XD

Marco: A castle with hundreds of rooms and no bathrooms! Unbelievable…

*sees guard*

M: Ah! A guard, maybe he’ll be able to point me to one.

M:Excuse me, where can I find a bathroom? I really gotta go!

*Hands bucket*

M:AHAHAHAH! You sure got me there for a second!

M:But seriously, where’s the toilet? I’m so going to pee my pants…

*Guard stares, not taking his shit.*

M:I…I huh…

*Awkward silence*

anonymous asked:

19:34 - Oddio non ci posso credere mi ha scritto!! Non pensavo che gliene potesse fregare un minimo di me e invece, sono troppo feliceee se senti degli urli sono io

Ahahahah che topina, sono stra felice per te❤

scrivetemi che ore sono e a che cosa state pensando

vimeo

lama aku tak kena fuck. ahahahah bdk KK, jumpa dekat KLIA2, stay melaka… :)

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Sloth

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noun

  1. 1.reluctance to work or make an effort; laziness.

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The light shone from the slightly open window and lit up the room. Though, in Joker’s opinion, nothing lit up the room more than the currently sleeping Harley Quinn. That’s just the sleep talking, he told himself. You’re awake,you idiot. 

Harley was smiling in her sleep and while part of him wanted to lie down next to her for the rest of her slumber, he also knew there was work to be done. He sighed and moved over to her side and shook her slightly, just enough to snap her out of her slumber. She looked drowsy and beautiful, “Puddin?” she mumbled and despite the fact that he was late and stressed, he couldn’t help but smile at his own sleeping beauty. 

“Baby, remember, we have that business meeting today,” he glanced down at his watch, “Ten minutes ago,” he muttered and she yawned. “It’s Saturday, Mistah J, let’s sleep in,” she coaxed, tugging off his jacket. He let out a sigh, he could never resist or deny her. Ever. “Don’t you wanna stay with me?” She was pouting and even he couldn’t help but lean down and kiss her, pressing a soft yet passionate kiss against her lips, she sighed happily.

“Fine. We’ll stay in. Only this once, Harley, we won’t be making this a regular thing. Understood?” He peeled off his shirt and went under the covers, holding her close to him. Harley shuffled closer and pressed another kiss to his lips, “Whatever you say, Daddy.” 

“You fucking minx,” he growled and she laughed, “Love you too, J,” He was screwed, he was so screwed. “I love you.” he mumbled, grinning when she shot up from the covers. “Did you just-” “Night baby, I thought you wanted to sleep in,” he teased.

“PUDDIN!”