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Audio samples of “The Matsuno Family’s Carefree Feeling” (Vol 3 and last volume), written by the series writer Matsubara Shuu. To be released on April 26, 2017.

01. Totty’s Wish
TODOMATSU: That’s why I can’t help myself from relying on you… Sorry about that! Having the reputation of oldest brother must be tough. I’ll ask Choromatsu-niisan this time. See you!
OSOMATSU: Wait, Totty, Totty!
TODOMATSU: Hm?
OSOMATSU: Here. Just 1,000 yen, okay?
TODOMATSU: Ehhhh?! I can have this?! [grabs] Thank you, oldest brother-niisan! No, I mean, Osomatsu-niisan. Sleep well now, okay? Bye!
[TODOMATSU leaves the room]
TODOMATSU: [sighs] And that’s about it.
ICHIMATSU: Oh my god, that was awesome!

02. Sunday Carpenter
CHOROMATSU: Ugh, it’s construction!
JYUSHIMATSU: Ahaha!
CHOROMATSU: Hm? Construction?
JYUSHIMATSU: Whoohoo!
CHOROMATSU: This isn’t construction! It’s him!
[CHOROMATSU runs outside]
CHOROMATSU: Keep it down! What is this?! Hey, Karamatsu! What’s this racket?
KARAMATSU: It’s Jyushimatsu.
CHOROMATSU: Eh?!
JYUSHIMATSU: Ahahaha!
CHOROMATSU: What is he doing?

03. Wake Up Candid Camera
JYUSHIMATSU: [whispers] Good morning.
ICHIMATSU: Morning.
JYUSHIMATSU: It’s five in the morning right now. I sure am sleepy.
ICHIMATSU: Sleepy.
JYUSHIMATSU: But it’s fun.
ICHIMATSU: Loads of fun. I could just die.
JYUSHIMATSU: Then let’s go enter the room.
ICHIMATSU: Let’s go. Let’s kill them all.
JYUSHIMATSU: Yep.

04. A Carefree Feeling
ICHIMATSU: [groans]
KARAMATSU: Hmph! It appears the time has come for me to sing a lullaby!
CHOROMATSU: By the way…
KARAMATSU: Eh?
CHOROMATSU: Where did that idiot go? I don’t see him around.
TODOMATSU: Eh? Oh, Osomatsu-niisan? I don’t know.
CHOROMATSU: Oh really.
KARAMATSU: Hmph! Then when everyone’s altogether, how about me singing a lullaby–
JYUSHIMATSU: By the way…
KARAMATSU: Hmm?
TODOMATSU: What’s the matter, Jyushimatsu-niisan?
JYUSHIMATSU: No, nothing.
TODOMATSU: Oh really.
KARAMATSU: Hmm…
CHOROMATSU: Alright then, let’s ignore that idiot and get some sleep.
TODOMATSU: I’m turning off the lights now.
ALL: Okay.
TODOMATSU: Good night.
ALL: Good night.
OSOMATSU: [enters the room] Hey, you guys! Let’s go out for ramen!

Ranch!AU x VIXX [1/2]

LR just had their comeback, and im hoping for a full vixx one soon!!! plus i feel like i have to polish my vixx writing skils, so here’s this cute horse ranch au!! may or may not do the younger line depending on if people want it ^^ 

Hakyeon

  • has a show jumping past,,,,dabbled in dressage and was coached to be part of the olympic team 
  • owns a grey dutch warmblood named hyde
  • quit show jumping after he decided that scene just wasn’t for him,,,,granted he looked amazing in the uniform,,,and was going to be a home favorite for the olympic team,,,,something about it just didn’t sit right with him
  • so he officially retired himself and hyde
  • and brought him out to live on a nice, spacious ranch
  • you’ve known about hakyeon ever since he started renting out a stable for hyde, especially since people all gossip about how ‘oh, he apparently broke a foot and that’s why he stopped performing’ or ‘heard he had a fight with the main coach’ ,,,, it was hard for you NOT to know him
  • but upon seeing him for the first time, tall and looking like some kind of regal prince,,,,,yet speaking so softly to his horse
  • you’d always assumed,,,,there was no way any of those rumors about him were true,,,,you could tell easily that hakyeon had made his decision not just for himself - but for hyde
  • and yeah ok you’ll admit it,,, you’ve always thought seeing him show jump again would be AMAZING,,,, but unlike others who’d push the suggestion on him and annoy him till no end
  • you just decided that you’d pine from afar,,,,enjoying being able to be in the same damn barn as him out of all things
  • until,,,,you were working late with one of the new rescue horses and you - for the first time - saw hakyeon leading hyde out to the pasture - all saddled up 
  • and you were like,,,,,is this 4 real,,,,,,so of course you had to go see
  • and to your shock (and utter excitement) hakyeon was wearing riding boots, and climbing up into the saddle,,,,patting the side of hyde’s mane
  • and,,,,right in front of your eyes,,,, you could see a glimpse of the jumper hakyeon,,,,with perfect posture and a focused expression
  • and when he and hyde set off,,,,,, jumping over one of the barrels of hay ever so effortless,,,you couldn’t help but have the instinct to clap
  • except,,,the noise gave you away and turning hyde back around hakyeon trotted his way over to you 
  • “trying to sneak a peek?”
  • he asked casually and you felt the embarrassment creep up into your cheeks.
  • “n,,,no!! sorry, i just know you’re this great performer and so is hyde and i just,,,,wanted to see,,,,”
  • hakyeon manages to keep a straight face for a couple seconds before breaking out into a chuckle. 
  • “it’s fine, no need to be nervous. how did we look out there, amazing i assume?”
  • you nod so fast you’re scared you might crack your neck,,,you’ve never seen a rider and a horse look so good together like he and hyde do,,,,and you just mumble that the jump looked so elegant - no wonder he was going to be an olympic champ
  • hakyeon shrugs, swinging one leg over and hoping out of the saddle. he says something about wanting to see how it felt,,,,sometimes he misses it 
  • you reach out to pet hyde’s muzzle and you can’t help but go,,, “im sorry to ask,,,,because im sure people never stop bugging you, but,,,,why did you stop-?”
  • hakyeon takes a deep breath. he combs his hand through hyde’s mane and shrugs.
  • “horses don’t deserve to be trapped in some small, noisy barn full of people that care more about some trophy than they do the animal. they deserve the outdoors, space to run around, and love. i wanted to give hyde all of that.”
  • you turn to look at him,,, his gorgeous side profile looks elegant against the back drop of the setting sun
  • he smiles, meeting his gaze with yours “and to do that, i had to bring him here.”
  • you feel your heart wrench just a bit,,,that hakyeon gave up something that must have promised him so much because he loved his horse,,,,,
  • you don’t know why but you nod and reach out to put a hand over his “hyde’s lucky.”
  • you realize how corny you sound after you say it,,,,so you pull back and try to hide your face
  • but hakyeon can’t forget it, he reaches over and ruffles your hair “he is, and he knows it. want to watch us do a couple more jumps?”
  • you agree happily and you watch them for a while longer
  • at some point hakyeon rides past you, winks and shouts that ‘this jump is just for you’
  • you don’t admit it,,,but it makes your heart do a little spin and,,,,you’re pretty sure hakyeon can tell you’re flustered (cuz he totally did it on purpose duh)

Ken

  • kind of a wannabe jockey,,,,kind of too broke to own his own horse LOL
  • is absolutely in love with this palomino paint horse who belongs to a rich, snobby kid whose never around
  • like the kid doesn’t even know the horses name,,,,,actually complained about it once because ‘love equation’ sounded to cheesy
  • but ken adORES it like a horse named love equation??? that’s so ken please
  • he always talks about how one day he’s gonna get off this ranch and make money being sponsored for his sport and he’s gonna BUY love equation from that brat
  • and everyone is like uhuh,,,,sure,,,,because all he is rn is a stable hand like HOW will he ever
  • but you,,,,believe in ken because you’ve never met someone so god damn ambitious and positive
  • and you two always end up with the messier jobs, like cleaning out barns and hauling feed,,,,,but you get through it because ken makes you laugh
  • sharing candy sitting up where they keep the hay and listening to him talk about his dreams,,,,,,,,it gives you energy
  • but there’s one thing about ken that you know gets him in trouble - and it’s the fact that he really,,,,,,literally,,,,,,,, can’t keep himself away from love equation
  • as in you see him one afternoon sneaking the horse out for a ride through the trails and you’re like kENNETH
  • and he’s like o H whats up didn’t see you there im totally not smuggling love equation out for a ride ahahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,dont-tell-anyone-please
  • you stare at him wide eyed because,,,,,,really,,,,,,,is he really doing this
  • ken’s shoulders slump and he mumbles that he knOWS it looks bad,,,but love equation gets so antsy not being taken out and really his owner just doesn’t care so how is it fair-
  • and you’re like “once. just this once, im going to pretend i didn’t see anything.”
  • you’re sure ken’s eyes light up more intensely than the sun,,,,,which you did not know was capable,,,,but it is
  • he throws an arm around you, pulling you into a close hug and nuzzling the top of your head
  • “you’re the best, the BEST, i will never forget this and i owe you - how about i take you out tonight as a thanks!!!”
  • and you’re blushing,,,trying hard to keep it cool at the sudden contact
  • and when you pull away you’re like “it,,,it’s fine j-just go before anyone else sees you”
  • but ken doesn’t budge he just leans closer and is like “but really, i do want to take you out.”
  • your eyes widen,,, “like a-a date?”
  • “yup!!! and hey, ill pay for it all too since you’re keeping this little secret for me!”
  • you blink and stutter that ,,,, it’s ok,,,, just a date where you two can enjoy yourselves is something you’d rather want than an i-owe-you
  • ken nods,,,,thinking a bit but going “ok, then ill owe you something else - but i do want to take you on this date. and i want to pay. although keep it cheap because my hourly wage is nowhere near as high as it should be.”
  • ,,,,,,,,,you and ken go on a cute date to a cute local bar,,,eat wings,,,,and ken puts his cowboy hat on you???? i think yes

Leo

  • is a trainer that works mainly with abused mare’s that are found straggling in the backwoods or that get left at the barn by past, unwilling owners
  • has been around horses since he was a kid,,,loves absolutely everything about them,,, can tell a horses’s breed, age, and comfortability with riders from like a mile away
  • actually does get competitive when it comes to winning a horses trust, which is why sanghyuk never lets him live down that fact that he broke his horse before leo could even try LOL,,,,sanghyuk voice: that’s right error only listens to me leo:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,someone hold me back before i throw a horseshoe at this kid
  • but leo has always had a magic touch with horses,,,maybe it’s the way he speaks softly and full of care, the way he knows how to make the animal feel safe
  • which is why when someone brings in a emaciated, agitated morgan mare leo takes to her immediately
  • with all her pinned back ears, barring teeth, and bucking - leo works every single day with her
  • he doesn’t care about the danger she presents when he tries to approach, he doesn’t care that he’s out in the pasture with her for hours under the hot sun
  • and everyone tells him,,,,,she just can’t be broken,,,, but leo knows the truth
  • in reality, no one even wants to deal with her aside from him, no one even seems to notice that he’s taken to calling her “shangri la”, that he’s managed - with immense difficulty - to come closer and closer
  • not until you end up at the ranch,,,desperately running through the stables, begging someone to help you
  • you run directly into a broad chest and look up to see a pair of dark eyes staring you down
  • “im,,,, im looking for my mare,,,, someone said the ranch here found her??”
  • “,,,,,,,,what breed is she?”
  • “a morgan, she broke out of our stables when someone left the gate unlocked and ,,,, and she’s been gone,,, for months,,, ive searched everywhere oh my god have you seen her???”
  • leo stays quiet, usually he isn’t one to feel sympathy for people who lose their horses
  • but he can hear the urgency in your voice, the cracking pain when you talk about the companion you’ve lost
  • and after a moment he motions for you to come with him
  • hopeful, you follow him out and when you see her - you burst into tears because she’s here,,,,
  • “starlight!” you callout, practically tripping over yourself to get to the gate
  • leo watches curiously as the mare lifts it’s head and instead of spooking, running as far away from you as possible, she lets you approach
  • and leo watches in utter shock as you place your hands on her nose, pressing your forehead against her muzzle 
  • shangri la,,,,or starlight as you call her,,,,doesn’t budge - doesn’t show any hint of agitation
  • when he comes closer he can hear you whispering apology after apology,,,,petting her gently and choking up on your words
  • when you turn,,,you thank leo for taking care of her,,,,,,,he nods, but you feel a slight hesitation between you two
  • you turn to look at starlight and then back at him and you go “have you ridden her?” 
  • with a shake of his head you grin,,,,, “she’s not saddle trained. i rode her bareback.”
  • shock seems to settle on leo’s unchanging expression. you nod and ask if he would want to see,,,,,,a while later he returns with a bridle and a horse of his own
  • “are you going to ride with me?”
  • he hands you the bridle and then with an easy motion lifts himself up onto the horse he brought with him, comfortable he motions to the trials 
  • “there’s an easy route we can take. i want to see how you and shangri la,,,,,,,,,,,,starlight pair up.”
  • you nod, and carefully, because it’s been a while,,,,you pull the bridle over her ears
  • as calm as ever, starlight lets you do as you used to and when you climb on her back she doesn’t even flinch
  • surprised, but satisfied leo gives you a small smile - a treasure not many can achieve
  • and he slowly tells you to stick close
  • he won’t admit it or anything but seeing your connection with starlight,,,,,it makes him believe that there are really people out there who loves horses as much as he does
  • and that he could get used to taking long trial rides with starlight,,,and of course with you 
  • bonus: he wears the flannel shirt with the buttons open i gtg 
Overheard at the Newsies
  • Me: MY SON!!!!
  • Also me: OMG LOOK IT'S MIKE!
  • Me as well: THAYNE IS EVERYWHERE
  • Me: It's starting!!!
  • Me for the next hour or so: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Me at intermission: I AM SCREAMING, DID YOU SEE THAT? WERE YOU ALL WATCHING?!?!
  • Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's starting again!!!
  • Me: MY SONS ARE BACK!!!
  • Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Me at curtain call: PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE RELEASING THIS? OMG MY SONS ARE BACK. THEY ARE DANCING AND HAPPY AND LOOK AT THEIR FLIPS AND JUMPS AND OH SHIT ANDREW IS HERE TIME TO CLAP AND HOLY SHIT IT'S JEREMY'S TURN AND AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE ALMOST FELL WHAT A DORK. I LOVE MY SONS

We really needed to know more about the cognitive world in conjunction with Akechi, and Akechi himself.

There are too many things to cover, but namely:

  • How did Akechi learn to navigate the Metaverse, on his own, at the age of fifteen? 
  • What was his first Palace? What did he learn from that first Palace?
  • When and how did he awaken to his respective Personas? Do they have conflict with one another?
  • What did he learn about his power when it awoke?
  • Did he exclusively use Palaces, or did he find out what Mementos was? If so, how?
  • What did he do about his situation- with the Metaverse that is- before approaching Shido?
  • How did he seal the deal with Shido? What were Shido’s terms?
  • Exactly what happened from then, up until Wakaba’s mental shutdown?
  • When and how did the first ‘running wild/berserk’ incident happen?
  • Did Wakaba have a Palace? What did Akechi learn from her Shadow (and Palace)?
  • How did Wakaba’s mental shutdown happen exactly? Was it a direct order, or a mistake by Akechi that Shido capitalised on?
  • What was Akechi’s reaction to Wakaba’s death?
  • What brought about the ‘Black Mask’? It’s heavily implied to be connected with Loki, but how?
  • When and how did Akechi become a detective in the first place, never mind ‘charismatic ace detective’?
  • What did Akechi learn about cognition over two and a half years?
  • Besides offering praise, it was obvious Shido threatened Akechi. Exactly how did he keep his distance, and control him as his puppet? How did he abuse him- psychologically? Emotionally?
  • What effect did this abuse have on Akechi’s cognition and developing Personas? Does it also affect the ‘Black Mask’?
  • When a bond was secured with Akira, how did Akechi respond?
  • What was his objective with Yald!Igor? Did he ever see his face, or the Velvet Room?
  • What does Yald!Igor, Robin Hood and Loki say to Akechi throughout his journey, at key points?
  • How in the hell does he hide his overall power from Futaba’s Persona?

This list is by no means exhaustive, but I needed it.. clear on paper, so to speak. God, there’s still so much we don’t know.

the pope rap

so my wife (who was raised catholic) likes it when I get drunk and talk about popes. this is because 1) I am a delightful drunk and 2) i know a confusing amount about the history of the catholic church (especially considering that I am Jewish) and so since I am very tired, which is a bit like being drunk, I will share with you some of my favorite popes. with apologies to all devout catholics in the audience, what are you doing here, turn away now, abandon all hope ye who enter:


Pope Nope: Otherwise known as Pope Celestine V. Pope Nope was the founder of the Celestine Order. Pope Nope lived as a hermit in quiet seclusion and modesty.  Pope Nope absolutely did not want to be Pope.  After sending an angry letter to the Church saying they should pick a Pope ASAP (they’d been hedging on it for like two years), the Church said, ‘This is it. This is the guy.’ Pope Nope promptly tried to flee the country.  The Church sent people to physically drag him to Rome. One of his first edicts was to declare that the Pope was allowed to abdicate.  Surprisingly, he abdicated five months later.

Pope Douchebag:  Pope Boniface VIII.  Came on after Pope Nope. Declared first Catholic Party Times (jubilee) in Rome in 1300 (in an attempt to revitalize Rome in general, and yanno raise money, an ongoing theme in this story). This should’ve made him kinda cool, except he pissed of the King of France and the poet Dante Alighieri, who he sort of let get kicked out of Florence. This resulted in Dante Alighieri writing one of the most beautifully elaborate revenge fics in Western literature.  Now, Nope Douchebag (as a modern Dante would surely have called him)  wasn’t dead when The Divine Comedy was published, but Dante made sure that in Inferno, the chapter related to hell and all the lovely punishments waiting there, to have a character point to a flaming hole in the ground and say “AND THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE GOING, POPE DOUCHEBAG. THIS HOLE. IT WAS MADE FOR YOU,” so there’s that.

Pope Evil: Pope Alexander VI aka the Borgia Pope aka that guy you get into a slapfight with in Assassin’s Creed 2.  Alleged crimes include extreme amounts of nepotism, murder, rape, bribery, etc, etc.  He probably wasn’t actually necessarily as evil as everyone always says (most of the incest and murder stories were told by his political enemies) but bribery and nepotism was sort of just what you DID when you were Pope back in the day. He probably did not look like Jeremy Irons. He did, however, paint really tacky images of his favorite mistress all over the papal bed chambers which led to…

Pope Badass I:  aka Pope Julius II deciding ‘screw this I am NOT sleeping in a former Borgia love nest’ and so he decided to commission the building of Saint Peter’s Basilica aka one of the the biggest loudest holiest of holy ‘oh father in heaven how will we even do this?’ pieces of catholic architecture in the world.  Pope Badass did not believe in doing things half way. Pope Badass wanted to be remembered. He commissioned an assortment of remarkable artists at the time.  Bramante, Raphael, Michelangelo, like, a ton of ninja turtles. In the mean time, he also did little things like decide to retake the Papal states, the territory around the city of Rome, which the Church had lost over the last few centuries. How did he decide to do this? By ordering all the cardinals to suit up, get their armor on, go on a road trip, they were going to war.  If a local government didn’t do what he wanted fast enough? He excommunicated the whole city.  Pope Badass didn’t do anything half way.  He originally commissioned Michelangelo to build his future funeral tomb, but forever annoyed the grumpy artist because he kept pulling him away to work on new little side projects

like

yanno

the Sistine Chapel.

Yeah.

Party Pope: Pope Leo X, Medici Pope – yeah, from those Medici. Party Pope was not about to let being a member of the Catholic Church stop him from living the high life of Florentine nobility. Party Pope believed in huge banquets for all his friends and selling lots of indulgences to pay off that big basilica Pope Badass decided to build. Party Pope held a big banquet in which gold plates were thrown in the river. Party Pope had an actual real live pet elephant with red shoes. Party Pope kept conveniently putting off the letters written by a fellow by the name of Martin Luther, who kept writing him to be “uh, hey Party Pope, maybe you are partying a bit too hard, maybe you should like, cut down on that a little….” Party Pope did not stop partying.

Look, we’re not saying the Protestant Reformation was kind of his fault.

But

The Protestant Reformation was kind of his fault.

Pope Buzzkill: Pope Adrian VI. German. Didn’t change his name upon accepting the papacy. Arrived in the massive Roman hangover left by Party Pope. Decided “okay, yes, Catholics, we are partying too hard, let’s do something about that” and proceeded to try and pass a number of very strict laws and measures to try and curb the partying ways of the Church at that time. He was deeply unpopular for this. Because COME ON, Pope Buzzkill, it’s the RENAISSANCE.

He was so unpopular that, after his death, the Catholic Church did not elect another non-Italian Pope for some 500 years. Pope John Paul II. Yeah. As in the guy who was Pope 20 years ago.

They really didn’t like Pope Buzzkill.


Pope Weenie: SO THEY ELECTED ANOTHER MEDICI TO THE PAPACY. YEAH! CLEMENT VII!  PARTY POPE II! THINGS WILL BE AWESOME NOW! WE CAN HAVE MISTRESSES AND BRIBE EVERYONE AND GIVE OUR NEPHEWS HIGH POLITICAL POSITIONS AND

wait

France and The Holy Roman Empire are at war right now?

wait, why is Charles V coming over the scenic Italian countryside with all those really angry men

Yes, ladies and gentleman, through a general inability to manage the conflicting pressures from France and and the Holy Roman Empire, Pope Weenie wound up preciding 1527 over the Sack of Rome, in which the Holy Roman Emperor parked his expansive army in that big half constructed basilica that Pope Badass had decided to start building way back when.

Oh, and Pope Weenie didn’t grant Henry VIII that anullment he wanted. We’re not saying that the formation of the Anglican church was his fault. But it was kinda his fault.

Pope Badass II: Common lore says Pope Badass II aka Sixtus V got his start as an illiterate swineheard born to a peasant family in the Papal States. He rose his way up through the ranks through guile, beautiful oratory skills, and a will of iron. Pope Badass II was aware that as Pope, he did not have long on this earth, and he would get shit DONE.  When he looked at that unfinished basilica that Pope Badass I had started, Party Pope had sold indulgences to fund, and Pope Weenie had let troops run through, he said “You know what this needs? A finished dome.” He asked his architect how long this would take.

“Five years,” said his architect, trying to be optimistic. It would really take more like ten years, given all the work that still needed to go into and–

“Great,” said Pope Badass II, “Do it in two.”

AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

Pope Badass II also is amazing for his response to the sinking of the Spanish Armada, in which Queen Elizabeth managed to blow up a ton of ships belonging to Spain, which was at that time only, you know, the most powerful catholic nation in Europe. Was Pope Badass II pissed at this defeat against protestant forces? Who knows, but HE ALSO SEEMED TO THINK THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING HE’D EVER HEARD AND PRETTY MUCH WENT AHAHAHA THIS WOMAN WHO OWNS HALF AN ISLAND JUST TOTALLY WIPED THE FLOOR WITH THE SPANISH THAT IS AMAZNG HE WOULD TOTALLY MARRY QUEEN ELIZABETH IF HE WEREN’T POPE.

“Imagine what progeny we would have!” <— pretty much the quote. yes, ladies and gentleman, this is the VICAR OF CHRIST declaring that he would totally do Queen Elizabeth I.

Sadly, Pope Badass I also did some things that were not so badass. He was responsible for a lot of the Catholic Church’s harsher stances on birth control and abortion, of which we still see many the effects of today, so perhaps this puts maybe a bit of a damper on the true badassery he could have otherwise attained.

But one cannot deny he had excellent taste in ladies.

And also he got them to finish that dang dome.


And that’s my Pope Rap. Please feel free to add to it if you are a giant nerd like me and have collected random trivia about medieval and renaissance artists and political figures.  Perhaps, now that I have written this, my wife will no longer have to hear me talk about this every time I have like, half an appletini.

Perhaps. Perhaps.

But probably not.

HOLY GAJEEBUS HOLD ME-

Exo Cup Fanmeeting in Japan 170514

Wow were we blessed today

Japan has now become my second favorite place for CB moments~ 

AFTER YEARS 

CHANBAEK HAS FINALLY DONE THAT BALLON THANG AND HECK WAS IT AMAZING

They were the same team (the blue team) and look at how our royal couple absolutely wrecked the other two threesomes wowowowowoowowowow we always knew they had great chemistry :D they just work well together

LOOK AT THIS HD QUALITY PICTURE WOWOWOW MY MY AREN’T WE BLESSED

WOw. Such a lovely view of their backsides :,)

Mmm yes Park Chanyeol demonstrate some more please (Lol I’m that girl having a seizure in the right corner)

If y’all already don’t know, this is the ballon popping game they are demonstrating (y’all can already smell the fan service can’t you?)

Lol. Me being the evil fangirl grumbling “Seriously? The ballon is such a cockblock”

(Chants: “kiss kiss kiss kiss”)

Lol I love that the ballon is a heart. It really accurately represents what’s about to happen. 

Now…let the games…begin

Bless. I love how Baekhyun is just low-key hugging the man’s Park Chanyeol (I KNOW IT’S FOR THE GAME BUT LET ME DREAM. THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE OTHER THAN OTHER CB MOMENTS)

Now a backside view. The games haven’t even started and Baekhyun is already putting his arm around Chanyeol’s waist ahhhhhhhhh

MM they look like they’re on a honey moon

Lol even closer please

Baekhyun’s so ready for this

And here’s a closer view

“Ah yes we are Korea’s number one coup- I mean pair ahahaha.”

Awww Baek looks so fond I can’t

Ah yes Height difference

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

What an aesthetic couple

Aw Chan looks like a kid XD Showing off his prize

Baek: “We may have won this trophy but we already won each other’s heart”

Oh look at that eye contact. Wowowowow did you see how Baekhyun leaned in slightly looking straight at Chanyeol? Hmmm why did Chanyeol look so startled. I wonder what he thought Baekhyun was doing. What if he thought it was…a kiss? AHH LET ME DREAMMMM. But honestly that eye contact and the way Baekhyun kinda just instinctively leaned in. I mean yeah Chanyeol could’ve been surprised that Baekhyun was staring at him but really I feel (or it looks) like there is some tension. Sexual tension maybe? Just the way Baekhyun is looking at him like that really gets me slightly suspicious

Lol I wonder. Isn’t it uncomfortable for Baekhyun to lean on Chanyeol like that since Chan is taller? XD

That looks so awkward XD

And ending with some creepy synchronization XD

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW THE FANS AT THIS FANMEET ARE SO LUCKY

ALSO I’M LATE AGAIN SORRY I REALLY WISH I LIVED IN KOREA XD

Stop Lying

Pairing: Newt Scamander X Reader 

Requested: No

A/N: Just something that I thought would be fun to write, thanks for reading!

*****

“You’re fired.”

Your eyes widen, processing what was just said. You blink a couple times and smile, your boss was clearly joking. Oh that funny, funny man…

“Ahahaha, that a good one,” you cry, laughing and patting your boss on the back. He stood there, standing stiff with a firm look on his face. You wipe tears of laughter from your eyes. “You almost got me there, for a second, I-”

“(Y/N).” he says sternly.

You look at him properly and see that his face hasn’t changed, his lips in a solid straight line, unwavering. You finally realize that he wasn’t kidding. A heavy weight drops in your chest.

“Wait, you’re serious?” you start to feel light headed and very, very worried. “Why? What did I do?”

Your boss sighs, shaking his head.

“You are a phenomenally dedicated worker but I don’t think that your, umm, personality matches with the all seriousness of the office.” he pauses before continuing. “You do get your assignments done but not without causing ruckus and chaos around your co-workers. You are happy and bubbly but some would even go so far to call you annoying and uncoordinated. Heck, you were just laughing because you thought I was joking.”

Your heart sinks, did everyone really think of you that way?

“I think…that you have the potential to do amazing things, it’s just that here isn’t where you will find it.”

“But, I need this job. I need the money.” you sniffle, tears dangerously threatening to fall. You could barely get along with the money you earned working for the lower class of the Daily Prophet, what were you going to do now?

“I’m sorry and I wish you good luck in the next chapter of your life.”

*****

You mutter profanities under your breath as you wave your wand around your small office, the last of your belongings floating into a cardboard box.

Hesitantly, you force down the lid of the box, sealing it shut. You look around the now empty office room, the first and only place you’ve ever worked.

“Lighten up,” you murmur to yourself as you pick up the box to leave the room for the final time. “I’m an optimistic person. Maybe the boss is right, maybe this is a new start. I will find a new job.”

On the way out of the building you spit a board covered in random posters and advertisements. You eyes scan them quickly, there were no new job opportunities at all.
Losing hope for the day you start to walk away when something catches your eye.

The corner of a small blue poster was peeping out underneath a couple of the larger ones. You gently dig past them until you get to the one you wanted.

“Help wanted.” you read, starting to get excited. “Magizoologist in need of assistance.”

You frown, knitting your eyebrows together. A Magizoologist was a person who worked with creatures. Magical creatures. You shudder.
You were never fond of animals and you weren’t sure if a job revolving around them would be ideal for you. But you had no choice, this was the only option for now.
You jot down the important information and decide that you would go for an interview the following day.

*****

You nervously straighten your shirt, waiting on a bench outside of an office in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures.

“Come in.” a friendly voice beckons from within.

You take a deep breathe and enter.

Sitting in the middle of the office was a young man, probably around your age, with curly, messy red-brown hair.

“Hello!” you say cheerfully. “I’m here for the opportunity to be an assistant, I hope that I am not too late.”

“No, not at all! Please, sit.” the man answers with a cute lopsided smile. You sit and take a closer look at him, really admiring his features. Freckles decorated his face and his green eyes shone with curiosity. He was good looking. Very good looking. You mentally traced the curve of his beautiful cheek bones, defined jaw line…

“I’m sorry Miss, is there something on my face?” he awkwardly clears his throat, signalling that things were getting weird.

“No!” you say a little too loudly, snapping out of your trance and sitting up straighter, fighting hard to cool down the blush that was threatening to bloom.

“Alrighty then. I’m Newt Scamander, and you are?” he asks, going to straight to business.

“(Y/N) (L/N).”

“So tell me (Y/N), have you had any experience with magical creatures?”

You twiddle your fingers, fidgeting in your seat. No, you hadn’t and to be frank, you never wanted to. But this was your only shot, you had to get this job.
Hesitantly, you nod, trying to look as calm and confident as possible.

Newt doesn’t question anything and continues.

“Have you worked with Thunderbirds, Erumpents, Occamies…”

He goes on and your head swirls with information and images of these creatures, each sounding even worse and more horrific than the last.

Again, you nod, becoming more uncomfortable with lying with each passing second.

“Congratulations, you’re hired! We will get started right away!” he seemed excited, and you smiled, trying not to let it fall or waver.

You’d be fine right? Besides, they were just simple lies?…

*****

So far your experience had been great, you and Newt had grown very close. You never really had to go near any of the creatures and mostly took notes for Newt. Although you did scream a couple of times when the Swooping Evil came flying out of no where, thankfully, Newt wasn’t around at the time. On the bright side you hadn’t died yet. You had also grown accustomed to the creatures and started to feel a connection to them…sort of. However, you still not so subtly refused to go near them. Newt definitely didn’t suspect anything…yet. Hopefully.

Today was like no other, inside of Newt’s suitcase with your notebook, jotting down everything Newt was muttering under his breath about Mooncalves. Your hand started to cramp from all the writing and you accidentally dropped your pencil.

“Why don’t you take a break? You’ve been working hard, you deserve it.” he drops down to pick up his pencil and you can’t help but admire how his hair flawlessly fell over his face.

Oh yeah, you were crushing hard on your boss that was basically the same age as you. Not weird at all.

“Is there something on my face again, (Y/N)?” he asks, you were probably gazing at his beautiful face again. You become stiff, preparing to die of embarrassment, this happened wayyyyyy too often.

“Damn, it! Snap out of it!” you mutter quietly to yourself.

“Excuse me?” he blinks a couple of times, a small smile appearing on his face.

“Umm, nothing! I’ll, uh, be on my way!” you let out super quickly, your words stumbling over each other, making it sound as though you were saying one super long word.

He chuckles as he watched your stiff figure shuffle away.

“Oh, (Y/N)!” he calls urgently, making your heart flutter. You turn to face him, he wasn’t looking at you in the eyes. Maybe he was about to confess his feelings and prove that the feelings you had were mutual? TAKE THAT HATERS.

“Can you feed Frank afterwards? He’s feelings cranky with me and I think that some other social contact would be good for him.”

You panic, trying not to hyperventilate right there and then.
Crap, you were afraid. Crap, you didn’t know how. Crap, you were screwed. Crap, you were going to die. Crap, you couldn’t refuse. Crap, this is your job. Crap, Newt is so attractive.

Instead of telling him the truth, you nod.

“Of course!…”

*****

“Hi there Frank…” you say, gently approaching the magnificent beast with a bucket full of its favourite food; you had no idea what it was, and you’d like it to stay that way.

“I’ve come with food?…”
Why that came out as a question, you didn’t know but that was the least of your worries, you were shaking uncontrollably, the bucket threatening to fall from weakening fingers.

He squawks, his feathered head quickly approaching you. You shriek loudly, the bucket falling with a clang and you following close after. You heart pouncing harshly against your rib cage.

Frank looks puzzled at you but seems to shrug, ruffling his feathered wings before swooping down to munch on his fallen meal.

You slowly scoot away, still lying pathetically on the ground.

You hear light laughter behind you and your face flushes as you scramble back up on to your feet.

“He was just trying to nuzzle you.” Newt says, still chuckling softly. You huff and he strides to your side with your long legs, giving you a quick hug. You savour it, probably looking like an idiot, but you didn’t care, your heart was still pounding because if Frank.

“(Y/N), you don’t have experience with creatures, do you?” he finally says, breaking the silence.

“Haha, what gave you that idea? I totally am…” you say sheepishly.

“Stop lying,” he says sternly, yet slightly amused.

“Okay fine. Am I fired now?…”

“No, I would never do that to you…but I’d like an explanation.”

So you tell him and he forgives you and understood why you did it. He offered to train you himself and you accepted. You two would be spending even more time with each other and neither if you were going to complain about that.

Bill Cipher x Reader Oneshot XD

Gravity Falls One-Shot????

AUTHOR’S BABBLES: HEY THERE! The reason I put the question marks behind the title is because I WILL continue this story if you want me to, so, it technically wouldn’t be a one-shot. I don’t know where I would go with this story after this “chapter” though, so if you want me to continue it, you dudes will have to give me some ideas. PM me some ideas for new chapters if you want me to continue this. Of course, I might just make this into a book of one-shots. So, I hope you enjoy this chapter I put together. Also, Bill’s personality is sweeter than it is usually in most fanfics. He’s still cocky, though. LOL Now, without further a due, Human!Bill Cipher x Reader x Dipper (theres a little bit of x Dipper in here) and enjoy the “Love Triangles” in this story (AHAHAHA see what i did there? I AM HILARIOUSSS!) NOTE: This was just for fun  and it was inspired by other fanfics, so don’t accuse me of stealing ideas. Also, this story is only for girls to read. Sorry..

((….)) = Author’s In-Story Babbles

Italics = you thinking

Bold Italics = Bill’s voice in your mind

(….) = Extra Thought

(Y/N) = Your Name

(F/F) = Favorite Food

(E/C) = Eye Color

(H/C) = Hair Color

(H/L) = Hair Length

POV = Point Of View

*Bold* = Transition

*Third Person POV*

You stepped out of the car and inhaled the crisp autumn air of Gravity Falls. It had been two years since you had been here, and you were thrilled to have come back. You ran up the porch steps and to the front door with your suitcase in tow behind you. Before you could knock, the door opened and you were tackled by a boy and girl about your age. “(Y/N)!” Mabel screamed excitedly. Mabel was hugging you tightly around the waist and Dipper was hugging around your shoulders.

You made you way inside and up to the attic, greeting and hugging Stan, Wendy and Soos as you passed. Up in the attic, you found that a little cot had been set up for you against the wall on Dipper’s side of the attic. You dumped your suitcase onto your cot and unpacked the clothes you wanted to wear the rest of the day. You unpacked a yellow tank top with black lace trimming the bottom edge, dark gray skinny jeans, a black cardigan with elbow-length sleeves, and black flats.

“Ooh…why all the fancy clothes, (Y/N)?” Mabel smirked raising an eyebrow.

“Well, I have a little, uh, date later.” You admitted, smirking a little yourself. It wasn’t a planned date, but you knew he was going to show up.

“Oh, gotcha,” Mabel grinned and gave a double wink.

Dipper sat on his bed and watched you. You admittedly felt a little guilty for confessing you had a date in front of him, because you know he used to have a crush on you. A sad look flashed across his face before he noticed you were watching him. He turned away and blushed a bit.

You retreated to the bathroom to change your clothes. You headed back up into the attic. “How do I look?” You said doing a little spin. Mabel gasped, and ran up to hug you excitedly. “You look AMAZING!” She exclaimed, jumping up and down with excitement. “Now we gotta do your hair and makeup,” She said, putting her hands on her hips. You laughed and turned around to face Dipper, deciding you needed a guy’s opinion on your apparel.

“Hey, Dipper, how do I look?” You said reenacting your small spin. His eyes went wide as he looked at you. A light dusting of pink pricked his cheeks as he said, “Y-you look beautiful, (Y/N),” You giggled at the heartfelt, if not somewhat forced compliment. An awkward silence crept into the room.

“KIDS! Time for dinner!” You heard Stan yell from downstairs. You glanced at Dipper who looked relieved.

*Le Wild Time Skip Appears*

After dinner you went back up to the attic and let Mabel do you up for your date. She put your hair in a styled up-do and put light brown eyeshadow on your eyelids. She put a light dusting of tan foundation on your face and neck and dusted your cheeks with pinkish-orange blush. She put on the finishing touches by putting a small amount of mascara on you and touching up your lips with natural color lipstick. You looked in the mirror. Her work was flawless.

By the time you got done with your makeover, it was 7:45. You figured you should probably get going. You grabbed some dangly golden earrings from your suitcase and hastily put them on. You started down the stairs and out the front door. Mabel stopped you and put a delicate gold chain around your neck. The silver heart pendant rested just above your collarbone. It was beautiful. You thanked Mabel as she hugged you and gave you a wink. “Be careful with that guy.” she said smirking from the doorway.

Butterflies fluttered around in your stomach as you made your way to a clearing in the woods that you had claimed as your own a few years ago.

You hadn’t seen him in two years. Was this going to end up awkwardly? You carefully twisted around roots and trees and eventually walked into the clearing. You checked your phone to see the time and the screen flashed 8:02. The sun had already gone down and the moon above you shone down brightly, making the necklace Mabel had given you glint with every movement you made. You stared up at the stars in wonder. In the city there weren’t nearly as many visible as there were tonight.

You crossed over to the opposite end of the clearing and sat down beside a small stream. You laid back on a rock and listened to the sounds of the water rushing over the stones and small logs that made up the stream bed.

*Your POV*

Suddenly, I felt a warm presence beside me. I looked over to see the same golden blonde hair, yellow suit, bowtie, top hat and black slacks that he had had two years ago. He hadn’t changed at all. He looked over at me with a smirk. “Missed me, did ya (Y/N)?” He moved his hand down to grab mine. He intertwined our fingers and said sweetly, “I missed you.”

He sat up pulling me along with him. He picked me up bridal style and sat down on a nearby log. He positioned me so I was sitting on his lap with my legs wrapped around his waist. He looked at my face, studying it. “You haven’t changed at all,” he said with a cute grin. “Really?” I asked, puzzled. “I thought I would have changed so much. I was actually worried what seeing you again would be like because of how much I thought I had changed.” I said quickly and blushed. “Nope,” He chuckled and planted a kiss on my forehead. “You’re still my favorite little (Y/N). Everything’s the same. I mean, your body’s developed a bit more,” he said with a wide smirk. I blushed even harder. “But other than that you’re still the same.”

He brushed some stray hair out of my eyes and I laid my head against his chest. He kissed the top of my head and wrapped his arms behind my back. He started rocking backwards and forwards as if I were a little girl who was having trouble sleeping.

He took his hands away from my back and put one under my chin to let me look at him. “What time are your folks expecting you to be back?” He inquired. “I need to be back before 11:00.” I replied. He brightened up even more (if that was even possible). “Good,” he said with a wide grin. “We’ll have time to go do some of the things we used to do.”

He picked me up off of him and set me on the ground. He intertwined his fingers with mine again as we started walking. “Where do you wanna go, cupcake?” ((Yes, yes. it’s all true. I did take this nickname from another fanfic XD)) Wow. I forgot he used to call me that. I thought. Suddenly a voice came on in my head, Really? You forgot? Haha that was like my one and only nickname for you. The voice sounded as if it was mocking being emotionally stabbed in the back. I mentally face palmed. I also somehow forgot you could read my mind…

“Well, I asked you a question, cupcake. Where do you wanna go first?” He said out loud as he squeezed my hand. I immediately responded with, “The amusement park!” He laughed out loud. “You’re adorable.” He raised my hand up and kissed it. “Aw, c’mon. I’m not adorable,” I said, “You’re the one who’s adorable.” I poked at his stomach with my free hand. “Awww.. That wasn’t fairrr,” He said mocking tears. “Could we please just go to the amusement park?” I asked, putting on a pouty face. He straightened up and put a finger under my chin. “Now no need for that.” He said tapping my nose. I giggled. “Let’s just go…” I said with a smile. He picked me off of the ground and into his arms bridal style again. “Anything for you, babe.”

With that we were teleported to the amusement park. There were neon lights everywhere and in the distance I could see the ferris wheel. It was beautiful here. All the lights and the smell of various foods. The people all around were talking and laughing and there was carnival music coming from in the direction Merry-Go-Round. This kind of place just gave me a sense of being a little kid again. ((sorry for lack of good description here. i’ve never actually been to an amusement park like this at night so i didn’t have many foresights of how it would look and feel.))

Bill materialized twenty dollars and bought us tickets in. Once we were in, it was my turn to drag him places. I grabbed his hand and dragged him to a place that sold (F/F). We bought two orders of (F/F) and went to check out more rides and attractions for a little while. Bill stopped at one ride and just stood there and stared for a minute. It was a drop ride. ((Like Tower of Terror at Disneyland)) Bill grabbed my hand and started pulling me towards the front gate of the ride. There is NO way I’m going on that. I thought as I tried to pull away from Bill’s grip. He turned around and playfully tugged at some of my hair. “C’mon, It’ll be funnnn.” Bill said as he tugged me slowly toward the ride. Eventually I gave in and just resorted to my plan that when the ride started up, I would just hold on to Bill’s arm. We gave the ride operator two tickets and he opened the gate for us. Bill sat us on the side of the ride from which we could see the most of the park. He helped me into my seat and then proceeded to take his. He lowered the lap bar over us and the other ride operator came around to make sure all of the bars were locked down. He flashed a thumbs up to the operator at the gate who gave him a small thumbs up in return. It looked as if he pressed some buttons and then the ride started rumbling. My feet were picked up off the ground and we went higher and higher. I reached for Bill’s hand. He chuckled and let me hold onto him. I looked up and saw we were nearing the top of the ride. We traveled up a couple more feet before I heard a click. All of the sudden we were being dropped through the air. I felt weightless. It was a feeling that I adored and dreaded at the same time. I buried my face in Bill’s sleeve. I felt his other hand come and rest on the back of my head to comfort me. He was screaming though. Screaming in delight. He loved thrill rides thats for sure. We landed slowly at the bottom of the ride and then before I knew it we were being shot up through the atmosphere again.

After a few more of this cycle of raising and dropping us, the ride was over. Bill unfastened our safety bar and helped me down from my seat. My feet touched the ground and I wobbled, falling into Bill. “Whoa, whoa. It’s ok,” The tone of his voice made it obvious that he was smirking. I looked up at him to see that his hair was all messed up from the ride. It was adorable when his hair was messed up. I assumed mine was messed up too. He let me lean on him as we walked out through the gate. We stopped at a food vendor and Bill bought us some cotton candy. We sat down on a bench and he put his arm around my waist. I laid on his shoulder and we slowly ate the cotton candy. I looked at my phone to check the time. The screen flashed the numbers 10:37 at me. I nudged Bill.

“Yeah, cupcake?” He said. I showed him the screen and a small frown came to his face. he sighed and pulled me closer to him. “I don’t want this night to end,” he said. His face lit up all the sudden. “Wait! There’s still one more place we’ve gotta go before I take you home.” He squeezed me to his side before taking my hand and pulling us up off the bench. He threw away the cotton candy stick away and led me in another direction. “Close your eyes, babe,” Bill said in my ear. His breath was tickling my neck as he spoke. I did as I was told and closed my eyes. What came after that was unexpected. After my eyes were closed, he grabbed my shoulders and spun me around. “Ahhhh! Bill!” I said starting to open my eyes. “Nope! keep ‘em closed, Cupcake.” I closed my eyes again and he stopped spinning me. “What was that even about?” I asked, giggling a little. “I had to get you disorientated so you wouldn’t know where we’re going.” He said and laughed. He took my hand and intertwined our fingers. The other hand traveled to my back as he led me to our last ride of the night.

“Alright you can open your eyes now.” He said after a few minutes, and squeezed my hand. I opened my eyes to find that we were standing in front of the ferris wheel. ((ah, yes. the good old ferris wheel, where every romance story eventually ends up. sorry if this was too predictable… XD)) I stared up at it. From the other end of the park, it looked small, but from here, it towered in front of me. Bill gave the ride operator two tickets and we took our seats. The lap bar closed on us automatically and we were hoisted up into the sky as other riders got on.

*Bill’s POV*

I put my arm around (Y/N) as we were slowly brought into the air. Our legs dangled loosely off the edge of the seat and (Y/N) kicked hers playfully. I moved my arm so it was around her waist and leaned over to kiss her cheek. She blushed at this and I smirked. “You’re so cute when you blush,” I said lifting up her chin. This made her blush more and I chuckled. Soon we were at the top of the ferris wheel. “I brought you up here because this ferris wheel was where we ended our first date too. Remember?” I asked. She smiled and nodded her head. I leaned my forehead against hers and laughed a little. “You remember that but you don’t remember that I used to call you ‘Cupcake’? Come on!” I laughed, throwing my head back before letting it come to rest on her forehead again. I squeezed her to my side and she laid her head on my arm.

I put my hands on either side of her face and looked into her (E/C) eyes. She stared back into mine. ((sorry I’m making it so he has two eyes. deal with it. XD)) I caressed her cheek with my thumb. I could feel myself blushing lightly. I leaned forward and kissed her cheek and let my kisses trail down until I was pecking along her jaw. I let my fingers run through her (H/L) (H/C) hair (Her up-do had come out on the drop ride). She wrapped her arms around my neck and brought me closer. I nuzzled her neck with my nose, making her giggle and pull back a little. I smirked and continued, making her giggle more. “Agh! Bill! That tickles, stop it!” she said in between laughs.

*Your POV*

Bill stopped nuzzling my neck and snapped his fingers. The color slowly drained from everything and everyone except us. I gave him a questioning look. “What?” He asked, “Now we can stay up here as long as we want.” he smirked and pulled me closer again. He did have a point. In the Dreamscape, there was no time. We could stay out here as long as we wanted. Still, I thought it would be dishonest. “Yes, but not as long as you want.” I replied smirking at the pouty face that Bill made in response to what I said. “Aww, why not??” He asked while giving me puppy eyes. “Hey,” I said, “I never said that we couldn’t stay out a little later,” Bill brightened up. “But..” He narrowed his eyes. “We’ve gotta stay at the ferris wheel.” I finished. He gave me an ‘are you serious?’ look and rolled his eyes. “Party-pooper..” He said playfully under his breath. I laughed at his childlike attitude. He reached up and tugged at some of my hair, forcing me to come closer. I smirked and pulled at some of his hair also, forcing him to come even closer. Our faces were mere inches from each other.

*Bill’s POV*

It had been so long since I had been this close to (Y/N). This human body and the hormones weren’t helping much with my newfound anxiety. My breathing was becoming slightly shaky, and so was the rest of my body. My eyes kept darting over her face. I looked at her eyes then her cheeks and her forehead, her hair. Then finally my eyes started darting to her lips every so often. I think (Y/N) noticed a few times because she started blushing. I wanted to kiss her, but I didn’t know if she wanted me to kiss her. My hands went behind her back and I clung to her and I made the move.

I leaned in and my lips brushed against hers. She wrapped her arms around my neck and that was my signal. I closed the tiny gap in between our mouths and pressed up against her. My hands traveled up into her hair and she kept her lips pressed on mine.

*Your POV*

He was kissing me. I ran my fingers through his golden hair and he ran his hands through mine as we shared that embrace. I marveled at how much I had missed this. Two years without Bill was too much. I savored this moment as his lips moved slowly and smoothly against mine. Bill kept pulling me closer. He bit my lip slightly as he moved his hands to my waist again. I would need air soon. I pressed my lips up against his one more time before we both came up for air.

He leaned his forehead on mine and we both sat there and breathed deeply. I could hear the shakiness of his breathing and chuckled a little to myself. He looked into my eyes and smiled. Not a smirk, but a real genuine smile. He pecked me on the lips again before snapping his fingers. Color returned to the world and I leaned against Bill’s arm. He put his arm around my waist as our seat glided down to the ground once more.

We got off the ride and walked down to the other end of the park hand in hand. I checked my phone and the display flashed 10:54. “Bill, I’ve gotta get home now.” I said as I squeezed his hand. He looked at the phone and picked me up, carrying me bridal style out of the park. He transported us to the edge of the forest outside The Mystery Shack.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, right cupcake?” He asked. “Yeah,” I replied. “I should be available.” I smirked at him. With that he leaned down and pressed his lips against mine again. He pulled away and whispered, “Bye, babe.” and then he was gone.

Hiya! Here’s the stats:

Word count: 3,620 words (Including these and Author’s Babbles)

Paragraph count: 57

Page count: 6 (on original document)

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Hello Fukuoka! (02/21)

Special thanks to (@aseria) for proofreading (^_-)-☆

Visual Board Tour Event:

Sendai | Sapporo | Hiroshima | Fukuoka


Mitsuki: Let’s begin for today! IDOLISH7’s web program…

All: Kimi to ‘Ai'dolish Nai to~!

Iori: This web program is presented by the seven of us, IDOLISH7, and takes place the same time as our tour to seven cities, “Visual Board Tour”.

Mitsuki: It’s sad that we had to leave Hiroshima. But starting today on February 21, we are visiting Fukuoka! People of Fukuoka, please take care of us~!

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anonymous asked:

"Hey Todoroki, lemme smash?" WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS BEAUTY (I can just see actual question marks floating over BOTH of their heads)

Shouto goes to Kirishima and Kaminari for help bc they know what’s up with internet bullshit and they don’t say anything helpful or explain anything, they just tell him to respond with:

Izuku and Shouto eventually learn about the video and are absolutely mortified.

Yoosung - Valentine’s Day Special

 After you chose the innocent and youngest boy, as if affected by a spell, you felt tired. Your body was heavy and your eyelids were closing instinctively. Just as if you hadn’t slept for days. You gave up quickly, without reading the messages.

 Some hours later, you woke up feeling a lot better. Unlikely before, your body seemed extremely light. You looked for your phone and found it on the bed table. It was already 7AM. Your first thought was about the chats you lost.

 That moment you noticed what was wrong. Firstly, that wasn’t your bed. You weren’t in your room either. It was a very different place. Moreover, none of your apps or contacts were in your phone.

 You started to freak out a little. How did you get there? It was a pleasant and comfortable apartment, maybe someone’s house. Yet you didn’t find anyone. The best choice would be to leave.

 When you went to get your phone on the bed, you noticed a letter was on the bed table. The sender was… Cheritz?!

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So, I posted earlier that I received my SS Arigatou Anthology and I promised I’d do a “review” post later on. I actually wasn’t expecting to receive my copy until midway March or so because that’s what it said on the website I used to track my book. Just imagine how surprised I was when the mailman knocked on my door and I looked like a fuckin’ mess as I just got out of bed then. Anyways, I’m just glad it’s finally here!!!

The book cover itself is like thin cardboard. It definitely has that doujinshi vibe and feel to it. It’s pretty thick too, so I guess for an anthology that’s 138 pages that’s a plus. There’s barely any text found on the cover page besides the title. On the back there’s a list of all the participating doujinshi artists, which I for one, am familiar with many because I can recognise their art styles. Overall 21 artists contributed their doujinshis to form this anthology. 

The doujinshi also includes a bonus coloured poster drawn by MAKA. The poster is attached to the book, between the cover and the contents page, and I wouldn’t want to risk taking it out and stick it on my wall. The fanart is really nice to look at even with the two folds (the poster is double the size of the book).

The paper they used to construct the anthology is in my opinion, high quality. It doesn’t feel cheap at all, so that’s another plus. It’s kinda slightly thicker than the standard normal white paper (the paper used is a bit gray too). I don’t know if my phone (which I used to take photos of) picks up on it. Also I’m sorry if the pictures are a bit blurry! My phone’s kinda old.


EDIT: My internet decided to be a bitch and deleted all of the pictures I uploaded and stuff I typed after the picture below and I’m annoyed so I’m just gonna summarise the whole post.

Here, you can see the apple scene is referenced.

Same goes for the hospital scene… I feel like, for some reason a lot of us SS shippers wanted a hospital scene with Sasuke and Sakura. 

A parody of Hinata and Naruto’s date. Sasuke borrows a magazine from Sai. The main topic of the story revolves around what not to do with your date. Sasuke sees Sakura wearing a miniskirt and gets all flustered and embarrassed.

In this story here, Naruto catches Sasuke staring at Sakura while smiling.

Sarada is really curious…

Sasuke introduces Sarada to Kakashi. Sarada adorably fails to pronounce Kakashi’s name and Kakashi tries to stifle his laugh.

Sarada calls for her papa while patting his cheek…

Sasuke refers to Sakura as mama to Sarada. I think this is one of the cutest scenes ever in the anthology!

These are two different stories but they reference the scene in Sakura Hiden with Sasuke saying “I’m back” (tadaima) to Sakura. It seems to me this part in the novel is really popular.

Sarada calls for her mama so she can hold her hand. Sakura says Sarada must love her very much. Sarada also calls for her papa.

Her intentions are made clear as she wanted both of her parents to hold hands ahahaha she’s so cute~

There’s a bunch of “thank you” scenes too! But I only decided to upload two ahahaha sorry guys!!

“itterasshai/ittekuru” is what you say when you’re leaving home for the moment. I love how they included these scenes (obviously another reference to SS) with how Sasuke ‘views’ Sakura as home. I think it’s a great addition.


I think all the SS doujinshi artists handled Sasuke and Sakura as well as their relationship really well. They did a lot of references to special moments that occurred at the manga and I just… I really love it! I’m so happy and I feel special to be one of the people to own this anthology.

The only downside I can see is that they didn’t include any stories of Sasuke and Sakura getting married when in the cover of the anthology the main focus are adult Sasuke and Sakura wearing traditional wedding garbs. It’s a bit misleading and it’s kinda odd once you realise it but it’s probably just me.

I’d like to thank all the doujinshi artists who participated on this anthology. Everyone’s artworks and stories are well done; I know I didn’t post all of them because my laptop or the internet at the moment is taking awhile to fully load the pictures I took. They’re not great quality pictures either so I’ll probably take better ones later on, or if anyone asks. 

Thank you for reading up to this point and checking out my post!! I’d honestly recommend every SasuSaku shippers to get this doujinshi because I think it’s worth it and it did well on “filling in the gaps” over what happened during the blank period. It goes to show how creative SS shippers really are :)

Symphogear XD Unlimited - Memoria Card "Heart-Pounding Quick Intimacy" EN TL

It’s a fun sleepover with everyone! In the typical recreation, the king game, what will be ordered of Hibiki and Chris when they’re chosen?

Hibiki: You absolutely better not forget your promise for today~!

Chris: I know, I know!

Miku: But is it really okay?

Chris: Well, it can’t be helped; at times like this a senior oughta offer her place for meet-ups.

Kirika: I’ve really been looking forward to it!

Shirabe: Yep.

Chris: …it doesn’t feel bad to be needed.

Hibiki: Yeah, yeah! I’m really hyped up for it, Chris-chan!

Miku: Alright, we’ll get together after heading home.

Kirika: We’ll head to your place ASAP once we get to ours!

Shirabe: Even if we don’t rush, Chris-senpai can’t hide. Let’s head over in the evening.

Chris: Hey, I won’t be hiding or running! Okay, I’ll wait for you all after this!


Hibiki: Excuse me, I’m coming in!

Kirika: ‘Scuse me, I’m here!

Miku: Look, Hibiki, put your shoes away properly.

Shirabe: Kiri-chan, put yours away too.

Chris: Hey, you came along?

Kuriyo: It’s really easy to get together when it’s at KineChri’s place!

Shiori: It’s very nice how spacious it is.

Yumi: Living alone in a place like this - it’s like you’re an anime character!

Chris: You all really made yourselves at home little by little…


Chris: So, now that we’ve eaten, what should we do?

Hibiki: Let’s play something, Chris-chan.

Kuriyo: What’s “something”? Is there something prepared?

Hibiki: No, but…

Kirika: If that’s how it is, I had a great thought. There’s this game I saw in a drama I wanted to try at least once!

Miku: A game?

Kirika: It’s a party game of kings, and surely the king of party games!

Kirika: And its name is… the king game!

Shirabe: Right now, Kiri-chan’s easily influenced.

Chris: Wha? What’s that about?

Shiori: It’s a common bit of entertainment men and women use to deepen their intimacy… I don’t mind it much, though.

Kuriyo: The king game? I’ve heard a lot about it but never tried it out myself. I guess it could be fun.

Hibiki: In any case, I wanna try. I’ll set up the lots!

Miku: I’ll help out too, Hibiki.

Chris: I don’t get this one bit, but I’ll try it out.

Kirika: Whatever, it’s an experience. The setup’s easy too.


Shirabe: Yep. Looks like it’s already done.

Hibiki: Alright, the lots are ready. The one with a crown drawn on it means you’re the king~

Miku: Mm. Everybody, pull at the same time. One, two-

Kirika: Who’s gonna be the king?

Shiori: Oh my, I’m going to be the king.

Yumi: Yo, queenie! What numbers are you picking first?

Shiori: That’s right, isn’t it. Okay, numbers three and six…

Miku: What are your orders?

Shiori: Uhm, I’m a little worried…

Hibiki: Yes, commander? There’s Alca-Noise? Understood. We’ll head out immediately!

Kirika: Even after this… these Alca-Noise can’t read the mood!

Chris: It can’t be helped. We’ll be back real soon, so just wait here.

Yumi: Alrighty.

Kuriyo: Everyone, we’ll pick up when you get back!

Miku: Hibiki, do your best.

Hibiki: Will do!


Hibiki: Taa-!

Kirika: I’m slicing away!

Shirabe: Haa-!

Chris: Take that! Piss off already!

Chris: There’s about half of them to go… let’s clean them up on the double!

Hibiki: When the fighting’s over… let’s hang out all night with everyone!

Kirika: When I hear you say that, it’s like something dangerous is gonna happen…

Shirabe: That’s a death flag…

Hibiki: Th, that’s not what it is!

Chris: If it’s only this many, we’ve got this. Don’t worry!

Kirika: That’s right! Clear them out quick, and then we’ll stay up late!

Shirabe: I’m looking forward to staying up with everyone…

Chris: Okay, clear out whatever’s left with a bang!


Hibiki: I’m home!

Chris: It’s my place, though. Even then you got back here fast.

Miku: Welcome back, everyone.

Kirika: I really wanna take a bath first and get refreshed!

Shirabe: The one who owns this place should come first, don’t you think?

Kuriyo: Now, once you’re done changing clothes, no matter what, get ready to stay up late!

Yumi: Go on with your command, queenie!

Shiori: Ahem. Very well, let’s start again. Numbers three and six, take this treat… and play the pocky game!*

Kirika: Ohhhh!

Shirabe: Ohh!

Hibiki: This is embarrasing, but I’ll do it with all I’ve got, Chris-chan!

Chris: Hey, wait-! I’m not mentally prepared…. you, this…. ah…. ahhh….!

Kirika: In one gulp… nice choice… oh, that’s…!

Shirabe: It is…!

Shiori: Looks like they had an exciting time, and that’s what counts.

Hibiki: Mm, mph mph…

Chris: Mm, kuo, ohh….!

Yumi: That’s the sexy accident you always see here! Do it, do it!

Kuriyo: What the heck are you expecting?

Miku: Hi, Hibiki…!

Hibiki: Chris-chan… you’re cute.

Chris: Idi-! Saying I’m cute… Stop it… Don’t say something like that…

Hibiki: Chris-chan, more…!

Chris: Quit it, you dummy! Whoa… o, oh… wait…!

Kirika: I’m looking at an adults’ world…

Shirabe: [STARING]

Hibiki: Chris-chan…

Chris: No more of this… ah, waah…!

Miku: -this is just way too much—!


Hibiki: Puha, ahahaha. That was interesting, Chris-chan.

Chris: Haa, haa…! I, I survived..!

Yumi: Did you almost kiss each other? Did you?

Miku: NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Kuriyo: Calm down, why are you denying it, Hina?*

Shiori: Really, really. Looks like they had an exciting time, and that’s what counts.


TL NOTES

Pocky game: An activity where two people bite onto a stick of Pocky from different ends, trying to stay on for as long as they can since pulling away means losing. Has a possibility of the two participants kissing in the end (hence Yumi talking about a sexy accident). The original dialogue didn’t explicitly say Pocky, though, probably for legality reasons.
Hina: Kuriyo’s nickname for Miku, because ko-HINA-ta.


Huge thanks to star lines-senpai on Discord for the TL check and @carolnein​ for helping the English not sound gratingly robotic!

anonymous asked:

Would you do a Tyki/Allen reclist?? <333

YES, i certainly WILL HAHA

if you know me then you know i love my tykillens 100% consensual and thats. That’s a bit tough, cause not many in the fandom seem to agree with me lol.  it’s a bit of a wasteland in ao3 not gonna lie but the tag there has recently been blessed, and I’ll dig out some old gold too <3

Honestly it’s uh. It’s probably gonna be easiest to organise this by authors and then I’ll like. Pick a couple of my favourites from each of them, and link a few randoms i like at the end. 

Keep reading

@little-monsters-au

Just a little something I drew up because I was thinking about our two Bills meeting. Don’t mind the lazy background.
I suck at writing, but I thought ‘why not’ and tried to anyways xD

———–

There was Bill…. then also the small paper clone reminecent of the twelve year old boy the demon once new oh so long ago…. except that it was possessed of course.
The cocky demon raised an eyebrow as the smaller of the two whipped around and hissed.

Biipper: “The hell am I doing here?”

‘Here’ In question… was no where special, Bill left it up to the imagination. It was grey and lifeless like the mindscape however… 

Bill: “Oh nothing, I was just curious…”
The blonde demon grinned widely.
“I wanted to see this pathetic version of myself myself, ahahaha!”

The paper clone twitched and launched himself at the other, small hands trying to choke the life from the other, making him laugh even louder.
Bipper: “What did you say?!” 

Bill: “Nothing much. Just that you’re painfully pathetic. Your entire situation is. Losing to a couple of humans, sealed away, then being forced to be a ‘good boy’ under the scrutiny of the said humans if you want a body to stumble about in like a child just birthed from a mothers womb. You’re. Pathetic~”
The humanoid demon spoke in such a grating, cocky tone

Bipper seethed, but didn’t attempt anything else… because he wouldn’t win in the state he was in.
Bipper: “Oh, so then obviously your dimension in which you ‘canonically’ exist is SO much better!”

Bill: “It is. I’ve had Pinetree under my thumb since he was twelve… now nineteen… I’m his whole world, he WORSHIPS me… all a while he’s still himself in a way.. comapring to your little sapling… just a bit less care for his family! Anyways, whenever I want to take over, I can… But he’s kept me entertained enough thus far… So can you still say your situation is better?”



anonymous asked:

The elgang wakes up to find Rena wearing Raven clothes

Elsword: “Wait, how did that happen?  Though it’s kinda funny to see Rena wearing Raven’s stuff.”

Aisha: “ARE YOU TWO SLEEPING TOGETHER?”

Rena: “This clothing is rather… tight in certain areas.  I’d like my own clothing back, please.”

Raven: “I hope nobody jumps to conclusions.”

Eve: “It looks difficult for Rena to move in ill-fitting clothes.  This isn’t good for combat.”

Chung: “Ahahaha…. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at Rena the same way for a few days…”

Ara: “Oooh, Rena looks uncomfortable!  I know what that feels like.”

Elesis: “Rena… wearing Raven’s clothes?  The implications are fantastic!”

Add: “Unless this means I can examine Raven’s Arm, I don’t care.”

Lu: “Hahahahahahaha!  Rena, you look so silly!”

Ciel: “Rena, please don’t kick Lu’s head off.  Lu, that’s not polite.  Raven, do you want to borrow my clothes until you get yours back?”

Ain: “I’m slightly confused but mostly unamused.”

Sunset Date Part 1
Soma Saito
Sunset Date Part 1

First of all: This is really really really beautiful. I just want to let you know that i almost passed out when i listened to this. Now enjoy 6 minutes of Soma’s voice. 

Here is part 1 of the Sunset Date with Soma Saito

Soma Saito says:

1. And here we are. The rooftop.You made it. Was having your eyes covered. Scary ?I’m sorr.y But i supported you firmly, so it was okay right?

2. Hm? You want me to move my hands from our eyes..Hmm… What to do? Cause… when you’re nervous because you can’t see anything, its kind…a cute.

3.Haha, i’m not being mean. It’s your fault for being cute, right? I’m joking. Don’t worry, i’ll remove it after a little while longer. Cause if i don’t, then there’d be no meaning in bringing you here.

4.Hm? Haha, it’s a secret! Let’s see…almost time i think. Okay i’m going to remove my hands. Open your eyes slowly, okay?

5.What do you think? The sunset from here is really pretty, isn’t it?When i saw it the first time, i’ve wanted to watch it with you ever since, i’m glad you like it too.

6.Thank you? It’s… not really something you need to thank me for. I did it because i wanted to. And if you’re happy then i am too.

7.Hey, come here for a bit. Yup, over here, in front of the fence. The sunset’s great from here, but but you can see the townfrom here, too. See? The scenery is amazing, right?

8.Hm? Why am i standing behind you? I can’t?Don’t worry about me and just enjoy the viewI’ll be here enjoyingthe view of you instead.

9.You seem restless. You’re fidgeting… I wonder whats wrong. Huh? You can feel my breath and it tickles? Oh..? *blows* Ahahaha, it’s true. You just jumped.

10.Ah, sorry , sorry! Your reaction is so interesting I just had to. Where do you think you’re going? You’re going to watch from over there?No you’re not. Your place is within my arms, right? I won’t let you go.

11. Mmh.. you really do smell nice. What do you call this again? Pheromones? Hmm… I’m getting worried now. Don’t let any other guy smell this,okay?

12.Don’t accidently let another guynear you. Got it? Jealous? Whyy are you asking. Of course I’d get jealous.

13.Of course i don’t like seeing the  girl i like with another guy. You know, you’re pretty dense when it comes to these things You don’t even know what i feel during those times, do you?

14.If you knew…what i think of then, you might come to hate me. You won’t? You definitely won’t hate me? Really? Haha you’re so sure of yourself. That’s amazing. Thank you…i’m glad.

15. *Sigh* I feel really good right now. having you, the one i love in my arms is really the best thing in the world.

16. I wish time would just stop flowing…makes you want to say something cliche like that, doesn’t it? Haha you thought the same thing, too? Aww man! Won’t god grant our wish?

17.Hm? You’ll grant my wishes for me? Yup. i have one. It’s something only you can grant. Then…turn around. Can i hug you?

18. Just stay…hugged by me like this. Hm.. can i hug tighter? Is it okay? Does it hurt? Oh, good. Then.. let me stay like this for a while.

19. Haha, your ears are all red. Wonder if its because of the sunset. Or… is it cause you are doing these things with me?

So I came across this post and just wanted to match it to some idols...EXO

The signs and their kinks

  • Aries:Spanking
  • Taurus:Hickeys
  • Gemini:Roleplaying
  • Cancer:Spooning afterwards and also maybe crying
  • Leo:Threesomes
  • Virgo:Quiet planned marital sex
  • Libra:Doing it in a public place
  • Scorpio:Dom/Sub
  • Sagittarius:Karma Sutra positions
  • Capricorn:Anal sex
  • Aquarius:Hair pulling
  • Pisces:Always asking if ur okay in the middle of it

So heres EXO  //someone asked for exo awhile back..sorry it took so long

// VIXX is here as well as BTS here and BIG BANG here Got7 here//

Suho - // Gemini:Roleplaying //Mr. money banks will go all out on the props and outfits..Suho would be into making the story line as realistic as possible -sometimes straying from sexy role playing to just playing make believe with his girl.

BaekHyung //Taurus:Hickeys // Baekhyung has too many members in his group and has an over excessive need to mark whats his… 

“my lips on you”

Chanyeol // Sagittarius:Karma Sutra positions // Chanyeol would be like an over excited and deep red blushing as he looks at a book with you on Karma Sutra positions and be like “ohh..keke this one lets try this kekeke..omg baby don’t even look at this picture*blushes crimson red*”

D.O // Capricorn:Anal sex //

Kai // Capricorn:Anal sex // “..no hyung i need this later..”

Tao // Taurus:Hickeys // Seeing you trying to cover up your hickeys later would make him extremely happy and embarrassed…“i did that…it’s okay babe let the world see your limited edition tao marks..hahaha..dont be mad ahahaha..cute~”

Xiumin, Luhan, Sehun //are all Aries:Spanking //

even in public Xiumin gets a little handsy 

*preparation is always good. stretch. stretch. stretch*

*dirty thoughts* Im gonna tap that latter, how dare you tease me in public.

Kris // Scorpio:Dom/Sub // I still can’t determine is Kris would be dom or sub.

cause like theres is complete dork side personality which could easily make him sub….and shuting up when told to do so and following orders

and then there like this…

Lay // Libra:Doing it in a public place // Lay don’t give no fucks

he’s just like now babe, here, now please babe.

Chen // Virgo:Quiet planned marital sex// sweet, lovely and adorable

Armsmaster watched it all unfold without twitching a muscle.  Even if he didn’t care much about his teammates, he apparently trusted Miss Militia to handle herself.

“Grue.  You’ve shown you can dismiss the effects of your power,” Armsmaster spoke, “Do so now.”

If Grue just thinks this through, hopefully he should realize what I just discussed. Regent’s hostage status is the only reason Grue could possibly have for letting loose, what, twelve or so more heroes?

“Somehow,” Grue retorted, “I’m not seeing a major reason why I should listen.”

“Um, got a sword pressing against my neck here, guy,” Regent pointed out.

“…Not seeing a major reason,” Grue repeated himself.

Ahahaha

Looks like he did think it through, more than Regent has.

Regent let out a little laugh, “Fuck you.”

Hehe :)