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Taeyong the cute heartbroken💔 kid who didn’t get his share of sweetness

Since I named the other kid, Viridis, because of his green hair, I’m calling this guy Blake.

“I’m Blake, by the way. You?”

“…Noa.”

“Your friend’s an asshat.”

“YEaaahhh, I don’t really mind that and considering he’s from Ursus…”

(I spy a typo with Leopardos)

“I wouldn’t blame him for wanting to be rivals.”

“Oh, so you’re from Unicornis…how’s second place doin’ for ya?”

“Ehhhh…could be worse, to be honest.”

Would be a lot more exciting if Union Rankings were a lot more closer with Lux like with Ursus and Anguis (or have actual Rank switches like with Anguis and Leopardos).

“How’s last place, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“Honestly, not that bad…of course, I’ve always been an optimist.”

“I can certainly see that…”

Suicide Squad (2016) Quotes Meme - Trailer
  • Love your perfume. What is that, Stench of Death?
  • Oh, I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna hurt you really, really bad.
  • Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?
  • We're bad guys, it's what we do.
  • What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it's the voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! That's not what they really said.
  • Whatcha having?
  • I can't wait to show you my toys.
  • You know what they say about the crazy ones...
  • Are you sweet talkin' me? All'a that chitchat's gonna getcha hurt...
  • This is the deal: You disobey me, you die.
  • I'm known for being quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you.
  • Are you the Devil?
  • Let's do something fun.
  • It's taken me some time, but I finally have them. The worst of the worst.
  • What a ride!
  • What makes you think you can control them?
  • What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?
  • I love these guys!
  • Please don't touch me, please don't touch me...
  • Yo' all jokers must be crazy!
  • Don't forget: we're the bad guys.
  • You got a boyfriend?
  • If they get caught, we throw 'em under the bus.
  • I'll accept the consequences.
  • Criminals deserve no mercy!
  • I'm bored. Play with me!
  • Stay evil doll face...
  • Oh, he's embarrassed of us... that's so cute!
  • Don't make make shoot you.
  • Everyone's has a weakness, and a weakness can be leverage.
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Why would you even make huge and sharp, and dangerous teeth for your mascots??? Why would you even… Kids don’t approve… (that’s saaaad }:< )
Well, yeah. If you don’t want to be rude - just don’t stare at his mouth for too long. Don’t stare at it at all, whenever he smiles, laughs or talks. Don’t mention it. Just don’t do it, and you’ll be safe…
(And he won’t break your nose with a cupcake…) 

Heya friends, help a gal out, I’m conflicted, which character should I go for???

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Voltron Characters as GPS Voices

Hunk:

-Takes you on scenic routes, very talkative GPS. 

-Alright, calculating your route. Let’s make sure you pass plenty of opportunities for pit stops! Oh, and food joints as well!

-You missed your turn! I told you not to miss your turn. I gave you a ten mile in advance warning. But you missed your turn. How could you miss your turn? It’s not like I didn’t tell you. I did tell you. Your turn was back there. You need to turn around now.

-You may not be aware of this but you’re in the middle of a highway with a toll. Just thought I would tell you.

Lance:

-TURN LEFT NOW! -Ahaha, just kidding- keep going 5 more miles :3 *technology dab* 

-Oh, your in a rush? *takes you on the slowest route*

-Working just fine. JUST KIDDING. Re-Calculating route.

-He’s the GPS that takes you right into a building, and after you crash tells you to make a legal U-Turn when available. 

Shiro:

-The nice GPS. The one you see in the ads that work perfectly.

-Very rarely messes up, rarely gets lost. Except, he’s outdated and doesn’t sync to modern day maps.

-”You can take a right up here, and then proceed for 3 miles” :D

-In really rural areas sometimes he gets lost. And it can feel like a year before you finally realize you’re being led to a road that no longer exists. Oops, it’s almost like he hasn’t been on Earth in a year or something.

Pidge:

-Pidge is the road rage, salty GPS.

-”There’s construction up ahead so I GUESS you’re going to have to take the detour.”

-”DON’T PULL OVER HERE, YOU NEED TO MAKE A LEFT”

-”QUIT CHANGING DIRECTIONS!”

Keith:

-Gives you the perfect route.

-But don’t you dare go off course when he’s operating. Because Keith is a vicious annoying GPS when your trying to make your own path.

-”I told you not to take the highway! It’s your fault your stuck in traffic now. Who are you Lance? Lance stop driving the car.”

-”TURN AROUND ALREADY”

-”If you do not make this turn I’m going to lead you off a cliff.”

I just want to say

shoutout to arospec/acespec kids whose attractions and identities don’t stay constant

shoutout to arospec/acespec kids who haven’t felt aro/ace all their life

shoutout to arospec/acespec kids who aren’t 100% iron-clad certain that they will be aro/ace for the rest of their life 

shoutout to arospec/acespec kids who do feel romantic and/or sexual attraction

shoutout to arospec/acespec kids with less-common identity labels which often get left off any resources

shoutout to arospec/acespec kids under the grey umbrella, who often get left out when aromanticism/asexuality is talked about as all or nothing

you’re not a lesser aro/ace for this fact. you don’t have less of a claim to the community. the only one who can define your identity is you, and i’ll never doubt you for it. the community remains open no matter what.