Why would you even make huge and sharp, and dangerous teeth for your mascots??? Why would you even… Kids don’t approve… (that’s saaaad }:< ) Well, yeah. If you don’t want to be rude - just don’t stare at his mouth for too long. Don’t stare at it at all, whenever he smiles, laughs or talks. Don’t mention it. Just don’t do it, and you’ll be safe… (And he won’t break your nose with a cupcake…)
-Alright, calculating your route. Let’s make sure you pass plenty of opportunities for pit stops! Oh, and food joints as well!
-You missed your turn! I told you not to miss your turn. I gave you a ten mile in advance warning. But you missed your turn. How could you miss your turn? It’s not like I didn’t tell you. I did tell you. Your turn was back there. You need to turn around now.
-You may not be aware of this but you’re in the middle of a highway with a toll. Just thought I would tell you.
-TURN LEFT NOW! -Ahaha, just kidding- keep going 5 more miles :3 *technology dab*
-Oh, your in a rush? *takes you on the slowest route*
-Working just fine. JUST KIDDING. Re-Calculating route.
-He’s the GPS that takes you right into a building, and after you crash tells you to make a legal U-Turn when available.
-The nice GPS. The one you see in the ads that work perfectly.
-Very rarely messes up, rarely gets lost. Except, he’s outdated and doesn’t sync to modern day maps.
-”You can take a right up here, and then proceed for 3 miles” :D
-In really rural areas sometimes he gets lost. And it can feel like a year before you finally realize you’re being led to a road that no longer exists. Oops, it’s almost like he hasn’t been on Earth in a year or something.
-Pidge is the road rage, salty GPS.
-”There’s construction up ahead so I GUESS you’re going to have to take the detour.”
-”DON’T PULL OVER HERE, YOU NEED TO MAKE A LEFT”
-”QUIT CHANGING DIRECTIONS!”
-Gives you the perfect route.
-But don’t you dare go off course when he’s operating. Because Keith is a vicious annoying GPS when your trying to make your own path.
-”I told you not to take the highway! It’s your fault your stuck in traffic now. Who are you Lance? Lance stop driving the car.”
-”TURN AROUND ALREADY”
-”If you do not make this turn I’m going to lead you off a cliff.”
shoutout to arospec/acespec kids whose attractions and identities don’t stay constant
shoutout to arospec/acespec kids who haven’t felt aro/ace all their life
shoutout to arospec/acespec kids who aren’t 100% iron-clad certain that they will be aro/ace for the rest of their life
shoutout to arospec/acespec kids who do feel romantic and/or sexual attraction
shoutout to arospec/acespec kids with less-common identity labels which often get left off any resources
shoutout to arospec/acespec kids under the grey umbrella, who often get left out when aromanticism/asexuality is talked about as all or nothing
you’re not a lesser aro/ace for this fact. you don’t have less of a claim to the community. the only one who can define your identity is you, and i’ll never doubt you for it. the community remains open no matter what.