Xiumin: *holding baby in arms* She’s as beautiful as you
(Y/N): What should we call her?
Xiumin: I already told you-
(Y/N): We are not calling her that dumb name
Xiumin: Dumb? Xiuminina is an incredible name!
(Y/N): It’s horrible!
*nurse enters room*
Nurse: Do you want to fill out the paperwork yet for your daughter’s name?
(Y/N): We’ll call her Ji-eun
*Xiumin smiles and nods before speaking discretely to the nurse whilst your distracted*
Xiumin: Uh yes, that’ll be Kim Ji-eun Xiuminina
Nurse: Um, Xiuminina-?
Xiumin: Just write it down lady
Midwife: We’re ready for you to start pushing now
(Y/N): Wait, no! Not yet! Suho isn’t here!
Midwife: I’m sorry but I’m afraid we can’t wait any longer
(Y/N): But what if he misses the birth!
Midwife: I’m sorry (Y/N) but we can’t wait any longer
*you start to deliver the baby when the door swings open*
*Suho comes rushing in*
Suho: I’m here! I’m here! I’m not late!
(Y/N): Where were you?!
Suho: Well I was on my way up to your room but then I got distracted by this cool gift shop. They have so many great parenting books there! *excited*
(Y/N): So you almost missed the birth of our child for a book!
Suho: But we need this book (Y/N)! Don’t you want to be great parents!
*notices how angry you are and gulps*
Suho: Not that you won’t already be amazing… I got chocolate too… Want some? No? Okay…
Chaneyol: *smiling down at you* I can’t believe this is really happening
(Y/N): Neither can I. I’m so glad you didn’t miss this. I couldn’t go through this birth without you
Midwife: Okay, you’re ready to push now (Y/N)
Chanyeol: *kisses your interlocked hands* I’m right here
*15 minutes later*
Chanyeol:AHH IT HURTS SO MUCH!
(Y/N): Stop whining like a big baby!
Chanyeol: YOU’RE BREAKING MY HAND! LET GO!
(Y/N): No! No way are you ditching me now! *grasps Chanyeol’s hand tighter as you feel more pain*
Chanyeol: AHH! (Y/N) PLEASE! THIS IS TORTURE!
(Y/N): THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE NEXT TIME BEFORE KNOCKING ME UP! WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER! I FEEL PAIN, YOU FEEL PAIN
Chanyeol: *sulking* We’re never having kids again…
*after giving birth*
(Y/N): Aww Chen just look at his cute little fingers!
Chen: He’s so beautiful! Lemme hold him!
Chen: I won’t do it
(Y/N): Yes you will
Chen: I totally won’t
*hesitantly passes baby to Chen*
*Chen gives you a smirking knowing look*
(Y/N): Chen no-
*lifts baby up in the air like the lion king*
Chen: AH ZABENYA…!
*Kai’s way too exited for this baby*
(Y/N): AHH! I CAN’T DO IT!
Kai: Yes you can (Y/N)! I believe in you!
(Y/N): You’re way too excited for this
Kai: Come on (Y/N)! You can do it! Don’t let me down! *starts chanting your name* (Y/N)! (Y/N)!
(Y/N): KAI SHUT UP!
Kai: It’s fine (Y/N), I know that’s just the pain talking. You still love me really
(Y/N): *glares daggers at Kai*
Kai: *gulps nervously* You do still love me, right?
Baekhyun: *pointing a video recorder at your face* Say hi to the camera (Y/N)!
(Y/N): you best get that thing away from my face or I swear to god Baekhyun I will end you
Baekhyun: Aww, my beautiful girl is such a kidder. Come on. Keep pushing, that’s it
(Y/N): stop talking!
Baekhyun: *fake gasps* how rude! *directs camera to himself* now lets see this wonderful creation in action!
*baekhyun walks over to the end of the bed to get a clear view of the birth for the camera. his eyes widen*
Baekhyun: OH MY GOD!
(Y/N): What is it??!!
Baekhyun: WHAT DID THESE DOCTORS DO TO YOU! IT’S HORRIBLE! YOU MONSTERS!
Baekhyun: THAT IS NOT NATURAL! WHAT EVEN IS THAT THING?! WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?! I’LL SUE YOU! I’LL SUE YOU ALL!
(Y/N): AHH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!
Sehun: I’m sorry! I didn’t know that giving birth would hurt this much!
(Y/N): OBVIOUSLY IT DOES YOU IDIOT!
Sehun: Hey, hey, look (Y/N). Aren’t I adorable? Concentrate on me instead of the pain
(Y/N): YOU’RE NOT HELPING!
*sound of your newborn fills everyone’s ears*
Midwife: Congratulations. It’s a girl!
D.O: She’s beautiful (Y/N)
(Y/N): *smiling* I know
Midwife: That’s baby number one down. Now time for number two
D.O: Number two?! *rethinks all of his life choices*
Lay: Come on (Y/N) you can do it. Make me a dad
(Y/N): AHH YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Lay: Hey, don’t take it out on me!
Midwife: Okay, you’re doing well. I can see the head
Lay: Oh can I see?
*Lay moves over to look to see your baby’s head then turns pale*
Lay: It… It’s… Oh god…”