ah zabenya

Giving Birth

Xiumin

*after birth*

Xiumin: *holding baby in arms* She’s as beautiful as you

(Y/N): What should we call her?

Xiumin: I already told you-

(Y/N): We are not calling her that dumb name

Xiumin: Dumb? Xiuminina is an incredible name!

(Y/N): It’s horrible!

*nurse enters room*

Nurse: Do you want to fill out the paperwork yet for your daughter’s name?

(Y/N): We’ll call her Ji-eun

*Xiumin smiles and nods before speaking discretely to the nurse whilst your distracted*

Xiumin: Uh yes, that’ll be Kim Ji-eun Xiuminina

Nurse: Um, Xiuminina-?

Xiumin: Just write it down lady

Originally posted by minseoxual




Suho

Midwife: We’re ready for you to start pushing now

(Y/N): Wait, no! Not yet! Suho isn’t here!

Midwife: I’m sorry but I’m afraid we can’t wait any longer

(Y/N): But what if he misses the birth!

Midwife: I’m sorry (Y/N) but we can’t wait any longer

*you start to deliver the baby when the door swings open*

*Suho comes rushing in*

Suho: I’m here! I’m here! I’m not late!

(Y/N): Where were you?!

Suho: Well I was on my way up to your room but then I got distracted by this cool gift shop. They have so many great parenting books there! *excited*

(Y/N): So you almost missed the birth of our child for a book!

Suho: But we need this book (Y/N)! Don’t you want to be great parents!

*notices how angry you are and gulps*

Suho: Not that you won’t already be amazing… I got chocolate too… Want some? No? Okay…

Originally posted by veriloquentmind


Chanyeol

Chaneyol: *smiling down at you* I can’t believe this is really happening

(Y/N): Neither can I. I’m so glad you didn’t miss this. I couldn’t go through this birth without you

Midwife: Okay, you’re ready to push now (Y/N)

Chanyeol: *kisses your interlocked hands* I’m right here

*15 minutes later*

Chanyeol:AHH IT HURTS SO MUCH!

(Y/N): Stop whining like a big baby!

Chanyeol: YOU’RE BREAKING MY HAND! LET GO!

(Y/N): No! No way are you ditching me now! *grasps Chanyeol’s hand tighter as you feel more pain*

Chanyeol: AHH! (Y/N) PLEASE! THIS IS TORTURE!

(Y/N): THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE NEXT TIME BEFORE KNOCKING ME UP! WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER! I FEEL PAIN, YOU FEEL PAIN

Chanyeol: *sulking* We’re never having kids again…

Originally posted by parkchanyeolieoppa


Chen

*after giving birth*

(Y/N): Aww Chen just look at his cute little fingers!

Chen: He’s so beautiful! Lemme hold him!

(Y/N): …

Chen: I won’t do it

(Y/N): Yes you will

Chen: I totally won’t

*hesitantly passes baby to Chen*

*Chen gives you a smirking knowing look*

(Y/N): Chen no-

*lifts baby up in the air like the lion king*

Chen: AH ZABENYA…!

Originally posted by kiimjongbae


Kai

*Kai’s way too exited for this baby*

(Y/N): AHH! I CAN’T DO IT!

Kai: Yes you can (Y/N)! I believe in you!

(Y/N): You’re way too excited for this

Kai: Come on (Y/N)! You can do it! Don’t let me down! *starts chanting your name* (Y/N)! (Y/N)!

(Y/N): KAI SHUT UP!

Kai: It’s fine (Y/N), I know that’s just the pain talking. You still love me really

(Y/N): *glares daggers at Kai*

Kai: *gulps nervously* You do still love me, right?

Originally posted by intokai


Baekhyun

Baekhyun: *pointing a video recorder at your face* Say hi to the camera (Y/N)!

(Y/N): you best get that thing away from my face or I swear to god Baekhyun I will end you

*ignores you*

Baekhyun: Aww, my beautiful girl is such a kidder. Come on. Keep pushing, that’s it

(Y/N): stop talking!

Baekhyun: *fake gasps* how rude! *directs camera to himself* now lets see this wonderful creation in action!

*baekhyun walks over to the end of the bed to get a clear view of the birth for the camera. his eyes widen*

Baekhyun: OH MY GOD!

(Y/N): What is it??!!

Baekhyun: WHAT DID THESE DOCTORS DO TO YOU! IT’S HORRIBLE! YOU MONSTERS!

Midwife: Sir-

Baekhyun: THAT IS NOT NATURAL! WHAT EVEN IS THAT THING?! WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?! I’LL SUE YOU! I’LL SUE YOU ALL!

Originally posted by ethereal-baek


Sehun

(Y/N): AHH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!

Sehun: I’m sorry! I didn’t know that giving birth would hurt this much!

(Y/N): OBVIOUSLY IT DOES YOU IDIOT!

Sehun: Hey, hey, look (Y/N). Aren’t I adorable? Concentrate on me instead of the pain

(Y/N): YOU’RE NOT HELPING!

Sehun: *gulps*

Originally posted by sehun-gasm


D.O

*sound of your newborn fills everyone’s ears*

Midwife: Congratulations. It’s a girl!

D.O: She’s beautiful (Y/N)

(Y/N): *smiling* I know

Midwife: That’s baby number one down. Now time for number two

D.O: Number two?! *rethinks all of his life choices*


Lay

Lay: Come on (Y/N) you can do it. Make me a dad

(Y/N): AHH YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Lay: Hey, don’t take it out on me!

Midwife: Okay, you’re doing well. I can see the head

Lay: Oh can I see?

*Lay moves over to look to see your baby’s head then turns pale*

Lay: It… It’s… Oh god…”

*faints*

Originally posted by exoticnctlife

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