ah yes my two faves

anonymous asked:

First of all, o-m-g I love your blog. Keep up your amazing work <3 And can I request some young Hidan and Deidara headcanons (their past, what were the like, did they have friends etc)

AH YES MY TWO FAVES COMING RIGHT UP!!!

DEIDARA

  • Deidara was such a happy child! He was always laughing and messing around. 
  • He was an ass from womb to tomb.
  • He was friends with Kurotsuchi (which is canon in the anime) and they used to put firecrackers under the Tsuchikage’s desk and chair.
  • He got suspended from the academy for two weeks for bringing actual paper bombs he stole from a Jonin and setting one off in the schoolyard.
  • He had the verbal habit (”hn, un”) ever since he was able to form full sentences. He was always a nasally kid, little brat.
  • His Akatsuki cloak was TOO DAMN BIG ON HIM, he was was always shorter than everyone else his age.
  • As for friends, he didn’t care much for those who couldn’t understand him. Many kids called him a freak for having an obsession with explosives, but he didn’t mind.He showed them all his true art the day he became a rogue nin.
  • Overall he was the village punk who always stood out and was just waiting for the opportunity to branch out.

HIDAN

  • HE WAS THE KID WHO TORTURED ANIMALS.
  • Keeping up with the show and tell theme, he brought a gutted squirrel.
  • Village edgelord. He always tried to freak people out with scary stories or just general gore.
  • No one knows what sparked his obsession but it obviously got worse when he converted to Jashinism.
  • He eventually got expelled from the academy for having absolutely no respect for authority figures and throwing threats at everyone.
  • I have the hilarious idea that Hidan was the Sasuke Uchiha of his villages in the sense that all the girls loved his #BadBoy persona.
  • But other than that,he had no friends.He didn’t have any use for them. In all honesty, all the kids were scared of him.
  • When he first started learning about Jashin, he painted his face like a skeleton while pretending to perform rituals alone in the forest.
  • HE ONCE SAW NINJA TRYING TO ATTACK HIS VILLAGE AND HE GAVE THEM THE EXACT ADDRESS OF THE LEADER.
  • He absolutely hated wearing clothes and every t-shirt he has either cut into a crop top or has the sleeves chopped off.
  • People had to keep their pets indoors because the amount… of cats… sacrificed… and then plopped back on their doorstep.
  • He tried to constantly make himself intolerant to pain, so he was always in the infirmary with broken bones and gashes.
  • In conclusion, Hidan had to wear a “Caution: Bites” sign on his back.