First of all, o-m-g I love your blog. Keep up your amazing work <3 And can I request some young Hidan and Deidara headcanons (their past, what were the like, did they have friends etc)
AH YES MY TWO FAVES COMING RIGHT UP!!!
Deidara was such a happy child! He was always laughing and messing around.
He was an ass from womb to tomb.
He was friends with Kurotsuchi (which is canon in the anime) and they used to put firecrackers under the Tsuchikage’s desk and chair.
He got suspended from the academy for two weeks for bringing actual paper bombs he stole from a Jonin and setting one off in the schoolyard.
He had the verbal habit (”hn, un”) ever since he was able to form full sentences. He was always a nasally kid, little brat.
His Akatsuki cloak was TOO DAMN BIG ON HIM, he was was always shorter than everyone else his age.
As for friends, he didn’t care much for those who couldn’t understand him. Many kids called him a freak for having an obsession with explosives, but he didn’t mind.He showed them all his true art the day he became a rogue nin.
Overall he was the village punk who always stood out and was just waiting for the opportunity to branch out.
HE WAS THE KID WHO TORTURED ANIMALS.
Keeping up with the show and tell theme, he brought a gutted squirrel.
Village edgelord. He always tried to freak people out with scary stories or just general gore.
No one knows what sparked his obsession but it obviously got worse when he converted to Jashinism.
He eventually got expelled from the academy for having absolutely no respect for authority figures and throwing threats at everyone.
I have the hilarious idea that Hidan was the Sasuke Uchiha of his villages in the sense that all the girls loved his #BadBoy persona.
But other than that,he had no friends.He didn’t have any use for them. In all honesty, all the kids were scared of him.
When he first started learning about Jashin, he painted his face like a skeleton while pretending to perform rituals alone in the forest.
HE ONCE SAW NINJA TRYING TO ATTACK HIS VILLAGE AND HE GAVE THEM THE EXACT ADDRESS OF THE LEADER.
He absolutely hated wearing clothes and every t-shirt he has either cut into a crop top or has the sleeves chopped off.
People had to keep their pets indoors because the amount… of cats… sacrificed… and then plopped back on their doorstep.
He tried to constantly make himself intolerant to pain, so he was always in the infirmary with broken bones and gashes.
In conclusion, Hidan had to wear a “Caution: Bites” sign on his back.