ah i really hate that

She’s beauty,

She’s grace.

SHE’S THE FREAKIN MULE TITAN…?

When your favorite TV show airs in the morning. (or if you just really hate school.)
^ ME

@terfs

There are cis women who grow beards. There are cis women who don’t get periods. There are cis women who are infertile. There are cis women without breasts. There are cis women with deep voices. There are cis women with broad shoulders. There are cis women without uteruses.

How do you define “woman”? There will always be one of your precious “woman born women” that won’t fit your definition.

You throw cis women under the bus at any chance just to hurt and harm trans women. You say you fight for women, but you are all just mysoginists in disguise. You are disgusting hyporcrites and I hate you all.

Jack- FAHC
  • she has a reputation of being on the most honest criminals Los Santos has ever seen- she pays on time, delivers on time, and she always keeps her promises.
    • this doesn’t mean she’s easy to take advantage of, though; underestimating her is one of the quickest ways to die. She’s a shrewd businesswoman, and God forbid you ever break a promise to her
  • she swears that she’s never had a hangover, and none of the boys have ever seen her with one. It’s not like she doesn’t drink, either- Geoff remembers vividly the day that she downed five shots of vodka one after the other, and then proceeded to win $10,000 in a poker game. He was terrified and in awe.
  • she tends to be one of the best negotiators (along with Gavin, but more consistently). She gets people to like her, to trust her, and if they are trying to manipulate the deal to their advantage, they don’t even realize that she has them exactly where she wants them
  • If her boys are in danger, watch out. Then, she only negotiates in blood and bullets and hellfire.
  • The crew would be hopeless without any of the members, or course; they’re all crucial, and they’re family. But without Jack they’d crumble. No one else pilots like her, obviously, but she’s their rock, the steady hand, and let’s be real she’s the mom.
    • Once, she was taken. The crew that took her only got her. She was gone for three days, and the FAHC tore the city apart to get her back
  • she’s a good, steady shot, yes. They’re all good. Her place in the crew on heists is transportation, though. She’s the best pilot Los Santos has got. But she also excels in hand-to-hand combat- she’s been taking any and all martial arts classes since she was 8 years old, although she doesn’t use it too often.
    • also bc she’s a huge nerd and loves cool combat, she’s taken swordfighting classes. The crew doesn’t know because she’s waiting for the perfect moment to save the day and surprise him with her skills.
      • ((that day comes a week after her 39th birthday and it is glorious.))
  • none of the boys are sure how many languages she actually speaks. They know of English, French, Italian, and Russian for sure, and once they overheard her talking to herself in what Gavin swears is Polish
  • she hates the country of Sweden. None of them are exactly sure why. They’re all too afraid to ask
  • she goes nuts during Thanksgiving. She makes them all help in baking enough to feed a small army, she breaks out the fine china (and every year, someone always breaks at least one piece), and sits them all down at the dinner table, forcing them to smile and play nice and to get off your DS Ray I swear to-
    • they, being contrary assholes, complain. but not very much, because they absolutely all love it and Jack knows it
  • they all like to film things, of course- heist plannings and pranks and drunk shit. But it’s jack who does it the most, she makes these shitty ‘home videos’ and it’s Ray sleeping on the couch and Gavin blowing out the birthday cake and them all yelling and laughing while playing video games and she has about a thousand of these videos and they all tease her for it and mock them but none of them ever complain when they get dragged out and they watch some every holiday and birthday (and one or two disappears for a while every time someone’s had a bad week). Geoff absolutely bawls like a baby every time he watches one
  • she loves shitty Christmas sweaters, she wears them constantly in the weeks leading up to Christmas. Michael gets her a new one every Christmas. She owns 14.
  • she not only remembers all of the birthdays of the crew, but the days that each one joined. She always gets them presents, too, and it’s always perfect. This means that on her birthday you get six guys doing everything in their (considerable) power to get the greatest gift for her possible. It turns into this unspoken competition for who can get her the greatest gift. So far her favorite has been an entire fucking plane that Geoff bought for six million dollars (also the mug that Ray got her that has the Crew Emblem and says World’s #1 Mom which he got ironically but also not and she accepted ironically but also not)
  • She is such a junk food junkie. Anything sweet or salty or served with cheese, she is there which means that she also has to work out all the time and eat a shit ton of vegetables so that she can stay in shape. Luckily her diet is still better than Ray’s
    • ((a homeless cat’s diet is still better than Ray’s))
  • she gives money to charities anonymously more than the other crew members. Her biggest donations always go to women’s shelters, because (and it takes the crew years to learn this) her mom was abused for years, and the two of them spent months in various women’s shelters because they had nowhere else to go
  • she still plays Flappy Bird. No one knows why.

30 day AU challenge - day 6, 1920s

how the great gatsby should have gone down am i right

Welcome Home Pt.2

Magnus had his arms wrapped firmly around his waist, his hands pulling him as close to his body as he could get him.

“God, I missed you.” Alec breathed between kisses. His hands reefed off Magnus’ jacket and he allowed his arms to fall to his sides so it slid from him in a soft pool at the their feet. He headed for the buttons on his shirt next.

“this is taking too long.” Magnus complained and with a snap and a short burst of blue sparks, both of their shirts disappeared.

“I like the way you think, Babe.” Alec said, and headed for his neck, seeking the pulse point that he knew would drive Magnus wild. Magnus tilted his head to give him better access to it and then made a purring sort of noise in his throat as he felt his boyfriend’s  mouth hit the spot he needed.  Alec gave a soft snort of laughter against Magnus’ skin.

‘Are you purring? Seriously? Already?” he asked him, but when he lifted his head and saw those two glowing amber eyes looking back at him he knew he was done for. He drew in a breath and crashed his mouth back to Magnus’ and then started fumbling with his belt buckle and the button on his pants.

Magnus was doing the same thing to him and he heard the heavy thud of his gear belt as it dropped to the floor. He undid the button of his jeans but before he went for the zipper he ran his palm over the hard bulge behind it. Alec gave deep growl and Magnus could feel its vibrations going through his own chest.

“I didn’t think Nephilim could make noises like that. You’ve been spending too much time with those werewolves again.” he said, his voice low and deep.

“Only Nephilim with hot warlock boyfriends can do it. I won’t do it again if you don’t want me too.” Alec was trailing kisses down his jaw line, making it almost impossible for him to think straight.

“don’t you dare stop it.” Magnus growled back, and Alec gave a small laugh before going back to his lips. He had managed to get Magnus’ button and zipper undone and was trying to pull the tight fitting material down over his slim hips.

“Why do you have to wear such tight pants, you’re making things difficult.” Alec complained. Magnus gave a click of his fingers once more and the clothing disappeared along with his boots.

“all better? I can stop wearing them if don’t like them.” Magnus hinted, hooking his fingers into the belt loops off Alec’s jeans and giving them a hard yank down so they fell about his ankles.

“You don’t have to go that far.” He said, running his hands over his muscled chest and abs. He pried off his own boots and then stepped out of his jeans before grabbing Magnus’ hand and leading him to the bed. The covers were bunched up and messy.

“Really, my love, when was the last time you made your bed?” Magnus asked as they stood near the end, hands and mouths busy with each other.

“Is it gonna stop you from laying with me in it?” Alec asked him.

“No way in hell.”

They fell heavily together onto its surface too preoccupied with each other to take it easy. Alec smiled when he heard a muffled cry.

“Sorry Babe, didn’t mean to hurt you, I just really want you.”  Alec nuzzled into Magnus’ neck.

“Ah, I hate to tell you this but that wasn’t me.” Magnus replied and Alec stilled, bringing his head up to frown down at him questionly. They both startled when they felt movement right next to them before hearing something fall to the floor with a thud.

“What the………” Alec started to say before Magnus used his magic to turn on the bedside lamp.

Simon Lewis was trying to scramble to his feet from the floor wearing only his underwear. His pale vampire skin glowing whitely in the dim light of the lamp but his face was actually a pale pink.  Magnus and Alec froze in shock.

“Well, Alexander, this is a surprise I thought at the worse that you might keep a teddy bear in here or something but a whole vampire?” Magnus asked.

“I…..I….I’m really sorry, guys….. oh God, don’t kill me, please? Well technically I’m already dead but please don’t. I didn’t want to be rude and interrupt you but…….” He stammered.

“So, what? You thought hiding under the bed covers was a good idea? What in the name of the angel are you doing in here anyway?” Alec barked at him, as he moved off Magnus, grabbing at the blankets to cover them both.

“I got here earlier today to wait for Izzy but it got late and I got tired so I thought I’d catch a short nap before you got back. I had no idea you’d be coming in here.” Simon was hastily trying to put on his clothes but was tangling himself in the material.  Magnus gave a small snort of impatience and snapped his fingers to dress the startled vampire. Simon gave a jump but then headed for the door.

“I’ll go now then. Sorry guys didn’t mean to intrude. Hey Magnus, nice underwear by the way.” He grinned as he headed out the door. As the door closed behind him, Alec frowned back at Magnus.

“I had no idea vampires could blush like that.” Magnus said thoughtfully.

“Don’t change the subject, what did he mean about your underwear?” Magnus leaned over to him and kissed him, smiling back at him. He flipped over onto his stomach. Alec looked down at his butt and stifled a laugh. The words, ‘property of A. Lightwood” was printed across the material. Alec gave Magnus’  rounded butt cheek a  playful pinch.

“They were supposed to of been a welcome home present.” Magnus told him.

“They still are. I love you Magnus Bane.” He told him.

“I love you too, A. lightwood.” And with a laugh they wrapped themselves up in each other.            

anonymous asked:

Ah i really hate when people downplay klance shippers by saying we make bonding moment such a big deal but you know it is a big deal to us. Lance and Keith shared that soft moment together but not only that it was once again mentioned in the next episode as the actual "bonding moment" And you know what Keith could have said, I punched sendak and saved your butt but, he could've shpwed off but nooo Keith said "he cradled him in his arms" Like do i even need to say more on this validation.

gureshin crowferi highschool au because i am tired

  • guren is on the track&field team, javelin toss, and by sophmore year he breaks his school’s record, junior year he takes his team to nationals.  guren’s form is perfect. he can also fill in for shot-put, which is not his strongest suite, but if he is put in he can lead them to getting the farthest distances. when he graduates the school inducts him into the hall of fame.
  • shinya, on the opposite, is the soccer player that everybody likes but not quite trusts. he’s played soccer since he was little, three years old, all the hiragi kids have to do some type of sport, espicially shinya, since he’s adopted. he’s pushed to be the best forward and he is, but goalie is his best position. some part of him is designed to prevent victories.  
  • guren&shinya are the couple that nobody is really surprised by. hell, some people just assumed they were already dating. 
  • guren&shinya, due to family reasons, can never go to each other’s houses for study-dates. they’ll stay after school or go to the public library or if they’re desperate they’ll have study-dates in one of their cars. shinya is greatest at languages/english, while guren is the mathematician of their little duo. 
  • both of them get in trouble one time for texting each other in class. it’s shinya sending pointless photos and links (re: memes), guren rolling his eyes and sending him bored emojis, which leads to guren getting rick-rolled in the middle of a science lesson (this is how most of their texts go). needless to say, none of their parents are happy. neither of them get their phone for a month.
  • shinya is the one who steals all of guren’s shirts/coats/hoodies and wearing them any where he can. it gets to the point were guren has nothing resembling a coat. shinya returns all of them for guren to wash them, with little love notes that are sickeningly sweet.
  • crowley is the quarter-back on his school’s foot ball team, the star quarter back none-the-less. he’s the school sweetheart while also being the school asshole. his two closest ‘friends’ are the cheerleaders bell and chest. nobody expects him to be on the chess team.
  • ferid doesn’t play any sports, and while it’s rumored he use to do dance&gymnastics, he does walk with a limp that points to an injury in the past. two days a week (three counting weekends) he doesn’t have the last two classes; he’s dismissed early for physical therapy. 
  • ferid&crowley are a very open relationship, pda is the thing that makes it. ferid wears all of his bulky-boyfriend’s sweatshirt, the ones with his jersey number and last name stitched on the back, or his extra jerseys. crowley’s ponytail is from ferid, a birthday/anniversary present. 
  • it’s a wonder how they never get in trouble. ferid sits pratically on crowley’s lap during lunch, they basically make-out during lunch. it isn’t even lunch it’s pda 101.
  • crowley’s texts consist mosly of “ ;) ”. ferid types in all lowercase.
  • pet names. sweetheart, gingerbread man, tiny dancer, etc. disgusting these pet names.
  • ferid&crowley are that obnouxious high-school couple that go to 24hr stores at 3am just to get out and 'exprience the teenage feel’. it’s annoying. why are they making out at a walmart mcdonald’s. it’s 3:17am. why.
Almost got caught (Part 4)

Should i even accept the fact that i am having the best week of my life or the most painful week of my life? You guys are probably wondering why. I am about to explode. I am at the edge right now. My patience is almost hitting 100% but i am trying to hold on to that 0.05% . I might even do something i regret that is why i am trying so hard right now.

Okay, you want to know why? Here is the thing. This someone is making my life hard. You guessed it. Park to the fuckin Jimin.

After that day. That day we cuddled he kissed my forehead.. just the thought of it make my head spin. The way his lips feels on my forehead and the way i want to smash my lips on his and and- sorry for that. Umm.. back to the topic. Ever since that day, we have become closer. You guys probably thinks that its normal. I wished it was but NOPE! I would say that every corner i go, every where and everytime, he would be there. He tried to follow me to the toilet! The toilet guys!! Of course i had to push him out. What is wrong with him. I admitted that i love having his attention on me but this is a bit too much for my fragile heart.

He became so touchy. Again, i am not complaining but does he even know what he does to my body?! Whenever he touched me, my body would react in some kind of way i cannot describe. He would suddenly back hugged me, hold my hands, play with my hair when we are sitting on the sofa watching movies and many stuff that i cannot count. It went on for like 1 week. I am amazed at myself that i am able to stay sane. Right now we are inside our van. We are on our way to bighit to practice for our concert.

I was looking outside trying to enjoy the scenery while listening to music. It looked like its going to rain judging from the dark clouds. You might wonder where is he. Well, he is beside me right now. Park jimin is beside me. Jin and Namjoon hyung is at the back while the others are at the other van. I was about to dozed off when someone take my right hand. My eyes flew opened. I looked to my right to see jimin playing with my fingers. My heart thumped so hard against my ribcage. I gulped my saliva trying to calm myself down.

His small hands is so warm and the way he hold my hands is so cute. He did not make eye contact with me at all. He kept looking at my hands. Playing with my fingers and sometimes rubbing the back of my hand. My heart swell at the gesture. Before i knew it, i had a small smile on my face. I kept looking at him all the way while enjoying the feeling of having his hand around my hand. Suddenly, he stop . I raised my eyebrow in confusion.

His hand was still holding my hand but he kept looking at it without doing anything. I was confused by now. Suddenly, i saw a small smile on his face. Suddenly, i felt like crying. I don’t know why. My heart suddenly feels something as soon as he smiled like that but i managed to hold my tears back. I closed my eyes tightly to prevent my tears from spilling. When i opened my eyes, jimin was looking at me, his face showing concern for me. I smiled at him as some sort of assurance? He gave me this look that i cannot understand. It feels like we are the only one here. We kept staring at each other until jimin pull my hand that he is holding. He brought my hand near his lips. I was not expecting it but slowly he dipped his head down to meet my hand. Slowly and gently, he kissed the back of my hand. He had his eyes closed. I was overwhelmed by everything. What is he trying to do. Why jimin? Why are you making it hard for me?

After that, he scooted nearer to me, without letting my hand go at all. There was no words exchanged between us at all. He placed his head on my shoulder, leaving no space between us at all. After that, he interwined our hands together, resting it at his lap. The back of my hand is facing up while his is facing down. My heart is beating so fast right now. Everything is too good to be true. Having jimin near me is what i always dreamed of but i knew, i shouldn’t expect anything. Nothing at all. If i did just that, no one will get hurt. Its for the best. Jimin never stop rubbing the back of my thumb until we reach our destination. I will sometimes give jimin a light squeeze at times. I can feel his cheekbone rise up from my shoulder.

I should do something.. i am enjoying this too much. I might do something i regret if i didn’t do anything. I shouldn’t follow along. Maybe, if i act like how i did few years ago, jimin might stop? I am sorry jimin hyung.. this had to be done. I don’t want you to find out about my feelings. I am afraid. I hope this will work..

After that, i try my best to avoid jimin hyung. If sometimes i would see him approaching me from the corner of my eyes, i would walk away quickly. I would always try to bath first even though usually, i would always let the others bath first. Just so that i can lock myself in the room sooner without bumping into jimin. I would always drag jin hyung to seat beside me. No matter where, inside the car, when watching movie at the dorm or whenever we have to sit, i would drag jin hyung. Jin would always give me a look as if to ask me why. Sometimes i can feel someone watching me so intensely. I knew it was jimin but i chose to ignore it of course..

At times he would try to touch me, i would walk away immediately, giving excuses like i wanted to go the toilet or stuff. We would talk like normal but i would avoid any contact with him. Everything was going well but my heart is not going well at all. It hurts like hell. I would sometimes went out from my room to go to the kitchen to see jimin and taehyung playing games together. They would bicker and laugh with each other. I would immediately smile when i heard his laughter. Its the most beautiful sound i have ever heard in my life.

Taehyung would ask me to join at times. I looked over at jimin briefly to see him looking at me with hope. I politely decline his offer making stupid excuse again.

I walked away before taehyung can say anything else. I went back inside my room and locked them immediately to prevent any intruders from entering.

(From here on, i am going to change pov)

Taehyung POV

Taehyung feels the drop in jimin’s mood immediately. He heaved a sigh of discontent. He looked over at his bestfriend who is looking down at the game console. How stupid can that jungkook be?!

He immediately wrap his arm around jimin’s shoulder trying to comfort him.

“Hey chim?”

Jimin kept looking down not answering at all. Taehyung can’t bare to see his friend so sad. Especially if its jimin. He immediately pull jimin into a tight hug. A few seconds later, he heard a soft sob from his friend. He feels like crying. It hurts to see jimin cry. He wished he can do something. That jungkook is such an idiot!

“T-tae..”

“Yeah jimin?”

“I-i think jungkook h-hates me..”

Hearing that breaks my heart. I grab his shoulder and gave it a light squeeze. He was still looking down but his tears keep dropping. Luckily everyone is busy right now or else it will be chaos especially if its about jimin crying.

“Hey, look at me”

It took awhile before he looked at me. Can your heart break twice? Because it did for me. His crying face is the most painful thing i have ever feel. He’s breathing is so unstable right now.

“No no jimin. You know he would never ever hate you. He would never. Trust me okay?”

His tears didn’t stop at all. He kept sobbing non-stop.

“B-but he act as if i-i am not here at all”

“That is because jungkook is being stupid okay? All you have to know is that he doesn’t hate you and he will never ever hate you.”

“R-really taehyung-ah?”

I gave him a firm nod. I pulled him into a tight hug and i would rub his back to comfort him. That fuxker.. he made jimin cry. If only he is not being an idiot right now.

Seeing my bestfriend like this hurt me alot. We have been through many ups and downs and jimin is always there for me ever since day 1, i was always the one needing the comfort and jimin rarely ever cry infront of me but now its my turn to help.

After around 30 minutes, jimin finally settle down in my arms. He fell asleep from crying too much i guess. Suddenly i heard the bedroom door open. I hoped its not jungkook. Turns out it was hoseok hyung. He approached us slowly and saw jimin sleeping in my arms. His face is still damp from crying. I gave hoseok hyung a small smile before I carried jimin to our room and gently placed him down on the bed. Hoseok was leaning against the doorframe waiting for me. After tucking him in, i gently wiped jimin’s tears with my fingers.

I looked over at hoseok hyung who is looking at me with a sad smile. I went out of the room and i took one last look at jimin before slowly closing the door to our room.

Hobi hyung and me went to the kitchen without saying a word. I sat down on the dining table while hoseok hyung took out his cup to drink water.

“Are you doing okay with your mixtape?”

I heard hoseok hummed as a respond.

“How is jimin?”

Well i knew he was going to ask. I let out a tired sigh before answering.

“Not okay.. it hurts me so much to see him like that. That idiot!”

Hoseok took a seat beside me.

“I noticed how jungkook had been avoiding jimin this past few days. Its like the old time again..”

I nod in agreement. I noticed too. I remembered how jimin cried when he thought jungkook hated him. It is like deja-vu again.

“I know hyung. Its stupid. That idiot thinks that he is doing something good but its not!”

I can see hoseok hyung nod his head in agreement at the corner of my eyes. Suddenly, his head shot up so fast that it shocked me. He look at me in the eyes. His eyes sparkling with some sort of mischief. I got a bad feeling..

“Taehyung.. are you thinking what i’m thinking?”

“Ummm…”

“Let’s make jungkook jealous and then he will explode!”

“Umm. I th-”

“BAM TAE!!BAMMM!!”

I was shocked at his sudden explosive sound effects. I let out a small laugh. Hoseok hyung is so cute. I reached out to his cheeks and pinched them lightly.

“Aigoo~ our hobi so cute” i can’t help it okay?

“Y-yah! I am older okay.” Aigoo he is flustered right now. Cute.

“Yeah yeah hyung. So what is your plan?”

Hoseok hyung went back to thinking and there was a few seconds of silence between us. During that time, i was studying his face, admiring him. He looked so beautiful. How he looked while thinking so hard. I smiled without realising. Hoseok hyung shines when he smiles. He is another person i cannot bare to see crying. He is my sunshine. If he cry, everything will turn dark.

“How about we tell the others first? Since they know about them. The more the merrier.”

I nod in agreement. I guess he is right.

“Well. You are right. How should we do this? Should i make a group chat?”

“Oohhh thats great tae! So smart. Do it do it!”

I smiled at how much light he is radiating with his beautiful smile.

“I know hyung. I am your favourite after all right?” I winked at him before taking out my phone from my pocket to create the group chat.

Unbeknownst to him, hoseok is blushing so hard right now.


Side note: some sad moments but some cute moments. And another couple?! Maybe ;) how was this chapter? Thank you for all your support💕💕 till the next chapter.

160130: BTS 김남준 Fancafe update

12:59 KST

Genuineness

Writing down after a long time when my heart and mind are at ease.

Living genuinely is kinda hard. The word ‘genuine’ is good so it’s genuine.
In my own perspective, genuineness can be a good thing, can be uncomfortable for someone and can cause damage. Last time, I don’t know about that. Now I’m not quite sure too but, to me genuineness is good and is important than anything else. I feel that in an individual’s life, your own genuineness is the most important.
That’s why I like my own genuineness.

The things I say in interviews and the music that I thought of genuinely brought a lot of misunderstandings from other people and unintentionally hurt some people.
There’s also a lot of times where it seems unfair. It weren’t my intentions, my lyrics weren’t out of hatred or to hurt someone but, it was just purely for me. I thought why did it became offensive? Why did it cause damage? Etc. I was ofcourse a little irresponsible about this. I didn’t know that my carelessness would make a negative impact. And I hated the people who hate on me.

Anyway, it’s impossible to make everyone like you, that’s a selfish thought. But actually, people feel that they live to love and receive love from people. When they feel that they don’t receive love, that’s when they feel like giving up on living. It’s not when they don’t receive respect as a human being. 
“It’s always a shame… why can’t people understand..” I always mutter that to myself like a habit.

Someone used to tell me this “People have their own rights to hate your or not. Why are you trying to control that? You have no rights to take away their rights to hate you. It’s their own opinion and you can’t do anything about it. But you can choose to not get hurt or affected by it. That’s your opinion and your own rights.”

I receive so much love and receive as much misunderstandings and hate.. I always fly into rage, suffer inside by myself, and make up excuses. I don’t like getting hurt so I end up putting up all sorts of defense to protect myself.
But it’s still the same.
When I get hurt, I got upset. It’s a shame. I’ve gotten stronger but I still can’t be brave. When I’m fighting with this frightening subject, acknowledgement, acceptance, vengeance, selfishness, and anger, I just.. I thought ah.. I shouldn’t be someone I hate.. I really hate that.

But the genuineness that I always had became a first priority to me. As I’m becoming an adult,I can now see the others’ inconvenience and damage and whatever that lies in the future is the same a purity/genuineness.
And as someone who knows very well with the feeling of receiving much love as much hate, I don’t want to blindly hate on someone.
That’s just not cool. Thanks to you, I became an adult. In the end, anger became a blessing and blessings may turn into anger too. What the adults said is true. It’s a blessing in disguise.

Just.. I hope people with warm, kind hearts don’t hate on other people for no reason. Being a person full of hatred isn’t that great. You don’t know how your words can affect someone. Words will become genuineness, then will become values and then eventually becomes fate.
I felt it from the words I say, and the words I heard. And you have to bear with the effect for a very long time. I want this world to be warm and comfortable to live in when I’m doing music. I think I should be an even warmer and genuine person first.
I still have a long way to go but I’m still learning slowly.

Being an adult is difficult. I wonder how these adults in their 30s and 40s fought their way through hardships alone.
I want to look at a lot of things warmly and give and receive love for myself and for the world.
So, I still love music like how I always do.  Even if I’m not warm, even if I’m not an adult yet, endure and listen to it.
I will give you a cool voice to listen to, so that’s why these days I’m always working. I love music the best.

Let’s keep our chins up. I will be a better me. Ofcourse.

translations cr: letmesuga

since no one’s awake …i gotta complain abt something i have never complained abt before ,,, my dad smelling like weed and assuming i don’t notice

About Us

Summary: Dan makes a huge decision about him and Phil’s relationship.

Word Count: 1659

Warnings: None

“Thanks for watching, guys. See you next Tuesday!” Dan says, ending his weekly liveshow on Younow. He doesn’t leave his room to eat his late dinner like he usually would, though. He stays in his desk chair, thinking.

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Midorikawa Hikaru, Hirakawa Daisuke, Kaji Yuuki, Konishi Katsuyuki, Toriumi Kousuke, Kondou Takashi, Takahiro Sakurai, Kimura Ryohei, Suzuki Tatsuhisa & Kishio Daisuke
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Enjoy~~!

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Reiji: hm… it is finally night… tonight’s moon has that kind of color that’s able to arouse us vampires… hehe, the tea which I’ve just made seems quite delicious too. It’ll be the perfect night if nobody interrupts me… somehow, I have a bad feeling about this.

*reiji’s sipping his tea when some tsukaima (1) approach*

 Reiji: aah… it was too good to be true. It wasn’t necessary for you to make my bad feeling come true, you know? Well? I’m talking with you over there, bat. You came here with a letter right? Give it to me.

*reiji opens the envelope*

Reiji: I wonder who on earth… hm…? Ah!! What…!? This… surely wasn’t the time to leisurely drink tea!

[1.43]

*reiji’s already called the rest of the sakas*

Ayato: hey Reiji. What the hell are you doing calling people all of a sudden? If there’s no good reason you better prepare yourself. Hey, Chichinashi (2)! Don’t just stand there! Try to complain a little, you too!

Kanato:It has nothing to do with me”. Your face is telling exactly this. Hah, in the end this is what you are… a cold-hearted, disgusting human. And in addiction you’re stupid too… you’re really beyond saving, huh? Right, Teddy? You think the same too, right? ok, this hurts a little

Raito: ah-ah… the one who called us was indeed Reiji but even if we did something to him it wouldn’t be fun at all… Then why don’t why just make this Bitch-chan pay in his place with her body? Nfu♪

Subaru: hah! You always have to say those absurd and idiotic stuff don’t you?

Ayato: Subaru, are you trying to defend Chichinashi? Haha what a looser. But it’s meaningless you know? She’s already mine.

Subaru: cut the crap! It’s not like at all! I wasn’t trying to defend her or anything… But get this into your skull before I fucking break it: she’s not fucking yours!!

Kanato: right, right. Regardless of how considerably disgusting Subaru was right know, I have to say that if you say something like that again, Ayato, I might get angry too.

Subaru: Hah!? “Disgusting”!? I can hear you Kondo-san hehe

[3.25]

Shuu: aah… just shut up… you’re all such a bother… I was trying to sleep, stop yelling. Aah…

Reiji: alright, alright, alright! Don’t start a fight over trivial matters please. Subaru! You’re always destroying walls or furniture! Who do you think is the one who has to repair them in your place? It is unbelievably troublesome so stop please! And Ayato, Kanato, Raito! Stop always stirring people up! you go Reijiji [nb. sorry, it’s a stupid joke between the name Reiji and jiji (爺), old man]

Subaru: you—

Ayato: tch.

Reiji: do not try to threaten me, it’s useless. Good, let’s get to the main point. It’s obvious that I called you for a reason. Please listen to me quietly.

Shuu: aah, stop giving yourself airs and just say it.

Reiji: it’s really unpleasant receiving orders from you, Gokutsubushi (3). But yes, I’ll do it. Take a look at this letter please.

*well, they do*

Ayato: huh…? Ah!

Raito: mmh? Whaaat? What is it? Let me see… an invitation to theVampire Tournament (4) that takes place every 400 years…?

Kanato: what is this Vampire Tournament?

Reiji: you don’t know it? It is a festival which is hosted every 400 years in order to determine who the strongest vampire in the world is.

Subaru: the strongest vampire in the world, you say? Hmpf, I guess that up until now it’s been that damn old man the one to win right?

Reiji:  yes, it is exactly as you say. However it seems that this time our father is too busy to participate.

Shuu: you’re saying that he wants us to participate in his place? Aah… it’s something that he’d totally do… dull… annoying…

Ayato: hah! Just bring it on! If it’s about deciding who the best is then I’m in. It’s just obvious that I’m the best.

Raito: you reeeeally like saying it, don’t you? Well, as for me I’m not really interested in it so I’ll pass. Nfu♪

Subaru: Same here. If there’s him to participate our old man can’t complain right? omg the way he said the last part (*ノノ)キャ

Reiji: unfortunately it isn’t so simple. Read carefully the letter please.

[5.44]

Kanato: let me see… huh? A “team competition”? Does this mean that we all have to participate?

Reiji: it sounds like that indeed. And since there seem to be three different parts of this tournament, I believe that we have to split into three couples and each couple will participate to one of those matches. Good grief, does our father really want to expose us to that much attention?

Kanato: I can’t believe it. Why should I do something like that!?

Ayato: why would you bother to participate if there’s already someone like me? Moreover it doesn’t matter if it’s a team competition, they can’t expect us to participate together.

Raito: aaaah… all this, it’s so like that person… he really likes making us brothers doing things together… ah-ah that’s so depressing…

Reiji: well, at any rate it isn’t like we have other choices. We must follow any order of our father. There are three matches as I said before, so please decide which one you’d like to enter.

Shuu: …why me…

——————————————————————————————-

Shuu: aah… let me sleep… so dull… why do I have to participate to this absurd tournament…?

[7.13]

Raito: yes, I feel exactly the same. Is there any point on winning at least? Like the permission of doing dirty things with some of the most beautiful girls of the world?

Subaru: that’s the only stuff you have inside that freaking brain of yours isn’t it?

Raito: eeh? But it’s normal, isn’t it? Pretend what you want but the reality is that you too want to do dirty things with Bitch-chan, right? Nfu♪ like eating her, licking her or making out with her… why don’t you just try to be honest once in a while? I say it all the time: I waaaant to do dirty things with Bitch-chan!

Subaru: just shut the fuck up! You want me to beat the crap out of you!? Eh!?

Reiji: put an end to the fight please. I forgot to say it but there seems to be an amazing reward for the winner team, so let’s try to do our best. I still have no idea what it could be though.

Kanato: an amazing reward? What could it be? I’d be so happy if it were a massive quantity of delicious cakes… it’s something to look forward to, right Teddy?

Reiji: if it is something which is given at this festival only, then we can surely expect something good, don’t you think?

Ayato: a lifetime supply of takoyaki would be so cool! ayato…

Shuu: who cares about something so stupid… I want to sleep…

Ayato: tch! Hey Shuu! What do you mean stupid!? Don’t joke around with me!

*ruki-kun & co. approach*

Ruki: hmpf, you’re as noisy as usual. Did you come thus far to yell out your internal discords?

Ayato: who the hell are you?

*turns to him*

Ayato: Mukami Ruki? how come it’s not interi yarou?

Ruki: it’s been a while.

Shuu: if you’re here too it must mean that… yep, that your boyfriend is here too

Yuuma: of course we’re in too! Why should it be different!? there you are

Kanato: could it go worse? I’m really starting to feel sick.

Azusa: huh? Kanato-san, do you hate us? Ah… I see… if it’s really like this would you kick me please? Oh… now that I think about it… it’s also fine if you hit me…? Really, it’s fine… Whenever you feel like it—

Kou: Azusa-kun, not now please. It’ll be troublesome if he really does…

[9.50]

Raito: aah…  meeting you all in this place… there’s no way that person isn’t involved, right? Nfu♪

Kou: don’t say something like that! We’re vampires too! Well, more or less… but we surely have the right to participate to this festival!

Ayato: “the right” you say? You’re all just a pain in the ass! Listen me well: if you try to get in my way I won’t forgive you!

Kou: whoa, Ayato-kun, you seem quite eager—

Ayato: shut up! I said I’m doing it and I’m going to be the best at whatever it is. Moreover I’m quite interested in seeing what the reward is.

Reiji: indeed. I would lie if I said I am not interested. It could even be something rare beyond comparison… after all, it is something designed for the strongest vampire of the world.

Ruki: hmpf… you’re really some quite greedy family… what more could you desire? Anyways, it seems that two teams only are going to participate: as you can predict they’re the Sakamaki team and the Mukami team. In this way, I’m sure we’re be able to settle some matters.

Kou: hmm… so it’s just us… maybe the people here don’t have interest in playing in a team? I don’t know why but I feel like that it’s a bit strange that there are so little entrants…

Shuu: shut up… why do you even care? Aah… the tournament is about to start… you better go. I’m going to sleep until it’s my turn…

Yuuma: this guy really lacks motivation eh?

[11.35]

Azusa: the first match is something called “the championship of the one who recognizes blood”. The entries have to distinguish the blood of the target from the others.

Raito: aaah yes, and the entries of this match are me and…

Kanato: me.

Yuuma: hah, so you’re playing in team eh? We’re just 4 so someone here won’t be able to participate… but don’t you get too excited. We’re going to make you understand that numbers don’t count. The one playing this match… it’s you Ruki, right?

Ruki: yes. Leave it to me.

*in the meantime kou gets to the stage and grabs a microphone*

Kou: ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the only festival which is hosted every 400 years: the Vampire Tournament! Your host is a handsome idol who’s perfectly able to both dance and sing: Mukami Kou! To be honest I was asked by the actual presenter to take her place and since the tournament consists in three matches only and I’d have been left out, I thought “why not?” and now here I am! Nice to meet you all!!

*fangirling*

Kou: hehe, thank you! Thank you and thank you again! And now let’s start the first of the three matches without any further delay: the championship of the one who recognizes blood! This match is about telling a certain blood apart from the others within a limited period of time. So let’s just start it! The entries of both the teams step forward! The time limit is three minutes. The one who will be able to recognize the target’s blood will be the winner! Ready? Go!

[13.25]

Raito: so here we are. It’s finally time to make our appearance, eh? I wonder what kind of beauty is the target… aah… just thinking about it makes me shudder! Nfu♪

Kanato: if her blood tastes bad I might end up killing her… it’s fine, right? After all there’s no meaning for a woman whose blood tastes bad to stay alive, right? And besides… huh? Isn’t she…?

Raito: whoa, Bitch-chan? Bitch-chan, what happened? Why are you over there tied up?

Kanato: now that I think about it, it’s true that I wasn’t seeing her… this means that she was kidnapped and left there? She’s really a dunce, isn’t she?

Ruki: I see… we have to tell that woman’s blood apart from the rest of the line. It’s this easy, right? Hmpf, I’ll be the winner.

Raito: nfu♪ Is that so? Even though you haven’t drunk as much of her blood as I have? I’m drinking her blood from aaaaall sorts of places, you know?

Kanato: hehehe, it’s the same for me. But I’m quite sure I’ve drunk more of her blood than you have, Raito is it even possible? So, the winner of this match will be me.

Ruki: let’s just stop grumbling and let the match decide, shall we? There’s no time to make unnecessary talks.

Kanato: hmm… so we have to recognize that girl’s blood among these beakers…? They’re labelled from the letter A to J.

[15.18]

Raito: hmm… I prefer drinking blood directly from the veins… ah, I guess it can’t be helped. Then let’s start with letter A.

*they all drink it*

Ruki: …nngh!? Cough cough cough…!!

Kanato: ngh… wh-what is it!? It’s so disgusting!!

Raito: bitter…! It’s so bitter!! Moreover it is kinda… sticky? It has a massive quantity of fat… pooh! Pooh!

Ruki: This… must be the blood of a man… a middle-aged man…

Raito: !!!!!

*raito throws up*

Kanato: Raito, it’s disgusting!! Don’t throw up in this direction!!

Raito: …even if you say that… ahh… I feel sick… brr… I’m sta-starting to shudder too… I ended up ingesting… the blood of an old man… of all people… why me…?!?

Ruki: aren’t you exaggerating a bit?

*raito is shivering… a lot*

Raito: …just thinking about it… makes my body… get so itchy…!!

Kanato: Raito, your face is so pale…

Ruki: you’re throwing in the towel, aren’t you? After drinking so little blood… this is exactly why I can’t stand nobles like you… really?

Raito: …nngh… I’m very delicate!! I’m crying No… I can’t… bear it anymore… I don’t think… I can go on…

*raito faints*

Kanato: wai— Raito!! If you do that I’ll be left alone!! Damn it…!!

Ruki: heh, a one-to-one fight eh?

Kanato: nngh… I will not lose. I won’t lose I said!

[17.27]

Ruki: that’s what I was hoping for. Come on, let’s taste the next.

Kanato: fine, let me taste it!

*they both do it*

Ruki: …hm? Ah… there’s no doubts, I’d say. This is Livestock’s blood.

Kanato: hehe, are you sure? Are you really sure?

Ruki: are you trying to make me think I’m wrong…? Stupid strategies like this won’t work with me. I’m sure of what I’ve just said. This is Livestock’s blood. Want to hear more? I can even tell you what her feelings were when this blood was drawn

.

Kanato: ah—! I ca-can do the same!

Ruki: I can taste so much fear in it… it was drawn from her about an hour ago, as soon as she had been caught. Being kidnapped and having your blood drawn out of the blue… it’s no wonder that she was so scared.

Kanato: stop talking like you know everything!! I already knew what you said!!

*bells ring*

Kou: TIIIME UUUUP!

Kanato: huh? Already!? That was too fast!!

Kou: huh? But the three-minutes time limit has already passed. Well now, it goes without saying but the winner is… our Ruki-kun!

Ruki: hmpf, so the game’s over.

*kanato starts crying*

Kanato: …sob… I won’t forgive you… talking like… you know everything about her… when… I’m the one who’s always been with her… I… will kill you…

Reiji: Kanato, try to calm down now please.

Kanato: THERE’S NO WAY I CAN CALM DOWN!!

Shuu: …ahh… shut up… you woke me up…

Reiji: good grief… injuring the pride of your family in the middle of a fight… you’re really a shameful eldest son, aren’t you? Gokutsubushi, it is your turn. Please wake up.

Shuu: ahhh… dull…

Subaru: then why don’t you just give up and lay there eh?

[20.05]

Shuu: if only I could… you know what it could happen if that old man finds out right?

Yuuma: seriously man… have you ever thought about enjoying life a bit more? You just keep saying dull and boring about everything…

Shuu: shut up, don’t tell me what to do. So, it’s our turn right? What’s the match?

Kou: let me see… the next match is… Tsukaima Chinese whispers (5)! Use properly your tsukaima so they can give you the right message, then say it. The time limit is again 3 minutes. Who are the players?

Yuuma: as for the Mukami team there’s me. Hehehe, I’m going to leave you blue-blooded people speechless.

Shuu: ahh… this is just a waste of time… but okay, let’s do it. From the Sakamaki team there’s me and…

Subaru: …me.

Kou: now that the players are chosen, please select three of your tsukaima.

Yuuma: hey you guys! If you mistake the message even a little I’ll cut you to pieces and use you as fertilizer for my garden! Got it!?

Subaru: tch… it’s the same for you… just try getting it wrong… I’ll fucking destroy you all. I’ll rip you all to shreds and make Reiji use you as raw materials for his poisons.

Shuu: ahh… why are they getting so fired up? Hey, you guys… just do what you can.  No need to break sweat, okay? I don’t care about winning…

Kou: whoa, it’s nearly amazing how much apathetic this vampire can be… well, whatever. So, are all the preparations done? The person who’s going to whisper the message to the tsukaima is… this person!

Subaru: …ah!? That’s—

Kou: that’s right! Our M-neko-chan!!

Shuu: ahh… whatever… hey you, choose something easy.

Yuuma: SOOOOW!! LET’S JUST START IT!!! the hell…?

*the game starts*

Kou: as we can see the tsukaima have just started to fly and are now rushing to M-neko-chan and gathering around her! She’s now giving the message to them…!

Yuuma: HEY! DON’T GET IT WRONG! THERE’S NO ONE WHO WANTS TO BECOME A FERTILIZER RIGHT!?!

Subaru: don’t you even dare mistake!

Shuu: yaaawn

Kou: it seems they’re finally back! Yuuma-kun’s and Subaru-kun’s bats have terrified expressions while those owned by the apathetic guy look for some reason pretty carefree! But now, will they all be able to give the right message to their owners?

*bells ring*

Yuuma: I got the message!

Subaru: me too!

Shuu: …dull…

Kou: now that each player has his message let’s see who got it right! First we have… Yuuma-kun!

Yuuma: gotcha! The message is “Yuuma-kun I love you”!

Subaru: hah, sure. Seriously, can you be more stupid? The message I got is… h-huh…? w-well… i-it’s— tch! S-s-s-su-su-su-su nngh— SUBARU-KUN I LOVE YOU! really, this guy… (/ー\*)

Yuuma: hey hey, stop saying gross stuff. You’re not inside one of your weird dreams. Geez, you’re really desperate…

Subaru: HUH!? WHO’S THE ONE INSIDE WEIRD DREAMS!?

Yuuma: huh? You’re picking a fight, you punk?

Subaru: I’m gonna destroy you!

Yuuma: you’ve got guts, haven’t you?

Shuu: okonomiyaki are good.

Subaru: Huh!? What are you saying now!?

Shuu: I said… okonomiyaki are good. This is the message, right? Hey, that’s right isn’t it?

*you say it is*

Kou: huh? It’s right, M-neko-chan?

*opens a piece of paper that contains the message (6)*

Kou: ah! It’s right! The winner is Sakamaki Shuu-kun!

Shuu: ahh… geez, just leave me alone…

Subaru: shit! What the hell it’s wrong with you guys!? Why did you get me that fucking message!?

*subaru’s tsukaima run away*

Yuuma: tch! Hey, you guys too! What’s with that damn message?!

*yuuma’s too*

Shuu: ahh… dull… ‘night.

Yuuma: hey, you bastard! Wait a sec!

[25.00]

Reiji: alright, alright, that’s enough. The match is over. Take your grudge somewhere else please.

*raito awakens*

Raito: …eww… I still… feel sick… but somehow… I’m able to… stand now…

Ayato: hey Raito, in the end you’ve awakened eh? It’d have been better if you hadn’t hahaha

Kanato: I agree. When you fainted I started to feel uneasy and lost to that guy. It’s only your fault!

Kou: …and the Sakamakis are fighting as usual. Now, let’s go to the last match! It is the bloodsucking pleasure that involves all the members (7)!

Ayato: hehe, it’s my turn finally. I was getting tired of waiting!

Reiji: finally it has come mine, as well.

Azusa: the last one is… me…? oreee kaaah Hehe… I can’t… wait to start… if I do my best… may I get… some punishments…?

Kou: we don’t really need any explanations for this match, right? Basically the players have to drink the blood of an already selected person. And that’s all. Now, let’s see who this person is…

Ayato: hahaha, isn’t it pretty obvious after the previous matches? It’s Chichinashi, isn’t it? All I have to do is make her feel good, right?

Azusa: Eve… I really like… your blood… you too… like my blood… right…? Heheh… errrrr

Reiji: so it seems that we are finally going to play a match worth for a vampire.

Kou: wait you three, let’s not jump to conclusions now. I still have to say who that person is—

Ruki: stop beating around the bush, just say it.

Kou: ahh… you too, Ruki? Right, that person is… the man who’s standing over there:  Lord Richter!

Ayato: HUH!? RICHTER!?

Reiji: it… it cannot be possible… why him!?

Azusa: I’m sure that… that man’s blood… tastes horrible… I don’t want to… drink it…

Kou: let’s explain this a little! The outcome of this match will regard one single individual, since it is easier for the person who’s going to be bitten to give a right verdict. Please select the first candidate. —-by Karl Heinz. Well, after all this is the truth. So, who’s this candidate?

Ayato: Reiji, you go.

Reiji: …!! Ayato… you go first.

Azusa: Ayato-san… you like… being the best… right…? I… hate it… so it’s fine… if you’re going… to be the best… no… I should say… please be the best…

Ayato: noooo waaay!!

*he runs away*

Azusa: ah… it’s unfair… running away…

Ayato: becoming the best after sucking Richter’s blood… this is never gonna happen!!

[28.22]

*reiji catches ayato*

Reiji: wait a moment! If you run away now you will surely dishonor the name of the Sakamaki family! Do you plan to sully our father’s face!?

Ayato: nngh… lemme go…! Damn it Reiji! If you don’t wanna that to happen then you go first to suck his freaking blood! Let me go…!!

Reiji: …ngh… forget it…! I always… have to take the responsibility… for all the things that you all don’t… this time… you’re the one to go…!!

Ayato: …ngh… hey…! you there…! Azusa…!! Help me!! well, if he isn’t cute

Azusa: …me? I… like Eve’s blood… so I can’t…

Ayato: …!! Didn’t you hear me!? I asked for your help!

Azusa: I’m sorry… but… I like Eve’s blood… because… it’s so delicious… I don’t… want to drink… that man’s blood… hehe… if you’re angry… you can hit me… but even if you do that… I won’t let you go…

Reiji: hahaha you’re really someone who does understand…

Ayato: …hey, you guys!! Stop just standing there like idiots and help me!!

Raito: mmh… but to say the truth I kind of want to watch you drink his blood…

Shuu: heh… yeah, me too…

Kanato: I think it would suit you very well… hahaha

Subaru: …same here hahaha

Kou: it seems that the scrappy relationship of these brothers brought us a candidate… Ayato-kun!!

Ayato: STOP IT NOOOOOW!

Ruki: what an unpleasant sight… come on (8), be a man and go first.

Yuuma: that’s really what you should do! Watching you sink your teeth into that old man’s skin will really be something worth to see. Make us enjoy the show okay? Haha

Ayato: DON’T EVEN JOKE ‘BOUT IT…!

*ayato’s able to run away*

Azusa: it… hurts… ah… I have a new wound… hehe… how should I call it…? Ah…! Wait…!

Ayato: LIKE HELL I WILL, YOU IDIOT! Damn it! If that’s what it takes then… I’ll destroy this damn place!

Reiji: …! Catch him!

Ayato: I won’t let you…!

*ayato makes his tsukaima go against the others*

Kou: oh my! Ayato-kun’s attempting to strike his tsukaima against the others while still escaping!

Kanato: w-wait! Why are you—-!?

Shuu: you’re so annoying…! Don’t coil around me…!

Raito: the only one allowed to coil around me is my cute Bitch-chan…!

Ruki: you damn things… stop bothering me!

Yuuma: what the hell…!? How dare you… coiling around people’s bodies…!? You wanna become fertilizer eh!?

Subaru: …ah!? Let me go! Damn it, fuck off! Nngh…. you damn things… I said… FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

*err… well, I hope they didn’t die…*

Subaru: AYATO!!! YOU BITCH!!! I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!

Reiji: …!! Subaru! Please calm down now! If you keep doing it this place will fall down!

Subaru: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Kou: …! Su-subaru-kun! Calm down…!

Ayato: …you’re pissing me off. Cut it out, you cheeky bastard!!

Kanato: seriously, stop it! The roof of this place is about to fall down!

Azusa: aah… if we’re smashed under it… it’ll surely hurt right…?! We’ll all be sloppy…

Kou: tch… everything is in a mess… HEY YOU GUYS! EVACUATE NOW!

Subaru: gwaaaaaah…!!

Ayato: taaake this…!

*adieu*

Shuu: ah-ah… there’s nothing left… everything is smashed to atoms… what’re we going to do about it?

[33.40]

Reiji: good grief… how are you two going to explain this to father?!

Ayato: tch! It’s not my fault! It’s Subaru who started first!

Subaru: hah!? It’s you who set your damn tsukaima against us!

Raito: okay, okay! It doesn’t matter anymore! Just look around! This place doesn’t exist anymore! And look at our clothes! They’re falling to pieces!

Ruki: ahh… how are you going to clean up all this? You know, it was a festival which was hosted right here every 400 years…

Yuuma: he’s right! I hope you’re gonna pay for this!

Kou: ah! Don’t worry about it! Just a minute ago Karl Heinz-sama called and said that the victory is ours! Look over there! That’s our reward!

Reiji: tch, normally I would have complained… but thanks to my stupid brothers I simply cannot say anything.

Azusa: …aah! What is it…? It’s really big… don’t you think…? It’s entirely wrapped around some kind of cloth… I can’t wait to open it…

Kou: I wasn’t told the contents as well! Ruki-kun, can you unwrap it?

Ruki: sure.

Yuuma: ah-ah, you have to pull that cloth!

Ruki: then let’s just pull it. It’s something given to us from Karl Heinz-sama… it’ll surely be something rare and beautiful.

*he unwraps it*

Ayato: huh…? What’s that?

Shuu: …I wasn’t expecting that…

Raito: hahahahahahah no way!! Who has such a bad taste!? Hahahah

Kanato: now I understand why there were so little players… hahah

Subaru: …it is… an enormous… golden statue of… our old man…

Yuuma: …I’m… speechless…

Kou: …but it’s not like we have to put this thing at ho—- we… have to… don’t we…?

Ruki: err… it’s… a present… so… we’ll gladly… put it at home… what about the back yard? …behind the trees.

Yuuma: HUH!? But there’s my field there! There’s… not enough space to fit this!

Azusa: why are you all saying such things…? I like it…!

Kou: ah, then let’s put it in Azusa’s room!

Azusa: no… I can’t… it’s too bright… it makes my eyes… blink too much…

Shuu: …thinking about it… we should have expected it…

Ayato: in the end it’s a good thing we didn’t win. Hey, what about Chichinashi? Where’s she gone? She’s not… under these rubbles right!? Hey, Chichinashi! CHICHINASHIIIIIIIIH!

notes:

(1) 使い魔 (つかいま) Tsukaima are basically familiars, spirits or otherwise magical creatures which aid a magician or sorcerer… well, or vampire I’d say.

(2) 乳無し (チチナシ) Chichinashi, titles, pancake, whatever you like. I personally like “pancake” a lot but you know.

(3) 穀潰し (ごくつぶし) I usually just write “good-for-nothing“ but maybe it’s better to leave it like this. It can also mean parasite, deadbeat, loafer, drone, idler… but it doesn’t feel right writing something like those ones. Reiji is not so mean, poor guy.

(4) Well, as you can hear from the drama CD what is said is “Vampire Pick” (ヴァンパイアピック). I wanted to write it like that but I’m not sure if you can say “pick” meaning a challenge/tournament in English so I decided to write “vampire tournament” to avoid misunderstanding.

(5) You know it right? The telephone game basically. One person whispers a message to another, which is passed through a line of people until the last player announces the message to the entire group. Errors typically accumulate in the retellings, so the statement announced by the last player differs significantly, and often amusingly, from the one uttered by the first. (thanks Wiki)

(6) As a proof only. It’s not used in the game.

(7) This one sounds even worse than the other two. I’m so sorry.

(8) I don’t know if you noticed it before, but Ruki calls Ayato “sannan”. Now, if I heard it right it should be this thing 三男 and it means “third son“ (maybe he knows that he’s the third one among the triplets…?). I still have to do Ayato’s or Ruki’s route on MB so it’s possible that he says it there and it has completely different kanji so the meaning it’s totally different. I was afraid to mistake so I just avoided to write it down in the translation.

BTS REACTION to gf asking them to massage her sore boobies

Requested by boobie-peasant @hello-btsfangirl. Hope your boobs won’t be painful after these imaginary massages, dear peasant!

Taehyung: It was that time of the month again. You felt like swollen ball fish and your boobs were sore. “Taeeee” you veiled childishly when your boyfriend brought you the water you had asked for. Tae looked at you and kept his distance. “Do I need to throw chocolate at you?” he asked. “No, but could you massage my boobs? They’re really sore” you asked him cutely. Tae’s face went into an error. He was half smiling, half screaming without sound. He opened his mouth to say something, but a dumbfounded “ehhah?” came out. “Please?” you begged him since you really wanted to be close to him. Tae swallowed and sat behind you. Then he just put his palms onto your boobs. “Ummmmmmmm… like this?” he asked still now believing the situation. “Just think that they’re two water balloons” you guided him, forgetting who you are talking to…

Originally posted by k-pop-is-my-narcotic

*insert boobs here*


Suga: “What is it with you grabbing your boobs all the time? It’s distracting me” Yoongi complained when he was writing some lyrics to a notebook. “You have no idea what happens to a female body when–“ Yoongi stopped your rant by putting a finger onto your lips. “Okay, move over, let me help” he said calmly. “What are you even gonna do. It’s not like you know—- ohhhhh boy” you sighed when Yoongi gently grabbed your boobs and gave them a perfect squeeze. “Stop complaining. You’re just sore, right?” he muttered to himself as he kept on massaging. “Yoongi, I-“ “Shhh, I’m doing this only if you’re quiet.”

Originally posted by sayjjanhae

Rapmonster: “No! Not like that! OUCH JOONIE!” you slapped his hands off of your boobs. “But I did it like you like it in bed?” Namjoon asked with confusion in his voice. “Idiot! That is a different thing. Be more gentle. Like this” you showed him by moving his hands lightly. “Oh…” Namjoon said as he got into the hang of it. “This really helps?” “You bet” you sighed. Namjoon was quiet for a while before he spoke his mind: “But this is not as much fun…” You leaned back against him. “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that, because you’re gonna love massaging them for the next five minutes.”

Originally posted by hogays

Jungkook: “You feel uncomfortable in pain too, right?” you asked Kookie who nodded. “So if you massaged my boobs now I would be like a puppy for the rest of the evening - if you do it well that is” you tried to encourage him. “But why do I have -“ “So you gonna do it or are you gonna go buy be 2 liters of ice cream and watch me get fatter on this couch?” you asked him with a serious voice. “O-okay” Kookie answered and started massaging your boobs. Ah the joy of dating someone with little experience about times like this can sometimes be very beneficial…

Originally posted by sugutie

Jin: He saw you squeezing your boobs lightly with a frustrated expression and immediately came over. “Don’t do it so harshly, jagi. Let me do it so you can relax” Jin said and you two sat down on his bed. “Wow, are you secretly massaging boobs when I’m not around?” you had to ask him, because his long fingers did a very good job. Jin just laughed: “Should I? Maybe this is my talent? Should I show it next time on weekly idol?” “Only if the victim is Jungkook. His chest is growing bigger and bigger after those hours spend in gym” you replied.

Originally posted by hopeatuuli

Jimin: He giggled with an insecure voice. “Ma-massage your boobs? Me? How? Why? Ah, jagi, really?” “Yeah, I’m just so tired and sore and I hate the world, but I love you so I kinda just wanna be close, but at the same time I feel like I really need the massage” you complained fast so that Jimin could comprehend only the half of it. It didn’t stop him from being a super cutie though. He hugged you, ruffled your hair and then took a step back to stare at your chest. “Hello boobs, what are we doing today?” he said cutely and grabbed them as if experimenting how they move in his hands.

Originally posted by bangtanskoala

J-hope: “Oh stop that” he said half teasing, half serious when you massaged your boobs slowly when you two were resting on bed. “But they are so sore” you told him and pouted. “They are?” Hobi asked and squeezed one of them to see your reaction. “Ouch!” you slapped his hand. “Ohh… they’re really sore…” Hobi awed. “Should I massage them?” he asked with sparkling eyes. “Oppaaaa, don’t think of any dirty thoughts now” you complained. “But can I?” he was persistent. “Sigh, just be gentle” you told him. “As always” Hobi laughed as he pulled you quite roughly closer.

Originally posted by taekookie-bts

hand warm up before getting to it