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OKAY SO I JUST DISCOVERED THIS BAND/PERFORMANCE GROUP CALLED STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE?!?! AND WOW??! I’VE ONLY HEARD LIKE THREE SONGS BUT LIKE JUST LISTEN?!?11 AND WATCH BECAUSE THEY LOOK PRETTY AWESOME?!?!1

>teacher says “everyone write names of living creatures on scraps of paper!!”
>horribly misunderstand instructions
>scribble down whatever
>“alright, each student will combine two of their papers and tell the class what their new creature is!”
>student 1: i made a crab horse!
>student 2: i made a duck wombat!
>student 3: i made a mongoose fish!
>look down at paper
>bill clinton+screaming worms
>*starts sweating*

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STOP EVERYTHING AND LOOK AT THIS ALBATROSS MATING DANCE. PLEASE