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Nickelodeon Game Show Prize Tiers

You’re A Fucking Pathetic 11-Year-Old Tier:

  • candy

I Wish I Got Candy Instead Tier:

  • a duncan yo-yo

Your Little Brother Is The Only Person Who Wants This Tier:

  • some R/C car

At Least You Tried Tier:

  • a sony walkman
  • a yamaha keyboard

Dude, Holy Shit! It’s a Fucking Nintendo Tier:

  • a fucking Nintendo!

Your Parents Immediately Have To Call Off Work And You Have To Miss School, Because Once Recording Is Finished We’re Shipping You From Universal Studios Orlando to MCO to Fly To … .

  • THE FUCKING BAHAMAS

This Wasn’t Worth Getting My Heart Rate Up and Having to Talk To Mike O’Malley Tier:

  • Holding the Aggro Crag sculpture for 30 seconds and scuffing at the inferior children before Nickelodeon production assistants take the Aggro Crag away from you for the next recording.

Only The Dead Know Peace From This Evil Tier:

  • SPACE CAMP