His arrival at SHIELD headquarters was uneventful.  Reg had expected a little more entertaining of an experience, based on all that he’d heard and the reports that had crossed his desk from time to time when he’d been an Assistant Director in the FBI–but he was disappointed.  
It looks like any other top-secret government installation, Reg reflected sourly.  "Seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all.“

Shouldering his bag, he went in search of Agent Phil Coulson.

agentadofo-blog  asked:

BOSS. The Ducklings are sitting in my office, all carrying clipboards and looking expectant--did I miss a memo?!

Oh, err– It’s typical protocol to instruct them to do some sort of… Miniscule task; Sending them to a sector that doesn’t exist, requesting an complex lunch order within an impossible time frame etc.

It’s quite a way to exercise your creativity in the field of espionage. Yes. Espionage.

Oh, well, I sent this to you right after I spoke with him.  I was irritated with how he talked to me, but in retrospect, maybe he just didn’t know some facts yet.

He was patronizing, but he didn’t seem to realize that I live with all of the people on the Avengers Initiative along with several S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.  I didn’t enlighten him.  Perhaps that isn’t common knowledge?  He also seemed to think that Tony and Stark Industries are enormous charities that I’ve taken on.  That always irritates me because why would anyone think that I’m a CEO pro bono?  And why would living with Tony be a great sacrifice on my part?  He happens to be my best friend.

On the other hand, if I were to go around being irritated about how people view my relationship with Tony and his company, I’d be throwing things like a gorilla at every reporter on every interview.  It was unfair of me to expect that your new agent would have a different view than the one already in the media.  I do hope that everyone on S.H.I.E.L.D. realizes that Tony’s an actual person, though.

Anyway, that’s the long and short of it.  I hope everything’s going well over there!  Thanks for looking out for us.

((ALRIGHT I had to delete and start over because of various issues, but Agent Reg Adofo (the Lion Man) is now OFFICIALLY up and running and online!  If you sent me a message and haven’t gotten an answer yet, please send it again ;_;  Guys I am too dumb to tumblr))

Well, I generally spend an hour or two at the practice range after work.  You can never practice too much, and a good agent knows his weapon inside and out.

After that I usually either stop for dinner on the way home or get take-out, and I spend the rest of the evening reading case files.

And then I drink myself into oblivion on weekends.