agent-fowler

TFP characters as dril tweets
  • Optimus Prime: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Ratchet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”
  • Bumblebee: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
  • Arcee: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian
  • Bulkhead: i fear my tropical fish no longer respect me after i accidetnally stumbled backwards & smushed my ass hole right up against their $3000 tank
  • Wheeljack: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
  • Cliffjumper: priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. “MILLERTIME” lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corpse & sending me to hell
  • Smokescreen: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Ultra Magnus: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin
  • Jack: yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "
  • Raf: downloading shit loads of counterfeit papa john coupons through unsecure wifi net works
  • Miko: DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "Kick My Ass" challenge. please dont do this ME: you have no power over me, old man
  • Jane Darby: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Fowler: i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to stop tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
  • Megatron: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infant
  • Stascream: I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in
  • Soundwave: im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes
  • Knockout: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad” , “its ineffective” fuck off
  • Breakdown: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Arachnid: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Shockwave: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
  • Predaking: please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
  • Dreadwing: (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
  • Unicron: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird

My favorite moments of Transformers Prime are Optimus being cute. Like tapping his fingers in The Jackhammer cause he clearly felt awkward LMFAO Or “But I will bring you back a snowball” my heart melts every time. Project Predacon is a gold mine. The little hmm he makes when he sees he’s to Thicc to get into the tunnel is deadly. As well as, the looks he gives Agent Fowler and Ultra Magnus. His face was priceless and he basically said Fowler is a bit crazy so I just nod and mobilize, I dunno what the frag he’s saying half the time.

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

did anyone else notice the direct Star Wars reference when Agent Fowler was talking to Breakdown and pretending to be one of the Decepticons?


“…But it’s fine now …How are you?”

Sound familiar?

The difference was, Breakdown actually bought it. 

“…Uh, never better. I know it’s thankless down there, keep up the good work, huh?” BLESS HIS SPARK

anonymous asked:

"Ratchet" and "his kids" when it came to the human headcanons made me really giddy because IT'S TRUE! 😂 they're his kids if you TOUCH them you are having an immediate surgery you will most likely NEVER recover from. Oh my god can you a tfp headcanon as to how Ratchet became The Dad when he was left on Earth with the humans????

*cracks knuckles* are you ready to FEEL anon????

  • He’s SUPER protective of these kids. Ratchet, naturally, is a caretaker and had plans for a family before the war. Now he’s blessed with these teeny fragile children and NO ONE’S gonna take them from him. 
  • Raf is always at the base when he’s not at school. Ratchet happily teaches him everything he wants to know and is eager to hear about his day. He’ likes it much better than going home.
  • Miko is a Wrecker through and through, and Ratchet has to watch out for her. Sometimes she does dangerous things on purpose, just because she likes the attention. While most people have seemed to push her away when he misbehaves, Ratchet brings her closer. It’s… nice.
  • Jack reminds Ratchet so very much of Orion. He helps him when he doesn’t know what he wants to do for a career. Ratchet assures him that he has the potential to do anything he sets his mind to. Jack quits at K.O. Burger and- for now- takes a part-time job at the local library.
  • After everything that happened in Predacons Rising, it was up to Ratchet to tell the kids what happened. It was one of the hardest things he’d ever had to do. These are children, sparklings, thrust into a war that wasn’t theirs, given duties beyond their years and friends that left them when it was all over. And now he has to tell them Optimus is never coming back. 
  • The night that he tells them the kids stay at base. Their parents are told they’re having a slumber party- having fun- but they’re really curled up in a blanket nest in Ratchet’s quarters.
  • Miko has to go back to Japan, Jack has to start working full time, and Raf’s parents are finally starting to notice their boy is never around. Ratchet feels as though his world is falling apart, and this time Optimus isn’t around to pick up the pieces. 
  • He hears that Optimus’ legacy is being erased on Cybertron. He has to go back. Everything is in disarray. This isn’t the equality they worked so hard for. Vehicons are still being treated like drones! And now, though the war is over, he’s told he needs to go search for decepticons? So, exhausted and lost, he heads back out into space, where he found Undertone.
  • He chases a decepticon right down to earth and… there is Optimus. Alive.
  • Look… I’m not saying he was disappointed in Bumblebee is RID, but he was disappointed in Bumblebee in RID. He didn’t contact the children?? Didn’t contact him when he learned Optimus was still alive?! He understands Bee has his own team now, but… 
  • Everything has changed! He just wants to rest. He just wants to be with Optimus. He just wants… to see his children.
  • So, instead of going back to Cybertron, he takes Optimus back to their old base and asks Fowler to contact the children. While they’re waiting he voices his fears and Optimus holds his servo, telling him that it will be okay. The war is over, and things will get better. Everyone, including Bee, is still learning.
  • And with the three children running excitedly to greet him and his Conjux Endura, Ratchet realizes his dream has come true. He has a family.

Lord have mercy that got long! Sorry for going a bit off topic but… I really want Ratchet to be happy and I really wish RID would’ve done better.

RID AU #2

In which two very different humans are involved in the RID battles. 

The show starts out as normal, with things on Cybertron and the Prison ship crashing. 

The change comes in who the humans are. It’s been three years since TFP and Agent Fowler is semi retired. When Ratchet left the base and never came back they shut down Unit:E and locked all of the Cybertronian tech away in the hanger. 

He’s living in the country with his housemate, Miko Nakadai. Miko chose to go to college in America but because she doesn’t have family, Fowler opts to let her live in his home..provided she doesn’t play Slash Monkey past 8. 

Jack and Miko are dating but Jack is off training, he and Miko Vid Chat whenever they can. June is going to University to become a doctor and Raf has advanced to College. 

Things are normal for Fowler and Miko..until the Alchimor crashes into the woods behind Fowler’s home. 

Underbite is stopped just like in the show but instead of moving or setting up in a Junkyard, Fowler revels that he still has the access codes to the Unit:E Facility. 

They just got to rebuild the Ground Bridge and keep is disguise. 

Thus the Bee Team is formed and Fowler is able to get things done without the need of a costume or two. If necessary sometimes he sends Miko in as a distraction. 

They do a slightly better job at keeping the whole in Disguise angle, and Miko and Grimlock are best buddies. 

Bee wonders if Miko just attracts big green Autobots to herself. 

Energex
  • Agent Fowler: Someone needs to be alert tonight. This Energex is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted!
  • Knockout: (Cries) He didn't even know ONE thing, I didn't even say ONE thing, and then he asked me the WHOLE thing, and I didn't even do it ONCE!
  • Wheeljack: I'm like, an Elephant, okay? If I walk into a room it's like, okay, he's in there!
  • Arcee: I'm not gonna tell you! That- that bitch over there! (points at Knockout) I'm gonna tell- I don't have to-! I don't have to brag!
  • Optimus Prime: ... (Giggles) ...Ba ba booey.
  • Smokescreen: Hey! Turn this music down! (Garbled singing) Farts and boobs and love an' stuff...MACAROOONI SALAD!
  • Bumblebee: (EXTREMELY RAPID AND AGITATED BEEPING)
  • Ratchet: ... (snorts) He ha hhha HAH-hgk! (Coughs, Wheezes)
  • Ultra Magnus: (Dancing cheerfully)