Why Agent Maine is a dork
-His goofy attempt to get up after Texas kicked his butt.
-He picked his brute shot like a kid in the candy store
-After the above he showed off to Wash to make sure it looked cool.
-4 words: He’s scared of heights.
Shout out to @a-horse-in-a-jacket. Sorry it’s so short.
New rule for why x is y: feel free to recommended what you want the character to be as well, that was dumb of me to not let people do that, sorry. If this disappoints you jacket, feel free to recommended again.