agent bering

Sometimes it feels as if queer shipping is a lot like being alergic to chocolate in a candy store. You keep asking for lemon drops, and they keep giving you chocolate but you’re just like no, I can’t eat this can you please give me the lemon drops that are behind your head? I’m short and can’t reach and I need you to get them for me. Thanks. And then they laugh at you and tell you no, here’s some chocolate it tastes good lot’s of people like chocolate have some and it’s just like motherfucker don’t you understand I’m allergic and can’t eat chocolate any more give me the damn lemon drops I know you have them don’t pretend you don’t see them

Last Call for Vodka Update

I’d already been planning an update before this weekend’s Bering and Wells revival sprang up. It was my birthday on Friday so I offer a loose follow up to Chapter 32 for this year’s reminder of getting older. Thanks for reading. Check it all out here.

Got a high tolerance when your age don’t exsist

She’d managed to perfect the look of understanding over the years, even when she didn’t.  Missing the ending of her era and the 20th century altogether meant that she would never fully be versed in the new world. But she was HG Wells after all and there was no way she would not put her best effort forward.

Claudia had been an excellent tutor on many of the current technical advances.  She would never equal the mastery that her young friend had, but her skill was beyond sufficient and she now could gather information unfettered when needed.

Steve and Leena had introduced her into modern philosophies of life, death and everything in between. Buddhism had been found mostly in the Orient during her time, a region that she now wished she had visited more. (But that would have meant trips with Kipling which would have been intolerable.) Steve, with his patience and insights was a wonder.  Leena, with her old world ways mixed with the modern was the other side of the coin. She wouldn’t go so far as to call herself a Wiccan or a Druid but her beliefs coupled with her ability to read auras fell more along those lines than any modern religion.

Arthur, of all people, had been her guide in the classical arts.  He had overheard her humming one of the arias from Schumann’s Genovena one day in the office and inquired about her study of romantic artists of her time. They had taken several trips to Chicago for both the opera and the symphony since that day.  She would never forget the moment they shared in front of A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte by Seurat. For the first time in a century she cried over who and what she had lost during her time in the bronze.

Pete, with the assistance of Claudia and the supervision of Myka, had nearly overwhelmed her with modern pop culture and sports.  Movies, music, slang, social media-everything he could think of.   She tolerated the brutish sports, like American football and hockey (a favorite of Myka’s) during the fall in exchange for the art of tennis and baseball in the summer.  They had planned two trips to Wimbledon so far that had been dashed by life or death artifact retrievals. But Helena was determined to see the Williams sisters play in person before they retired.

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2x01 vs 5x01, meeting HG Wells and Lisa da Vinci

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“I hate what you’ve done with the place. It’s far too modern and clean” 

“Opposed to old and dirty.”

“I prefer the term ‘Steampunk’ darling”

Doctor Who / Warehouse 13 / Agents of SHIELD AU - The Doctor somehow manages to come face to face with a future regeneration. They don’t appreciate the encounter. Their respective companions Myka and Skye find the whole situation amusing if not bewildering. Fitz misses the whole encounter due to the TARDIS leading him astray and moving both the rooms and corridors around to get his attention and spend time with him.

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Bering & Wells / Scandal AU

Myka Bering, a former White House Communications Director starts her own crisis management firm, Myka Bering & Associates, only to realize her clients are not the only ones with secrets.

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#Warehouse 13