i know i keep coming back to the space mall but hear me out: let’s just say as months pass the paladins gain more and more attention from the rest of the known universe, to the point they’re almost like celebrities (i wonder if autographs and merch and m&g are a thing in space but i can imagine stuff like that happening. you know at the end of the avengers, where ppl start to imitate the heroes’s hair, or have tattooes or do graffitis those kinda stuff). during a random stop at the space mall there’s a space newsagent’s and there’s this one magazine who has them on the cover and full of your average readbait (?) titles of every typical teen magazine. a special insert about slav and his alternative universes theory, interviews with the paladins, gossip columns in which it’s discussed whether keith and lance are together or not (which makes them blush furiously and makes keith use his cracky voice for a while) and special posters a la zarkon in the sm episode. except that none of them has ever sat down on an interview with the locals, and they’ve never done photoshoots.
“I didn’t pose for this???”
“Why did they publish the photo from my bad angle???”
“Who wrote these????”
“Oh my god guys do we have….space paparazzi??”
“I never revealed my skin routine to this magazine what the hell????”
“hey…they called me gorgeous man again eheh….”
“why do i look like i haven’t slept in years”
“cuz it’s true.”
and so on. i’ll let you imagine who said each one but….it’s clear i think ;)
It was lonely at first. But you get used to it, the silence. Finally, you come to love it. By the loch, I can hear the water ripple at the wind, the clouds moving in the sky. I hear the world as it’s meant to be. Folks say, “Take the money, put thy feet up.” I know every inch of this land, every bird, every animal. They’re my family now.
yo guys i’m not gonna talk about weight and the “diet” my parents are putting me on anymore on here.
i don’t wanna make this whole dilemma i’m in more of your problem than it has become. also i like my tumblr being a place of escape. i may have vented initially but i don’t feel comfortable discussing it any further on here…
thank you for all the messages about it rly but i think i gotta tackle this myself or just live through it xx
benny: um yes hi i uhhhhhhhhhhh– benny: y-yes, i’m ok, bobbie is ok, she’s– benny: no-no!! the house isn’t on fire or anyhting. i just uh– benny: w-wait u don’t have to come over an–
rhea: BENNY!! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME GRIFFIN WAS GONE FOR SO LONG??? benny: well hehe uhh… i though he would have mentioned somethi– rhea: I AM GONNA STAY WITH YOU B/C I WANNA SEE MY NIECE AND MY FAVORITE BOY AND— WAIT ARE YOU PREGGERS AGAIN??? benny: ehehe… hello auntie rhea… yes, there is a bby in my belly. it is so hungry all the time, pls save me. > <