after i got her

anonymous asked:

How many cats do you have? Do you want more and would otabek disagree with that sentiment?

I have three cats at the moment. Potya, the oldest who’s 20 years old and on his last legs essentially. I had him as long as I can remember. Mariska is 10, and she’s been sick off and on, Grandpa got her for me a couple years after I was taken away from my mother, as a form of company for me and Potya. And then my newest kitten, Tatyana I adopted her a couple weeks ago when I found out Christophe had a friend who was giving away his kittens and she needed a home. Nobody would take her because she wasn’t as pretty as the other kittens, and they were going to get rid of her until I room her. She’s beautiful enough for me.

i convinced my sister to watch an episode of dghda with me so here are a few gems:

her: so are they [estevez and zimmerfield] like sam and dean of this show?
me: um not exactly
her: [staring at estevez] yeah he’s dean

her: [after i called bart my wife] you’ve got weird taste in women

me: [about rowdy 3] i know it’s hard to believe but they’re not actually the bad guys
her: they’re not?? what are they doing to him?
me: sucking his energy out. they’re kinda like vampires but they don’t feed on blood
her: and that’s not bad??

  • Me: sees queen Elizabeth is trending
  • Me: hasn't had an emergency news alert from the BBC
  • Me: is confused

anonymous asked:

To add to the useless wlw stories: I have a heart condition and it does not mix well with overwhelming gay. One time I couldn't leave the ER until my heart was cleared but my nurse was so cute and nice and I was so gay but every time she came in my heart would flip out and I had to stay longer. I eventually was let out after her shift ended and I got a new nurse. Another time a girl wiped some ice cream of my face and I literally passed out because she set off my arrhythmia. ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

lmao i’m so sorry i’m laughing

My favorite headcannon is that Jack has an amazing singing voice and he doesnt even know it.

One day when they’re driving in the car, Bitty has his Sappiest Love Songs Ever playlist going, and Jack’s hitting every note in If I Ain’t Got You. By now Bitty knows Jack can sing, so he posts a video of Jack just going at it on his twitter. The offical Falcs account retweets it. Lin-Manuel Miranda retweets it. Bad Bob retweets it with a “He definitely got that one from his mother”. #WhatThePuckZimmermann is trending #1. The world absolutely loves that this big, quiet, awkward hockey bro also belts it out to sappy love songs on long drives, and Bitty is so proud they finally get to see a part of the real Jack.

Here’s more of my “I’m avoiding college work” work. 

Classic Lara is the best Lara. Just sayin’

anonymous asked:

I believe that Sherlock texts Irene about John a lot. And for some reason I like to think that Sherlock texted her after he got out of the hospital about how John saved him and that's why she texted back.

I think the same. The conversations usually goes like this:

I : Have you told him yet?

S : Told him what? 

I : You dumbass.You are so pathetic.

I : Happy birthday you gay nerd.

S : Do me a favour.

I : No I can’t send John ‘I love you’ from you. That shit doesn’t work like that . 

S :Send me a text on exactly *this* time.

I : ooohh playing the jealous card you nasty fucko.

S : will you do it?

I : Consider it done.

S : thank you.

I : Tell John today that you are hungry okay ? :>

S : stfu

the way travis throws out devastatingly sad character details so casually is gonna kill me one o’ these days. like, “tell julia i love her.” “i named my fish after him.” “they got married in a gazebo magnus built himself.” “magnus really thinks dying & being reunited with his wife is gonna be his ultimate reward, living forever is the least appealing thing in the world to him”

Symmetra being autistic is honestly very important to me???

Like, we rarely get an autistic character in media outside of the rather offensive (in my opinion, at least; we all have different thoughts on this and I don’t speak for every autistic person) stereotypical portrayals, like Big Bang Theory’s Sheldon (ugh).

Not to mention she’s a female autistic character; those are even rarer because people frequently see autism as a thing exclusive to cis men.

And anger over turret cheese notwithstanding, she’s generally well-liked by the fandom.

AND her autism isn’t the only thing that defines her.

I could put this in a lot more words but I’m too tired right now.

I drunk emailed a rescue dog adoption agency 3 weeks ago - had no idea about it after, and I just got an email back about picking up the dog! Her name is Missy, and she’s only 5 months :(((( this could really be my child. 

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Chelsea ( @opensmother-lippedlover​ ) and I ( @jessjust​ ) met December 5, 2012 on Tumblr (Yup, I remember dates well). Immediately I noticed how sweet, polite, and interesting she was. We continued to talk here and there, and making our relationship official months later. We dated for about six-months. Initially everything was great, but the long-distance was awful and we were too young to know how to handle it. We called it off. We went our separate ways; fell in-love here and there with other people. 

Years later I was working for the Texas Legislature, near done with my undergrad degree, and with the flexibility to move anywhere. I then realized how much I kept thinking about her, wishing to share the precious memories I was making at my job, how supportive and uniquely proud she would be — and truly how much love I still had for her. Not knowing where she was in life I decided to reach out to her, told her how I felt and she left me waiting (lol) Some time later she finally came around and told me she felt the same way. Well the rest is really history. 

(The day she asked me to be her girlfriend)

We left Philadelphia and houston, and we moved to Chicago after I got a scholarship at DePaul Law School, and she began her education to become a Veterinarian. Most importantly we created our own little family with our baby Gatsby, a cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Now I’m proud to call her my fiancée. I would give my life for her. 


We’ve had bumps here and there like any other couple, but we love each other enough to fight for each other. That’s what’s important. And why I proposed December 17, 2016 at the art institute!

She may still get mad at me when I forget to place the new toilet paper in the holder and I may still get annoyed when she talks through a movie. All in all, that’s what a relationship is about loving each other and ironing out the little differences.

We want to share our little story with details sometimes left out by the media. With our relationship on the spotlight I hope this encourages others to love and work hard for their relationships ❤️ love is out there, it’s just hard to keep.

(This is an old video Chelsea’s dad filmed of the first time we saw each other again after years apart)

More photos of the engagement can be found in our Instagrams: Cnicolem_ and J.essrdgz

Got a newbie on my team today, they picked Mercy. They were like, level 7. I went Pharah as I normally do if I miss grabbing Mercy and stuck to new Mercy like glue.

A S76 was chasing her down and she was jumping about, panicking, so I dropped between her and s76 and blew his ass up. I suffered close-range damage from the rocket, but Mercy healed me basically immediately.

Mercy thanked me, and I got a PM after the match thanking me for protecting her so much during the match

plz be nice to Mercy players, especially new players.