after about 7 months

Neighbor sued me after harassing my dog for months, lost horribly.

About 6 or 7 months ago, my neighbor got a drone. I don’t mind people having hobbies, but for some reason he insisted on flying like the biggest jerk possible. He would hover in front of other houses and windows, try to “race” cars going down the road, and worst of all he had a habit of flying his drone in my fenced back yard buzzing over my dog, diving low just over my dogs head before circling around to do it again. My dog isn’t small, he’s about 70lbs and a Malamute, but the drone terrified him, and I was worried what would happen if it hit him.

I asked my neighbor several times to please not fly in my yard and explained that it was scaring my dog, he basically told me to get lost and laughed in my face. When it still continued, I called the police. Unfortunately there wasn’t much they could do other than ask him to please not fly over my house/property.

Finally, in late December it happened - my dog got tired of his shit and managed to catch the drone right as it was diving towards him. He shredded the drone, the thing was just a jumbled mess of wires and plastic.

Neighbor was pissed. He stormed over to my house swearing and threatening me, which I ignored. A week later, I got a summons to small claims court - he wanted $900 for the cost of his drone and an additional $300 for supposedly denying him access to his property (the drone sat in my yard for a couple hours before it was retrieved). F*ck that. He could have killed my dog. I don’t have kids or a girlfriend, I just have my dog who is my best friend for the past 7 years. That dog has moved with me three times, was there when I graduated college, saw me buy my first house and my first new car. I love my dog.

Went to LegalAdvice, got some great help from them. Turns out, him suing me was the best thing to ever happen. When we got to small claims court, the judge basically laughed away his claims that I had intentionally trained my dog to attack his drone. But little did he know I was prepared. I had dozens of photos of my yard showing it was impossible for him to “accidentally” fly that low to my dog, videos of him harassing my dog in the past, and I had saved all my medical bills from taking my dog to the vet. $700 for an xray? Check. Another $250 to sedate him during? Why not, don’t want him being uncomfortable. Full dental exam with tooth cleaning/repair? $400. Then there was the cost of anti-anxiety meds and a secondary check up, wet food for a week in case his teeth were hurt, and extra just for good measure. In the end, the a-hole ended up owing me almost $2,000, and now is being investigated by the FAA for not having a registered drone and violating several FAA regulations concerning drone flight, too near an airport, too close to other people, out of sight of operator and waaay above the maximum altitude.

Enjoy never being allowed to fly drones again, d*ck.

i need poc wizards and witches getting sick of the hogwarts food after so long. there’s only a certain amount of eggs, bacon, and toast they can have for breakfast, and roast beef and potatoes for lunch and dinner for their 7 years of schooling. after about a month of school, they’re all just where’s the goddamn rice??

i need korean witches begging the house elves for some kimchi, and indian wizards craving biryani, and mexican wizards just dreaming for some pozole.

because who can really live without their culture’s food for 7 fucking years?

No matter how many times I re-watch s2ep8, it always gets to me. Watching Shiro go from “Keith fights his own battles. I won’t interfere though I will always support him.” to “MOVE ASIDE, I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY LIFE.” is just so emotive for me. I remember the first time it brought me to tears, and here’s why:

From s1ep1 it’s so clear that Shiro thinks Keith is someone strong, someone dependable that will always pull through, which Keith proves time and again from the moment he rescues Shiro from the Garrison doctors in s2ep1. Heck, Shiro believes so strongly in Keith that he allows himself to show vulnerability (s2ep1) because he trusts Keith will come through for the both of them. But I think the Trials of Marmora is the first time that Shiro gets to see Keith be vulnerable, gets to see past the facade that Keith hides behind (something that makes the trial seem as much of a challenge for Shiro as it was for Keith) and that seems to evoke a protectiveness in him that I don’t think was really there until the moment he saw Keith and himself in the virtual mindscape.

That felt like such a turning point and I think it was also the moment when Shiro finally came to terms with his and Keith’s feelings. While I’m still disappointed they never showed the two of them talking about Keith’s visions in the mindscape or the fact that Keith was willing to give up what was arguably most important to him for Shiro, I feel like they must have had some sort of conversation behind-the-scenes. They just seem so much closer after? 

The Hug™ in s2ep9 (god bless that moment ;3;) is the first time Shiro ventures past his usual shoulder touch when it comes to showing his affection for Keith. But not only that… in general after this moment he seems to hold back less, seems more expressive when it comes to Keith. And there’s also the fact that I think the moments between these two in the final battle of s2ep13 were incredibly intimate, but that’s a topic for another post…  

But most importantly of all, I noticed that post s2ep8 Shiro never again brought up the “if something ever happens to me” line that kept upsetting Keith so much because now he understands.

Honestly, this episode was such a turning point in their relationship and my sheithen heart thinks that’s just so beautiful. <33

I’m Sorry

Request: Can you do an imagine if y/n and Shawn fighting and maybe she accidentally cuts herself or just hurts herself during the fight and Shawn kinda just rushes to hell and forgets about the fight? Thank you!!
A/N: hey hey hey!! i’ve been having a social life but i’m back now bitches. THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR 472, SO ALMOST 500 NOTES ON KEEP QUIET, IT’S INSANE OMG
Rating: I for INTENSE BITCH no jk maybe maybe not
Word count: 1.2K


I woke up, feeling as I do everyday. Normal. I showered, cleaned, read and finished paperwork, all the same as any day I would. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but I definitely felt off today, like something would go wrong. Nothing did, not even while grocery shopping. That was normally the point of my Saturdays where everything goes south and I return home ready to cry or kill.

I was lugging the bags towards the humble abode when I noticed Shawn’s jeep in the parking lot. It was strange not seeing his name flash up on my screen for the duration of my shopping trip, not even a text to ask me to get him a Toblerone from the candy section. I’d assumed he was napping or something since he’s been in the studio all day.

“Hey Shawn, could you come he—What’s your problem?” I breathed once I finally entered the front door, Shawn’s icy gaze already on me. I set the bags on the countertop and huff, resting my hands on my hips.
“Nothing, m’fine.” He mumbles, waltzing straight past me and into the kitchen.
“Yeah, clearly, right?” I gave up for the moment, refocusing on the remaining bags in the car. I mustered up the last of the energy I had and marched down the stairs to claim the last of the shopping bags.

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anonymous asked:

Do you think karren's death was necessary for tsukiyama and the plot of the story?

In my honest opinion I feel like her death was necessary to complete her character arc. This is because Karren spent her whole life since she joined the Tsukiyama family looking out for Tsukiyama out of her love for him. She hid herself from him and kept her feelings to herself for so long. Yet, in her final moments she gave her life to save him, and she admitted all her feelings. This lead to in my opinion one of the most beautiful scene’s in Tokyo Ghoul. Where Tsukiyama accepts her feelings, and accepts her for who she was and told her to let him go and that she wouldn’t be punished for putting herself first for once. He told her that all in German and it gave her what she needed and she gave up her life without any regret.

This deeply impacted him as shown from panel of her pushing him upward and he watches her fall.

Now to tell you the honest truth, at first when I saw that Tsukiyama forgave Kaneki I was a little upset by it. As Kaneki was the reason that Tsukiyama lost, Karren who obviously Tsukiyama care about a lot. Yet, the more I thought about it the more I realize that him forgiving Kaneki in many ways carries weight of that scene. This is because Karren showed him what unconditional love was, that if you really care for something you have to give it up, and also stay true to who you are. Lets not forget that Tsukiyama was angry and upset by what Kaneki did, and it’s a small shift in him

Yet, Chie told him that he did it to save him from the CCG, and while Kaneki to my belief threw him and knew that Karren would save him, as Karren started fighting him to protect Tsukiyama.

I feel like Tsukiyama forgiving him is months of mourning and acceptance as this scene takes place about 7 months after everything. While I think that Tsukiyama is still hurting, he also has to remember that Kaneki wasn’t the reason the CCG came after his family. Kaneki was following orders and he still tried to save him even if it was harsh and it cost Karren her life. I feel like Karren’s death might not be the biggest plot change, it did affect Tsukiyama as I feel like he is finally being honest with himself, as he isn’t playing the rich fool, and he is trying to help Kaneki who he definitely loves. I feel like he took Karren’s final actions to heart and is living his life as he is and for someone he loves. While I wish her actions had a more clear ripples in the story, it’s soft and behind the scenes much like her character. I do hope that Kaneki and Tsukiyama talk about it at one point though.

I’m off-seasoooooooooon vacation town doot do do doot do do doo

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*Loud purring*

Baby Lombax Headcanons?

  • Ears are overly-large at birth, and are too heavy for infants to lift (generally) until 6-7 months old
  • Stripes appear after about 12 months
  • They are especially fragile to cold temperatures, and can easily die from hypothermia.
  • They are also very dependent of attention, especially for the first 12 months (Lombaxes are naturally very social creatures).
  • They are blind for their two first weeks, eyes are tightly shut.
  • They, thus, first familiarize with their parents through their sense of smell.
  • Fur colour can slightly change within the first months.
JEALOUSY

BTS; Jimin x reader (y/n)

genre: smut

Originally posted by sugaglos

summary:You were hanging out with your childhood friend, jaebum at a cafe around where you and your boyfriend, jimin lived. Jimins lets his jealousy take over him, and he decides that he needs to prove your his, and only his.

As you laughed along with jaebum, you saw a familiar figure walk into the café you were hanging out in. “Oh my god, one sec I’ll be right back.” You said to jaebum. You ran up to the figure on line and called out. “Jimin-ah. What are you doing here?” He greeted you with his squishy smile, and pulled you into a warm hug. You peered at jaebum over by the tables to see if he was okay and looked back at jimin. “Who’s that?” He questioned squinting at jaebum.

“Oh it’s my friend, jaebum.” You said looking over to him. Jimin glared at jaebum while whispering into your ear “I don’t like him.” You playfully hit jimin in the arm “your just jelly.” you said walking back to the table you and Jaebum were sitting at. As you and jaebum talked you kept seeing jimin from another table giving you two glances, so you quickly dismissed jaebum and sat down next to jimin. He looked at you, over his shoulder and sipped at his coffee before speaking. “So, do you have a thing for him?” You knew he was jealous but what he said was still shocking to you. “What?! Of course not!” You shot.

“Well, I’m going to show you that your mine, and only mine.” He said, smirking and looking you up and down. You chuckled and rolled your eyes before you two got up and walked back home.

As soon as you opened the door to your house, jimin quickly slammed it shut and locked it before pinning you to the wall and roughly kissing your lips. You felt a warm feeling forming in your underwear as you two proceed. As his lips worked his way down to your neck you felt one of his hands reach under your shirt, drawing random patterns on your skin with his fingertips.

You two somehow kissed your way over to the couch, and at that time he had you pinned down, his legs between yours, firmly grasping at your tit. He made love bites all down your neck. With every suck you felt his warm breath on your skin, which sent shivers down your spine every time you felt this sensation. You ran your fingers through his hair as he wandered lower and lower down your body. He pulled off your shorts and underwear in one swift motion as a hungry look grew in his eyes.

Jimin quickly unbuckled his pants before thrusting into you. He was so big that you were still adjusting to his size after a while of dating him. He roughly thrusted in and out of you, being sure to claim you as his.

“I bet Jaebum can’t fuck you like I do.” He said, cockily.

You moaned in response as he continued thrusting into you. He steadied himself on your waist, taking a few last thrusts before you both came. He pulled out of you and laid down, cuddling you on the couch.

“I like it when you get all possessive over me.” You said biting your lip while rubbing circles on his chest.

“I cant help it. You’re mine, and only mine.” He said, kissing you on the forehead before tucking your hair behind your ears.

Authors Note: Annyeong its meee Tae again. After a Hiatus of about 7 months due to school and busy schedules, I AM BACK!! Hope you guys enjoyed this smut, and I should hopefully be back soon, ly guys. Oh and P.S. I’m supposed to be writing an exo fic but my brain is being fucking goofy so just wait I swear I’m trying. AND BTW check out seventeens, MAP6, and IKONS comebacks, they made me soft asf.

MOONLIGHT

(requested by anon)

Kai Parker x Reader
word count :
5 213
warning : smut
summary : Reader and Kai live together but are not a couple. One hot summer night he wakes up and she is not in the house.
* not my gif
keep reading after the cut 😈🔥 [somehow this one turned out longer than i thought , the original draft was like nearly 7k words 🙈 - whoops]
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It was almost July and this summer appeared to be the hottest one yet. Skies were clear all day long with only small white fluffy clouds glading around as the sun climbed higher and higher. Y/N and Kai stayed inside mostly because being in the sun felt as if someone was holding a hot iron on their skin , literally the sunrays burned like fire as if trying to burn them alive.

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“Someone looks hot.“ said Kai walking into the living room , looking at Y/N from head to toe. Suddenly she closed her sketchpad and left it on the coffee table , looking a little startled. Her hair had stuck to her face and her cheeks were a bit rosey. He wondered what that gray smudge on her cheek was. He had been downstairs in the basement to grab a blood bag , not realising she’d be out of bed by the time he got back upstairs. The past few days Y/N walked around the house barely wearing a t-shirt and Kai found that more than distracting. He knew it wasn’t her intention to do that , she just couldn’t stand clothes in that heat. A couple of times he caught himself day dreaming about her - having her in his arms and finding another way to make her feel like she is on fire. Y/N would reach for something at the top shelf in the kitchen cabinet and the shirt would lift itself just enough for him to slip into his dream and imagine himself standing right behind her , his hands roaming her body all over , tearing that shirt off her.
“What?” wondered Y/N , her eyes widening a little at his words. Even more seeing him wearing only his boxers again. Suddenly the room felt hotter and it had nothing to do with the heat coming from outside. Her skin felt as if it was on fire and it was all because of Kai. Seeing him shirtless did that to her every time.
“From the heat I mean.” he said smiling nervously. “And in general.” he muttered to himself. “Do you want a popsicle ? Might help you cool down.”
“Yeah , t-thanks.” smiled Y/N. She looked at him , somehow doubting he had meant the heat as a reason. Or maybe it was wishful thinking.
“I still cannot believe you said ‘yes’ when I asked if I can move in with you.” said Kai , opening the freezer to get him and Y/N one of the popsicles he had made the day before. He turned around , giving her the frozen treat unable to take his eyes off her. The heat was driving her insane , but the way she was dressing was driving him completely mad. Kai felt his skin burn and it had nothing to do with the heat outside. It had to do with her.
“I didn’t.” said Y/N. About 7 months ago , right after the wedding Kai had shown up at her doorstep asking if he can stay over for the night. That one night had turned into another and another… “You showed up at my doorstep covered in blood saying ‘can I sleep here?’ to which I replied ‘yes’ and ever since I can’t seem to be able to get rid of you.”
Y/N laughed , punching him playfully in the shoulder. Her tongue licked her popsicle from bottom to the top before taking a small nibble of the top.
“You love having me around. Admit it.” he teased , laughing along with her.
“Fine.” she said with a smile , raising her hands. “I actually do love having you around. At first you were annoying me 24/7 , now you are annoying me like 12/7. What would I do without your constant talking and that smile in my life.” she reached towards him and pinched his cheek. “Plus without your cooking I’d starve and die.”
“I wouldn’t let you die , Y/N.” said Kai suddenly serious.
Y/N smiled , gazing into his eyes. She wondered what that had meant. Every now and then Kai would say something like that or she’d catch him starring at her and when she asks him about it , he’d just say ‘nothing’ and change the subject. A few times there had been these moments between them when he or she would reach for something , resulting in both of them standing barely an inch from each other , longingly gazing into each other’s eyes. Those moments took her breath away but also frustrated her a lot. Y/N had feelings for him. It was inevitable - how was she to resist his charm and those sexy blue eyes of his that somehow seemed able to get her to do whatever he wanted. Kai had gotten under her skin and no matter how much she tried to shake him , it just wasn’t possible. Y/N had been trying to find a way to tell him but words always got lost on their way to her mouth. Her had reached for her phone on the coffee table , knocking down her sketchpad along with it making a few pages of it she had torn away spill on the floor.
Kai’s eyes went wide. He blinked a few times to make sure he wasn’t dreaming. On the ground there were a couple of sketches with his face drawn on them - on some he was smiling , on others he appeared to be looking at something.
Y/N followed his gaze. “Oh sorry. I was just -”
“Why would you draw me ?” he wondered , halfway through his popsicle. Kai reached for one of the papers , seeing a drawing of himself in profile. It hadn’t been a picture of him she had drawn. It had to have been by memory , but why would she draw him ? He held the drawing to his face , imitating the image on the paper before starting to laugh. “Those are really good. I didn’t know you are that good. Hey maybe sometime I can pose for you to draw…or something”
“Thanks. I might take you up on that.” she smiled. “And I couldn’t help myself. How can I resist drawing your handsome face. You are not mad , are you?”
“Flattered - yes. Mad at you - never.“ he said a little amused. “Well except when you steal my pork rinds.”
“I have never-”
“They walked out of the kitchen cupboard all by themselves then.” he said amused. Y/N stared at him and started to laugh.
“Fine. It was one time.” she said , finishing her popsicle. “I was hungry. I’ll buy you more. Promise.”
Kai smiled at her ,tucking in a strand of hair behind her ear catching her gazing into his eyes. He had feelings for her , even though he couldn’t understand them completely. All Kai knew was that he’d anything for her. Y/N was constantly in his thoughts - day or night. Always lurking in the corners of his mind. At first it all had annoyed him a little - not being able to focus on anything else but her. Then it confused him , even more so after he had become a vampire and his emotions got heightened. Those feelings have been the reason he had shown up at her door step. Kai wanted to be with her only he never seemed able to find the right time or way to tell her. Sometimes Kai wondered if his feelings weren’t one sided. Specially in moments like this. She could’ve drawn whoever she wanted but instead had chosen him. But it wasn’t just that - intentional or not Y/N had been wearing his t-shirt the entire day yesterday and today too. It had to mean something right ?
“Y/N , there is something I have to -”
Y/N’s heart rate had increased the past few moments. Kai was starring at her again , his eyes drifting all over her. Her phone rang and for a few moments she hesitated getting up. Whoever it was , they’d have to wait.
“Wh-what is it?”
“Nah … it can wait.” he waved his hand.
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah … yeah.” said Kai getting up. “Do you want another one ? Popsicle I mean. I made quite a few of them. Had a feeling you might like them.”
“Yes please.” she beamed at him , taking her phone. Her eyes followed Kai until he left the room and walked into the kitchen. A sigh left her lips. He looked hot as hell from every angle , it made her knees weak and if she hadn’t been sitting , probably she would’ve dropped on the floor. The way he had been looking at her a moment ago had her head spin out of control. She had wanted to lean in towards him , push him onto the couch and touch every inch of his chest , and almost had. Probably would’ve too if the phone hadn’t interrupted them. Y/N waved her hand at her face trying to create any wind , however small , to help her cool down with no luck. “Damn…”

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anonymous asked:

Okay, i need your help, You dragged me into the the beautiful mess that is red velvet, I've been spending the last few hours on a roadtrip blasting Body Talk, im in serious need of how to remember their names, PLS HELP ME HOW?????

How did i drag u into this!! This is pretty much a RV blog so you must have liked them already to find me HEH ;DDD but ok sit tight here we go this will be long and im sorry for replying late

Bae Joohyun aka IRENE | March 29 1991

She’s the leader. Yes she’s beautiful, the jewel of Daegu (where shes from) but that is ! not ! all ! She’s also a really good dancer and when she raps (listen to their song Zoo EDIT: OR OMG THEIR SONG CAMPFIRE HOW DID I FORGET) i die and when she SINGS i also die. She might seem a little ““““cold”””” but she’s just kind of shy (she’s opened up a lot more since debut) DONT BE FOOLED shes literally WILD when shes w/ the members. She ALWAYS wins when RV plays games and  she loves Wendy’s butt too! Fans refer to her using the bunny emoji (judy hopps)/watermelon emoji (her fruit in Red Summer era). She’s the oldest yet most flexible and likes to wear acupuncture slippers. Her hobbies include ironing and staying at home.

Kang Seulgi aka SEULGI | February 10 1994

This is the person in charge of CHARISMA in the group LOL She is the 2nd oldest and trained the longest out of all of them (a whopping 7 years!). Despite going through a slump (which she’s admitted multiple times) prior to debut she still managed to pull ! through ! and she is always so enthusiastic and precious! She sometimes has a delayed reaction to things skmfksd Many ppl consider her the best dancer in RV and her vocals are nothing to deny either!! I believe she’s supposed to be the best in Japanese out of the members?? She loves Pringles and her fav flavor is the original one (Pringles UK knows her). She’s apparently the least flexible member and fails at splits. Fans refer to her using a bear emoji (because shes soft like a bear) and the pineapple emoji! She also likes to draw!

Son Seungwan aka Wendy | February 21 1994 (shes my baby im going to write a lot)

She moved to US some time in 5th grade and attended middle school in Minnesota and then moved to Toronto Canada for high school! She was in her school’s choir and she did covers (legendary Halo cover) it’s really cute :(( She’s literally SONSHINE and is rlly nice to everyone and the members said their first impression of her was this incredibly kind person (at 33:55). She’s also really embarassing and awkward but it’s okay (watch their 4th ever v live). She also sings really well and has this amazing voice . Netizens attack her a lot for being the ‘’’ugly’’ member and call her fat etc which probably made her lose a lot of weight to look like how she is now which I don’t really like talking about because it makes me so sad… Her hobbies include baking and cooking food for other ppl (her seniors/staff/etc) and finding underrated songs! Fans refer to her using the hamster emoji/orange! Because I love her so much I’ve made like text posts w/ random info about her LOL so check it out if you’re feeling bored ( PART 1 / PART 2)

Park Sooyoung aka Joy | September 3 1996

She used to be the youngest before Yeri joined! She is “cutie sexy joy” pretty much the sexy member in RV and she loves introducing herself with a hair flip it’s amazing. She went on WGM and she’s imo the best member at variety ;) she is part of vocal line and has this really clear voice that makes you go </3 when you hear it!! She is also the tallest member and basically towers over everyone else lmfao Recently she turned into actress! Joy starred in a TVN drama called “The Liar and his Lover”. She is a troll and i love it (one time she told a fan to eat fart on UFO sadjkksk it was a joke obviously). She likes watching videos about training dogs and her dream is to become a dog trainer despite never having a dog beforejfdsksd Fans refer to her using a chicken emoji/ kiwi emoji!

Kim Yerim aka YERI | March 5 1999

She actually joined about 6-7 months after the others during the group’s cb with Ice Cream Cake. She got a lot of undeserved hate for it and OT4 stans can leave. She’s really improved her singing when RV made a cb with Rookie which Wendy has acknowledged and is rlly proud of her for (i can’t remember what time but its in this v live). She is also a good dancer! She got put with Seulrene for the dance intro during SMA 2016 . The fandom calls her a scammer lmao and she is literally the sassiest little shit but we love her for it. She’s also probably secretly the heir to SM if not the CEO already because she’s always really bold with her statements about SM LOL She also cackles and i love it; her dream is to become a vampire and she’s RV’s social butterfly and she likes making weird food combinations… Fans refer to her using the turtle emoji and the grape emoji!

ewokkiddo  asked:

Did I ever mention the time about 7 months after I started at McHell, the hiring manager, one of my coworkers, and this non-work-related guy I vaguely remember from a few classes in high school were fired got arrested like 20 minutes away from our location? They'd shot a guy in an attempted robbery. The other managers didn't really like us talking about it, and the way I first heard about it was a quick blurb in the crime blotter in my local newspaper.

Beauty Guru Seungkwan
  • Okay so I know my blog is like 98% a incorrect quote blog
  • but like I couldn’t resist doing aus for our favorite boys
  • so I’m definitely gonna do YouTuber!Seventeen aus
  • and this shall be the first one! (also just a quick note, I’m sorry for the shit “moodboard” collage thingy. That’s like the first one I’ve ever made)
  • okay now onto Beauty Guru Seungkwan
  • Seungkwan’s channel name would totally be something like ‘Faboo’ and he would probably call his subscribers like boos or honeys, some total cliche but cute nickname
  • He started doing Youtube videos back in 2015 whenever he was only like seventeen and to be honest he was terrified to even do it at first
  • because he didn’t have the best camera set up nor the best make up nor was he confident in his make up skills
  • plus how would people react to a guy doing make up videos
  • he start out doing two videos a month because he sure as hell weren’t trying to get caught by his family or friends doing Youtube videos bc he thought he would probably get shit for it
  • plus he still wasn’t the most confident with his skills or his own looks
  • but after about two and a half months he had 7 thousand subscribers who were all praising him for how good he was at make up and how good he looked
  • by the time he turned eighteen he had moved in with a friend and was doing four videos every two weeks
  •  he was getting so much more confident in doing his videos by this time as well!
  • Beauty Guru Seungkwan would totally be breaking gender stereotypes
  • like he’s already doing make up videos and proving that make up isn’t just for girls
  • he would also be wearing chokers because who the hell ever said chokers were just for girls and that guys couldn’t look good in them?!
  • also Boo Seungkwan in a choker is 100% the hottest thing anyone will ever see in their life
  • A N D stay with me here, just imagine…Boo Seungkwan…in thigh highs!! SUCH A CONCEPT RIGHT?!
  • well guess what he wears ‘em!! This boy is getting so confident and being himself in all of his videos
  • he’s loud, he’s extra, he’s sassy, he’s honest, and all of his subscribers love it!!
  • he would probably have like 825k subscribers and he obviously would be verified on YouTube
  • he would do special videos every now and then as ways to thank his subscribers
  • like whenever he got to 2,000 subscribers he did a cover of Chandelier by Sia and let me tell you something
  • his subscribers went ballistic because they were in love with his vocals!
  • that video is one of his most viewed videos right next to the video he did with his roommate Seokmin where they covered the song Lay Me Down by Sam Smith
  • speaking of Seokmin, Seungkwan and him have a channel that they share together where they post song covers every now and then.
  • for his 800,000 subscriber special he got his friend Vernon to let him do his make up
  • “Hello my boos, welcome back to Faboo! As you guys know I’m Seungkwan and joining me today is my victim, I mean my friend, Vernon!” “….Is it too late to go home now?” “Nope, you’re gonna be stuck here forever.” “Shit.”
  • lets just say Seungkwan’s “boos” were quick to make ship names and ship edits
  • everyone wants to know what the hell is this boy’s skincare routine and what highlighter he uses the most because he looks flawless?? this boy glowing as bright as a damn star
  • like shit Adnois ain’t got nothing on this boy
  • shimmery highlighter and misty eye shadow looks are his specialties!
  • every look he does in his videos just makes him look like he’s ready to walk down a runway or something like that
  • his subscribers swear that if he had a theme song it would be Flawless by Beyonce or Slay by Trevor Moran
  • If he has guests in his videos 9 out of 10 times it will be his friends. Seokmin, Vernon, and Jeonghan are the most seen of all of his friends though because it’s a bit easier to get these two to agree to videos plus their schedules are a bit more flexible since they all live within a five mile radius of each other.
  • if guests in his videos aren’t one of his friends then it’s his mom because his mom is his best friend and he loves showing her what he enjoys doing!
  • he did a video with her once were he gave her a “makeover” and he kept telling her she didn’t need a makeover because she was the most beautiful person he knew
  • his subscribers just love the relationship he has with his mom
  • everyone knows that this boy is real and authentic because of some of the vlogs he does, this boy is so honest and he’s a sensitive sweetie
  • he did a vlog once talking about how he use to think that he was pathetic for having a Beauty channel because he thought he was too ugly to do such videos and that he was “weird” for enjoying putting on make up 
  • he even cried and kept apologizing through out the whole video and y’all-
  • his subscribers were quick to cheer this baby boy right up!!
  • they were sending him like freaking essays about how perfect and amazing he is
  • speaking of his subscribers, they’re sweethearts but sassy af and they’re quick to tell someone off if they try to hate on him for doing the videos that he does
  • they even did a project on his birthday once where they sent a video to him that was just a big compilation of a lot of his subscribers talking about how much they love him
  • another thing that his subscribers like to do is make compilations of all of the funny things that he has said in his videos
  • “If I don’t glow like the sun after using this highlighter I’m gonna shove this do someone’s throat”
  • “I told him to go deep throat a cactus because he was just jealous that I look like a child of Aphrodite while he looked like a foot” 
  • “Haha, bitch! look at them lashes; they be pop, locking, and dropping!”
  • “Are you kimbap kidding me?!”
  • “Low quality?! I’m the BEST quality” 
  • ….some of his quotes are just pure comedic gold
  • he loves giving his subscribers make up beginner tips because he loves helping his “boos” as much as he can
  • he’s so gentle with his subscribers at fan meets at conventions
  • he always hugs them and takes pictures with them and gives them autographs even though he’s only suppose to pick between doing one of those threes
  • he once walked out of a fan meet which left everyone confused af because like..why did he walk off?? what happened??
  •  he come back a few minutes later with boxes of water bottles and snacks for all of the fans standing in the lines
  • Beauty Guru Seungkwan is just straight up the best thing.

I know this wasn’t the best thing in the world but hopefully you guys like it! I will be doing the other members soon!


Youtuber!Seventeen: Choi Seungcheol - Yoon Jeonghan - Joshua Hong - Wen Junhui - Kwon Soonyoung - Jeon Wonwoo - Lee Jihoon - Lee Seokmin - Kim Mingyu - Xu Minghao - Boo Seungkwan - Hansol Vernon Choi - Lee Chan

More Youtube!Percico Headcanons

-Fans requested Percy and Nico to read dirty fanfiction about them together. It was the most awkward thing either of them had ever done.

-After about 7 months, Percy announced his lease was up on his apartment and since Nico was moving out of his house around the same time, they agreed to move in together. The fans went nuts over the thought of Percico living together.

-Nico traveled with Percy on most trips. Vidcon and other Youtube meet-ups/conventions happened often so Percy decided to take Nico with him.

-Imagine Percy and Nico playing around with snapchat filters together.

-After been together for two years, Percy finally proposed to Nico. When it was “causally” (because Percy was just too happy and excited but didn’t want to look crazy) announced Percico was getting married… the internet blew up.