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And now here they are! The most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races

competing for the title of World’s Wackiest Racer.

The cars are approaching the starting line–

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First, it’s Adventure Time, come on grab the wheel, it’s Finn in the Jake Wagon!

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Up next is Old Man Jenkins in his Jalopy

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Here comes the Mystery Twins in a surprisingly durable golf cart.

Putting along to the starting line is Garnet in the shape shifting mini-Amethyster 

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Next is Shezow in the she-rrific She-Car, go get ‘em girl!

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AND WHO IS THAT PULLIN’ UP IN THAT FRESH RIDE THAT’S OUTTA SIGHT!? IT’S THAT AFRO SHEENED, KUNG FU BADASS BLACK DYNAMITE!!!!

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Up next is that dandy guy in space, Space Dandy and his partner, QT in the Little Aloha

GOOD MORNING! It’s Uncle Grandpa & company riding in the Magic R.V.

Sneaking in last is that Mean Machine with those double dealing do-badders, Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley

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But what’s this?

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A mysterious masked racer has entered the track!~

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Afro Sheen Commercial (Featuring Frederick Douglass)

1970s Afro Sheen Commercial featuring the ghost of Frederick Douglass lecturing a guy about his horrible hair, as well as Black History.