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Yaaaaaaaaasssssss Kween Yaaaaasssss!!!! Guuurrrlll, Snowflake LaBeija is serving us some serious Duck Dynasty holyghost fur REALNESS hunty, and Kween I’m LIVING for it!!! LIVINGGGGGAH!! Now Kiesha, you know I’m a “YONCÉ Vegan,” which means I only eat nuts and berries on the nights I plan on bottoming, so the semi-loyal-burger craving PETA member in me, really wants me to throw this Kween a stankface eye roll! But hold up church, the spirit is telling me it’s Faux, so….wait Hmmm…the spirit is also telling me, I’m a ratchet hoe, so who am I to judge!!! READ ME LORD!Touché Wheww, well live yo life Elsa, liiivvveeee!!!! #thecoldneverbotheredmeanyway #gurlneitherdidatop #throwitback #letitgo #dontmindifido #frozen #shriveled #costumechange #nonequityfannybrice #funnyboy #duckdynasty #aflac #werkmisskay #peta #idratherbenakedthanwearfur #nokweenitscold #beyonce #illuminativeganprincess #vegancupcakes #surprise #loveofmylife #christiansinglesdotcom #winterfurfellowship #tragic #shehashadit #nightgurrllll (at She Has Had It)

Yaassss Kween yasss!… You betta THRIVE Rufus!! Wheeww Shh'Laysia, I tell you, nothing gets my motor going, more than an all natural, all organic, rock deodorant wearing, USDA approved, Earth Mother, daddy with a love of ponytails, printed patterns and raw meat!!!! Ohh yes Kween!!!Now if the Lordt wasn’t in my life amen, I would just assume he was a penny pinching Paula!! But hallelujah church, the spirit is telling me he’s got good credit!!! HeyyHeyyy, and that $6 bottle of Kombucha in his basket only proves it guurrll!!! Aye GLORY!!! Put yo stamps away Quitta, We having steak tonight!!!! #watch #thrive #serve #theycallmetheblackseductress #thatsfrenchforbrokebottom #grateful #logopresents #duckdynasty #theothersideoftheswamp #duckcall #tophunters #quackquack #aflac #shehashadit #gurlnowimhungry #ineedadaddy #idontwannaworknomore #standingonthepromise #alrightbye (at She Has Had It)