My List Of Absolute Favourites
Movies: The Santa Clause

“In putting on this suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus, in perpetuity until such time that the wearer becomes unable to do so, by either accident or design.

-What does that mean?

It means you put on the suit, you’re the big guy.”