Headcanon that at age four, Myles Fowl is better at making sandwiches (or indeed any cooking) than his oldest brother is.

Beckett could theoretically be an excellent cook (and is, when he’s older), but he has an unfortunate habit of putting sugar in anything. This includes putting sugar in fish, honey, and some of Artemis Fowl Senior’s best wine, and in Angeline Fowl’s vegetable patch.

Honestly amen to Kanye. Every word he said was true, was honest. You could feel his emotion. He apologized, and yet he still murdered the media and put them in their place. Whole new respect for him🙏🏼