If you have a plant that is dusty, and you want it to have shiny leaves, don’t bother buying some stinky chemical aerosol plant shine spray… just wipe down the leaves with a little milk on a towel. Pretty and natural shine that won’t hurt your plants!
Word count : 2718 (I have been deprived of feelings okay don’t judge me)
A/n - I literally went wild with this and tried to write a more positive story because most plus!sized reader fics are kind of depressing. I still touch upon insecurities, but it’s far more light hearted. This will also be a multi chapter fic if you guys want :)
This had to go well. Andi left the unit under you, you had to do this right. You were familiar with the BAU. Garcia and you were good friends but you hadn’t met the team at all and it was frustrating. “You’ve got this Y/N, the force is one with you.” you mumbled, playing with your necklace. The elevator doors dinged open and you stepped out, heading straight for the doors where a group of people stood crowded around a few desks in the bullpen. You recognized the lanky tall one to be Spencer from Penelope’s polaroid wall. He looked quite different with the 4th doctor get up. You also recognized Prentiss, the new unit chief, who seemed to be in the middle of a briefing.
Summer is coming soon (thank god) and I just want everyone to know that aerosol/spray sunscreens do not work. First of all, it’s not enough protection from the get go. Second, they wear off much faster. Third, I don’t want you guys to get skin cancer.
The only reason spray sunscreens have become popular is because people are lazy. Don’t be lazy when it’s your skin on the line.
I don’t care if you look like a ghost because the sunscreen is so thick and white. I’ll still love you. We can be ghosts together.