We’ve been having so much fun running advice columns from the Internet’s own Chaucer Doth Tweet, we’ve brought him back to dispense wisdom on summer – everything from avoiding a “sone burne” to “Glampynge.” As always, Middle English is involved.

Longest Thou To Go On Summer Pilgrimage? Chaucer Hath Advice

Photo: Writer and civil servant Geoffrey Chaucer, circa 1370. (Hulton Archive/Getty Images)