advice on arrest

magicalwankingstick  asked:

Hey Sarah do you have any good scorose fanfic recs? :)

THIS IS MY TRUE LIFE CALLING.

seriously - i could give you scorose fanfic recs to last you for weeks.

oneshots: moments / the gardenton waltz / save the last dance for me / teach me french / the untouchable kind / superheroes / cranberry frappuccinos (au) / coffee shop soundtrack / a someday serenade / the trouble with scorpius malfoy / the bet / juliet, the dice was loaded from the start / it’s a magical life / the malfoy hairstyle / please stay forever / turning tables / describe me now / off limits / he doesn’t seem like a malfoy / the hogwarts tango / clichés / & now’s our moment / thickheadinappropriate behaviour / failed resolutions & other traditions / waltz of a rose / sincerely yours, xo / advice / arrested development / the things we do for love / amortentia / sweater category / really quite stunning / kitchen conversations / don’t be an idiot / the delusion of five dates / closer to perfection / what he thinks of me / girl, put your records on / his sweater / see it coming / whatever people say i am, that’s what i’m not / invisibledeus ex machina / accusation / sick / the german persuasion / rumor has it / tired / give your heart a break / prude / playing matchmaker / compare this / harry knew / inappropriate conduct / fool in love / we stand & face the storm / mistake (m rating) / summer days / bound to happen / just rose / budge over / snow angel miracles / the heart knows best

multi-chapters: third time’s the charm / my best mate is extremely attractive / three balconies & a staircase / seven reasons why / getting it right / of cobbing & cuddling / universally acknowledged / hot off the press / emergency chocolate / the birthday present / communication is key / excuses / the problem with hogwarts

probablynotacolicoid  asked:

OC profile for Kyruli?

Full Name: Kyruli Vosper
Gender and Sexuality: Aromantic Pansexual, dude
Pronouns: He/him/his
Ethnicity/Species: Sith Pureblood (older brother of my SW Miro Vosper)
Birthplace and Birthdate: Born Dromund Kaas, is 4 years older than Miro, 32 when the SW story begins (guess what I still haven’t got myself to understand the star wars calendars)
Guilty Pleasures: He enjoys drinking too much
Phobias: Probably losing what he has and having to work for something himself.
What They Would Be Famous For: More like infamous for being so dull and boring and offering awful nonsensical advice.
What They Would Get Arrested For: Getting drunk and being too friendly with people who literally just want him to go away
OC You Ship Them With: I freakin don’t even though he’s in an arranged marriage god help his spouse lmfao
OC Most Likely To Murder Them: If not his spouse then probably Miro. I would have said Levia, but she finds him too dull to even bother with, but he patronises Miro enough she’d probably stab him to get him to shut up
Favorite Movie/Book Genre: He likes ‘fake deep’ stuff, like, stuff that can make him seem so ‘enlightened’ when really it requires the brain function of a teaspoon to understand
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: ANYTHING that he thinks is too unbelievable - or basically requires him to think
Talents and/or Powers: He can play act at being a proper Sith when in social circles. He’s also better at the political side of things than his sisters when it comes to making himself out to be better than he is.
Why Someone Might Love Them: Kyri isn’t exactly unkind to those he ends up caring for, and he can be quite soft even if he doesn’t think so.
Why Someone Might Hate Them: He’s bland, doesn’t really want change, and is very patronising.
How They Change: Over time he becomes slightly less of a dick - starts to appreciate his sisters as people who don’t need his (practically worthless) guidance
Why You Love Them: I love him because he’s a douche and it’s so easy to get exasperated with him